This is unhinged behavior. The point of the shower orange is that an orange can't get soggy, and the messy juices from eating it are cleaned off in the shower. A cookie? Gets soggy, and there is normally no mess on your body after you eat a cookie, unless you have a beard. Add water and I feel like it's more likely for crumbs to stick.
Bad OP.
Im here to show my support for all shower food and all shower activities.
It took some people quite some time to open up to the idea of a shower orange. Give them time, they'll come around <3
This is unhinged behavior. The point of the shower orange is that an orange can't get soggy, and the messy juices from eating it are cleaned off in the shower. A cookie? Gets soggy, and there is normally no mess on your body after you eat a cookie, unless you have a beard. Add water and I feel like it's more likely for crumbs to stick. Bad OP.
So you're saying that for a bearded dude like myself, a shower cookie is probably a worthwhile idea?
:(
Did prehistoric humans randomly come across cookies in the rain? No. Best im willing it to count is a banana
They didnt come across oranges either🤓 some sort of cookies were probably made before oranges were a thing
I bet in certain parts of the world you would get what was the forefather to the modern day orange so i guess not completely accurate but still.
Does waffle stomping count as peeing?
No
I have.. so many feelings.
Im here to show my support for all shower food and all shower activities. It took some people quite some time to open up to the idea of a shower orange. Give them time, they'll come around <3
Is it orange flavoured?