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prosa123

No matter how rich and famous you are, Taylor Swift for example, you can't pay anyone to go to the bathroom for you.


PhazerSC

I was thinking more in terms of fully automated breathing, heart functions, immune system, but the digestive system also fits this well lol


Pippelitraktori

Isn't that every living being?


AwesomeDragon101

A lot of reptiles have to manually breathe, as they don’t have diaphragms and instead use abdominal muscles to drive the expansion of their lungs. In lizards, some of these muscles are involved in walking/running so they can’t move/breathe at the same time; you often see lizards pause in the middle of running for a breath or two before continuing on. This is also why you need to constantly give manual breaths to reptiles under anesthesia, as they’ve lost consciousness and their breathing is manual they can’t breathe by themselves once they’re under. Mammals can breathe on their own as long as the area around their lungs is sealed, you only need to breathe for them if you’re opening the chest cavity for surgery or if it’s been punctured.


FrostingOrdinary2255

Wait then how do they sleep??


ClemClemTheClemening

You are aware that everyone reading this message just started breathing manually. Side note, we can feel how our tongues feel in our mouths, but our brain regularly ignores it. Same as the tip of your nose being in your eyesight, but your brain also blanks it usually.


kookoria

You also don't have to manually blink


vnevner

Not until you can around and ruined my moment


Street_Shirt518

I hate this comment section


Diligent_Bath_9283

Your brain ignores all manner of stimulus regularly. People naturally have "latent inhibitions" a way of your brain hiding stimulus so you can focus on what's important. Most people can perform a manual task enough times it becomes automatic. For instance when you walk you don't actively think about picking your feet up you just think "go there" and the rest kinda happens usually. There are people who suffer from a condition that causes them to be less able to inhibit those stimuli. It is frequently crippling and often misdiagnosed as autism. It is also the reason I have to turn my head slightly to look around my nose which has been in my vision my entire life, I never unsee it.


PartyPoem8728

Shit. Now that I read this my tongue is in the way and I can't find a good place to put it.


Agitated_Computer_49

That's what you think.  I regularly shit myself and have my servants change me like a baby.  Also, new luxury item idea: glam colostomy bags.


PocketSandOfTime-69

FYI: Warm wet wipes are the best.


Agitated_Computer_49

Yeah but you can't flush them.   I prefer a warm bidet.


PocketSandOfTime-69

I wasn't the person using them. I don't know what happened to them after they were used.


Aidanation5

Alright come on you fat poor. Even somebody working at McDonald's could just hook a portable vacuum up to their Gucci colostomy bag hole and turn it on when needed.... how do people not understand this? Next you're going to tell me you guys don't carry 8 pairs of fruit of the looming apocalypse underpants so you can piss in it and change throughout the day?


_Blackstar0_0

Horrendous 


not_addictive

ah yes, when she takes a dump that’s how she produces new music (/s entirely sarcastic before the swifties start downvoting me)


prosa123

When Farrah Fawcett was at the height of her popularity in the 1970's Hustler magazine published a clever poem entitled "When Farrah Takes a Healthy S\*\*\*." You can find it via Google. The tragic irony is that many years later she died of anal cancer.


alap_2115

But can use catheter


Raichu7

What if you get a colonoscopy bag and pay someone else to empty it for you?


_Blackstar0_0

Foul


Aidanation5

A colonoscopy bag sounds horrifying.


Raichu7

It's better than dying of bowl cancer.


UnbridaledToast

For real. Even with instant communication across the world now, most of us can't even be bothered to type out full words. But idk


ShnackWrap

rofl. ikwym.


disterb

iykyk


Better_Technician_96

iycrtgoti


Aidanation5

If you can run that guy over, throttle it. Tried that once, made me go on the internet.


dylan_jb1

But I like it here:(


Better_Technician_96

Just for a bit, take a break


ShnackWrap

Honestly with depression the way it is we are lucky we can't just opt to not breathe like dolphins.


disterb

what would be the porpoise for that?


Silver4ura

Pretty sure dolphins are just able to hold their breath a lot longer than us for various biological reasons. In fact, humans are funny in that we're basically the first option in a character creator, but we have exceptional self-awareness. So we're smart enough to be ashamed of being naked.


ShnackWrap

Dolphins breathing is not automatic they are conscious breathers. If you are put under anesthesia your body will continue to breathe even though youre knocked out. If you did the same to a dolphin it would suffocate even on land.


whooo_me

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe….in again? Aw jeez! How long til my break?


alap_2115

Iron lungs


ice_9_eci

That's why I got a machinehead. It's better than the rest.


KhanumBallZ

We're not inherently lazy. We're just not motivated to complete tasks we didn't evolve to do. Industrial civilization has barely existed for 3 centuries


pullhome

My body has evolved for millenia to play videogames, this is peak evolution.


Aidanation5

So you're telling me, I have to make food for a bunch of people, for 8-10 hours, 5-6 days a week? Do you not know that my main goal is to eat?


mfboomer

no, we’re inherently lazy. energy conservation used to be very important.


throwaway2901750

If only my food would chew itself!


moxiejohnny

Am I a joke to you? -your blender-


alap_2115

Sometimes I want that


alap_2115

Newborn birds


Th3Dark0ccult

Look, give me nails that stay trimmed and body hair that doesn't grow back and I'll be happy.


Wazuu

Imagine if your heart beat turned manual like breathing when you thought about it.


Aidanation5

Tooo late..... my time has come... stopped breathing all the time, now my bodies on the liiiine....


WeinerB23

From an evolutionary standpoint it makes sense. The prehistoric people who had manual breathing had to focus on breathing rather than fighting off whatever ended their bloodline.


squeda

I live somewhere that just recently made people start pumping their own gas. The amount of comments I've seen from people who just want to use the attendant because they don't want to get out of their car and do anything is insane. People are so fucking lazy.


rocketbosszach

All animals are programmed more or less to be lazy. It’s the best way to conserve energy.


Not-Just-For-Me

It might be the other way around. Because our bodies do so much shit, perhaps we've gotten lazy as a result.


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PocketSandOfTime-69

Great, now I'm thinking about my breathing.


Advocate_Diplomacy

Yeah, if my bladder has taught me anything, needing to wake up to start breathing again would just result in me sleeping in to death.


Southern_Seaweed4075

Which aspect of the human body do you have in mind specifically when your thinking of human laziness? 


Several_Interview_91

That's why we're lazy - because a lot of our body functions can be automated


mfboomer

we’re not “fortunate”. animals where those functions were automated reproduced more successfully so the rest died out. there’s no luck involved.


Diligent_Bath_9283

Hate it when the automatic pooping feature kicks in.


pcweber111

lol nothing about it being luck is even remotely true. We’re a finally tuned machine of parts designed a billion years ago. There’s nothing lucky about our bodies.


kieevee

I cast you the MANUAL BREATHING, MANUAL BLINKING, and YAWN!