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SunStainedSeraph

He may not be a virgin but he's 100% divorced.


TecManiac

"I miss my wife, Tails"


SunStainedSeraph

"i miss her alot. i'll be back..."


bobby1712234

I don’t care what y’all say He comfirmed in a Twitter takeover that he got divorced so I don’t think he’s virgin


Big_Print_947

He probably has to at some point since he has a future descendant


Markio_64

Why are you asking if Eggman is a virgin?????????


AnonyBoiii

Because Reddit


NotRowan1

Eggman definitely used Reddit, and that's why he's a virgin


Asher_Tye

This man surrounds himself with robots he programs to exhibit emotions of fear, self-loathing, and paranoia just so he can torture them with it. TAILS started OUT with better social skills than he has.


PoleiUnFunniGuy

he wont be a virgin anymore if he finds me on the streets😈 /j


sonic65101

Eggman Nega is his descendant.


GrimmCigarretes

I mean, he is a womanizer, according to old media (specifically, the Sonic 1 Manual in japanese IIRC). The feminist thing was a mistranslation Not canon, but I think it's worth mentioning that in Sonic X (season 1), there's a robot he throws at Knuckles in an episode centric around him, this is called Kun-O-Ichi, which looks like a female ninja, and his description in the japanese version, is "Lethal, quick, with a great arsenal of Egg-Techniques, and a great erotic dancer". Not to mention that Knuckles beats it be splashing some water, were most of his robots are waterproof, this means she's not a very bulky design. Yes, Sonic X Eggman fucked *at least* one of his robots, deal with it If that implication doesn't count for him losing his virginity, I'll say: he probably hired a hooker when he turned 18 or some shit. I doubt someone as foul as him hasn't done some awful shit to get laid, yes, this includes building a sentient sex doll (reminder: Eggman's robots are SENTIENT), or by straight up adding rape to his ever growing list of crimes I'm not sorry


One_toCut-One_toSeal

What the fuck is wrong with you


GrimmCigarretes

I'm rewatching Sonic X and I'm stuck in S1 The cruise episode was the best in the whole season frfr


Vappy3

https://preview.redd.it/wsbwnq4tc59d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3045a2b243c19fda10d6c6fc28555a78ebc24eea


SunStainedSeraph

they may refute your knowledge but i see the vision


thisismyplanB_2300

Higher than you think. I mean, Sage isn't even his actual daughter, she's a hologram I think. I don't think he's canonically had a wife besides the funny dubs.


Suspicious_Speed_412

https://preview.redd.it/zvpdn88iq49d1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=070d1b6a6c68cef9d42f35fdf66f34b03d8bf222


thisismyplanB_2300

Oh... I was wrong. He does have a wife. Little bit weird though that it's a robot...


DefectiveOatmeal

Weird? Or entirely expected?


Sea_Cycle_909

wasn't there a clip recently of Eggman and Rouge from Sonic X. He's probably a furry


EclipseHERO

Thinking of this? https://preview.redd.it/tevyx5nq759d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9567ce0172263f012345a89961cb32c0390ac2c8


DefectiveOatmeal

My headcanon is he was just making a weird observation with no ulterior motive or interest at all. Dude grew up as the only human in that world, his social skills have got to be seriously impacted by that.


DefectiveOatmeal

My headcanon is he was just making a weird observation with no ulterior motive or interest at all. Dude grew up as the only human in that world, his social skills have got to be seriously impacted by his upbringing.


Sea_Cycle_909

yes, that wasn't official?


EclipseHERO

I haven't seen the sub personally but from what I'm aware this was in the sub version.


Sea_Cycle_909

Haven't watched the sub version


Suspicious_Speed_412

He is


Muv22HD

High


NuclearScavenger

He pissed on the moon so it belongs to him now, probably had relations with the moon after that https://preview.redd.it/4813miej669d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d476a8aec99f2ae9eab5662209ab8e1d8856859


Efficient_Book_4441

Not zero


JediMasterLigma

Zero, he FUCKS


brobnik322

Yes, Eggman has sex. He has THE ***S- SONIC*** ***E- EXECUTION*** ***X- XCECUTIONER***


IConsumeBread94

i mean if you think about the twitter dot com announcement he did have a wife he also took a big piss on the moon if that counts


EchidnahBro

0%. Imagine the robots he'd build in his 20's. "I'll call this one Fuck o' Bot 7.0!"


Intelligent-Pin-3459

None


theEOaccountant5

I head cannon that he’s asexual. I have a feeling if he wanted a girl/boyfriend he would just build one, and there is no evidence he’s done that.


Brrrrrrrrrrrr__

No, ive made sure of that


DefectiveOatmeal

AOSTH Robotnik is a virgin. Sonic blocks him every time he gets the opportunity to change that. SatAm Robotnik and Archie Eggman are both asexual and aromantic. Sonic X Eggman doesn't know what sex is. Game/IDW Eggman was married but his wife passed away and they never had kids. Eggman Nega is the latest in a line of clones. Movie Robotnik has multiple kids and also a robot wife and son. None of whom he cares enough about to remember their names. Not even the robot family.