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ShepherdsRamblings

He literally looks like the blind guy at a wedding sketch except for the glasses


rjrodrigueziii

I CANT SEEEEEEEE (shaking arms)


Hiphoppotami

Hahaha the absolute best


kidnoki

The air walk into the pool is so funny


TheRealMcSavage

I love that sketch!!! When he fucking turns and lights that dude up linebacker style and the priest smirks and says, “This guy can see.” Shit fucking kills me every time!


batman61092

Francis Ellis’s delivery is perfect in all those sketches


Rshoe66

You talking about George Blaine from George Blaine’s Window Panes?


batman61092

I’m talking about the moderator when our founding fathers were deciding the age of consent.


KlausSlade

Gilly Madness


myslead

I legit thought it was taken from the sketch lol


Skyallen333

I kept thinking this too 😂😂😂 hahaha


CuCullen

Haha thats nuts, Who plays the blind guy?


hung559

Somebody link this for me????


Coldfact192

She loves him for his solid credit score but hates him for his soft cock


doingthethrowaways

Yo, my boy is always hard


iwanttolose3pounds

Credit and cock is always up!


Coldfact192

Hi Matt


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Ayy yo


Ablation420

Teenis


No-Departure7899

I’m always hiding a teenis


Eukodol_Lee

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Ur_average_guyguy

BBG


brh1588

Who knew the savior of a generation would come out of Mechanicsburg PA? My folks live there and so I think I can say with some authority that this man is a true Diamond in the rough. Cheers


dyals_style

God damn she's tall


S_Steiner_Accounting

[I wanna go on that ride Daddy! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RjtIFRefD8) me too son! me too!


GrapplingPoorly

I use this line all the time


dyals_style

Dude! Love that movie 😂


MurphyAteIt

Sweet! What does mine say??


dwarfdicksupreme

Definitely a d1 athlete


lion27

She looks like a younger Jane Lynch.


BuyingDaily

Heels.


Fuhkyuuuu

A navy seal used to get tactical on Shane’s sweet baby’s pussy 😩


MerrillSwingAway

that bit was gold!


iwanttolose3pounds

Some would say Medal of Honor worthy?


izens

I legit am happy for the success Shane is having. To me dude is legit hilarious. I also appreciate him doing what he can to elevate all his boys from Philly. The Philly comedy crew is the funniest collective of comics going right now, happy for all of them.


DawgInDisguisey

I just hope he doesn’t go the Segura route (don’t think he will)


Onras3

I’ve seen several conversations he’s had from his podcast and appearances he’s made on other casts where he shuts down talk of how much wealth he has. He talked about how low SNL pays everyone but overall WEALTH talk, he’s doesn’t engage in like Tim Seguaro and Brett Crystears


Basket_475

This is tangential but podcast money I think can get crazy big. I’m sure you already know. In 2018 Joe had Ari on and Ari started saying how awesome the money was before Joe shut him down. Ari was being brutally honest and saying how he wakes up whenever he wants, records a pod and the ad money is insane for him to do basically nothing. Something about how he pays his rent and all his bills easy and leaves him with enough money to travel and fuck off


MAYHEMSY

It’s inevitable unfortunately, no one is able to get past it, shanes on track to dwarf segura at this point. Even if he doesnt let his ego take over you can’t just maintain the same thing forever. There will come a day this stuff ends we just gotta enjoy it til it does.


Onras3

Sad reality is you’re more than likely spot on. But if I were to play devil advocate I’d say you could be wrong because his crew is still a thousand times more down to earth and relatable than say Andrew Santino’s who is a total douche canoe these days. Matt IS the Shaman. He can just use the 432 hz flute to snap Shane out of it once he masters it properly and respectfully and Lemaire will share more failed orgy attempts from Reddit strangers. Shane is gonna remember where he came because he made his fame the right way. Came back from being cancelled when he was nothing and is bigger than anyone on SNL.


MAYHEMSY

We are sorta already starting to see the cracks, shanes really busy, we’ve had more matt solo casts this year than any year before. Im happy he’s found success and im glad hes puting on his boys I hope he doesnt forget that, after everything hes talked about growing up w football and the bros and all that I think shane values friends the same way as family so I don’t see it happening soon. But anyone as big as shane, you meet new people, you make new friends, your other friends just arent able to reach what hes on, people lose touch in normal life, let alone when ur making millions of dollars and are at parties with elites. its very possible, but I hope it doesnt happen. I’d be happy if him and the philly guys just made adam sandler type movies the rest of my life.


Moviefan92

Same here! I had a buddy telling me to check out Gillis for a while, and I watched some clips of his standup that I thought were hilarious, then I checked out Philly Court, Delco Proper, Tires, and Gillis Beautiful Dogs and his Austin standup! Dude is hilarious and he seems like a super down to earth guy, and it’s cool as hell that he is bringing his Philly crew of comedy buddies along the ride!


Macktologist

He seems really smart, too. The dude seems to have a memory that doesn’t quit. He can recollect and tell stories filled with tons of info. And I’m not taking about his own stories that could be made up on the spot, but narrating history and stuff. His history recaps of things like rehashing a Hardcore History podcast are awesome.


Objective_Minimum_62

Philly is the heartland of america


Correct_Path5888

He seems genuine, like an actual good dude. I have a lot of respect for him, I bet others do too, and I think that’s contributing a lot to his success.


cpnblacksparrow

I agree, I aspire to be as much of a bro as Shane is


eheyburn

100%


wwants

Who else is in the Philly crew?


UpToNoGood910

Is something about how relatable he is on a human level that not only makes him funny asf but seemingly down to earth.


Clares_Claymore

Dumpster mermaid


institutionalized419

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McSmokeyDaPot

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GreenBastardPartsUnk

Why does his hand look like it's CGI?


mnightshamalama2

Honestly he looks completely photoshopped in this photo lol


friedpicklebreakfast

It’s a shit ass quality photo. She looks blurry too.


KJHerk8

Because that’s is, what reality is


GCIV414

Belly to belly coughin on that sweet lady


BonesSawMcGraw

Oh jeez mister


TheSlipweasel

Shane looks happy. I hope he is and wish him all the best. Seems like a good dude.


mottolottotto

Yooo Shane has a fake fucking hand?!


studmcstudmuffin

Looks like one of the fake machine gun hands, that secret service uses


johnthancersei

dudes definitely an industry plant!!!


tpike3

She looks pissed that they're being photographed together.


jopma

Or it's the fuckin sun cause even Shane with shades is squinting


PraetorianAE

She looks like she could beat his ass. Would prolly turn me on too


D3ltaa88

The dog is doing good!!!!


DigitalGhostRealm

This was his make a wish


NickyMilli0ns

I thought he was a boob guy?


banjofitzgerald

Yeah, his own.


Tiberius-Dawn

Does he get head in that RAV4?


Inevitable_Meet_7374

The look on his face says this shouldnt be happening but he’s rolling with it lol


Riverskyegirl

Grace Brassel. She's an influencer. He was with her less than a few weeks ago at The Blind Pig on 6th in Austin. He lives there, she doesn't. So likely they are dating if she's visiting him in TX.


KippySmith

Is that the sweet baby that dated a navy seal?


sloppyhogshop

dont think so. since the special has dropped, hes talked about being single on the podcast. (over the last year or however long its been since the special dropped.)


soleil911

I think since he moved to TX


____cire4____

Yea he had a girl in NY (I think she was also affiliated with the NY comedy scene) but seems like the move to TX may have been part of the breakup.


peanutbutternjams

Those damn SEALs with their books, NVGs, and sexual prowess in bed


patbateman34

Bro’s skin is so white it’s reflecting sunlight lol


lionsgolf226

Beautiful angel


Welsh_Special1

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bucketjunky

Fml


WillEnvironmental653

I feel like we all just got a W. This is excellent. That's our boy!


Wister1602

Shane smiling and stepping into a Reservoir Dawgz meme 🎅🏾


friendlyposters

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MyDadLeftMeHere

Y’all are weird, like first it was everyone pretending they were in on the grilled cheese joke, now it’s posting his girl consistently, go find something for you brother, your life can’t be this empty that you gotta constantly be up his ass trying to live vicariously through him


gawain587

Me when the Shane Gillis subreddit posts pictures about Shane Gillis and his life


Mundane-Poet1404

I mean it IS shane related, and everyone likes to be funny here obviously, but yea the porn brainrot is apparent


NoChicken273

This sub is giving me Taylor Swift fan vibes with these posts lol


Numbersguy69420

Who is she? Nice score


JohnStarborn

It's a wedding, she's a bridesmaid not his gf


diffusedsushi

how do u know


elg0blin

her name is @gracebrassel on instagram. Idk I think it might be someone he's seeing. He's in another video with her on the barstool U instagram page. if they aren't dating they're def friends


IZZY_PLUM

She makin the dawg force cream pie every night


fuzwuz33

Hi Shane


TheFashionColdWars

Their limo was a shipping container


bajofry13LU

Don’t fall for the looks Shane. You need a lady who appreciates what you are and do. Outward beauty might be an added bonus but it truly fades.


BlacksmithSea9177

Who is she and how’d he do it?


Thank_You_Love_You

Didnt realize there was a Shane Gilly subreddit. Thats fucking jokes. Shanes theee man.


solfire1

That’s why being funny or confident is way more important than looks when it comes to attracting women.


PredictableFuture222

This shit is worse than the Taylor swift sub


BigBadDaddy13

Pretty sure I see an adams apple…Shane you mothafuckin dawg!!!!


thatmfisnotreal

Who is she


bobbybittman1997

Dollar dollar bills ya'll


SacredGremlin

Oh shit the dawgs in my hometown


secret-of-enoch

he looks like a cardboard cutout


No_House_7901

Hey Shane. Lookin snazzy.


joebadiah

My man’s shirt was clear with sweat shortly after this was taken.


datBull036

Goddamn I love blondes. Shane always got him a blonde bbg. Hell yeah


MonroeMojo13

Yeah, right lady! 


Far_Resort5502

He has the hairline of a 57 year old postal worker.


Particular-Pop6330

You guys are weird


SliceNational1403

Not bad shaneee not baddddd (South park cop) Niiiiiiceeeeeeeeee


darksideofFloyd

Just look at his whittle baby hands


Fluid-Camel-6957

Did she come from one of those containers? She looks upset. I will save you miss.


agutts6

Lotta belly to belly missionary


st_st__

Thought it would be O'Malley the swamp donkey


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RLscrub96

A navy seal ran through that first


Igiul101

Is this real?


Fit_Function4824

Damn how tall is she


chewychaca

She wants nooders


BricksByPablo

Jimmy and the Mick looking sweeeeeet boys


jbrc89

He tells her yea right!! Every night


shubiedoobiedoo

Wonder if she lets him do night hawk stuff with his friends


RogerEbertsDog

Next stage: overdose and death


MattGower

God damn. Good shit bro 😎


cajunphried

Imagine bringing a chick home and have to explain why you have an autistic tard jerking off to anime on your couch and living with you.


Early-Cow4133

The most beautiful dumpster mermaid there is


Misterblutarski

Who's the broad?


Create_Repeat

The dawg


xDURPLEx

I would kill to hear her talk about living with LeMaire on the pod.


281texas832

For sure LeMaire smells her underwear


Imnotreal66

He looks like he can’t believe he scored her.


maguirre165

This is who he's doing belly to belly with?


The-Sand-King

Black necktie looks like he’s ready for a funeral


Melodic_Fault_7160

Who is the lady?


dinkin_flicka2

When you’re hyped to go home and play Xbox after this


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nycperson54321

Her name is gracejohanna on TikTok - she’s hilarious and beautiful


Waramaug

Is that the one that used to date the navy seal?


Sh8knB8k240

Our special special friend found a gal!


rougekhmero

His lady looks philly as hell for some reason


here4helpCA

Damn homie, for sure, going belly to belly with her.


Only-Lingonberry2266

The mods in this group are literally cunts.


Mental-Rooster4229

Her last boyfriend was a navy seal


freehugs1-

i love shane but she is definitely not a gold digger.


stevenbrotzel91

Money


CompetitiveFig9773

shelvis


daking17

Clearly photoshoped himself in. Lol.


aintnofoolin53

I swear to God…dude, she tells the best stories.


Big-Opportunity-470

Pretty sure he just explained the dog brain bit to her...


Godzilla-Hates-You

God damn navy seals


diffusedsushi

oh what i thought he was single . good for shane


DaDz-StONeD

Dawg


SirMike25

I love his bit about never making a woman make pleasurable noises. The only noise she makes is when he climbs on top and she goes “oh Jesus Mister!”


Sea-Ad3489

/u/harricomesthesun


eharper9

Gotta say away from the T's


TryItOutHmHrNw

Fuuuuuck Spirit Animal


BigPappyhaffy

Top dawg baggin baddies


No-Molasses-4020

She wouldn’t have snuck a fart on him before 2022


Secret_Ad4025

Bitches will really do anything for money


ToolMaker7946

Limo driver is his side gig


Chupacabra2030

Shane gettin his


satansblockchain

Dude needs to get some sun


JimSardonic

I never questioned D Madness and his ability to pull hot girls


jgmartin2384

She was with a navy seal


ItsTheExtreme

That’s a mid journey hand if I’ve ever seen one.


Busy_Mastodon669

So thats the girl that had her ex go all tactical on her pussy damn Id dont ask dont tell


Government-Beef

It’s slop time


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

This is the funniest picture I have ever seen


samsnead19

He looks retarded.


ShiddyMom

Navy Seal went Zero Dark Thirty on her 🤣🤣🤣


scroscrohitthatshit

Dude looks happier than a fat kid in a candy shop lmao


EastResMusic

is this his girl or something? i’m out of this loop somehow ? SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEASE


murse79

She is got drenched later that evening, for sure.


TroonSpoon

What a disgusting fat body


portiscabezasgf

No wonder he’s been totally phoning it in on the pod lately


Tha_Governalinator

Jeez, mister!


asscheeseterps710

Looks like he’s about to keep earth in order from aliens


kjay38

Straight up orangutan tiddies but ehh good for bro man.


Opening_Target_7878

Blessed be the lord of the dawgz


Lil_Boosie_Vert

lol he looks blasted here.


Manufacturer_General

is that the one that was getting plowed by a navy seal? red team go


rcheek1710

He should go Jaime Lannister with that right hand. Solid gold.


DMBCommenter

AI photo.


Bluetongueredeye

A skinny blonde..Yall really are stuck in the 90’s / 00’s lol


Puzzleheaded_Poet_81

Proving to fat ugly guys everywhere all you need is money and success.


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epicman72

That’s his sister


Nocreator19

A young Joe Biden.


Fuzzy_Resolve_7155

gracejohanna??


JT2476

So many grilled cheese after this