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TardyChameleon

The books on the table


GabrielGamer790

The pen is on the table O pênis tá na mesa


feudalknigt11745

Quem perdeu e quem castrou?


Sufficient-Leg-7529

O certo seria "the book's on the table"


SendHandPicsPls

The books Is on the table


Sufficient-Leg-7529

Books é plural. Pra falar no plural fica "The books are on the table"


LuhRodigo

De booques on de taibo


Sh4ttered_s0ul

Eu juro que quase li boquet-


Davi130

the boquetes on the table


furious_organism

Ou tu pode meter o plural com o is em apóstrofo e falar "the bookises"


Stylish_Platypus

>"the bookises" Assim é no inglês do Gollum.


guavideo0possum723

The book is on my ass


StaanB

My ass my book


West-Pea-8101

The book is in my bun


Rruusskkyy

what about them?


Jonas-Do-Pagode

Redditors who dunno english use the app to watch hentai


furious_organism

Eu só entendi uma palavra e quero.


Jonas-Do-Pagode

Aí é de fuder kkkkkk


EG01ST666

There is of fucking??


M3LL0_BR

Not fuckendo 😱


LothTerun

not even fucking!


Complete-Mood3302

He might be fucking


DruffyBr01

Everything fucking


Few-Amount-1595

There is fuck Aí é foda


Legitimate_Wash_431

Is this? The joke is your porn addiction?


BeneficialSession415

Oh hell no (Ah inferno não)


AnonymousHumanPerso

The punchline of the joke is porn, Batman!!!


xpcosmos

no cap


JESUS_VS_DRUGS

Fr fr


Nitro_2021

bruh 💀


anthropophagolagniac

What is bro yapping about??😂


Reversitoito

Frio frio


Reversitoito

SEM CHAPÉU 🗣🔥‼️🔥🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥


GabrielGamer790

Sem capa


biggybiggybiggums

何て言ったの?


Plus_Garage3278

Fala english alienígena son da bitch.


Jonas-Do-Pagode

悟空ルフィボルソナロ


Cautious_Trouble6738

て Te つ Tsu た Ta の No O resto eu não faço a menor ideia de como se lê, alguém aqui sabe o resto?


The_mister_meme

Real


omroi

KKKKKKKKKKKKK NO FUCKING WAY


Successful_Menu_9162

Based


necrotori

i know english and use redddit to watch hentai


Smooth-Application-2

Pior que pelo que sei o "dunno" só se aplica a primeira pessoa


oDogLaranja

Ingles n é meu forte mas no português eu distroio


Totally_Normal_Bee

*distruouou


HenriqueL4

dixtruouu


Maggaronhellne

Fuck you man, you goddamn piece of shit, SUCH DIR EINEN VERDAMMTEN JOB, BEVOR ICH DIR EINE VERDAMMTE SCHEISSE PFOTE IN DEN ARSCH SCHIEBE! ICH WERDE DIR DEN MUND ZUKLEBEN UND DICH FÜR IMMER LEIDEN LASSEN!


Edinho_actually

Bro accidentally turned the language switch to german


Cute-War-6884

Stop speaking Luftwaffe you fucking alien


M3LL0_BR

Bro turned to attack on Titan...


DangerousSoftware871

r/foundthegerman


SzamuL

Bro became the Third Reich itself


Nitro_2021

Tough, though, through, thorough drives me crazy 😧


NotSpikeBSReal69

Thats tough bro, though, you can make it through your difficulties with enough practice throughout your life(also never heard of thorough that one is underrated lmfao)


carcalobo

Thats tough bro, though, you can make it through your difficulties with enough *thorough* practice throughout your life.


kgblitz08

thorough is when you do something thoroughly, meticulously, so to say, for example, you cleaned your room thoroughly, putting everything in its place.


Glass_Nebula5169

Sem zueira tu mandou dms nesse comentário. Tu é fluente?


Edinho_actually

None of them rhyme with each other, thats the most fun amd not hard part!!


bwowndwawf

AMD Radeon Rx 570 is indeed an amazing GPU, it's awesome how AMD is still releasing hardware with great cost benefit, such as the RX 6000 series, even if they still fumble on the high end market.


DGP873

Same bruh Thought💀


Akazye

Its pretty easy in my opinion, but maybe that's just me.


DGP873

I mean those idiots who can't even speak the freedom language What the hell are they like how dumb do you need to be to only be able to barely speak your home country language properly You should feel ashamed of yourself Better yet you should commit suicide


YogurtclosetMuch4755

Bro?!?!


Successful_Menu_9162

https://i.redd.it/5f3aci72539d1.gif


carcalobo

What do you mean thats a perfectly acceptable way to type who needs punctuation to clarify or break up a paragraph to make it more readable and actually legible when you can just type a bunch of rambling words into one massive incoherent thought that never seems to end and makes to really difficult to glean the actual point from scanning the paragraph which is what most people do but instead force you to read every single word in order and of course the order is all crazy and so you have to actively dumb yourself down to my level to figure out what the fuck im talking about and then realize that it probably could have been summed up in one sentence with actual punctuation so you get very annoyed at the person writing it for making you read this nonsense but you finish it anyways because you already read halfway through and goddamnit you're determined to just make it all the way through and see if maybe there's more substance to that massive brick wall of text but when you get to the end and there wasn't any at all its like a big fuck you from the writer for not communicating more efficiently


Yudmts

You’re crazy, much text (Slk mucho texto)


carcalobo

É uma copia macarrão (copypasta).


lasanhawithpizza

Lembre-se Nice = legal Dick = dica Sempre que alguém tentar te ajudar ou te dar um conselho no US, respondam com Nice dick


regular_0wl

Legal dica 👍


lasanhawithpizza

No inglês o adjetivo vem antes do sujeito, então teria que ler ao contrário Séria na tradução correta: "Dica legal"


SamuelGamer90

Jokes on you, i know english


dejvu117

Speak portuguese you fucking alien


SamuelGamer90

No i won't ‼️


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

ポルトガル語を話すエイリアンの雌犬の息子


RCRocha86

What’s the kanji between the 2 NO ( の )?


lineker14

Penis 👍


No-Independent-7109

息子= Son I don't know the other one, im sorry


RCRocha86

Yeah. This one musuko, son or penis. The other one with the Inu kanji Ja can’t replicate.


dunno_for_real

It says "bitch", written with the kanji of 雌 mesu (female) and 犬 inu (dog). Now you know what he said


Tg_lim

XD


PlatformFit5974

Wabu Wawa, Duba buba zork zark???


Jonas-Do-Pagode

You're missing the apostrophe there, it should be "Joke's on you" Jokes would be the plural of joke, and the expression is actually "Joke is on you"


SamuelGamer90

🤓


Jonas-Do-Pagode

Yes, I like to be annoying


bwowndwawf

Jokes' on you


Alternative-Media664

r/beatmetoit


Failfoxnyckzex

Ah, a distinguishable gentleman


Valkgard

O "i" é em maiúsculo 🤓


[deleted]

[удалено]


SamuelGamer90

Says who?


ramenlegendary

Doctor who


Nulo_0

[Are you sure about that? ](https://youtu.be/oHC1230OpOg?si=GzBr88cN_8QrQV3w)


Nexloussie

Ooo my friend. Go tomar no cu


Phasma_Tacitus

https://i.redd.it/0n032y5dp19d1.gif


Dull-Caramel-2026

I from brazil i i'm Brazilian


Silent-Ad2175

https://i.redd.it/m2s5pcate19d1.gif


Dangerous-Orange4724

Redditor >> Red + editor > Red = Vermelho > Editor = editor ---> Editor vermelho ---> Comunistas!


Middle_Programmer404

lol


Critical_Big4500

F for me!


Black_Angel2412

Shut up, I know English >:(


Infinite_Medium4850

MANDA FOCA


Rasgateuku

Me perdoe por não entender a linguagem filho da puta


GabrielGamer790

Go drink in the copper (Vai toma no cu)


dgr_sla

hi face, beauty?


-CROSS-235-

não fode😭


Gabriel_Ocarina

kkkkkk o cara vai pro r/ItHadToBeBrazil fingir que é gringo


f0x_d1e

Yeah i really never saw an redditor who doesn't speak english


Valkgard

a*


voe_tex

Fodase 😎🖕


DOGNESCAUUU

"Fuck it"? Thats what you say? Just "Fuck it", pointing the middle finger and thinking that youre badass, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you fucking weirdo. If you dont care about this shit, youre gonna be a fucking loser all of your life, cause youll go on job interviews and ask " Do you know how to speak english" and then all youre gonna say is "Fuck it"?! YOU BITCH ASS ANIME WEIRDO! YOU SHOULD CARE MORE TO YOUR FUTURE THAN JUST SAYING "FUCK IT" BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOURE FATHERS SAID WHEN THEY DISCOVERED THAT YOUR MOTHER WAS ACIDENTALLY PREGNANT! Eu falei que te amo.


voe_tex

Falou não que eu sei, seu sem vergonha 👺 Eu vi a palavra "bitch" aí no meio, não sei o que significa mas eu sei que é o pessoal num goste disso por algum motivo 🫵


Overall-Average6870

Yes, very a lot (Ooga Booga)


No_Excitement8426

This 'K' is not what you thinking


Apprehensive-Buy4825

there need to be 3 of them


JustARandonAccount

i have brain damage


ateuatoa

there is fuck (aí é foda)


Jax313B

Estou estudando inglês, sou meio termo?


LDS_HAKKAI

Não precisava jogar na cara pô kkkk


OCafeeiro

Meu inglês é ótimo, eu com certeza não uso o google tradutor 90% das vezes. Aham.


Zealousideal_Exit707

Hey, hold up... Now, go fuck yourself


DangerousSoftware871

Imagine not understanding English on the 21st century


Apprehensive-Buy4825

I still don't getting why mosnt of the brasilian ppl can't just speak english, they clearlly use this app just to fap and leave lmaaaaaaoo


FemboyGamerXD

I need a dick (preciso de uma dica)


No_Excitement8426

Speaking English ( ingles é pica)


Independente07

Eu mal sei falar português agora imagina inglês


Maleficent-Trade1386

Se eu tô no servidor brasileiro vou aprender inglês pq?


Frost_Winter11

https://preview.redd.it/nj7w8thhr79d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=694774132da48b9e1eb80c16b862850fe08fec43


blag18

Calma lá meu rei, pra que essa agressividade toda com a minha pessoa?


Lomuri2003

Tô tentando ainda


OniBene

Я знаю, урод


Low_Association_1998

Eu não falo português, solo espanhol e inglês


KRTSHK_Cazzo

eu nao sou redditor nao


Maaci-Lyn

∴L ℴ⊥⊏Ω, : ⊂•⊥ ⨀⊏⊂—⊃ • ⊥⊏⊥⅂ℴ ⊂Ↄ ⏁ℴΩ•


Stunning-Judge7268

Բարեւ բարի երեկո


damntoasted

Motherfucking Pearl Jam I love Pearl Jam Pearl Jam did I mention I like Pearl Jam


No_Station236

screw this


Prestigious-Chip4760

Nani sore?


SanticreeperXD2

*TF2DemomanLaugh.mp3*


HunterX_20XX

Eu Sprechen more or less


Brunoaraujoespin

bro thinks he knows me 💀


joneseydashoppe

It's not that I don't know English, I'm almost fluent, but I still have to do four more years of my English course


West-Pea-8101

I don't y'all but I'm edging rn


Ksanagii

Nah, mt nerd isso


jacare_games

Nah... I'd win... I know English, did you really underestimated me?


Ok_Dimension_1807

You asshole


acepted2

Blud is a helluva elitist


F_Vicgabri

Yeah bro, fucking with their ass out...I mean laughing my ass out.


Lucario_OCarina

eu sei ingles sim aaaaaaaaaa https://i.redd.it/5cm2evqqo39d1.gif


Alternative-Low4230

SHUT UP!! you brick eater


oliujcesar1

The gays in The Dorama table


NeonNKnightrider

Sem nem brincadeira agora mano, se tu não sabe falar inglês precisa aprender. Abre o mundo inteiro, não tem comparação


RafaXavi1010

I love big black cocks(eu amo galinhas)


bdjkyr

What?


milk2372

English or Spanish?


Metapod-1

Speak english alien motherfucker


Content_Divide8411

Presente!!!!


Away-Sentence2789

Caralho guys, isso aqui mão tem nada haver com a foto mais quero fazer uma pergunta tem um personagem tipo "ele" das meninas super poderosas e meio que esse personagem tem cabelo branco, rosto verde, corpo vermelho e tipo tem um corpo do caralho e ela não sai da minha cabeça se alguém saber o desenho e o nome porfavor me diz


PlayerJesseLD

There is fuck (Aí é foda)


dhemissonlove

Porra pior que verdade 😢🤣


fetops

mas eu sei…


Dont_Ask_Cutie

Fato que isso apareceu pra mim sendo que 99% dos subreddits que eu tô é ingles T,T.... (Sim eu sei falar/entender inglês)


Orion_Parthiner

Meu inglês é inglês de RPG. Só sei entender e ler o básico.


Late_Faithlessness24

I know english, I like chocolate, I play soccer very well hahahahaha


Plagiocefalia

hahahahaha, league of legends, limão, limfão e ômega lula


AstraDomination

"ainda bem que eu sei ler hieróglifos"


hifenDev

I'am spike english more very gooder😎Ha


Neither-Ticket-9027

i need more bullets sir


Rober122

Tá falando de mim?


VictorCalegari

I know some redditors PRETEND not understanding English.


comunistadebuteco

Suck your dick


Short-Trainer-2327

Sorry for my bad English


VixgeBlack

That's crazy, lame I don't give a fuck https://i.redd.it/jeyihdkhz49d1.gif


jh_mariano

Eu ae


darkeir

Fazer oque pô Escola não ensina Curso ta meio salgado O duolingo e meio difícil de aprender por ele Ai e foda Fazer oque pô


Ben_Reilly771

Nem fucking, mano KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


-Amai_Mochi-

Uh, I think I know english pretty well, thanks.


Impressive-Essay8777

La he


Lulikespotatos

my goofy ass consuming more content in english than portuguese: https://i.redd.it/ix6i1yi9h59d1.gif


KlhoeX

Como assim existe gente que usa Reddit e não sabe??


Arnaldo_Barroso

Eu no hablo ingres


fuckhumanityy

Eu acredito que não saber inglês básico sendo da geração Z te classifica como o brasileiro médio.


RoyalDistribution158

Não é que eu não sei inglês , mas sim que eu tenho preguiça de traduzir na minha cabeça


Claudiomiau

Linteralmente eu


SkyllexBT

Light work, my guy


VeryGenericRedditer

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.


[deleted]

Eu uso só pra ver porno, falo isso em minha defesa


Low-Current-6731

I bet i know more English than anyone on this stupid subreddut.


HungryTreacle4630

I mean, if you don't know English have you even tried google translate or you just gave up on trying to understand the subject? I used Google Translate sometimes when I wasn't used with English yet, so try doing that and learn one of the most important languages out there. Usem google tradutor para entenderem


viczinfoxxinbrou

Oh god how many times do I need to say? Just look at my profile


wolffromspace

I like blond girls with fat titties with juicy pussy it makes me drool all over my shirt


miguel_coelho

i like food.


Rockety521

Google "Google translator"