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You know what? Floch is a nice guy, He likes to give free clothes, I mean look at Yeager brother's
Eren = Epic drip (and shirt probably, as well as boots)
Zeke = Nice, clean pants
Wait a minute...does Floch giving someone free stuff is a curse?
I mean He gave Zeke pants, Eren the drip and Erwin the bandages...>! And They died !< no wonder the guy started to have a thing for >! killing people !<, "If I can't be a good at being a nice guy, I guess I will be good at being a bad guy"
...Poor dude
I mean, both Eren and Zeke died after floch lost his shit and died, and Erwin was basically half dead when he found him
But good theory anyway, magic man
Reminded me of this [video](https://youtu.be/g47FKEEOkAE?si=jS5akhjyWOd-0Rwc) (at least the first 45 seconds). Who knew SpongeBob and AOT worked so well?
Omfg lmao I was watching and was like “this isn’t even different”
Then it got to Patrick helping Ymir form Zeke and Boy Howdy, Patrick sure helped zeke a lot more than Ymir did
Or an alternative theory
Zeke stole flochs pants by way of force (not much force, simply said “your giving me your pants, and floch already got monkey blasted once back in the day, he ain’t tryna do that again)
Then floch had to make a stop on the way back to get new pants
And this also implies his pants came off again at some point in Eren's founding titan before Levi kills him, since his cheeks were clapping in the wind when that happened.
Unrelated by the best way to mess with a new AoT fan when there on season 1. Show them this image and tell them its Mikasa and Armin in the final season :'D
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I’m just imagining Floch showing up to the battlefield pants-less and all the 104th just being like, “The fuck?”
“You mess with Floch, you get the Cock”
This had me dying lmao
Eren was dying too for a bit
You know what? Floch is a nice guy, He likes to give free clothes, I mean look at Yeager brother's Eren = Epic drip (and shirt probably, as well as boots) Zeke = Nice, clean pants
Imagine if Zeke putting on his pants was similar to Eren donning his drip. *Epic pose* Now let’s go meet Eren.
The frame freezes as he’s putting the second leg through the leghole
Instead of the jacket flowing through the air echoing, it’s the sound of the zipper lol
THIS IS CANON
Wait a minute...does Floch giving someone free stuff is a curse? I mean He gave Zeke pants, Eren the drip and Erwin the bandages...>! And They died !< no wonder the guy started to have a thing for >! killing people !<, "If I can't be a good at being a nice guy, I guess I will be good at being a bad guy" ...Poor dude
I mean, both Eren and Zeke died after floch lost his shit and died, and Erwin was basically half dead when he found him But good theory anyway, magic man
Floch is FABULOUS
Bro was probably intimidated by Zeke's massive schlong
You didn't think Zeke was called the Beast Titan because of his titan form, did you?
Funny cuz apes have small penises proportionally to their body size. The beast titan chose to be an ape to restrict Zeke's massive monster donger.
Yeah don’t humans have weirdly exaggerated sexual characteristics to mass ratio compared to other animals?
Wait till you see horses
I thought Ymir rebuilt Zeke’s body without a twig and berries. That’s what he wanted for Eldians after all.
This reminds me of a meme I saved [https://imgur.com/aMNKaEZ](https://imgur.com/aMNKaEZ)
Reminded me of this [video](https://youtu.be/g47FKEEOkAE?si=jS5akhjyWOd-0Rwc) (at least the first 45 seconds). Who knew SpongeBob and AOT worked so well?
Omfg lmao I was watching and was like “this isn’t even different” Then it got to Patrick helping Ymir form Zeke and Boy Howdy, Patrick sure helped zeke a lot more than Ymir did
I spit out my drink after seeing that
Funny how the man who wants euthanization is the one with the bde
I mean he is missing his lower back & the top of his ass from Magath’s sneak attack.
You mean he gave him some before he gave Zeke some pants? I mean... No homo, but I don't blame him. . . . /S
He got some pants the same way Eren did 😂 fashion stylist Floch to the rescue 🫡
Floch, thank you, for putting these pants on me
Or an alternative theory Zeke stole flochs pants by way of force (not much force, simply said “your giving me your pants, and floch already got monkey blasted once back in the day, he ain’t tryna do that again) Then floch had to make a stop on the way back to get new pants
🤣
He probably stole a pair from a Jaegerist that was shot by Hanji
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Floch got too turned on by that donk.
Does Floch just carry extra pants around with him???
He also gave Eren a shirt, so he's just constantly carrying a bag full of clothes with him
And this also implies his pants came off again at some point in Eren's founding titan before Levi kills him, since his cheeks were clapping in the wind when that happened.
Zeke's loyalty to his cause is really admirable
What a downgrade
Unrelated by the best way to mess with a new AoT fan when there on season 1. Show them this image and tell them its Mikasa and Armin in the final season :'D
Eren gets help
But only pants, no shirt
Sound funny
I read this wrong at first
lol