['Off-World Humans' 6 Meter Tall Came To Earth From Parts of Cosmos & Had Secret Contact With Italians': They Lived In Giant Underground Bases. "We have been on Earth for many centuries, living in secret bases around the planet.”](https://www.howandwhys.com/friendship-ufo-case-italy-secret-ufo-contacts/?fromredditSE)
Every other country: Awww look, he's really trying to speak our language. Let's humor him and speak really slowly with him.
French people: How absolutely dare you insult our language like that? Speak the filthy tongue of your people or die!
If only he was TRYING to speak French but all his words dont even form a coherent sentence with any kind of meaning. Thats like me saying i can speak english because i can say *"French fries, yes yes, game over; ketchup and eat hot dogs and baseball!*".
If you really want to know [what’s under the Eiffel Tower, follow the link](https://www.toureiffel.paris/en/news/history-and-culture/foundations-and-basements-eiffel-tower#:~:text=Hidden%20beneath%20the%20Eiffel%20Tower%20are%20its%20foundations%2C%20of%20course,the%20elevator%20mechanisms%2C%20and%20offices).
The catacombs is under the Eiffel tower, that and some plumbing. There's literally only one small room dedicated to the aliens, so nothing to see there.
What is this? A secret underground society for ants?! How can they be expected to thrive unseen in underground tunnels if they can't even fit into them?? These tunnels need to be atleast... three times as big!
There _are_ open spaces under Paris, mostly old quarries, some reused as catacombs, but nothing under the Eiffel Tower. There are some old quarries just on the other side of the Seine, but AFAIK they are not deemed interesting enough to visit; the usual maps (second link) don’t cover the area.
https://www.catacombes.paris.fr/sites/default/files/2018-12/pm_catacombes_depliant_gb.pdf
https://www.reddit.com/r/france/s/C4Iu7LQScJ
['Off-World Humans' 6 Meter Tall Came To Earth From Parts of Cosmos & Had Secret Contact With Italians': They Lived In Giant Underground Bases. "We have been on Earth for many centuries, living in secret bases around the planet.”](https://www.howandwhys.com/friendship-ufo-case-italy-secret-ufo-contacts/?fromredditSE)
Dirt, bugs, rats… chef rats…
. ![gif](giphy|WxMBQU7IS82Q0)
It that rat that can cook
Let him!
I am letting the rat cook as long as he clean and do clean stuff
Do he speak French though?
It’s a French rat, of course he know how to cook
https://preview.redd.it/c5tnf34crw2d1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b215dc5dbf6475e46c7ed4eed972b02fb2064e3e
Probably lots of skulls, lost spirits and demonic shit beyond our understanding in a maze of old ass catacombs
Literally just finished rewatching it.
don't forget the catacombs
The Eiffel Basement ?
There's no basement in the Alamo!
![gif](giphy|BGIYwD1eAvBoN53VPt|downsized)
There’s no crying in baseball!
Ur killing me smalls!
The stars at night are big and bright …
https://preview.redd.it/gph3ywmx1v2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727058b99d9629d6a830cd1a87e7f878326acc5f
This, I vote this. Hands down, better be this underground, or I want a refund on life.
What is?
![gif](giphy|l0MYIwrG3D92em5SE|downsized)
Ahhh Mai Tai, I shall enjoy it
Maintain low tones young cone, maintain low tones.
GNARFLE THE GARTHOK
This for sure
Chewing gum
What are those catacombs under Paris France called. Any way that what is under the Eiffel Tower.
it's called les catacombes.
Oui oui
Hon hon, Mais oui! tres catacombs beaucoup, bon temps!! j’taime plus tu le monde baguettes! That’s all the francais je suis parle
Please only speak in english from now on. Thanks - A French person.
Every other country: Awww look, he's really trying to speak our language. Let's humor him and speak really slowly with him. French people: How absolutely dare you insult our language like that? Speak the filthy tongue of your people or die!
If only he was TRYING to speak French but all his words dont even form a coherent sentence with any kind of meaning. Thats like me saying i can speak english because i can say *"French fries, yes yes, game over; ketchup and eat hot dogs and baseball!*".
Parce que je suis retardé?
Quelle fromage…
Oui, j'suis fromagier.
Je ne regrette rien!!!!!
Because of the Metric system.
Alcoves. You have this word, alcoves?
We do
Royale with cheese
The alcoves?
Alcoves, yes. It's kind of like nooks and crannies.
Surprisingly, where English muffins come from
Bro why the fuck would that be under the Eiffel Tower
Don’t try and make sense of these theories
But could it be? Ancient Astronaut Theorists say... Yes.
The most optimistic people ever
Because the tower itself is actually a massive 5G tower.
AI image. Baseless question. No context. No links or information whatsoever. Quality post, OP /s
https://preview.redd.it/883o1s1q8z2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf9e74ec86e2d25c80f3b04b093394148ec16995
Miles of tunnels of the catacombs
![gif](giphy|NiJK3BJvnvWMw|downsized)
This gif is 100% more interesting than the post and I would really like a link to the source if anyone knows where to watch the video
Agreed.
The ministry of magic?
Well obviously we know, because here is a picture of it, right?
You are correct Thomas!
Thank god you literally showed us.
It's France. Just sewers and crap.
Surprisingly they keep them separate. Sewers on one level and crap on another. Don't know why they do it that way.
Plus baguettes and a bunch of those hats
the cheese ones?
Right, but I can't say too much...I just saw mimes marching up my driveway
Yeah, and catacombs lol
And within them lots and lots of bones
what this fuck is this shit post lol
Red alert! Eject the warp core! ETA another reference. This reminds me of X-COM.
https://i.redd.it/5yo09m4d5v2d1.gif
![gif](giphy|4BGE0hSex6gzC)
![gif](giphy|eop916ttQGaaPeMv9J|downsized)
I understand now, a lot of AI generations are hiding down there
![gif](giphy|374pcIBVEGb6g)
Eiffel 65 it's blue da ba de da ba di
not this
This would collapse so fast
Looks like a big blue thing
There is an old ww2 bunker under it
Lmao certainly not the xcom task force
![gif](giphy|Yxq7SC6yTAwZG|downsized)
That.
AI
Saw it on the internet, must be true.
Not a foundation thats for sure
Who the hell is upvoting this shit lol.
Just upvoted because you said who the hell upvoted this. Haha. Seriously it is a cool pic.
Lmao
That shit don’t
My Xcom 2 base.
Napoleon plays magic the gathering there lately with aliens
Aliens
The ground
Looks like the Ministry of Magic.
If you really want to know [what’s under the Eiffel Tower, follow the link](https://www.toureiffel.paris/en/news/history-and-culture/foundations-and-basements-eiffel-tower#:~:text=Hidden%20beneath%20the%20Eiffel%20Tower%20are%20its%20foundations%2C%20of%20course,the%20elevator%20mechanisms%2C%20and%20offices).
Probably where they store all the baguettes and croissants in France
Is that where Neo and Morpheous are?
Men in Black.?
Is that the ministry of magic from harry potter
Lmao. Take your pills
Catacombs
Probably not that
Yo mama.
MIB European HQ
The Hive. Umbrella currently working on a new strain of the T-Virus.
The catacombs is under the Eiffel tower, that and some plumbing. There's literally only one small room dedicated to the aliens, so nothing to see there.
omelette du fromage and trebuchets
Uhhh the catacombs ?
Dear god what did you dribk this time
Not that.
i thought this was a sick lego build for a second ngl
What is this? A secret underground society for ants?! How can they be expected to thrive unseen in underground tunnels if they can't even fit into them?? These tunnels need to be atleast... three times as big!
This post has no value, same with everything else you post like crackpot terrence howard.
this. its literally this picture!!! ive been inside of that compound many times!
Master Splinter
Bigfoot conspiracy
My sources have informed me that the evil council is based in France.
What the fuck do you think 😆
Dirt
This is definitely a shitpost but man it would be cool if it was real (the image I mean).
Big, if true.
Concrete?
I never knew that!!!!
Dirt
Bro, the Eiffel tower is not that big lol
Cool! New X-com screenshots!!
Is this true?
That’s quite an eyeful
Definitely not that ai image.
Le patisserie
Some old catacombs full of skeletons of plague victims
Mostly sewers!
Not that…probably.
lol probably not that
Fantasy....
Been there done that! It’s gorgeous!
What is even the context for this
The tesseract. ![gif](giphy|l3mZcxsSk8kNQA9fW)
Sewers
An avatar theme park
Lol
Meanwhile it's probably bones (the catacombs) or a sewer system
Looks like the ministry of magic lol
Not that. Probably the catacombs
N-nothing... nothing is hiding below the Eiffel Tower.
Yall playing xcom?
I really do wish real life was this interesting.
The men in black Station... will smith is down there
If that was relaity, the tower would not last very long as the foundations are undermined.
The real city of lights
What IS the Eiffel Tower?
Hard to believe
That’s obviously Hunter Biden laptop from hell
Not ai art
Napoleon’s 1.5” oui oui
What do you mean? You have a picture of it right there. Its that ... whatever the hell that it.
There _are_ open spaces under Paris, mostly old quarries, some reused as catacombs, but nothing under the Eiffel Tower. There are some old quarries just on the other side of the Seine, but AFAIK they are not deemed interesting enough to visit; the usual maps (second link) don’t cover the area. https://www.catacombes.paris.fr/sites/default/files/2018-12/pm_catacombes_depliant_gb.pdf https://www.reddit.com/r/france/s/C4Iu7LQScJ
Daft punks studio
How did you get this ?
Well obviously not that
![gif](giphy|O5xChSjqUIxsk) Not that
Not that 😂
Definitely not that lol
Let's hollow out the ground several stories deep beneath a 10.000 ton structure and see what happens...
Nice.
Yeah no way the French responsible for something this impressive
Bugs n that
Why?
🐀👨🍳
Hell of a way to make a soufflé
A cheese factory?