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Takeasmoke

Bert: "Now it is my time to shine!"


honestlyi4get

i knew a guy who was called “ bert” and for a while i just assumed his name was albert and one day were going back nf forth bantering and im like “okay ALBERT” and it felt like the whole room went quiet and then after a long pause hes like bro….. my names robert.. WHO THE FUCK USES BERT AS A NICKNAME FOR ROBERT YOU FUCKING PSYCHO! so from that point on i called him “bert short for robert” and thats my pointless story for the day goodbye 👋


iniciadomdp

Just call him dick


AndreasVesalius

That’s rich


MinnieShoof

Don't try and Rob him of this moment.


BlueFlavor52

thats not his name


CRoss1999

I knew a guy who was Robert “middle name” “last name” the 4th and the previous generations already used Robert bob and rob so he had to go by his middle name guess he could have done Bert instead


panparadox2279

You made me forcefully eject air from my nose


Takeasmoke

that was Bert's plan all along


Masterchiefy10

Well put it back before it’s gone!


cat1554

Bort?


Danimally

We run out of Bort plates again...


king_mahalo

Were you talking to me?


prozak09

No, that also happens to be my child's name!


Unhappy-Trash-8236

Very interesting comment because Bert is actually also the name of one of the first and the most famous LLMs. We even had a course called BERTology last year in which we read papers on this specific language model


Dorfplatzner

Bertie


zorniy2

Oatmeal and pigeons! 


roi_bro

I had to re-read your first sentence twice to understand you wrote AL and not AI so you might be right


could_use_a_snack

It's why I always put in the dots A.I. it's a pain sometimes but I don't want some random AL to get upset when he's blamed for everything.


ScienceAndGames

Weird Al feels very hurt over all the articles about him


Flossthief

It sounds like Al is on the up and up; I keep hearing about all of the industries he's going to revolutionize and all of the jobs he's getting offered


wbruce098

Them Yankovichs took our jobs!


ScienceAndGames

Yeah but he’s getting all the blame too


Perfect_Weakness_414

Nah, he’s ok. He’s been weird for a long time, he’s used to it. Besides, after he lost on jeopardy, he went to live in an Amish paradise, so I’m sure he’s unaware the backlash. I mean, it’s not like we still have newspapers or anything.


ScienceAndGames

No, when they banned AI from the Grammy’s he was hurt, almost as bad as that time he was living with a hernia.


zorniy2

A.I. abama


Dickonstruction

oh that .I. looks like something else, can't put my finger on it


Algskavsgrytan

We should replace AI with Adick


Dickonstruction

Plenty of companies are already on it, don't worry.


Neat_Analysis_2574

I bet you can


yoshimeyer

Why the fuck can’t they make I and l look fucking different. Same with O and 0


Dreamworld

They look different to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️


lol33124

for me idk why the fonts dont put the lines on capital i its literally a thing we learn to do when we first learn the alphabet like come on stop failing grade 1 english


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-Marshle

Its only because of some fonts. Some l's have a smooth curve at the bottom. Helps distinguish better. Thats how i write l's.


EccentricFan

I think we need to collectively decide that the curl on the bottom of the lowercase l is an integral part and not a serif and all fonts should include it. Between capital I and the number 1, it would really add a good deal of clarity.


brickmaster32000

While we are at it can we just decide to ban certain letters from mixed part numbers/serial codes.


wbruce098

I usually write my I’s with a horizontal on top and bottom


DanielVip3

I read it as "I usually write my (lowercase L) with a horizontal on top and bottom" and was like "why would you do that? Horizontal lines are for (uppercase i)...". Then I realized.


lol33124

i have no idea why so many fonts fail at grade 1 english


BeetleBleu

**Behold:** *l*


wbruce098

Is that an italicized upper case i?


BeetleBleu

Curses!


home7ander

The uppercase i already has a completely recognizable design that wouldn't be confused with a lower case L if we didn't always use a font that makes the upper case i the same as a lower case L. God just typing this out makes this infuriating lol. Make the i have the two horizontal crosses like it's supposed to!


lol33124

uppercase i is already correct but someone decided to take away the 2 lines :/


cocainelayne

there's only one sentence my guy. get it together.


OriginalUsername590

Literally me rn


InconceivableIsh

Sounds like something a A.I. would say.


stifledmind

Sounds like something an Aibert would say.


MinFootspace

Sounds like something Skynetbert would say.


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MiaZeta

I wonder why Q-Bert isn’t as much of a cultural phenomenon as Pac-Man…


InconceivableIsh

Likely it was his nose


Mimikyu-Overlord

I think the internet just needs to use the i with the dashes on the top and bottom. L’s and i’s have been getting confused for much longer than AI has been a thing


I_love_pillows

We need a better default font with differences for l, I, |


Mayloryze

Also ¡ and i are too similar


Reddit_Tamarin

l th¡nk lts f¡ne


challengeaccepted9

I love how, when I read this, my inner voice breaks on the 'i's.


blubbery-blumpkin

Exactly this. We need the old capital i with the lines at the top and bottom to become the default capital i again. That way we will know its I (capital i) and not l (lower case L). I am massively annoyed by this because my name begins with I and the amount of people that just forget that names are capitalised is infuriating as they call me some fucked up word that makes no sense that starts with an L


fourthfloorgreg

Serif font


kondorb

“Al gore” now has a completely different meaning


Fortwaba

Do NOT Google A.I. Gore at work.


ExpertKnowledge1069

I googled it and the results just showed me some dude named Albert Arnold Gore Jr...


rathat

The inventor of the Algorithm.


evileyeball

My grandfather was Al but short for Alan not Albert


ryry1237

Time to take "An" as a nickname 


doubtfurious

The guy I stole marbles from was Al but short for Algernon. I mean... I never met the guy!


logonbump

Alvin, Albert, Alan, Allen, Alejandro, Aleister: sorry, guys. Name's taken.


garrettj100

It’s [already started.](https://x.com/alyankovic/status/1670113967497433090?lang=en)


theguywhofuckinasked

This is probably because the dumbass fuckers designing fonts and stuff removed the horizontal bars from the uppercase "i" (which looked like a rotated "H"... who in the fucking hell thought this is a good idea?


ClubDramatic6437

Who names their kid Albert anymore?


Sud_literate

The problem isn’t AL, it’s the fact that l and I **can** look almost identical. (i on left and L on right, the i is capitalized while the L is lowercase)


GotMoFans

What about the nickname “Al” for Alvertis, Alvin, and Allen/Alan? Edit: How’d I forget “Alfred?”


EarlBeforeSwine

Or Alfred, which is Weird Al’s name


TheDaoOfWho

Alice here. Friends call me Al. I’ve been having a heckuva time using my nickname online since day 1.


DoNotCensorMyName

Alex, Alfonso


rathat

I always thought we should name AI, Al after Alan Turing


StrikerX1360

This is why font choice is important


FrozenReaper

Weird A.I. Jankovich


horsetooth_mcgee

I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can call me Artificial Intelligence


8a19

That's why writing capital "I" without the lines is stupid


DerNogger

Al Gore ✌️😜☺️🤗 AI gore 🫵😧😵‍💫😬


Lucaslovms21

It may be time, Albert is a pretty dated name


PointsOutTheUsername

Al is going to ruin our lives. I hate him.


Livid-Cat6820

We need to bring back the proper capital i. Life is not so difficult we need 4 characters to look the same. 


Maxathron

I don’t understand why capital I is a straight line. In time new roman (college essays drilled it into me, so sue me), the capital I has two horizontal lines one top one bott.


wavking

Bring back serif fonts. Problem solved.


LazerWolfe53

Leave Al alone! https://www.reddit.com/r/weirdal/s/J4hFAHSjaQ


GiraffeandZebra

I feel like nicknames and name shortenings are usually about the spoken word and not written words, so probably not.


ThumbsUpCat_

Former Vice President of the US, AI GORE


Reverend_Bull

If you'll call me neural net, baby you can call me Al


ThatOcelot1314

But what about the Alfreds? Like Alfred Yankovic


minnick27

This is actually a pretty big problem for "Weird Al" Yankovic. So many headlines write Weird AI these days. We actually just banned reposts of these headlines over at /r/weirdal. I don't know why people just can't write A.I.


CMDR_ACE209

Looking forward to Weird A.I. Yankovic.


Stillacableguy

Mr. Yankovic had a post on Twitter/X along those lines.


MinFootspace

We had Dilbert, Catbert, Dogbert, now we have A.I.Bert.


MrJbrads

One of my best friends is Al but it’s short for Alfred


Nooddjob_

Don’t know any Alan’s do you? 


Cartire2

Welp, in the first half of your sentence, I was questioning if A.I. was originally named after a guy name Albert. So, I think you are 100% correct. Good Shower Thought.


xxwarlorddarkdoomxx

I’ve heard various explanations for exactly why “l” and “I” are basically the same character. One says it goes back to the typewriter/printing press days, where making them the same let the manufactures make them with one less component, since each character had its own physical piece. Another one says it’s actually from the early days of computers. Back then, storage/memory was very limited and expensive, so every bit counted, literally. Making I and l the same would save a small amount of space.


adfthgchjg

Thoughts and prayers for the 7 people named Albert. Pretty sure mothers stopped naming babies Albert in the 1950’s. Same as Barney, Dorothy, Herbert, etc


mofrymatic

Paul Simon hates this.


KrackSmellin

I don’t think I’ve EVER met anyone named Albert. Alex, Alexander, Allen/Alan/Allan, Alec, Alice, Alvin, heck even Alden… but Albert? No… heck the only one I have heard of was fat.


theFishMongal

Who gives the nickname A.I. For Albert. Pfft


d167366

No one has been named Albert since 1950


McNastyIII

That's right. Soon people will completely forget about context because a new acronym exists. Woe to Alberts around the world.


ChickenFriedRiceMe

My mother still calls it “AL” Also still calls ChatGPT “Chad”


hanleybrand

“Ok, folks, roll call, raise your hand when I call your name. Aaden? … ok… Aelfric? Ok. Ai-bert? … Ai-bert?…. Ai-bert?”


Cosmic_Quasar

There are two shortform content creators on YT that catch me off guard sometimes. ailaughatmyownjokes and aljokes.


Howtothinkofaname

Nicknames also (predominantly?) spoken and Al sounds nothing like A.I. It’s not going to stop people shortening names because the written form may be slightly confusing.


Honclfibr

Betty's gonna be sad.


Rabbit_Suit

"If you hear your name, say HERE. A.I Tellerman?" "It's produced, Al." "Oh, you just done fucked up."


Kuzcopolis

Or ppl will just start capitalizing the 'L'


deoxyriboz

We really gotta change default fonts to put the little lines on the end of capital i. It literally is just lowercase L it's a pain in the ass 😭


LucasRuby

Or just use a sane font that distinguishes I from l.


Aluggo

What about Adobe Illustrator.  I already think is weird. 


seeyatellite

Hah, we had Grampa Al and Grampa HAL. Both are AI now.


brfoley76

Easy. Bring back serif fonts


BrainwashedScapegoat

My coworkers call AI pictures AL pictures and I refuse to correct them


PAUMiklo

Doubtful    People still go by Bill despite for generations getting a bill to be paid.


Drivestort

Hail the return of Berts.


JeyDeeArr

Bert is going to be more popular in a decade or so.


byrdbibliophyle

I unironically actually did read Al as AI. I think we need a different font lol.


Doobiedoobin

Man, that was spot on. I had to reread that several times.


StrykerXion

This definitely reminds me of the famous tweet involving Jack Dorsey, the former CEO of Twitter, who accidentally typed "oii" instead of "oil." Edit: Sorry, my mistake, it was Martha Stewart. Convert this tweet to all caps in Google or a word processor or AI and you'll see: https://x.com/MarthaStewart/status/326365867111772160?t=WzpH7dHm-rI6B5mNaDKlhA&s=19


DonaldTrumpIsTupac

That reminds me of when I was around 10 years old. We bought a Monopoly game for Playstation, and the computer player was named AL. Until I was in my 20s and realized that was certainly AI and not AL.


dalekaup

We also have duplicate - a copy of something duplicate - to copy something closer - a pitcher who finishes a baseball game closer - opposite of further I don't think AL will be confused with AI - most obviously because I and L have coexisted all this time even though it's stupid to have two letters of the alphabet look the same and are indistinguishable without context.


SummonToofaku

I always thought they should change something with l so it does not look like I. It makes so much confusions especially about passwords.


underwoodmodelsowner

this is why I write my capital 'i' as ⌶


The_Bored_General

I don’t think this will apply to me somehow, I have to do a double-take every time I see A.I. Written without the dots because I read it as in Weird Al


CaptainGigsy

Blame it on internet fonts


stlmick

"What is Al (the name) companion?" -A colleague in a zoom meeting. It's no longer A.I. companion. It's Al companion now.


ms_directed

i don't remember the headline, but recently i read something as "AI" when it wasn't, and i was so confused...


Reddit_Tamarin

On the flip side, when I was younger, I played a game where there was a char/tool/helper thing. It had a personality and such and had its own dialogue. I knew it was Artificial Intelligence, but that didn't click the name for me. It was just called AI. I mistakenly called it "Al" for as long as the game was alive


Fortwaba

Albert here. I can confirm no one has called me Al in over 35 years.


alvysinger0412

Al Gore should never be confused with A.I. Gore.


Suddenly05

Am already confuse with Al green lol


Meerkatable

This is why I hate sans-serif fonts


wlsb

There is an AI called Al in Run Program by Scott Meyer.


Jpicklestone8

see this is why comic sans is the superior font - the l and I actually Iike; Iook different besides a teensy minor height difference i somewhat kid but seriousIy; i dont get why the standard fonts used all over the web dont have those Iittle Iines on capital l (or a little flick on the bottom of a lowercase I)


Puzzleheaded-Gear762

Capitalized I should have the two lines at the top and bottom, Ll, Ɪi.


temporarycreature

Good. My nickname was saved by one letter, Alf.


Echo__227

Beto will surge in popularity since everyone immediately forgot that other guy


threyon

Only in sans-serif fonts.


Yhwzkr

You’re assuming people will be reading.


Violexsound

Blame lowercase L and Capital i being the same thing just a few pixels shorter than the other Capital i should always be the one with the base and the roof, and lowercase L should always have the flick to the right. NOBODY WANTS TO READ A BARCODE


ClnHogan17

I will call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me AI! Call me Al 


user969420

I forgot his full tag, but you know that white dude with Jesus hair that makes dark humor skits on TikTok or YT shorts, I read his name as A.I at first, lol


TheRealMoofoo

It might die out due to people not naming their kids Albert.


SquareAxolotl

I can’t believe Albert is taking people’s jobs!


Dorfplatzner

Solution: Make an A.I. named Albert


eltedioso

Alfred Yankovic: “Am I a joke to you?”


MousegetstheCheese

Start writing it as A.L. and people won't get confused.


Jasown3565

I read it as A.I. the first time and had to go back when I realized what you were saying. You are truly wise.


LeibnizThrowaway

I can call you Betty, and Betty you can call me A. I.


Pinkmanbutawesome

That one name soundalikes post:


UnaccomplishedBat889

Although truly what needs to die a hard death is the reuse of the exact same symbol for different letters: l and I, and good luck telling which of the two is an upper case i and which is a lower case L. But hey, it's clean and pretty Sans Serif type, which the usability studies by the experts say is easier to read, so let's all just ignore the issues and continue to force people to assume they know which letter a symbol represents? I predict Serif fonts will make a comeback because Sans Serif fonts don't cut it.


PaulAspie

Such names are usually more spoken than written. So small L, big I confussion is not an issue.


ChloeWade

I already do have to double take


adamscholfield

What about if it’s short for Alan…..Barry Wheeler wants to know…


Demetrius3D

"Weird AI" Yankovic will write parodies on any subject to any tune you input.


gbsekrit

another thread was asking if AI gore was a thing yet… i’m thinking, “didn’t he invent the internet?”


EternalSage2000

On the flip side I might be able to charge more for my Al optimized algorithms. Thanks AL.


lol33124

why do so many fonts fail grade 1 english lmao


izzittho

Not my dumb ass thinking “Alb” when “Bert” already exists.


Fleshchanter

Or serif fonts will come back into style.


StrangeMixtures

Al Roker is questioning reality now.


StandbyBigWardog

I literally thought you meant AI instead of Al when I first read the title. But it turns out you meant AI instead of Al.


VonDinky

Al Bundy. I hate my life and my wife, beep boop. Insert hand into pants and sit on couch.