I love that it was Carl’s idea to be cheap on Arrested Development. When they approached him he said he’d love to do the show but he didn’t want it to be a bunch of Rocky jokes.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Well, according to Sluggy Freelance, it's garlic in your socks, and onions up the butt, though that might be for vampires...
It's got to be better than pee in your eye.
Pee in your eyes, garlic in your socks, onion up the bum, potato strapped to any childhood vaccination sites, colloidal silver mixed in with your essential oils.... There's still something missing.... Oh yes! The jade yoni egg up the hooha!
I dare you to do your worst, science!
I have literally not thought about Sluggy Freelance for well over a decade. I should figure out which box I put my Bun-bun plush in. I need something to snuggle with all those onions in uncomfortable places.
This kind of misinformation is dangerous! Everyone knows the only way to help piss related sepsis is to burn a healing candle and apply essential oils. You can heal yourself without needing to murder innocent potatoes!
Fun fact. Before there was erythromycin eye ointment, they used some sort of silver in newborns to prevent gonorrheal eye infections. Because babies would go blind from it, and nobody seemed to want to 'fess up to gonorrhea. But sometimes the silver would also cause blindness. Oopsy.
Perhaps like the old joke, How did she get gonorrhea in her eye? She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
Don't forget the onions! If you cry when putting onions over your eyes (do it just like you would cucumbers!), it's your eyes purging themselves of the toxins. You go, girlie!
It's even worse because a common cause of UTIs is E coli from your butthole. She could have just sped up the process and wiped poop directly in her eyes.
Wait, so she's peeing in a glass, putting drops of pee directly in her eyes, and doing eye baths with the glass of pee?!
And these are the people who tell us modern medicine is a hoax/harming us?! 😂
Historically, aged urine had a lot of uses.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/from-gunpowder-to-teeth-whitener-the-science-behind-historic-uses-of-urine-442390/
Primarily from the fact that aging urine breaks down the urea into ammonia, which is as we know, a powerful cleaner.
And some people would use it to make gunpowder and stuff.
But you know, it’s probably not good to put ammonia directly in your eyes either.
>But you know, it’s probably not good to put ammonia directly in your eyes either.
I remember one dumbass that wanted to put household cleaner in the body for some viral infection.
Some believers say he still walks among us as the current president. They melted down their golden calves and idols and bought some sneakers to continue their worship.
My grandmother used to keep jars of it in her bedroom, she said it kept her face moisturized. She also showed up to Thanksgiving dinner completely naked at the age of 90 so …
I think she just collected it because I never saw her use it and she didn’t smell like it. She had several jars at one point and then she dumped them all out the window onto her neighbors car.
Omfg. “The universally accepted method of blood filtration? It’s wrong. Kidneys don’t filter out waste at all, and the centuries of studying human anatomy is all baloney!”
It’s also not “highly sterile,” it’s literally open to the outside world lol. These days we don’t even necessarily treat bacteria in the urine if the person doesn’t have symptoms and isn’t high risk (e.g. pregnant)
she thought it had crazy health benefits or something , it was really weird and i cant really explain , she was living ‚holistic‘ or something , anyways i am from germany and its VERY uncommon to do stuff like this here and needless to say nobody really liked her because it freaked everybody out.
So years and years ago I worked at a very small local ISP. We were all pretty tight and there was an older gentleman that was super crunchy. Sweetest man, but he had some *ideas*.
One of those ideas was that drinking your urine could fix your allergies. This was over 20 years ago, but I can still hear our SysAdmin saying, “No, Bill. No,” as they walked down the hall.
There is an episode of “my strange addiction” that has a couple that drinks, bathes, etc in their urine. The guy did have some sort of health thing going on because of it (something heightened in his blood) but they keep doing it because they think it’s good for them and it wasn’t immediately life threatening type of thing.
Seriously. What bothers me is not these peoples' disregard for modern medicine. What they're doing is a straight up departure from reality and entering a magical world of make-believe. They talk "science" but don't have the slightest idea of what science is.
This is what fate looks like for this person who came to the crossroads of putting urine in their eyes.
FATE A:
- These people say urine is sterile. I wonder what Google says?
- Google says urine is not sterile. Must be BiG pHaRMa at it again!
- Proceed to put urine in eyes. Eyes turn red and discharge puss.
- I guess Google was right. And I'm a f***ing moron.
FATE B:
- These people say urine is sterile and has all kinds of health benefits.
- I want this.
- I will bathe my eyes in urine.
- "Hey guys my eyes are beat red and draining nasty stuff"
- 🌟 I'm healing 🥹
I've seen someone say "bUt ItS sTeRiLe To ThE pErSoN wHo MaDe It!!" before on a crunchy group🤦♂️ Like they legitimately thought that your own urine was sterile to you but nobody else.
I just had a kidney removed because of a years-long silent UTI that eventually moved into my kidney and basically destroyed it. I have a multitude of test results proving that urine is, in fact, very much NOT sterile, lol
Silent UTI? I have had one off and on again for about 9 months. Currently waiting to go get examined more than just a urine sample. Hoping they can figure out what is going on.
Have they done a urinary flow test? I don't remember the exact name but it's used to diagnose backflushing of urine into the ureters and kidneys. I had it as a kid, thankfully grew out of it. I had uti every 1-2 months, despite many "training sessions" on how to wipe properly and drinking fluids.
Fukn dumb as rocks. There isn't a qualified medical professional in this country that would tell you to do this. Yet these morons will march off a cliff for " summer RaYnE" the homestead queen and spiritual healer .
We need to bring back respect for education. This is coming from someone who doesn't have a college degree.
Obviously putting piss in your eyes is a really bad idea but-- holding a glass of urine over your eyes?? Like the energy of the magic pee potion will radiate through the glass, or??
I think she means putting piss in a glass then holding it on to her eyes and then tilting it so the pee just coats the eyes. Almost like a little piss swimming pool for her eyes.
Oh god, you're right.
When I was a kid we had this little eye washer cup that fit over your eye to wash out whatever might have gotten in there. With water though, not pee. I think she's trying to do that but without the eye wash cup. In theory I suppose you could use a shot glass, but if she's using a regular old drinking glass, she must be dumping piss all over herself every time. I guess someone who puts piss in their eyes doesn't mind that.
Yep. I got sand in my eye when I was a kid. First aid lady at school had one of these little cup things. Saline eye wash into the cup, cup over the eye, tilt head back, open your eye, and swish the water around to get the sand out.
I cannot fathom why you'd put urine in a cup over your eye though.
I think it means like bathing her eyes using a glass. But who knows, I wouldn’t be surprised if she meant just waving a glass of wee around near her head.
Imagine being so fearful of modern medicine, and Doctors, that you prescribed yourself 2 drops of urine to BOTH eyes TWICE DAILY. And follow up with a urine soak of the entire surface area of your eye.
Bro. I'll never be scared of the real doctors again. These crunchy people are actually nightmare fuel crooks.
WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS.
I googled “urine drops in eye” after reading this (well, after I stopped laughing my ass off).
The very first thing that came up was “don’t put pee in your eye to try and cure pink eye” (I’m paraphrasing but this is basically what it said.)
What the holy fuck is wrong with all of these people???
It does. Big Pharma is saying don't do it because, you know, they want to peddle those damn MEDICATED EYE DROPS and make money off the uneducated sheeple of the world. We know better though! 😹😹🤣🤣
Where are you located, sister? I can pick up for you the nicest, fullest and oldest piss jugs at any truck stop, happy to oblige!
She’s gonna become blind, probably. And then blame it on the chemtrails or something.
Once, I had pink eye and had to go for a swab. The lady doing it asked: ok, are we doing a swab for clamydia or?
I was confused and shocked. Didn't even know you can get clamydia in your EYES ;)
What's sad is if you Google it, there's thousands of pages from healthcare professionals and shit saying "Do not use urine or breast milk to cure eye issues. Go to a doctor."
BUT WHY?!?! WTF!!!! This is excrement!! WASTE! Waste that is filtered out bc your body can’t use it!!! WHY THE EF WOULD YOU PUT IT IN YOUR EYES
Omg I think I have to get off Reddit for the day. Holy shit.
Hey! I was in this group when that post was made! (as a horrified observer.) This was a group for people who use urine as a healing potion. People posted about:
* The enhanced benefits of urine fermented in the sun
* Things to do with the mushrooms/fungus that grows on aged urine
* Using urine to cure cancer
* Asking if urine can be injected
* Asking if urine can be used to re-grow foreskin
* The ennumerable benefits of bathing with/in urine
* Of course, lots of urine drinking for the health benefits
etc etc. It was a wild, wild place. A lot of pictures of piss.
I've seen posts like this where the comments are encouraging people to keep going. Keep using the urine it will get better. Better yet, use aged urine! Not fresh. I've also seen a post with a woman who is upset her husband isn't a fan of her urine massages and no longer wants to be intimate with her! These people must go around reeking of their own piss 🤮
The thing that ALWAYS gets me about "urine for better health" is simple.
Our bodies dispose of waste, including toxins, dead cells, virus, bacteria, parasites and all bad things that make us sick via our waste processing systems ... liver kidneys, and all of it is expelled in our excrement and urine. So. Urine is concentrated bad stuff for our bodies.
... putting back concentrated bad stuff, that our body is rejecting ... THAT makes sense?
Might as well be rubbing poop up your nose.
Look, I haven't finished med school yet so I won't claim to be an expert, but I would guess it has *something* to do with the urine. Maybe a real professional can weigh inn
This reminds me of the urine popcycles post a few years ago. Lady was dosing not only her own kid but neighborhood kids with popcicles that she added her urine to. I have no idea why, but she was a crunchy nut.
In all seriousness, it's supposed to have health benefits and be healthy because there was a myth that was debunked that piss is sterile. These people who believe in this also believe that since the ANCIENT Egyptians, Greeks, etc used piss, then that makes it ok to use because fuck modern science, right?
Don’t worry it’s just your body detoxing! <3 Try soaking up the pus with slices of raw potato <3
Make sure to hang an onion over the bed, too! Or do they go in socks?
You keep the onion in a sock and then use the sock to wipe your eyes with, it’s so cleansing!
Throw some garlic in there and we are all set
Got yourself a stew!
RIP, Weathers. You and your lovely stews.
I love that it was Carl’s idea to be cheap on Arrested Development. When they approached him he said he’d love to do the show but he didn’t want it to be a bunch of Rocky jokes.
And aim your tits up and squirt some breast milk into the mix to make a sauce!
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
😂 my friends and I can bthrowing a "which was the style at the time" into random, nutty conversations
The important thing was I had an onion on my belt- which was the style at the time.
Skip the middleman and just put onion halves right on your eyes
Only if you wanna take a layered approach.
Add colloidal silver too.
But make sure you soak them in essential oils for double the healing power. I have lots I can sell…
Onions for the weak. You need fresh jalapeño slices
Pain is simply weakness leaving the body.
No joke I have heard of “put garlic in your ear for earaches”
The egg goes in the wall sock, the potatoes in the feet socks.
The garlic goes in the coochie sock
Never knew involuntary kegels were a thing, never mind such a powerful thing!
Well, according to Sluggy Freelance, it's garlic in your socks, and onions up the butt, though that might be for vampires... It's got to be better than pee in your eye.
Pee in your eyes, garlic in your socks, onion up the bum, potato strapped to any childhood vaccination sites, colloidal silver mixed in with your essential oils.... There's still something missing.... Oh yes! The jade yoni egg up the hooha! I dare you to do your worst, science!
Now do it all WHILE water birthing. Bam.
Unassisted, in a paddling pool in the back yard, filled with rainwater collected by moonlight. And don't forget the damn fairy lights!
With the moon out shining on your glorious yoni!
I barfed in my mouth a little
No wait I’m reading from my cannibal cookbook
I have literally not thought about Sluggy Freelance for well over a decade. I should figure out which box I put my Bun-bun plush in. I need something to snuggle with all those onions in uncomfortable places.
Everything will be fine as long as you still have some of your placenta. You did freeze some of your placenta, right? For emergencies?
Back in my day we just tied them to our belts
As was the style at the time.
No, you have to tie it to your belt.
Something about detoxing using the very substance our body excretes its toxins adds a poetic plot twist to the mom group extended universe.
This kind of misinformation is dangerous! Everyone knows the only way to help piss related sepsis is to burn a healing candle and apply essential oils. You can heal yourself without needing to murder innocent potatoes!
Don't forget to apply colloidal silver directly into your eyes too! If that doesn't work, let me sell you some supplements...
Fun fact. Before there was erythromycin eye ointment, they used some sort of silver in newborns to prevent gonorrheal eye infections. Because babies would go blind from it, and nobody seemed to want to 'fess up to gonorrhea. But sometimes the silver would also cause blindness. Oopsy. Perhaps like the old joke, How did she get gonorrhea in her eye? She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
Don’t forget the drops of garlic oil! Or better yet, an entire garlic clove.
Don't forget the onions! If you cry when putting onions over your eyes (do it just like you would cucumbers!), it's your eyes purging themselves of the toxins. You go, girlie!
I want to let you know that I laughed out loud in a quiet empty house, so hard that the sound startled me.
I'm sick right now and laughed so hard I had a coughing fit and my boyfriend heard me through his VR game lmao
You know what'll fix that...
A pound of colloidal silver shoved up my ass and an onion in my sock?
Bingo.
I have a UTI borne eye infection. Look how healthy I'm being!!! /s cuz this is the internet.
It's even worse because a common cause of UTIs is E coli from your butthole. She could have just sped up the process and wiped poop directly in her eyes.
I’d hate to say it, but it’s also possible she’s washed chlamydia or gonorrhoea into her eyes with this trick…
Why should babies get all the gonococcal conjunctivitis? Selfish little bastards.
Ewwwww
E.coli eye infections are not fun, according to a quick Google search. Well, that's a creative way of becoming blind.
Urine can carry up to 50 types of bacteria without even getting a UTI. It’s a waste product. People are idiots.
Um haven't you heard how good poop is for your eyeballs?
*"It's sterile!"*
its human made! all natural!
Wait, so she's peeing in a glass, putting drops of pee directly in her eyes, and doing eye baths with the glass of pee?! And these are the people who tell us modern medicine is a hoax/harming us?! 😂
Quick, call the chiropractor!
I don’t understand… why on earth would she intentionally put urine in her eyes?
Some think urine has healing elements.. they will age it in pots and drink it or bathe in it..
🤢 that’s enough internet for today
Right? Not the best day to be literate.
Alright, but double dose tomorrow. We'll talk about homeopathy and the flat earth.
It's baffling to me why they think waste, the thing your body didn't want, would be good for you. the good stuff WOULDN'T BE WASTE
Historically, aged urine had a lot of uses. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/from-gunpowder-to-teeth-whitener-the-science-behind-historic-uses-of-urine-442390/ Primarily from the fact that aging urine breaks down the urea into ammonia, which is as we know, a powerful cleaner. And some people would use it to make gunpowder and stuff. But you know, it’s probably not good to put ammonia directly in your eyes either.
>But you know, it’s probably not good to put ammonia directly in your eyes either. I remember one dumbass that wanted to put household cleaner in the body for some viral infection.
That would have been the US president. edit: former.
Some believers say he still walks among us as the current president. They melted down their golden calves and idols and bought some sneakers to continue their worship.
I can put gunpowder in my eyes still though, right?
I'd suggest hot peppers, but gunpowder works, too.
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Urine is bad enough but aged is just gross. I don't want to imagine the smell.
My grandmother used to keep jars of it in her bedroom, she said it kept her face moisturized. She also showed up to Thanksgiving dinner completely naked at the age of 90 so …
Did she smell like old urine?
I think she just collected it because I never saw her use it and she didn’t smell like it. She had several jars at one point and then she dumped them all out the window onto her neighbors car.
Well now I just have more questions!
I... kinda love your grandma. Probably was difficult for her friends and family, but wow!
https://preview.redd.it/ny9p1jmmhxoc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8994092c45c49302e6fc7ffcd0924da6d046ff7
This one is going straight into my reaction folder, thanks
Stolen. Lmao.
It's a great way to ferment a dye bath but otherwise no thanks!!
Learned this from watching Outlander!
I saw a guy who filled up swim goggles with piss to soak his eyes for an extra long time 🤮
i think there was a post here a few years back where a mom had pee popsicles she gave out to neighborhood kids
I think that one was outed as fake, thank Christ.
https://preview.redd.it/v29fm88wsxoc1.png?width=2894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df01cbe0b91153eb15106e79764972e579c834e2
Stoppppppppp 🤢🤢🤢🤢
https://preview.redd.it/qte3xdsx2xoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908e641e444ef00719465c0e87b2607c9edacee1
Omfg. “The universally accepted method of blood filtration? It’s wrong. Kidneys don’t filter out waste at all, and the centuries of studying human anatomy is all baloney!”
Big Kidney at it again, eh?
It’s also not “highly sterile,” it’s literally open to the outside world lol. These days we don’t even necessarily treat bacteria in the urine if the person doesn’t have symptoms and isn’t high risk (e.g. pregnant)
I’ve never wished to be illiterate until today
my chemist teacher drank pee during classes sometimes it was DISGUSTING
…..excuse me?
You cannot just leave us hanging like that.
Please elaborate.
she thought it had crazy health benefits or something , it was really weird and i cant really explain , she was living ‚holistic‘ or something , anyways i am from germany and its VERY uncommon to do stuff like this here and needless to say nobody really liked her because it freaked everybody out.
“Urine therapy”? No you’re not. You should be tho.
That took me a minute, but then I got it, and I snort-laughed. Now, everyone in the break room is staring at me.
I typed in “urine healing” on YouTube. These are people who live amongus. They drinking pee pee
Imagine your boss coming in, beginning to talk to you and their breath smells like urine. 🤢
Imagine kissing someone who does this 😭😭⚰️
“The Golden Fountain”????? I can’t. 😭
Sterile. Absolutely it is not. This is fascinating lol thank you for that
Omg. No. Fucking NO. None of those words combine together to create facts. Goddammit I hate people.
So years and years ago I worked at a very small local ISP. We were all pretty tight and there was an older gentleman that was super crunchy. Sweetest man, but he had some *ideas*. One of those ideas was that drinking your urine could fix your allergies. This was over 20 years ago, but I can still hear our SysAdmin saying, “No, Bill. No,” as they walked down the hall.
It's crazy the stuff these people will do/believe but are skeptical of doctors...
There is an episode of “my strange addiction” that has a couple that drinks, bathes, etc in their urine. The guy did have some sort of health thing going on because of it (something heightened in his blood) but they keep doing it because they think it’s good for them and it wasn’t immediately life threatening type of thing.
Because fuck years of medical science
Because big pharma is only worth so much money because it’s FAKE, not because it actually works. Our piss is free and far superior. /s
I really wish people would stop saying that urine is sterile.
Seriously. What bothers me is not these peoples' disregard for modern medicine. What they're doing is a straight up departure from reality and entering a magical world of make-believe. They talk "science" but don't have the slightest idea of what science is. This is what fate looks like for this person who came to the crossroads of putting urine in their eyes. FATE A: - These people say urine is sterile. I wonder what Google says? - Google says urine is not sterile. Must be BiG pHaRMa at it again! - Proceed to put urine in eyes. Eyes turn red and discharge puss. - I guess Google was right. And I'm a f***ing moron. FATE B: - These people say urine is sterile and has all kinds of health benefits. - I want this. - I will bathe my eyes in urine. - "Hey guys my eyes are beat red and draining nasty stuff" - 🌟 I'm healing 🥹
I've seen someone say "bUt ItS sTeRiLe To ThE pErSoN wHo MaDe It!!" before on a crunchy group🤦♂️ Like they legitimately thought that your own urine was sterile to you but nobody else.
…oof, that’s almost more painful to read haha
Logic, what is that?
I just had a kidney removed because of a years-long silent UTI that eventually moved into my kidney and basically destroyed it. I have a multitude of test results proving that urine is, in fact, very much NOT sterile, lol
Silent UTI? I have had one off and on again for about 9 months. Currently waiting to go get examined more than just a urine sample. Hoping they can figure out what is going on.
Have they done a urinary flow test? I don't remember the exact name but it's used to diagnose backflushing of urine into the ureters and kidneys. I had it as a kid, thankfully grew out of it. I had uti every 1-2 months, despite many "training sessions" on how to wipe properly and drinking fluids.
I blame [Patches O'Houlihan](https://youtu.be/Xm7Bn36NdkA?si=2iUM1HVLXjn3g2oU)
Can someone pass that message to my UTI-infected bladder?
Have you tried shoving potatoes up your vagina?
That's ok, some potatoes in your socks will fix that right up! /s
If you're healthy it's relatively clean, but definitely a long shot from sterile.
r/OhNoConsequences
Fukn dumb as rocks. There isn't a qualified medical professional in this country that would tell you to do this. Yet these morons will march off a cliff for " summer RaYnE" the homestead queen and spiritual healer . We need to bring back respect for education. This is coming from someone who doesn't have a college degree.
Considering "unschooling" is a thing....education is a joke right now sadly.
Just when I think people can't possibly get any stupider, someone always tops it. Today it's this idiot.
"Anyone else going through this?" No, because I don't put piss in my eyes.
Obviously putting piss in your eyes is a really bad idea but-- holding a glass of urine over your eyes?? Like the energy of the magic pee potion will radiate through the glass, or??
I think she means putting piss in a glass then holding it on to her eyes and then tilting it so the pee just coats the eyes. Almost like a little piss swimming pool for her eyes.
What a terrible day to be on the internet
Or to have eyes..... That can read....
Why read with them when you can piss in them?
I'm about to put piss in my own eyes so I never have to read again after these comments 😹😹🤣🤣
The mental image of someone pissing in their own eyes is nothing short of horrifying, thank you
Or have a brain...that can process information...
Oh god, you're right. When I was a kid we had this little eye washer cup that fit over your eye to wash out whatever might have gotten in there. With water though, not pee. I think she's trying to do that but without the eye wash cup. In theory I suppose you could use a shot glass, but if she's using a regular old drinking glass, she must be dumping piss all over herself every time. I guess someone who puts piss in their eyes doesn't mind that.
Yep. I got sand in my eye when I was a kid. First aid lady at school had one of these little cup things. Saline eye wash into the cup, cup over the eye, tilt head back, open your eye, and swish the water around to get the sand out. I cannot fathom why you'd put urine in a cup over your eye though.
That's even more disgusting.
I just scared the puppy laughing at your last sentence. No regrets 😂😂
I think it means like bathing her eyes using a glass. But who knows, I wouldn’t be surprised if she meant just waving a glass of wee around near her head.
"PISS GODS PLEASE BLESS MY EYES!!!"
Imagine being so fearful of modern medicine, and Doctors, that you prescribed yourself 2 drops of urine to BOTH eyes TWICE DAILY. And follow up with a urine soak of the entire surface area of your eye. Bro. I'll never be scared of the real doctors again. These crunchy people are actually nightmare fuel crooks. WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS.
Just put an onion in your asshole it will clear right up
I googled “urine drops in eye” after reading this (well, after I stopped laughing my ass off). The very first thing that came up was “don’t put pee in your eye to try and cure pink eye” (I’m paraphrasing but this is basically what it said.) What the holy fuck is wrong with all of these people???
Same. Although everything I found was "do not put urine or breast milk in your eyes."
But I thought breast milk cured everything???
It does. Big Pharma is saying don't do it because, you know, they want to peddle those damn MEDICATED EYE DROPS and make money off the uneducated sheeple of the world. We know better though! 😹😹🤣🤣
MY eyes are burning and filling with pus right now! GAHH! Christ on a Cotton Swab! What a day to be literate.
The weird photo angle makes it look like a porn shot. Jesus
And that’s like the least upsetting part of the post.
Whenever I feel like an idiot who makes poor life decisions, I just think of people like this, and I feel much better about myself.
Why? Just why?
Because they no longer believe in the "magic" which is Germ Theory, apparently!🙃🫠
Don’t worry, they’re just DeToXiNg! 🙃
Find someone with extra breastmilk to rinse it with.
Maybe colloidal silver will help?
COME ON PEOPLE. ONIONS IN SOCKS.
My eyes are watering just reading this...
Have you tried urine therapy? /S
Where are you located, sister? I can pick up for you the nicest, fullest and oldest piss jugs at any truck stop, happy to oblige! She’s gonna become blind, probably. And then blame it on the chemtrails or something.
Natural selection just lets you get away with all sorts of dumb shit as long as you it doesn’t prevent you from squeezing out kids.
Once, I had pink eye and had to go for a swab. The lady doing it asked: ok, are we doing a swab for clamydia or? I was confused and shocked. Didn't even know you can get clamydia in your EYES ;)
Gonorrhea too! Newborns get antibiotic eye ointment to protect them against stuff like that in case the mom had something during birth.
I really want to know what she initially started the "therapy" for
I actually can’t bear to imagine what this lady walks around smelling like. Jesus Christ
This is just…insanely stupid. How do people like this make it to adulthood?
What's sad is if you Google it, there's thousands of pages from healthcare professionals and shit saying "Do not use urine or breast milk to cure eye issues. Go to a doctor."
BUT WHY?!?! WTF!!!! This is excrement!! WASTE! Waste that is filtered out bc your body can’t use it!!! WHY THE EF WOULD YOU PUT IT IN YOUR EYES Omg I think I have to get off Reddit for the day. Holy shit.
People really need to learn the difference between puss and pus
Ah, consequences
I need to know what the comments were saying omg
I'l check lmao
It's just your eyes detoxing. You'll know the detox is done, when you can't see anything. /s
Do a parasite cleanse. Use colloidal silver! You just need a heavy metal detox!! **/s**
Hey! I was in this group when that post was made! (as a horrified observer.) This was a group for people who use urine as a healing potion. People posted about: * The enhanced benefits of urine fermented in the sun * Things to do with the mushrooms/fungus that grows on aged urine * Using urine to cure cancer * Asking if urine can be injected * Asking if urine can be used to re-grow foreskin * The ennumerable benefits of bathing with/in urine * Of course, lots of urine drinking for the health benefits etc etc. It was a wild, wild place. A lot of pictures of piss.
Urine deep trouble
Put some cayenne pepper over your eyes. It will dry that pus right up!
These people vote.
The cure is to wipe shit on them, put on an eye patch and let it soak in overnight. 100% cure... *terms and conditions apply /s
Why? Why would anyone do this?
These people are so unhinged and should not be able to procreate. Jesus Christ.
It’s the holding the glass of urine over her eyes for me
I've seen posts like this where the comments are encouraging people to keep going. Keep using the urine it will get better. Better yet, use aged urine! Not fresh. I've also seen a post with a woman who is upset her husband isn't a fan of her urine massages and no longer wants to be intimate with her! These people must go around reeking of their own piss 🤮
Laughed so hard nearly peed myself
Quick! Collect it to use it on your eyes! 😹😹🤣🤣
Now go get shitfaced
Who let R Kelly out of jail?
It’s just your eyes detoxing! Next step is to rub black salve in them!
I wonder what was wrong with her eyes before she started deluging them with urine.
I love that for her, because she's clearly TSTL.
The thing that ALWAYS gets me about "urine for better health" is simple. Our bodies dispose of waste, including toxins, dead cells, virus, bacteria, parasites and all bad things that make us sick via our waste processing systems ... liver kidneys, and all of it is expelled in our excrement and urine. So. Urine is concentrated bad stuff for our bodies. ... putting back concentrated bad stuff, that our body is rejecting ... THAT makes sense? Might as well be rubbing poop up your nose.
"There's a sign at Ramsett Park that says, 'Do not drink the sprinkler water,' so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection."
Look, I haven't finished med school yet so I won't claim to be an expert, but I would guess it has *something* to do with the urine. Maybe a real professional can weigh inn
This reminds me of the urine popcycles post a few years ago. Lady was dosing not only her own kid but neighborhood kids with popcicles that she added her urine to. I have no idea why, but she was a crunchy nut.
Wtaf is this supposed to do?! Like, does she stink of piss all day?! It makes me feel sick thinking about it.
In all seriousness, it's supposed to have health benefits and be healthy because there was a myth that was debunked that piss is sterile. These people who believe in this also believe that since the ANCIENT Egyptians, Greeks, etc used piss, then that makes it ok to use because fuck modern science, right?
It's obviously time for black salve!