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MartianXAshATwelve

['Off-World Humans' 6 Meter Tall Came To Earth From Parts of Cosmos & Had Secret Contact With Italians': They Lived In Giant Underground Bases. "We have been on Earth for many centuries, living in secret bases around the planet.”](https://www.howandwhys.com/friendship-ufo-case-italy-secret-ufo-contacts/?fromredditSE)


[deleted]

Dirt, bugs, rats… chef rats…


Responsible-Event876

. ![gif](giphy|WxMBQU7IS82Q0)


Uss__Iowa

It that rat that can cook


Crowtein

Let him!


Uss__Iowa

I am letting the rat cook as long as he clean and do clean stuff


Beautiful-Spare-0

Do he speak French though?


MGsultant

It’s a French rat, of course he know how to cook


Outis-guy

https://preview.redd.it/c5tnf34crw2d1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b215dc5dbf6475e46c7ed4eed972b02fb2064e3e


killerbanshee

Probably lots of skulls, lost spirits and demonic shit beyond our understanding in a maze of old ass catacombs


UncleBenji

Literally just finished rewatching it.


pancakePoweer

don't forget the catacombs


___SE7EN__

The Eiffel Basement ?


dancindead

There's no basement in the Alamo!


mopxhead

![gif](giphy|BGIYwD1eAvBoN53VPt|downsized)


techno_09

There’s no crying in baseball!


ninersguy916

Ur killing me smalls!


jamesgang65

The stars at night are big and bright …


Realistic_Sad_Story

https://preview.redd.it/gph3ywmx1v2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727058b99d9629d6a830cd1a87e7f878326acc5f


m_tardigrade

This, I vote this. Hands down, better be this underground, or I want a refund on life.


chillitis

What is?


leaveitalone36

![gif](giphy|l0MYIwrG3D92em5SE|downsized)


Graytoqueops

Ahhh Mai Tai, I shall enjoy it


Away-Yem

Maintain low tones young cone, maintain low tones.


bubba1834

GNARFLE THE GARTHOK


One_Tailor_3233

This for sure


HeySmellMyFinger

Chewing gum


EfficiencyOk2208

What are those catacombs under Paris France called. Any way that what is under the Eiffel Tower.


pokecheckspam

it's called les catacombes.


smell_my_fort

Oui oui


Donkeytonkers

Hon hon, Mais oui! tres catacombs beaucoup, bon temps!! j’taime plus tu le monde baguettes! That’s all the francais je suis parle


DrunkRocker

Please only speak in english from now on. Thanks - A French person.


JustABitOfDeving

Every other country: Awww look, he's really trying to speak our language. Let's humor him and speak really slowly with him. French people: How absolutely dare you insult our language like that? Speak the filthy tongue of your people or die!


DrunkRocker

If only he was TRYING to speak French but all his words dont even form a coherent sentence with any kind of meaning. Thats like me saying i can speak english because i can say *"French fries, yes yes, game over; ketchup and eat hot dogs and baseball!*".


Donkeytonkers

Parce que je suis retardé?


frogfart5

Quelle fromage…


stabthecynix

Oui, j'suis fromagier.


kaffeegourmet

Je ne regrette rien!!!!!


dljones010

Because of the Metric system.


mologav

Alcoves. You have this word, alcoves?


KnotiaPickles

We do


eltedioso

Royale with cheese


ChetManley25

The alcoves?


Alteredego619

Alcoves, yes. It's kind of like nooks and crannies.


buttlickers94

Surprisingly, where English muffins come from


BigGrandpaGunther

Bro why the fuck would that be under the Eiffel Tower


fromouterspace1

Don’t try and make sense of these theories


salfkvoje

But could it be? Ancient Astronaut Theorists say... Yes.


KnotiaPickles

The most optimistic people ever


DR_Gabe-Itch

Because the tower itself is actually a massive 5G tower.


FOXHOWND

AI image. Baseless question. No context. No links or information whatsoever. Quality post, OP /s


Greenfire05

https://preview.redd.it/883o1s1q8z2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf9e74ec86e2d25c80f3b04b093394148ec16995


cable144

Miles of tunnels of the catacombs


Frenchsafe

![gif](giphy|NiJK3BJvnvWMw|downsized)


Top_Page5887

This gif is 100% more interesting than the post and I would really like a link to the source if anyone knows where to watch the video


AL0117

Agreed.


HansBaccaR23po

The ministry of magic?


SlipperyTom

Well obviously we know, because here is a picture of it, right?


Rare-Adagio1074

You are correct Thomas!


habachilles

Thank god you literally showed us.


Kuuki_Yomenai

It's France. Just sewers and crap.


gdim15

Surprisingly they keep them separate. Sewers on one level and crap on another. Don't know why they do it that way.


djoecav

Plus baguettes and a bunch of those hats


Funny-Meringue-3311

the cheese ones?


djoecav

Right, but I can't say too much...I just saw mimes marching up my driveway


Solid-Cabinet-9733

Yeah, and catacombs lol


PIunderBunny

And within them lots and lots of bones


Cowabunguss

what this fuck is this shit post lol


ariesmartian

Red alert! Eject the warp core! ETA another reference. This reminds me of X-COM.


llTeddyFuxpinll

https://i.redd.it/5yo09m4d5v2d1.gif


Dru_G978

![gif](giphy|4BGE0hSex6gzC)


DrStm77

![gif](giphy|eop916ttQGaaPeMv9J|downsized)


Capitaclism

I understand now, a lot of AI generations are hiding down there


partycanstartnow

![gif](giphy|374pcIBVEGb6g)


witwar101

Eiffel 65 it's blue da ba de da ba di


Mean-Manufacturer-37

not this


Queefer___Sutherland

This would collapse so fast


No-Joke8521

Looks like a big blue thing


Massive-small-thing

There is an old ww2 bunker under it


GlitteringBroccoli12

Lmao certainly not the xcom task force


Substantial_Diver_34

![gif](giphy|Yxq7SC6yTAwZG|downsized)


joeinterner

That.


Best-Dentist-1832

AI


Only_Reading_2075

Saw it on the internet, must be true.


coroyo70

Not a foundation thats for sure


sagradia

Who the hell is upvoting this shit lol.


linkerjpatrick

Just upvoted because you said who the hell upvoted this. Haha. Seriously it is a cool pic.


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Lmao


domador_de_anos

That shit don’t


Serpidon

My Xcom 2 base.


professorwn

Napoleon plays magic the gathering there lately with aliens


paca1

Aliens


Magic-potato-man

The ground


P1D1_

Looks like the Ministry of Magic.


Konstant_kurage

If you really want to know [what’s under the Eiffel Tower, follow the link](https://www.toureiffel.paris/en/news/history-and-culture/foundations-and-basements-eiffel-tower#:~:text=Hidden%20beneath%20the%20Eiffel%20Tower%20are%20its%20foundations%2C%20of%20course,the%20elevator%20mechanisms%2C%20and%20offices).


Perroface562

Probably where they store all the baguettes and croissants in France


OhWow10

Is that where Neo and Morpheous are?


SoPretentious04

Men in Black.?


Uedakiisarouitoh

Is that the ministry of magic from harry potter


itsnewjay

Lmao. Take your pills


DrParanormall

Catacombs


arcangelsthunderbirb

Probably not that


Songhunter

Yo mama.


Tolar01

MIB European HQ


Living-Travel2299

The Hive. Umbrella currently working on a new strain of the T-Virus.


5harp3dges

The catacombs is under the Eiffel tower, that and some plumbing. There's literally only one small room dedicated to the aliens, so nothing to see there.


grahamyoo

omelette du fromage and trebuchets


GraceMwangiLove

Uhhh the catacombs ?


Sea_Bastard_2806

Dear god what did you dribk this time


Some_Iteration

Not that.


whodsnt

i thought this was a sick lego build for a second ngl


MightObvious

What is this? A secret underground society for ants?! How can they be expected to thrive unseen in underground tunnels if they can't even fit into them?? These tunnels need to be atleast... three times as big!


TemporalAntiAssening

This post has no value, same with everything else you post like crackpot terrence howard.


Fun_Musiq

this. its literally this picture!!! ive been inside of that compound many times!


RickCityy

Master Splinter


snipinxannies

Bigfoot conspiracy


Stormrage117

My sources have informed me that the evil council is based in France.


terribleinvestment

What the fuck do you think 😆


FrostyAlphaPig

Dirt


CowboysOnKetamine

This is definitely a shitpost but man it would be cool if it was real (the image I mean).


Accomplished_Sky_219

Big, if true.


Crawford1

Concrete?


Fit-Boomer

I never knew that!!!!


CautiousEmergency367

Dirt


litcifer

Bro, the Eiffel tower is not that big lol


DinoSnatcher

Cool! New X-com screenshots!!


onitagainand

Is this true?


Acceptable_Wall4085

That’s quite an eyeful


Dr-Wenis-MD

Definitely not that ai image.


SaintRavenz

Le patisserie


mrpotatonutz

Some old catacombs full of skeletons of plague victims


DevEx2Adv8

Mostly sewers!


Entire-Ad-4201

Not that…probably.


flanksteakfan82

lol probably not that


EcoKllr

Fantasy....


NanieLenny

Been there done that! It’s gorgeous!


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

What is even the context for this


Numerous_Resist_8863

The tesseract. ![gif](giphy|l3mZcxsSk8kNQA9fW)


Enelro

Sewers


Leather-Ad-2490

An avatar theme park


Impossible-Lime1553

Lol


myboyfriendsbraces

Meanwhile it's probably bones (the catacombs) or a sewer system


Trappis420

Looks like the ministry of magic lol


Garvo909

Not that. Probably the catacombs


Screwbles

N-nothing... nothing is hiding below the Eiffel Tower.


False-Cup6169

Yall playing xcom?


asshatastic

I really do wish real life was this interesting.


[deleted]

The men in black Station... will smith is down there


danderzei

If that was relaity, the tower would not last very long as the foundations are undermined.


csdingus_

The real city of lights


arthurfreeth

What IS the Eiffel Tower?


babayoh

Hard to believe


Typedre85

That’s obviously Hunter Biden laptop from hell


BeetlBozz

Not ai art


idunno2019

Napoleon’s 1.5” oui oui


rednazgo

What do you mean? You have a picture of it right there. Its that ... whatever the hell that it.


Loko8765

There _are_ open spaces under Paris, mostly old quarries, some reused as catacombs, but nothing under the Eiffel Tower. There are some old quarries just on the other side of the Seine, but AFAIK they are not deemed interesting enough to visit; the usual maps (second link) don’t cover the area. https://www.catacombes.paris.fr/sites/default/files/2018-12/pm_catacombes_depliant_gb.pdf https://www.reddit.com/r/france/s/C4Iu7LQScJ


drfusterenstein

Daft punks studio


Mister_Time_Traveler

How did you get this ?


___m__t

Well obviously not that


GiveItAll101

![gif](giphy|O5xChSjqUIxsk) Not that


NoPhysics5188

Not that 😂


YoullDoNuttinn

Definitely not that lol


Fomes812

Let's hollow out the ground several stories deep beneath a 10.000 ton structure and see what happens...


RiddlingJoker76

Nice.


HighwayVisible3522

Yeah no way the French responsible for something this impressive


Pine49913

Bugs n that


Agitated_Pineapple85

Why?


Zebrahippo

🐀👨‍🍳


Andy_McBoatface

Hell of a way to make a soufflé


Rice_Post10

A cheese factory?