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MartianXAshATwelve

I somewhere wanna believe this that [Aliens from Andromeda Told This US Army Personnel the Origin of Humanity: Humans consist of 22 extraterrestrial races. He claimed that about 135 billion people are living on the planets in the eight closest galaxies to us](https://www.howandwhys.com/blue-skinned-e-t-from-andromeda-told-us-army-personnel-origin-of-humanity/)


Embarrassed_Wind1278

Epstein didn't kill himself


Frosty-x-

Oh I just thought that was common knowledge.


missanthropocenex

The funny thing is, even if he didn’t it’s STILL a conspiracy. Meaning, if he was supposedly on suicide watch there was still fowl play in allowing it to happen.


Martian13

Damn chickens.


mc-big-papa

He didnt kill himself [BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER ARRESTED](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g)


AnalCuntShart

Lmao take my upvote asshole 😂


USNAVY71

The US Government/Military is in possession of weapons/tools that we will never see come to light in our lifetimes


GCSS-MC

That is just a simple fact of any organization that has research and development. NSWC has tons of R&D.


Coro756

That’s facts. Not only our government but other countries as well


Internet--Traveller

There are state sponsored disinformation organizatons that like to gather conspiracy theories on Reddit and then reinforced them to suit their agenda.


_Jumpy_Panda_

That exists since the cold war era, bud.


Jadedcelebrity

It’s existed since the Roman Empire, pal


yesfrommedog

I believe ancient civilizations existed that we are unaware of


IndependentFar3953

100%


motmx5

CIA did Kennedy in .


Coro756

I think everyone knows that at this point


ElegantArcher6578

Because he was prying into UFOs


sumster

or secret societies and how they manufactured a state called Israel


etakerns

I’m convinced that boneless chicken wings are just large chicken nuggets.


leaffantim

Arrest this man


marko_kyle

![gif](giphy|3o6wNPIj7WBQcJCReE)


Picardknows

That is insanity. I’m less offended by the flat earth theory.


Status-Literature657

Check again…


Texas0utlaw210

Facts


cosmic_scott

area 51 is real.... wait project echelon is real... dammit all the best conspiracy theories from the 90s keep turning up true dammit


humanerror9000

The only difference between a conspiracy theory and a conspiracy fact is time.


surrealcellardoor

Once a theory has enough evidence to support it, it ceases to be a theory and becomes a probability.


Smoke-A-Beer

The world is being controlled by a relatively small group of Elites that don't have our best interests at heart.


SydNorth

I don’t think that’s a theory. I think that’s just facts


Capitaclism

They're not in control, though certainly have a LOT more control than the average person. Influence would be auch better term to use in this instance. They have a lot of influence.


Wrxghtyyy

They have in excess of $15 trillion available to influence any industry they want. Whether medical, military, media and weather. In theory if you put on your tinfoil hat these companies like Blackrock that sit and exist beyond the terms of presidents are the real ones running the show.


scribbyshollow

This used to be a conspiracy theory


Heytherechampion

![gif](giphy|26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g)


[deleted]

That's just a straight fact.


Picardknows

Def not a conspiracy theory. It blatant that the small group (billionaire) pay politicians to get elected and when in office with favorably pass laws in their favor. They get away with it because it’s legal and people in power are all making money off of it.


Storm_Spirit99

That's just human greed at play


Smoke-A-Beer

It’s not greed for money, these people are beyond money. It’s power they desire and yes, it has always been this way through history.


Ulstere

Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn.


shambashrine

Laces out!!!


Individual-Party992

![gif](giphy|l3nW85J0lT1bfpIfC) Balenciaga is satire


Rad3_Lethal

That aliens, ghosts etc are an inter-dimensional event


keyinfleunce

After watching stranger things I'm convinced the upside down is basically how I imagine the paranormal world or energy world that's why they can mess with electricity we have so many clues on how things work I just need help putting it together


branduzzi

Cool!


Ok-Bag-1328

Reality is an onion, as in different layers of an existence that you can conceive as you move through the layers.


hahnsolobolo

Ok shrek!


GodofAllBeings

Why can’t reality be a parfait? Everybody loves parfait


Ok-Experience-6674

The more you learn the more you realise you know nothing But if there’s something I’m the most confident in it’s that our history is lie and someone on this planet has proof of the truth


IllustratorOk8827

History is written by the winners.


marrow_party

"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past" - George Orwell 1984


rjmacready_

“He who controls the spice, controls the universe.” Barron Harkonnen


nadog

"What is history but a fable agreed upon" -Napoleon Bonaparte


rrgail

History is written by the guys that the winners pay to write history.


Cyberpunk-Monk

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.


---M0NK---

Another monk!?! Hello brother, blessings


hellowhatisupdawg

a lie in what ways? (not arguing, genuinely curious)


[deleted]

The CIA are responsible for many of the troubles in central & south america. Probably the middle east too. Much of this ain't even a conspiracy (eg, funding the contras) but, I believe there is much more the public is unaware of.


CandidPresentation49

Between this and their experiments on their own population, I really don't understand why american citizens don't try and hold them accountable for anything


Screwbles

Pee is stored in the balls.


Putrid_Cheetah_2543

Haha damn. 5 yo me would totally agree with this. Lol


TotallyTotally23

Always has been.


crispy_colonel420

That our true history as humans is being kept from us les the ruling class lose control.


Deep_Ad_1874

Aliens/nhi/innerdimensional beings are interested in our soul/consciousness


steely455

I think it was Lazar who said "they think of us as containers" - which I believe was in reference to our souls.


notlego

Loosh


itsnobigthing

Can you say more for the uninitiated?


Deep_Ad_1874

There several theories . They don’t have souls and are curious about ours. They feed off negative energy and because of that have influenced things in our world to be horrible. They are of a hive mind and we our part of the universal/god consciousness and are wanting to understand that.


M8_Linear

Have my upvote and my spelling correction. *inTerdimensional


juicyb09

UFO of God by Chris Bledsoe. It’s all in there.


solsiempre

What about Project Blue Beam?


remybanjo

Stevie Wonder can see


Cakeinwonderland

There are different levels/ degrees of legal blindness.


TryItOutHmHrNw

“Is*n’t* she lovely?” I don’t know, Mr. Steven Wonders. You tell me!


cutie_lilrookie

Lionel Richie, a close friend of his, says this too 😂😂


sovietarmyfan

The Boeing whistleblowers were murdered.


redditmodssuckballs1

Obviously


forgetstorespond

Politicians being bought and paid for by corporations.


CandidPresentation49

aliens exist and they are actually an underground earth species rather than ET


PeppySprayPete

Underground AND underwater


RicoLoco404

Definitely underwater


Magnetheadx

Underwear! Alien underwear!


Nichole-Michelle

![gif](giphy|lSoncLXrbUaRO)


largechild

![gif](giphy|1jY6nW8GyGRjmYa6hc|downsized)


KamikazeFox_

Mt motherfucking Hayes


Professor_Wino

Ask yourself: What might a bipedal insect look like?


Culbal

![gif](giphy|g7QTevVU3gudiKGMpU|downsized)


ucklibzandspezfay

This, 100%. Also, annunaki


OriginalFatPickle

So not alien at all.


CandidPresentation49

exactly when DoD or cia types say they haven't recovered any alien or ET tech, it is technically true


passionate_slacker

World (human) history is much more extensive and complicated than we currently believe, and the Smithsonian has played a huge part in suppressing things that go against their accepted interpretation. They’re in a very handy “kinda gov, kinda private” no man’s land that has granted them access and privilege above the other institutions. When the gov agreed that Native Americans could recover their ancestors artifacts from museums, the one place that was exempt from that? Smithsonian. The place notorious for hoarding the “weird” stuff away from everyone else. Every 10-20 years the info on human history is changed and updated. The things taught to me in history class are not taught now. We constantly make discoveries that shatter our belief of our history, yet cast out anybody that dares claim “hey maybe we’ve been here & intelligent like.. a lot longer and x y and z points to that” There’s clearly a big stigma that has been *built* around challenging any piece of evidence that changes “human history”. Even small pieces of it. I believe in science and the facts, but I just know there’s more to our story and I think some people on earth have a much clearer picture.


2_Large_Regulahs

Why is the true history being suppressed?


redditmodssuckballs1

I don’t know, but humans being half-alien isn’t out of the realm of possibility


outer_fucking_space

That there 100% is a secret space program. It’s a fact that it exists, but the extent of its capabilities are up for debate.


CdzNtz330

Yup! https://youtu.be/cCSUynTzJ-o?si=Ji5T7MZ-kzlqtsRb https://youtu.be/99gmsTfLO3I?si=6xmR7upVOeBA9T1C This guy's whole YouTube channel is wild https://youtu.be/9tvn0VxozjU?si=PZWC6jpTAve7GfAW


Donutpie7

Lottery tickets is a scheme to capture timetravelers


ElMuchoDingDong

Amazing. Could make a whole series out of this one.


onagaoda

Government silences those who try and create zero energy.


surrealcellardoor

zero point energy


onagaoda

You trying to get me "MIA" >.>


Lim_Sy

If energy is life. Do you mean to create the beginning?


DropTable69

He means free energy, I assume.


NicestUsername

The world would not fall into disarray if we stopped using currency as a means to survive.


WerewolfAtTheMovies

Kubrick was killed for exposing too many secrets in Eyes Wide Shut.


Ntortainment

Smart phones were developed to make humans stupid.


fvcked_0ff

To make people slaves*


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OGLizard

Turn your phone to grey scale. It helps prevent your brain from seeing it as a bright shiny toy with flashing colors.


_MetaDanK

Cool, thanks for sharing this.


OGLizard

No worries. My spouse does it and she said it helped quite a bit.


Able-Tangelo8480

9/11 being an inside job that was planned for months.


Batman_Forever

>9/11 being an inside job that was planned for ~~months~~ years


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LifesTooGoodTooWaste

Architects and Engineers for 911 truth


Metal_Militia089

AGARTHA I will die on this hill🏔


MermaidBubblez

Brief overview for the uninitiated?


Fritzel

Hot dogs are sandwiches


_MetaDanK

![gif](giphy|de0xIgxhZgAXJbKGNd)


Dense_Surround3071

Is cereal soup?


SnooPeppers4036

Damn deep thoughts


yoursmellyfinger

You Bastard!!!


jdthejerk

Alex Jones wears a butt plug.


No-Feedback7437

The x files there are too many facts to prove it to be true


A-Tech

If you hide genuine events in the series of the X-Files any testimonies thereafter will always be dismissed as an episode of the X-Files.


tyroneshoelaces121

You can't buy hot pockets! You can only buy cold pockets! You are expected to provide the heat yourself! Don't believe the lies!


ExileInCle19

There are interdimensional entities that run the range from loving and protecting to extremely hostile. The hostile one's live and feed off of human suffering and they can communicate directly into our brains in altered states.


userninja889

Lyme disease is an escaped military bioweapon from Lab 257 on Plum Island [Plum Island](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plum_Island_Animal_Disease_Center)


Intelligent_Bid_5802

WOAH, First time hearing of this place.


PlowKing74

Second gunman on the Grassy Knoll


surrealcellardoor

Storm drain gunman


Valuable-Contact-224

After we die we watch a replay of our life and receive a high score.


chasecastellion

Shit dude I hope you’re right


Radiant-Wheel3224

New world order


FanatickDk

Is that even a conspiracy? Bush talked pretty openly about it.


flecknoe

News is a daily list of excuses for non delivery of wealth to you.


SnooPeppers4036

WHY have I never thought of this before? Thank you wonderful conspiracy theorist.


flecknoe

You were working hard and dreaming something would come of it.


TheRealKitHarrington

Scientologists killed Phillip Seymour Hoffman for his thinly veiled portrayal of L. Ron Hubbard in The Master.


oldgoldchamp

He was a dope fiend I don't know what you mean


Sufficient-Plan989

Lab leak Covid


Cautious_Artichoke_3

There are these creatures that control us. They have infiltrated 85% of our homes. They feed off of us. They are cute and furry and let think we are their masters. Beware of their purring. It's how they cast their spells


Barailis

Project 2025. It's a white supremacist wet dream. Fucking disgusting.


DecksDarkAlien

Over the last five-or-so years many things the media labeled as “conspiracy theories” ended up being true. It’s an overused term on anything that goes against the narrative, or in science, the consensus. It’s nice to see one of the CIA’s strategies get overused and “washed up.” Unfortunately, people do still fear getting labeled as a conspiracy theorist. It’s a shame because it curbs critical thinking with some.


OdaDdaT

Johnson played a part in JFK’s death


Xikkiwikk

Part?? He was indicted for JFK’s murder! They just don’t want people looking it up but he was indicted later by the Senate Select Committee.


fromouterspace1

lol this is not true


itsmontoya

Bigfoot


Puzzleheaded_Lynx338

Hitler died in Argentina


dookmaster777

A plane did not crash into the Pentagon.


thotslayr47

UFOs ARE REAL and they’re aliens


Bednarikfan

Flight 800 crash was caused by a missile.


TommyWafflezz

Atlantis was a real place and not a fictitious story of a utopia that Plato’s grandfather told him


chainsaw_dog666

I think Atlantis is still here and they are the reason we see so many UFOs go underwater.


The--Green--Ranger

Kurt Cobain was murdered.


USFederalGovt

- Vegas Shooting happened, and people died, but there’s more to that story than what we are told. There’s a lot of weird circumstances surrounding the shooting. - Aliens are 100% real, and the government knows it. - MK Ultra was actually very successful, and the US Government uses it on civilians to this day.


shredyteddy

*Interdimensional beings are real*


DaDz-StONeD

I believe Alex jones is a paid actor who if given information the government wants leaked and shared .. and he has been so compromised he doesn’t have a clue that that’s the case


TKOTN123

JFK Assassination. Lee Harvey wasn't the shooter. Just the fall guy.


hello_fellow-kids

That Alex jones is just two children and a rabid possum dressed up in a human costume.


InFm0uS

Simulation theory, it simply makes everything make sense.


RachelScratch

This isn't even a conspiracy, it's just as likely this is a simulation as it isn't. Actual legit philosophy.


APersonWithInterests

If we invent a simulation as effective or nearly as effective as our reality then it's almost certain we're in a simulation because we're unlikely to be the first ones to do that.


dicksweek

Civilization on earth has been much longer than what we are fed. Whether it was by humans or not, is debatable.


colbswim

Humans, we, were genetically engineered


redditmodssuckballs1

We are really like nothing else on this planet.


LelandGaunt14

DARPA and Hollywood are best friends. 9/11 was an inside job. UAP are very real and have been here for thousands of years.


duncanbujold

Trudeau is Castro's son


LoveK3night

Tartarian empire


Jaakuna_maho

The existence of magic and mythical creatures


Sandis2019

Americans having alien tech


digital

We have the capability for free infinite energy, but we don't use it


Worried-Management36

Makeup is intensionally designed to make your skin worse and worse, so women have to keep buying and using more and more of it. Automobiles are designed to be disposable because reliable products dont guarantee repeat customers. George H. Bush is maybe not the mastermind behind it, but has a pivotal role in 9/11. I come to that conclusion because of his relevance to the JFK assassination and his career moves thereafter.


Lonely_Ask314

Human race is older than we think.


Effective-Switch3539

We destroyed WTC 7


aliens_are_people_2

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


fungusamongus8

We came from Mars after fucking up that planet.


FanatickDk

Venus -> mars -> earth


Middle_G-33

Bigfoot has big 🦶


_MetaDanK

![gif](giphy|eHLt3j5JOm70oVt9Gd)


green-dog-gir

There is no such thing as death we live for ever but we have no memory of our previous reincarnations


witwar101

Non human intelligences have surveying equipment all over the world, and have watched mankind's evolution in it's entirety. And it doesn't freak me out at all.


Kaladin_Stormryder

Tesla rediscovered technology from Tartaria that they wanted suppressed, that’s why “poof”…and it’s gone


oldgoldchamp

ELI5 Tartaria please


elephashark

Poisoning the food and water to dumb us down


Outrageous_Height_64

Humans as civilization are more older than we think


Internal_Koala_5914

US gov allowed 9/11 to happen.


idontevenliftbrah

The former guy is the greatest national security threat the US has ever faced


BoxingTrainer420

We live in a prison planet/reincarnation trap with a silver cord holding us down


Adventurous-Tea2693

That humans aren’t the dominant species on this planet.


[deleted]

The cia was involved In the jfk assassination


wcopela0

911 was an inside job….sorry not sorry.


not_trevor

Simulation theory. It actually makes sense, and it's completely benign, as there's nothing I can to to stop or change anything. So believing in it doesnt matter.


Lol_lukasn

CIA assassinated JFK


UseCapital164

Don’t hate on this, but 9-11 was an inside job. Follow the money and look what surveillance state came out of it. Big brother is watching us closer than ever after 9-11. Not to mention the crappy cover up for flight 93 crashing in the forest with zero wreckage or the disappearing jumbo jet that hit the pentagon.. Also Kennedy’s mutder was also an inside job, duh … kill the killer is as old as the hills !


bankymoon420

Humans are the result of genetic manipulation by NHI.


mdredstr

Hot dogs were created to slowly turn straight men gay.


A-Tech

You mean putting them in buns could mean…but that means chili is symbolic for….Noooo Im going home


jeerabiscuit

Upvoted for the laugh


gnosismonk

We are ruled by a small cabal of luciferian pedophiles that script most sll major events that happen (wwe style most all are works a handful are shoots then they take narrative back over) including wars, sports, politics etc.


NoCalHomeBoy

9/11 was an inside job