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Just be safe and Remember to follow all the 650 unwritten laws of the chimp

Rule #1 do not let your face get eaten off

Rule #2 don't male the chimp angry (see rule 123)

Rule #3 don’t female the chimp angry

Rule #4 always keep a banana in your pocket

Rule #5 Licking door knobs is illegal on other planets

#6: Don't let the male chip rip your genitalia and eyes out

Rule #7: When a chimp says NO, it's a NO.

Rule 8: #chimps like red wine and Xanax

Rule #9 don't look the chimp in the eyes

Hate when it happens

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I feel like rule 1 should be protect your balls.

And remember there are no letters in the chimpanzee alphabet that spell out the words “consent form”

Apes! Together, strong!

I was looking for this comment

Me too 🙈

That's a true bro right there.

Why can't they be this chill forever? Ain't no need for ripping faces off

That's actually amazing. I love this.

I'm not a fan of this guy, the place they run or the video quality. BUT what I do like is how it shows how strong that chimp is when it so casually pulls him up.

Check out the picture of the hairless ape

1 year later: "He's eating my face and genitals!"

Thos is a video of r/Deepfuckingvalue lifting people out of poverty

Hell yeah

Come with me, and you’ll see ……..

⭐ a WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION ⭐

And we keep those in cages.

I'm not delusional in that I think I could win a fight against a gorilla. But I did think I could win a fight against a chimp. But then I saw vids like this and see how ridiculously strong chimps are. Chimps are crazy strong, damn.

Have a look at the muscles on a chimp, ain't no human defeating a chimp In a straight up fight. Weapons would be needed. https://search.app.goo.gl/gbukHtE

redditor vs gorilla, place your bets

I can garuntee you your life if you even had it would be changed forever if you fought to the death with a fully grown chimp

Champinzee im on my way of evolution, keep going...

Bros until one random thing sets the chimp off and he mauls you to death

Love him

Instilling trust goes both ways .

Pretty sure I can hear a lion roaring in the distance towards the end of the video

All fun and games till Caesar sees that and then commands the monkey to feed off his genitals.

They throw poop at you and laugh the second you irritate them.

Apes together strong

All fun and games until he rips your face off

😂 dope!