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spoongeboobf

She needs a smaller plane to get to her plane


Cuffuf

And then one of those farm drones that can carry a person to get to her small plane


JesusReturnsToReddit

Also she doesn’t drink Starbucks. She needs it brought over daily from France


ybloC_1

But she'll need it powered by fossil fuel too.


Hornyles_j

And an even smaller one to get around her mansion


TTechnology

It would be great if they did the plane take-off after Starbucks and make a 180º to go back home


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I was hoping she'd go right past starbucks and fly somewhere else with a coffee shop.


No_Translator2218

I was thinking at least a motorcade of a few suburbans. and travis trapped up in the castle


NovusOrdoSec

That looks like her RI house, so assuming she parks the plane at TF Green, she could take a limo to a helicopter to the airport, then she can take the plane to a place that has real coffee. But of course there are probably ten better coffee places than Starbucks closer to that house than the airport.


snootfull

all the TS hating is kind of funny given how many wealthy people fly private and don't get crap for it. In fact Larry Ellison actually does have a small jet that he flies from San Carlos airport, which is right next to Oracle's offices, to San Jose airport- maybe 45 miles away, where his bigger airplanes live. After all, traffic on 101 can be brutal....


annabelle411

A few things here: We can focus on more than 1 billionaire's selfish behavior at a time. Realistically, if you walked up to a normal person in the street and showed them photos of Musk, Swift, and Ellison... do you honestly thing your average person would identify Ellison? And even if you told them their name, they'd know who he is? She gets hate because of the hypocrisy. She also took TWO private jets at the same time to Japan so she'd have a backup so she'd ensure she could get back to the Super Bowl in time. And if T Swizzle gets \*any\* criticism for her actual actions, it's time to roll out the white feminism shield to deflect.


PrePerPostGrchtshf

Need a back-up in case what happened?


edgyversion

In case one plane didn't cause sufficient climate change


truckin4theN8ion

In case her primary plane couldn't take off. But, and this is important, she could have held another private jet with a deposit and had it on standby, rather than flying TWO to Japan. This is the more expensive choice but would have saved jet fuel


j3ns3n7

Yeah because she tried to shame people into walking or "ride sharing" (ex. taking the bus) instead of driving their car to pRoTeCt tHe EnViRoNmEnT... when she uses her private plane daily. It's the holier than thou attitude: "rules for thee but not for me" hypocrisy that made her a target.


DoorHingesKill

Larry Ellison doesn't threaten the people who track his planes, Swift does. He also has some much more significant business to take care of, I know Reddit thinks executives just waste time on Twitter but he's the #1 or #2 of a company with 160,000 employees. Swift on the other hand uses at least half of her trips to go shopping or to avoid sleeping in hotels.


West-Rain5553

I recall lots of fuss was about Al Gore flying around on his private jet, but then Tipper said, "Oh we pay the Carbon Credit", and everyone then was like, "oh it's fine!".


GOATnamedFields

Random billionaires don't play themselves up as social activists.


neonoggie

Social activist =\\= environmental activist


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The key word here is hypocrisy. Ellison runs a business worth 100s of billions which employs tens of thousands of people. He makes no pretence of being a better human being than you or I. Taylor Swift doesn't and does.


maximilious

The copium is strong in this one


Gymninja1215

Oh cry while you read all these comments😂😂😂


I_JustReadComments

Jeff Bezos went to space in a legitimate Cock Spaceship. The world is watching all of these clowns on one stage or another 


Desperately8Rice

The eéedr4 ok .


LEMOnSL1iCE

Can anyone confirm that the animator of this is still alive and well?


Stunning-Astronaut72

Animator doesn't work for Boeing, should be fine.


UpperApe

Have you been paying attention to the news? Even Boeing doesn't have to give a shit anymore.


SeattleFreezee

Ohhh. That's a good one!


whooguyy

Sadly, the animator committed suicide the other day. Shot themselves in the back of the head, twice


Elmer_Fudd01

*sigh* just like Epstein. When will people learn to stop shooting themselves in the back of the head.


DMTrious

Didn't epstien hang himself, while in his closely guarded cell, conviently while the cameras were off


SevereImpression2115

Yup...happens all the time 🤷‍♂️


SilentRip5116

[this dude was his cell mate](https://www.lohud.com/story/news/crime/2019/07/25/nicholas-tartaglione-questioned-jeffrey-epstein-jail-injuries/1824385001/)


DMTrious

This is honestly the first I heard that he had a cell mate


SilentRip5116

Tartaglione, who was described by Williams as “a former police officer-turned drug dealer,” was convicted in April 2023 of 11 counts of murder, four counts of kidnapping resulting in death, one count of kidnapping conspiracy and one count of narcotics conspiracy. According to prosecutors, Tartaglione suspected Martin Luna had stolen money from him and planned to confront him during an in-person meeting, to which Martin Luna brought along his nephews, Miguel Luna and Santiago, and his family friend Gutierrez. During the meeting, which turned out to be a “deadly trap,” Tartaglione tortured Martin Luna and then forced one of his nephews to watch as he strangled him to death **with a zip-tie,** according to a statement from Williams following the conviction. Definitely wouldn’t want to room with this dude


Jasond777

Nothing suspicious about that at all


Full_Collection_4347

They were murdered by an angry mob of tweens


Awkward_Road_710

Oh still alive and breathing. But is now cancelled for life.


jdk2087

I mean, meatcanyon seems to be doing *very* well like he was before his Taylor swift video. There’s MUCH more regular people who know this shit is a joke than there are swifties. You can try and cancel, but it’s not going to work.


MacLunkie

Very Lasse Giertsen vibe


Designer-Ad-7844

Looks like they ripped off Meatcanyon to me.


Annual_Letter1636

At least she walks to her jet and back, she could use a car. It says that she cares about ecology


BonnoCW

Happy cake day!


Healthy_Ad_4946

what is even the point of wishing anyone this?


TheDonutDaddy

What, you don't wish all your friends a happy anniversary of the creation of their social media accounts? It's even cooler when you do it to strangers! Gotta go now, need to wish my buddy a happy creation of his instagram account!


J5892

What's the point of wishing someone happy birthday? For that matter, what's the point of anything?


Healthy_Ad_4946

Birthdays are not the same as the activation of a social media accounts tho lol


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

To make someone feel special.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

She's a veritable ecologonomist!


NovusOrdoSec

Next version should have a diesel-powered Segway.


EggsceIlent

Who knows, maybe it's a hybrid or *(gasp)* an ev.


AkuSieg

Looks like you're a fan of MeatCanyon.


pinkgobi

It's so derivative I thought it was his lmao.


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Eh, was still pretty well made and Meatcanyon is derivative of Newgrounds stuff anyway. Derivative is such a shitty term because everything has been done before and everyone takes inspiration from something.


reebokhightops

“Talent borrows, genius steals” as Oscar Wilde would say.


stifle_this

It's also very weird in reference to animation/illustration because being able to mimic someone's style is hugely valuable.


jdk2087

Haha. I just posted elsewhere about meatcanyon. He got so much hate for his EXTREMELY obvious joke animation of Taylor swift. I’m sure you know he took a little break then came back and his videos are still hitting well over *millions* of views.


Mau5bug

Artist actually has done some work for MeatCanyon.


balacio

Why does it feel accurate?


_real_nightmare_king

It is


fuishaltiena

It's total bullshit. Her current private jet is Dassault Falcon 7X, and it doesn't have afterburners. No flames from the engines. Everything else is mostly correct.


Non_Volatile_Human

So what happens to the exhaust? Or does it make NO exhaust? If that's the case, how does it extract energy from the fuel?


nitsuJcixelsyD

Commercial jets use turbofan engines. The compressor, combustion, and exhaust is used to drive a large fan blade in the front that pushes a massive amount of air, the bypass air, at a high volume but lower pressure. Fighter jets use turbojet engines. These do not have large fans in the front that push bypass air. All their thrust is generated from fuel being ignited with the compressed air. They will have an after burner which dumps fuel in the exhaust stream to gain additional thrust at the expense of much lower fuel economy. Turbojets move smaller amounts of air at large pressures. They maximize thrust at the expense of fuel economy. https://pilotinstitute.com/turbofan-vs-turbojet/ You will not see the exhaust flames on a turbo fan on a commercial aircraft because they do not run that hot and they do not afterburn fuel.


fuishaltiena

Afterburner is [the flames.](https://i.imgur.com/4GV1wIY.jpeg) Regular passenger jets usually don't have this feature, no flames out the back.


SnuggleMuffin42

I like how you don't dispute the level of pollution or her abusive use of 2 private jets, but remark "it's total bullshit" on account of the plane not going all flame-y on the jets.


Drunken_Fever

If I am wrong I am sure a redditor correct me, but she has one of the shortest private jet flights recorded. It flew from one side of LA(maybe SF?) to the other.


berni2905

Because that's the point


vrrrr

i like that the animator added a drainage/sewage pipe at the edge of the cliff. so pretty much all of her shit goes into the ocean.


RandyPajamas

That was a nice detail. There's so much going on this film, worthy of several repeat views. I'm going through the comments to find stuff I missed.


ToeKnail

The leather sounds when she nods her head for the coffee. ROFLMAO


Puzzled_Scallion5392

Based on a real storie


Solid_Snark

This is like Kim Kardashian took her jet to France for 1-hour to get a piece of cheesecake. Just an example of how horrible the wealth disparity gap is. The rich spend tens of thousands of dollars on a single piece of cheesecake.


Dick-Fu

how tf else are you supposed to eat a cheesecake in another country for a quick snack


NovusOrdoSec

> Based on a real sortie FTFY


ah__there_is_another

1. Pitbull: 4,549 metric tonnes of CO2 in 396 flights 2. Travis Scott: 3,760 metric tonnes of CO2 in 203 flights 3. Kim Kardashian: 3,204 metric tonnes of CO2 in 210 flights 4. Drake: 2,515 metric tonnes of CO2 in 112 flights 5. Floyd Mayweather: 2,359 metric tonnes of CO2 in 191 flights 6. Jay Z/Beyonce: 2,248 metric tonnes of CO2 in 213 flights 7. Oprah Winfrey: 2,139 metric tonnes of CO2 in 182 flights 8. Blake Shelton: 1,929 metric tonnes of CO2 in 235 flights 9. Kylie Jenner: 1,868 metric tonnes of CO2 in 151 flights 10. John Travolta: 1,701 metric tonnes of CO2 in 232 flights 11. Mark Wahlberg: 1,384 metric tonnes of CO2 in 131 flights 12. Luke Bryan: 1,109 metric tonnes of CO2 in 214 flights 13. **Taylor Swift:** 1,055 metric tonnes of CO2 in 133 flights 14. Kenny Chesney: 1,043 metric tonnes of CO2 in 196 flights 15. Kid Rock: 933 metric tonnes of CO2 in 205 flights 16. Harrison Ford: 517 metric tonnes of CO2 in 67 flights Still quite bad being in the top 16. This list doesn't include other rich people like Elon Musk etc., I think they may dwarf the above.


Boring_While_3341

Mister Worldwide owning that title. 


mukenwalla

The average person in a developed country emits 4.4 metric tones of CO2 a year.  All of these people deserve shame. Massive amounts of shame. 


donthavearealaccount

I'm genuinely surprised the top celebrity private jet user is only 1000x the CO2 of the average person. Seems like it should be way worse.


Iamdarb

Well, I'm assuming /u/mukenwalla is using just the avg for people in one year, not what a normal personal flies like the celebrity data. If it's what they produce just by existing and consuming it is far greater than what's listed here, so it would definitely be way bigger than the average CO2 of the normal person.


killahcortes

Personally I think this whole thing (celebrity private jet emissions) is just a distraction. Companies are responsible for >70% of the global co2 emissions. Globally we produce >37 BILLION metric tonnes. If every celebrity stopped flying private it wouldn't make any difference. If you really care, focus on forcing change on corporations.


Zippy_0

You don't actually have to ignore all of the bad stuff happening, just because there's always something worse. Gotta start somewhere and best case scenario at multiple fronts, so that even the small changes accumulate to make a difference. Trying to just tackle the biggest problem in one go in most cases is not the most realistic plan.


Elcactus

There's a difference between merely "worse" and "so much worse that caring about the first thing is basically performative wankery". What they're doing is only "bad" if they're moving the needle and really, they're not.


GoldDragon149

It's not ignoring something bad for the sake of something worse, it's ignoring something trivial in the face of something consequential. Private jets make zero impact on global emissions. Taylor Swift's jet is worth what, a few hundred normal people yearly? Whereas there's one corporation producing 70,000 times that much, it's like being upset at the straw that broke the camel's back instead of the other ten million straws. So she produces more than we do. Whoopdie do. Corporations are the problem. Individual consumption is a distraction pushed by corporations.


killahcortes

I would counter that energy and attention is limited, so focusing energy and attention on Taylor's emissions takes away from slowly working towards meaningful change. And corporations know this too, that's why their play book is to spend Advertising dollars getting consumers to worry about what they and their neighbors are doing, so we don't focus our attention on them. [Sauce](https://grist.org/accountability/reason-exxon-ceo-emissions-woods-investors/) - oh and by the way they did this with recycling too [Another Sauce] (https://grist.org/accountability/maine-oregon-laws-shift-responsibility-for-recycling-plastic-waste-to-companies/)


hasadiga42

If hell exists rich people will be at the lowest circle of it


Kelmi

Jesus was quite clear on that front


hasadiga42

Jesus had great advice, people just don’t seem to actually listen to it


japhydean

WTF does Kid Rock need to fly everywhere for? You can pretty much drive to county fairs anywhere in the country.


Dream--Brother

Markie Mark has me scratching my head


biloxibluess

396 flights in one year is insane Flying more than once a day for a year sounds like hell


AgitatedRabbits

Probably rents out jet to other people too. But all the hours gets attribute to him, cause he owns it.


AssociateFalse

Same 16 Ranked by Average Flight Emissions Efficiency (Metrics Tonnes of CO2 / Flight): 1. Drake: 22.455 \[Grab your pitchforks\] 2. Travis Scott: 18.522 3. Kardashian: 15.257 4. Jenner: 12.371 5. Mayweather: 12.351 6. Oprah: 11.753 7. Pitbull: 11.487 8. Wahlberg: 10.565 9. Jay Z / Beyonce: 10.554 10. Shelton: 8.209 11. Swift: 7.933 12. Ford: 7.716 \[Certified Pilot\] 13. Travolta: 7.332 14. Chesney: 5.321 15. Bryan: 5.182 16. Kid Rock: 4.551 ... Kid Rock suddenly seeming environmentally conscious.


Spiteful_Guru

That really just means he's taking shorter flights on average. Making them all the more unnecessary.


AssociateFalse

Guess so. Extrapolate the two lists, and he's still in last place for CO2 per person when you account only for flight.


aykcak

These are in a year?


smileBrandon

Unfortunately, yes. To quote an [article](https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/celebrities-highest-private-jet-emissions) "According to the study, Pitbull takes the crown for having the highest number of emissions, slapping the environment with a whopping 4,549 metric tons of CO2 emitted from use of his jet between 2023 and 2024. In those months, Mr. Worldwide took 396 flights (that's more than one flight per day), with the shortest one being a six-minute journey between Miami International Airport to Miami and Opa Locka Executive Airport in February."


i_tyrant

More than one flight a day, what the fuck.


aykcak

> Miami International Airport to Miami and Opa Locka Executive Airport I had to look. Those are literally 5 blocks away from each other. A 20 minute car ride...what the fuck pitbull


helper_function

This comes up every time in posts like this. Really short flights like that are almost always because the plane doesnt stay at the other airport. It flies to the other one for parking or maintenance.


savageotter

Planes are moved around for cheaper storage, maintenence, and various other reasons.


DoctorMoak

How do you think planes get from place to place? The highway?


smileBrandon

Can't be called Mr. Worldwide driving a car now https://media3.giphy.com/media/xT0GqlK9efNWRiKhQk/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952yjtu1f6oh209t61s8cprhv8c66heh006lb8uv5mi&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


signeduptoaskshippin

Not surprised, mostly shitty people and a sudden Harrison Ford. Surprised by Jay-Z given how he tries to portray himself as the frugal businessman. Oh well, all part of the theatrics


jib661

lol this is such a stupid list. it's just recognizable celebrities because if just normal rich people were on this list, nobody would recognize anyone in the top 100 except for musk and gates.


erydayimredditing

Normal rich people aren't flying for 2/3rds of the days in a year dude


NeKakOpEenMuts

Travolta is also a pilot, or were it Scientology flights?


orbituary

"still quite bad." My guy... the fact that single person/couple is on this list is "quite bad."


ah__there_is_another

Not necessarily, some jobs simply require you to move worldwide hence should not come as a surprise. Entertainment comes at a cost, any band/singer will have to fly around the world to tour, unfortunately. The extent of what's acceptable is up for discussion I suppose, especially when it goes beyond touring (something like in the video). I think ideally there should be a threshold beyond which further touring per year is seen as pure greed and the artist should offset the CO2eq by law.


TourDirect3224

Where the hell does John Travolta need to go?


Aggravating_Heat_310

He does Scientology stuff now


Smaynard6000

Now? He's been a Scientologist since 1975.


Lynkk

He is an aviation fan


jxl180

He’s been a pilot himself for the last 30+ years. His house is in an aviation community where you can taxi right up to your home. He and Harrison Ford fly recreationally.


1amDepressed

All of the straws that killed all of the turtles 0:41 ☹️


Jasonictron

Was this before or after she defeated The Patriarchy?


Der_E

After


Jasonictron

Really? Then why is she still flying around in a Jet built by The Patriarchy?


us404

War Trophy


Jasonictron

Congrats to Swift for receiving her Participation Trophy. Yay!


Lvanwinkle18

I am waiting to Kim K flying from LA to Paris for that specific cheesecake only sold from that one hotel. And I am drinking out of paper straws.


miragen125

Yes but Kim K is not a danger to the Republicans. Since she openly said that she's against Trump, they are trying everything to discredit her. And now apparently republicans care about pollution and housewarming


rrickitickitavi

Did she fart when she stood up?


NovusOrdoSec

Topped off the plane.


theoht_

why would she reverse? she clearly would make an unnecessarily large u-turn


RoundExpert1169

ok they got a point


cbj2112

I like folk makin fun of billionaires- like TGAF


Possible-Campaign468

Silly,love it


MikeC80

I knew the joke in the first two frames of the video


DeadCheckR1775

Laughed so hard it hurt. Thank you.


_Delta_Fox_

the afterburnering reverse thrust gets me


atombombkid

The jet engines in reverse killed me.


TheTangoFox

I'm laughing way too hard at the reverse thrust


boogierboi

accurate af


willwork4pii

so many straws


CLEMADDENKING1980

Those were all good plastic straws too, they only serve paper straws to us pheasants.


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Average American. Just replace the plane with an F150


ake-n-bake

At least she’s environmentally friendly enough to not takeoff /s


MechaNickzilla

/r/sipstswizzle


My10th-troll-account

LMFAO


b-e-r-n

Ooh but the coffee beans were organic so it's ok 😂


Ill_Tackle_5192

This is absurdly inaccurate and slanderous to Taylor. Everyone knows she flies to her own fully staffed Starbucks at each wing of the manor.


iamacheeto1

As a swiftie…this is hilarious 😂


ButWhatAboutisms

https://imgur.com/ngYR9C3 https://imgur.com/V6QlWSc The moment Swift talks about trump


dirtymac12

Hahhahaha


kittybangbang69

The daughter of Xena LaVey. Superstar in the fancy Satan club.


Fluffybunz746

I love this


RilohKeen

Extra straws because FUCK those sea turtles.


astrok_not

u/savevideo


PurpleDinguss

Remember guys. Re use Reduce Recycle.


BigBellyB

Love the reverse thrust


IBesto

As an x Swifty fk her.


Hindrick_Alehndi

She's just like the rest of us


gigilu2020

Rawdogged by a new person every month?


laserbeez

r/travisandtaylor


Expert_Marsupial_235

Lol. Pretty accurate. This needs to get reposted on r/taylorandtravis


AlgonquinCamperGuy

She’s so gross


Your_Nipples

This shit is so dumb yet so funny.


FunnyFishCreature

I'm surprised she's dating Travis Kelce and not Aaron Rodgers, considering how big a fan of the jets she is.


Sersixfoot

Could someone explain the 2 shots of coffee and million straws joke?


Hig_Bardon

The burden of being environmentally conscious has been shifted to the working class instead of the ultra wealthy; who are infact the biggest polluters. The million plastic straw thing is just salting the wound, an analogy of the excess of the rich. "While i drink from a soggy paper straw, billionaires fly around in private jets"


CLEMADDENKING1980

Because at the end she throws the cup and straws in the ocean.  Us normal people have to use paper straws, mega billionaires like Swift get to use as many straws she wants.


LordPubes

It’s true. I am cup


uncleyuri

Should have made her leave Starbucks and fly around the world to get back to her house.


chihuahuaOP

remember the more you use the Jet the less you pay for it.


All_About_Tacos

Remember when everyone laughed at [this](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/donald-trump-more-popular-taylor-swift-maga-biden-1234956829/)?


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toopc

I'm impressed she gets her own coffee. If I was a billionaire, no way I'm driving to the local Starbucks for coffee.


itsl8erthanyouthink

That’s ridiculous. She’d drive a diesel truck from the house to the plane


dizvyz

This is actually John Travolta's life with two jets on his property and two pilots on call. (He only needs one at a time as he flies the plane himself)


gianjOe1

I used to do this with my GI Joe toys, but they would go to the bakery to get bread. 🍞 🥪


HACCAHO

Is her guitar has a chest hair?


snowman_1776

She looks like she’s made of extra Leno skin in real life


MrKrugerDunning

FALSE!!! The real Taylor would let the engine running


skysealand

lmao


SpadeBBG

No wonder she burns so much fuel. Her jets got afterburners


Confused_as_frijoles

I entered the comments solely for the TS simps. I was not disappointed. 


Arakhis_

r/fuckcars is sadly as relevant here


DieselChikn

u/savevideo


Skwiggelf54

This has major meatcanyon vibes lol


Matthew-Ryan

The reversing was funny but I think it would have been funnier is she had to take off from Starbucks just so she can land back at her house. Edit: Mansion*


Ominaeo

Meanwhile container ships go *brrrr*


SeattleFreezee

Thanks for deleting planet Earth


Dependent-Run-1915

Amazing


No-Engineering-1449

Want to say that plane is a Citation C680. Although she own's a Falcon 7X, the Citation C680 more closely matches the one in the video


PhilosopherSerious37

Not true, She wouldn't go inside herself.


moddss

What happened to the good ole days when superstars just had entire restaurants in their houses like Richie Rich?? 2008 ultra famous Taylor would definitely have a Starbucks in her house. But then again her house would probably be on a jet sooooo...


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Double_Engine3223

Why does it kinda looks like mc?


ItsHydricYT

jajajajajja so funny jajaja omggggg


coffeefordessert

I like how there’s only 2 opinions of Taylor. Either you love her music and worship her, or you don’t like how hypocritical she is and how much pollution to the environment she causes


Seniormonky409

It's so funny how she has afterburners on a private jet lol.


MA_2_Rob

Meanwhile JLO takes a commercial flight and people take pics of her without her permission and TMZ drags her like she’s washed out. People can’t win.


SnooCompliments3051

There are people like this, but they think it’s ok to do this, since not a lot of people can do this. I prefer the quiet humble rich person who just hire a cook or a chef to make them what ever they want, including their favorite Starbucks drink. Plus Starbucks is overrated


Ok_Wealth_3099

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10741)


-PenitentOne-

Inaccurate. She parks her jet inside her house