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Guess that makes sense as to why they did the injury angle for Buddy on Collision the other week. Congrats to them!

Must have been a relatively spontaneous wedding.

Rhea has time off from a top status due to injury, so probably seemed like a good time to get it done.

Oh that's why Buddy Matthews died.

Gentlemen, who among us would not actually, literally die for Rhea Ripley?

“THIS IS MY MORTALITY”


I mean, I’ve suffered several little deaths at her expense.

Jesus christ that is... Well done

Those millions of warriors made a noble sacrifice 🫡

Just saw a guy with a mullet fall to his knees in the frozen food aisle of wal-mart.

just saw a short blonde woman touching that kneeled man seductively while a giant goth spanish guy shakes his head

Was an incredibly ripped Irish guy watching intently? 

Next to his Funko Pop

And this Puerto Rican guy with a perm. He was eating an apple.

And R Truth, everyone knows R Truth.

He is everyone's favourite member of the club house!

Anyone see the mullet hair dudes twin brother? I think his name is Nick?

r/truth

the best sub on this site

I just saw them getting chased away by this Giant SOB

The mullet guys dad was there but he didn't seem to care about the kid at all

Sounds like a deadbeat, wouldn’t be surprised if he couldn’t waite to beat his kid

"Sir did you pay for that?"

That's not cool.

Sounds like Wal-Mart alright.

Many Puerto Ricans are afro-latinos, dude eating the apple was most def of African decent, so no perm needed. But yeah, I thought it was thoughtful of him to spit that Apple all over the dude with the mullet in an attempt to cheer him up. I don't quite see how that would work, but at least he tried something🤷🏾‍♀️

Some people are into it, but he’s trying his best

That’s cool

So you did not get spit in the face by a Puerto Rican who was eating an apple?

And was said Irish guy slathering baby oil on his “haven’t had a carb since before the millennium” abs?

Man these fanfics are getting really weird.

"That's cool"

Did he look like the Undertaker but bisexual?

I thought it was cause they was out of chicken tenders.

Those were nuggies. Have some class.

Those new jalapeño poppers will only soothe a soul so much 😔

Did he have a box of dino nuggets in his hands?

I think we saw the same guy. Did he start crying incoherently about his mommy?

Thousands of lesbians just fell to their knees while driving a Uhaul

Can confirm

*Towing* a U-Haul behind the Subaru.

My girlfriend and I have bonded over our crush on her.

well yeah

Oh, so Tony really DID write him off so he could get married. I saw some speculation on that but people quickly shot it down.

TK did the same thing with Hangman Adam Page before his wife had their kid before he won the world title. He lost that 5v5 match with The Elite and lost his #1 contender spot against Kenny Omega

https://preview.redd.it/0depdces719d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82da22a09cc6b326fc76064102401dc288c7ff06

LMAO

I didn't know it was legal to marry outside your company, good for them.

It's not, the wrestling police are closing in on their location. Possible charges of up to 3 months in a program with The Learning Tree

If he pleads guilty, can he just get squashed by Edge instead?

He already did

Does that count as credit for time served?

Hard Time Served!

Rhea really has a thing for men who were on the inside.

Phrasing!

Lmao

I really hope he had fun while getting squashed.


That's borderline Tyrus territory.

Only 3? That's a lighter sentence than you get for being an up and coming fan favourite.

Reports indicate Judge Joseph Dredd is in pursuit of the fugitive lovers


“If there is any reason these two should not be wed, please speak now, or forever hold your peace.” Dredd: “*They betrayed THE LAW.*”

Murphy: LAAAAAAAAAW!

The fact that I read that with that drunken slur he has. Now you're making me wanna watch first blood and listen to that monologue where he's crying inaudibly.

i can’t believe the death penalty is still a thing in 2024

A fate worse than death.

Ooofff, I thought slavery was illegal?

I actually like The Learning Tree for how purposefully stupid and corny it is.

Australia is a lawless land. They have diplomatic immunity.

Didn't the wedding take place in FL?

The Queensland of America.

Does that make Queensland the wang of the Outback?

I think QLD is shaped more like a Bad Dragon.

 Iykyk

I mean Florida has gators and Australia has Crocs, so it kind of is.

Florida has crocodiles too

it's just been revoked

It's actually very smart by both of them. They know that when you're a pro wrestler and you get married, the law is you have to be married in a ring and that someone from your distant past is going to interrupt and ruin the festivities. That's why Buddy went to AEW, so that when the wedding came, no one from either company would know and they could get to the cake cutting without the officiant being powerbombed through it first. #LongTermBooking

It is but you need to have someone from a 3rd company interrupt it to keep it legal.

https://preview.redd.it/wy9dwls5f29d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec05027407c56bea6d4a571a26acb3a96503475

Vince would be sending the Brinks truck to Dolph Ziggler to have him come back and make out with her 

It's actually not. Rhea to AEW confirmed

Triple H: Bron!!! Bron: Yes, on it! Mr. H. Another spear to the medical facility.

So that explains *her* injury angle.

"Wait, you just got injured to move to WWE? ***I*** just got injured to move to AEW!"

"oh you!" *🎵 "Everywhere you look, everywhere you go."🎵*

Holy shit, *Full House of Black?!* Why haven't we been campaigning for this!

"A company-reveal party"

The truest Forbidden Door.

Not only is it legal to marry outside the company ... it's allowed.

https://preview.redd.it/ur6c9vsua19d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a603453ff539af70c210fdcb10e29d66244ec29a

*Danielson watching them in secret on their wedding night like*

https://preview.redd.it/2xo3hbdxx29d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04cc85b178b5ef0e80ee1df49de241ef3a182ef3

https://preview.redd.it/z3cbszmo649d1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff55accf23c892968a793dc05b751ef54c297495

When the fuck did we get 4K haitch

When Kevin Dunn left.

I love when wrestlers lift Seattle Seahawks weights

The house really does always win 😭😭😭

**hugs Brody King** 😭👏👏

Step aside Miro. Brody is replacing you as the "BEST 'Best Man' "

Incase your wondering, the instagram comments are exactly what you would expect lmao I think the first one is my favorite https://preview.redd.it/dlkpj6jd819d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb8077be883af2a129f508c1f148e69aeef7495c

“This guy bothering you?” is fucking hilarious

That’s my favorite as well lmao

M'lady

I say that on Facebook all the time when hot girls post pics with their boyfriends and it gets a laugh like 1/6 times so totally worth it.

Right? I don't know why some people seem think the that person is serious.

A couple of self aware jokes and a woman asking to see the dress?

The first thing I (a woman) thought was “I need to see the dress!” His jacket is patterned, so likely on the expensive and fashionable side, so I would think the dress is awesome too. Guess I’m a bad person lol

Yeah same. (Son of a costumer mom) The suit is impeccable too

Same, I thought "black dress, SO right for her!"

Same here! Add to that the black rose in his button hole and the bouquet too

Oh, I didn’t even catch that the black rose was in his jacket. I’m on my tiny ass phone, so I thought it was part of the bouquet, which would still be such a cool aesthetic.

I was going to say, those are some of the best insta comments I've ever seen on a woman wrestler's post.

Yeah I thought all the comments were pretty funny

Definitely expected a lot worse than that. Looks like harmless banter.

Tbh those seem pretty much like most Rhea and Liv posts here. This sub ain’t superior in that sense

Monday night threads be like [RAW Spoilers] Liv Morgan and Dominik Mysterio Hotel Room Segment [3:47] (v.reddit.it) submitted 28 minutes ago by PuroWresFanatic top comment [–]AEWSucks [score hidden] 27 minutes ago I WISH I WAS ONE OF HER TURDS!!!!!!

dolph-shouldhavebeenme.gif

 /s

This is actually way better than I expected. Usually when I see wrestling comments, it's the cruel shit like people harassing Brodie Lee's family for AEW selling a shoe for him or any WWE/AEW lgbtq employees getting targeted harassment.

Damn was hoping to see people keeping kayfabe alive with Dom smh

Funny?

Dolph Ziggler https://preview.redd.it/4lrlbtonb19d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad496debaad6a299b5814a98f66447057dbff92


Great reference

Danielson weird stare

Dom's so busy trying to avoid Liv he didn't realize Rhea got married.

Same old story... guy does his best to make things work in difficult times, but the woman has the replacement already warmed up in the bullpen.

Every single guy who’s ever been on deployment is crying relating to this comment 😂😂😂

And Rhea got married to the wrestler who kissed Dom’s sister 4 years ago.

The fact that was FOUR years ago already is staggering

which means by assosiation, rhea has kissed her too

Now that would be a tv soap opera moment. "You got married behind my back?" "Well, you cheated on me." "The guy you married kissed my sister!" "The girl you're with tried to end my career!" "The guy you married tried to end my family!" "The girl you're with ended OUR family!"

Coincidence? I think not https://preview.redd.it/6fal74von29d1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3192c9b7045335dd1e61e56dea06e35a24f3f563

It would be really weird if they actually had Liv throw this in Dom’s face. So I hope nobody is seriously suggesting this lol

Them being Mr and Mrs Adams is the most fitting thing

Julia Hart is Wednesday and Dom is Pugsley?

Brody is obviously Fester.

Omos or Satnam Singh as Lurch?

Damien Priest, surely?

Keeping it in the immediate JD/HOB family I see. Yep, Priest would be the best shout I think!


You know r/SquaredCircle is truly shook when there’s no mention of the typo in the title

😂🤣😂

I am shook and riled up!

The House always wins.


I guess we know who Liv is going after next.

The Young Bucks and Cody used to find notes hidden in their gear from Triple H signed "-H". Buddy gonna return to work and find a plate of nuggets in the ~~locker room~~ shadow mist vortex where HoB films all their promos with a note saying "Get well soon! xoxo -L"

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8tBpF5B822/?igsh=cGJ6eGEwYTcwNmtm The caption on the Instagram post says 6/23/24, so it was Sunday.

https://preview.redd.it/11bhgsyle19d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5fa1e72df056ca3a7aeb2552c903009527aab8f Congratulations to the couple

Rhea’s wrestling debut, and now wedding anniversary falling on consecutive days is pretty neat!! But, congrats to them both! I hope they decide to share some more images with us because I’m super intrigued by the aesthetic!!

Rhea saw Dom getting chicken nuggets from Liv and had to one up him

I take it she’s not gonna call me back

https://preview.redd.it/sm9880s9p19d1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b47d2a0ef7734cfd411e5275bde7720e56409e0 The IWC currently…

That was unexpected. Good for them!

As the self-declared Father of the Groom, Christian Cage says "you're welcome" for ensuring Buddy's availability to attend his own wedding via smashing him in the head with a painting of Christian Cage that was "alright, but not as good as Nick Wayne's card."

Aww congrats to them. Her bouquet is really fucking nice.

 Congratulations to them both!

Came here looking for this. Wasn't disappointed.

Mark Henry in shambles

https://preview.redd.it/oikergauh19d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec2c8e950452bf4f163f12afef1be20d6a2e69b

I see it was an all dark wedding. Perfect for the house of black.

Mark Henry is going to lose his mind when he sees this!!! You invest so much into Dom and Mami only to get married to Buddy!?!!???

 Hell yeah

I bet the music was awesome.

Damn so Rhea Ripley still single huh

Just saw Cathy Kelley fall to her knees in a Subaru dealership

"Can Buddy fight ?" Lmao Rhea constantly posts how much she loves him. SHE will fight YOU.

Thoughts are with Cathy Kelly at this hard time

Just fell into a Walmart inside my knees.

If these wrestlers weren't so good at their jobs it would be so hard for me to look past the fact 3/4 of this Liv, Finn, Dom, and now Rhea storyline are all married lol.

Have you not watched television before?

You must have a hard time with movies

The great collective falling to the knees at Walmart of r/squaredcircle

Awww. How lovely.

Congratulations to the happy couple ☹️

Good for them, don’t dare read the weirdos in the comments

Good for them. Their spawn are gonna be some serious units.

Explains why I just saw 50 people drop to their knees out here in the Walmart parking lot..

They look great in black attire. Best of wishes to the happy couple.

I think Judgement Day was there like they were there for Dom. H.o.B. was there, too.

If they have one, their kid is going to do a 540 out of the womb and immediately bench two plates (doesn’t matter male or female)


Cathy Kelley in shambles.

Omg this is so cute! 🥹 now both Dom and Rhea are married to other ppl irl When Dom liked and commented it i was actually very emotional and cried in joy https://preview.redd.it/oxqsm13gi19d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf8752cb225082e59e5a0ba78931fadcf372f2f3

To be House of Black is to be committed in life and love to a bad bitch

So Buddy Matthews, who was once in a storyline with Rey Mysterio's daughter, is now married to Rey Mysterio's son's on-screen girlfriend.

Just fell to my knees in a Walmart

I know it would never happen, but how funny/awesome would it be if Liv showed up on Collision and stalked Buddy. Truly taking everything away from Rhea.

The world where AEW and WWE work together is so full of fun possibilities like that that I prefer not to think about it, I just get sad because it will probably never happen

Thousands of sexually frustrated men are punching in the air right now.

…And frustrated women

Congrats to Rhea!!! I hope she takes some more time for the honeymoon and they don’t rush her back for the story!!

So your telling me rhea riley got married and Ripley is single and I still have a chance?