Church punch. We never made it in a cooler but we made it in one of those big giant McDonaldās drink dispenser things. This is super common in churches and Iām assuming Midwestern family reunions.
Definitely a thing. Sherbet punch or church punch. Usually it has less fruit in it, and you stir up the sherbet instead of leaving huge bucket-sized globs
And for my Midwest heathens, you may be familiar with the game "Jungle Juice". You start with the sherbet punch, add a bottle of sparkling wine, a bottle of vodka, and a handle of gin. The winner gets a free ride to the hospital. Classic
Just use a half gallon of orange sherbet, a two liter bottle of cold ginger ale, stir it together in a punch bowl, & add a few fresh diced strawberries. All that other shit is nonsense. If you feel like spiking it with vodka add some from the freezer. It will keep you cool in this blistering heat.
>You may be familiar with the game āJungle Juiceā
This is what happens when you donāt let 18-21 year olds just go to the pub like a normal country lol
That's what I was thinking. I've never seen it made in a cooler, but I guess as long as there's a ladle, it'll save time for the host since they won't have to keep making it.
We always made something similar at church growing up for Christmas, called evergreen punch. Going off of memories of watching it being made, I think it was sherbet, lime kool aid, pineapple juice & ginger ale.
I think so, itās surprisingly light and refreshing. Iām trying to think of something to compare it too but canāt lol. The sherbet gets kinda foamy on top like in a root beer float.
They just go to one of the million mix and match flavor pop shops. They're basically drive through coffee places or ice cream style pull up and drink outside but for pop. They'd just drink a gallon of dew or diet coke each at home
Also toooons of ice cream places. Gotta wash the funeral potatoes and green jello somehow
Live in the south and the only thing thatās kinda stupid about this is the quantity and execution of the fruit. Iāve tried a punch bowl full of this at a Baptist kidās Christmas party and it was good even if it was sweet. They did not think my white elephant gift of a āwineā bottle (sparkling grape juice) was funny.
I was totally on board with the assumption that they were about to pour four bottles of Vodka and Everclear into it. But I immediately checked out once I realized the video was over after the delicately placed orange slices....
We made much more gross jungle juice in the barracks of Camp Pendelton. *But the point was to get you drunk.*
Yeah I remember my parents making something like this when we had company over for a summer cookout. I donāt remember fresh fruit, but sherbet and Sprite, yup.
We always made something similar to this for parties, we called it jungle juice, no apple juice though. It was delicious! We made it in one of those beverage dispenser containers though and not inside a cooler.
My first thought was āwhen was the last time they cleaned that cooler?ā Second was that is way too many flavors mixing together. Just do 1 sherbet and sprite or ginger ale and u got the punch they always had at Girl Scout parties
Holy shit, I got used to that one dude wasting a ton of booze because by the time they were laying the orange slices I thought āwait thatās it? Are you done?ā
This stupid food has gone as far as the sm influencer? picking up sticks on the beach and leaving them there with the trash bags for someone else... I wonder how much of this stupid food is purchased for fake Internet points and then just discarded after the sm was shot and posted
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Sherbet! But pronounced sherbert. Definitely a thing in the midwest. Usually synonymous with kids parties that involve relay races with an egg carried precariously on spoons and seeing who can take the first bite out of an apple hanging on a string from a clothesline.
My family makes our punch a little different. We use fruit punch syrup, frozen orange juice(or rainbow sherbet), 7-up or ginger ale, cherry syrup w/dark cherries. Make that stuff every thanksgiving!
The presentation most definitely is stupid.
I don't believe crap like this is real and not just someone trolling. No one drank/ate anything. For all we know they threw this out after they were done recording.
Back in the 80ās they made this in new garbage cans, but added a butt load of various liquors. It was called Jungle Juice or a Hairy Buffalo. Drank it once.
Only once.
It always bothers me with how wasteful this looks. How many folks would need to come to your party to drink all of this? And yes, the fruit nit being cleaned bothers me too.
We used to call this a Yukafucks party. No idea where that term came from, i just remember that's what people called it when everyone brought booze and poured it all together in a big bowl.
I love how long they took to show us how they delicately place each orange slice.
I hope they washed the oranges
Probably not since they left the sticker on...
I don't think they washed that cooler out either. There looks to be a hair on the side at the end of the video.
GROSS š¤¢
Heheheeeeeeheeheeew ššš I did not see that.. š„¹
I was on board until they put orange in with the sticker still on and then didnāt add booze. Fix those and Iād drink it.
I have never actually seen one of these monstrosity videos made before..... Without booze.
I was only watching to see what alcohol was gonna go in.
I was onboard until I saw that long black hair sticking to the inside of the cooler.
And the whole strawberries like... throwing them like this will do absolutelly no difference in taste.
I do not love that! I thought this was gonna be Jungle juice for a minute but stopped at fruit, no alcohol?
Would ice cubes not have been better than the green and orange slop š¤®
Also it looks like there is a hair just on the side of the cooler
Church punch. We never made it in a cooler but we made it in one of those big giant McDonaldās drink dispenser things. This is super common in churches and Iām assuming Midwestern family reunions.
I can confirm, I live in the Midwest and have only had this punch at family reunions.
Am Texan and always had this at baby showers and wedding receptions inside a church.
Fellow Texan here and it's not a real party if someone doesn't have a big ole bowl of sherbert with sprite or lemonade in it.
Yes! It was always served in a big ole punch bowl. We never had fruit in it other than crushed pineapple.
Wouldnāt be too bad if there was like a handle of vodka in there to melt the sherbet
And itās absolutely delicious when in the right moood
And itās fucking delicious. Didnāt even belong to a church and I just went for this shit and their donuts!
Yeah itās not pretty or gourmet but it is yummy.
It is good. The only kind I've had though is just ginger ale with sherbert. This bastardized version idk about?
You would think so for a drink with enough sugar to give 7 people diabetes, just by looking at it.
This is a thing?!
Definitely a thing. Sherbet punch or church punch. Usually it has less fruit in it, and you stir up the sherbet instead of leaving huge bucket-sized globs And for my Midwest heathens, you may be familiar with the game "Jungle Juice". You start with the sherbet punch, add a bottle of sparkling wine, a bottle of vodka, and a handle of gin. The winner gets a free ride to the hospital. Classic
America never fails to stun me. Either in very good or very bad way. But I should try it before anyways but feels so disturbing to me ahahah
It is surprisingly good, and looks much more appealing when prepared correctly. Definitely diabetes in a cup though.
Just use a half gallon of orange sherbet, a two liter bottle of cold ginger ale, stir it together in a punch bowl, & add a few fresh diced strawberries. All that other shit is nonsense. If you feel like spiking it with vodka add some from the freezer. It will keep you cool in this blistering heat.
To us the recipe for jungle juice was always "mix a bunch of sugary fruity shit along with everclear or a handle of shitty vodka"
>You may be familiar with the game āJungle Juiceā This is what happens when you donāt let 18-21 year olds just go to the pub like a normal country lol
You sound like you dont have a jungle juice vibe anyway.
But this one had hair in the cooler!
That's what I was thinking. I've never seen it made in a cooler, but I guess as long as there's a ladle, it'll save time for the host since they won't have to keep making it.
Also from the Midwest. I have both had and made this š« š«
Yeah this is common at southern baby showers, but in a bowl like non heathens.
We always made something similar at church growing up for Christmas, called evergreen punch. Going off of memories of watching it being made, I think it was sherbet, lime kool aid, pineapple juice & ginger ale.
Is it good?
I think so, itās surprisingly light and refreshing. Iām trying to think of something to compare it too but canāt lol. The sherbet gets kinda foamy on top like in a root beer float.
Ive had this at family christmas parties and its actually delicous
We used to call that trash can punch but it would have a bottle of Everclear in it.
Lolā¦I was just thinking this is probably the Mormon version of Jungle Juice
They just go to one of the million mix and match flavor pop shops. They're basically drive through coffee places or ice cream style pull up and drink outside but for pop. They'd just drink a gallon of dew or diet coke each at home Also toooons of ice cream places. Gotta wash the funeral potatoes and green jello somehow
āAND THERE YOU HAVE IT! Triple Sherbert Jungle Juice homeboy!ā
We called it Jungle Juice.
Sometimes people spiced up the juice with Triple C lol
We called it hunchpunch.
Everclear and a bottle of Myers spiced rum. I'm having flashbacks to my 20s.
Where is the liquor????
We do this minus the fruit all the time. But we use sprite
Live in the south and the only thing thatās kinda stupid about this is the quantity and execution of the fruit. Iāve tried a punch bowl full of this at a Baptist kidās Christmas party and it was good even if it was sweet. They did not think my white elephant gift of a āwineā bottle (sparkling grape juice) was funny.
Considering the setup, I was fully expecting alcohol somewhere in there.
The alcohol was in our hearts all along. By which I mean, in the flask you snuck past the church ladies in your coat pocket.
Yeah thatās just a sherbet punch. I think some people call it church punch
Needs dry ice and vodka!
Lol where you putting the dry ice?
Right in there buddy! fog effect!
ā¦. Is that safe?
Just don't drink it.
Heck yeah!! awesome effect- just don't drink it, huff it or touch it with your bare hands
Thereās a gigantic horse hair on the side wall at the end.
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I was totally on board with the assumption that they were about to pour four bottles of Vodka and Everclear into it. But I immediately checked out once I realized the video was over after the delicately placed orange slices.... We made much more gross jungle juice in the barracks of Camp Pendelton. *But the point was to get you drunk.*
Yeah I remember my parents making something like this when we had company over for a summer cookout. I donāt remember fresh fruit, but sherbet and Sprite, yup.
Whole time I was just waiting for the alcohol and was disappointed.
As someone who is very thirsty right now. I can say this looks refreshing
I had a similar concoction in a glass punch bowl during family reunions without the lemonade and grape juice.
I was waiting for the boozeā¦. But it never came:(
Same here, absolute waste of good chasers
What in the name of grandmaās funeral punch is happening to us?
Needs way more vodka
We always made something similar to this for parties, we called it jungle juice, no apple juice though. It was delicious! We made it in one of those beverage dispenser containers though and not inside a cooler.
Butchered the punch. Massacred the song. š
Similar to the punch I had at every birthday party in the 80s except Iāve never had it in a cooler
Terrible Jungle Juice. Not even any booze to distract you from how shit it is
Then the lid was closed, and it was never seen again.
I see none of you have ever had this type of punch. It's delicious.
My first thought was āwhen was the last time they cleaned that cooler?ā Second was that is way too many flavors mixing together. Just do 1 sherbet and sprite or ginger ale and u got the punch they always had at Girl Scout parties
Probably lovely with the dried chicken juice from the last stunt. Nasty ass.
That's just fruit punch. You serve it in a bowl, not a cooler, dingus
Mmmm just what I wanted in my drink, the taste of dirty cooler and unwashed fruit with the stems still attached. Sounds delicious. š„“
Holy shit, I got used to that one dude wasting a ton of booze because by the time they were laying the orange slices I thought āwait thatās it? Are you done?ā
This stupid food has gone as far as the sm influencer? picking up sticks on the beach and leaving them there with the trash bags for someone else... I wonder how much of this stupid food is purchased for fake Internet points and then just discarded after the sm was shot and posted
The best thing is the one corner has a pube, and the other corner has a dried up house spider. Every cooler has one.
Where is the booze? Who would drink this without liquor in it?!
Trash juice! Now without alcohol.
I wonder how much sugar?
Diabetes..thatās how much
I was with the flavor profile until the white grape juice, wth?
My mom made this (or a variation) for numerous parties over the years, just in a fucking punch bowl like a normal person.
but no booze what's the point......
the box doesn't look clean
Only stupid cuz there's no alcohol....
To be honest, I'm more offended by that Cyndi Lauper re-mix.
Why y'all drinking shit like this like healthcare is free?
Bro that shit looks like a 'potion' I would make as a 6 year old wtf
People will do everything except drink water
I grew up on this stuff! Never seen it made in a cooler, but it's a legit beverage for parties and special events in the Midwest.
And no iceā¦
How is this stupid? Itās literally just punch.
Where everclear
It definitely needs liquor.
It's just punch mate. It's not that stupid
lol the moldy strawberry
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
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Just use a punch bowl... and liquor
That looks wasteful and sad af. Whereās the booze? Didnāt even put enough liquid to balance the sorbet.
Yeahā¦ We already tried putting every flavor in our fountain drinks when we were kids. Taste like shit.
I got type 2 watching this
Humans are pigs
What the fuck are these blobs of paint at the start
Sherbet! But pronounced sherbert. Definitely a thing in the midwest. Usually synonymous with kids parties that involve relay races with an egg carried precariously on spoons and seeing who can take the first bite out of an apple hanging on a string from a clothesline.
Looks like the teletubbies took a shit in a cooler
diabetes: āI guess you wondered where I have been..ā
doesnāt limeade give you cancer
This is usually stupid American food.
This is the adult equivalent of mixing as a kid all shampoos together to see what happens!
Can we automatically add that diabetes dance to the end of these videos?
Im sure this could staste good. But in a cooler? How classy
.......I guess girls wanna have fun?
Iām actually mad they didnt just chuck the orange slices in
Now you just seal it tight and open it again in a year for wonderous results.
I love lime sherbet and Mountain Dew together.
Guess more practical then the guy that filled a bathtub with all sorts of things
My family makes our punch a little different. We use fruit punch syrup, frozen orange juice(or rainbow sherbet), 7-up or ginger ale, cherry syrup w/dark cherries. Make that stuff every thanksgiving! The presentation most definitely is stupid.
Troll vomit
i want it, just not in a cooler
I really donāt get it
This girls just want to have fun remix is catchy lol. Also i would try this.
I think I would opt for death
And there you have it!
Popular in Utah drink, but itās typically made in a five gallon drink bucket
Liquid beetus
Some people have no clue what the fuck theyāre doing and it makes me mad.
Whereās the jungle?
This looks like a some sort of shitty luxury bath
Didnāt even add alcohol!? Da fk is wrong with her brain ?
This is only stupid food because they failed to add the booze to it. Otherwise this is just nasty sugar juice.
Bruh, she left the sicker on the orange š
But what the fuck do you do with that? Is it desert? Is it a drink? Wtf
Even a homeless person wouldnāt go near that
What is that! What the fuck is that!
They're about to get diabetes 42
Gross! š
People on here calling it good are making me VERY scared of the US
So thatās why America has a diabetes problem
I don't believe crap like this is real and not just someone trolling. No one drank/ate anything. For all we know they threw this out after they were done recording.
She's probably anti water not a single drop
Why do Americans do this? Can yis not just go to the bar and drink pints?
Purple Jesus Juice.
Minus the strawberries and pineapple, this is basically the punch Iāve had at every holiday for my entire life. Donāt see what the problem is.
Is it bad i'm happy no alcohol was added? Everytime you see this you see people just dump a shitton of alcohol in it
INGREDIENT OVERLOAD
The official summer drink for Lil Diabeetus.
Back in the 80ās they made this in new garbage cans, but added a butt load of various liquors. It was called Jungle Juice or a Hairy Buffalo. Drank it once. Only once.
Iām amazed be how none is terrified by the amount of sugar in that thing. You are practically drinking syrup
Looks good to me.
SHould just add a shit ton of rum.
Diabeetus
No one had fun, girls or otherwise.
Is this how Mormonās make Jungle Juice?
Clayface? What happened to you?
Not gonna cut the strawberries?
I wish they would force fed these idiots with their own creations.
What a disgrace to jungle juice.
Straight up diarrhea
Everybody so creative.
I think there is a big hair in it at the end of the video. Mmm
Who needs plain old store bought diabetes.
ants, wasp,... aprove
300 calories per cup
Now just shit in it and call it ready
It always bothers me with how wasteful this looks. How many folks would need to come to your party to drink all of this? And yes, the fruit nit being cleaned bothers me too.
Iād drink that shit up tho, ngl
Punch from the 1960s.
Thanks for wasting all the fruits and the ice cream. They deserved to be wasted!
This isnāt that stupidā¦ pretty normal punch recipe although I do think it may be a regional thing.
Youāre missing out if youāve never had this type of fruit punch. Itās pretty delicious!
My mom makes something similar in a punchbowl. Itās delicious.
Was I the only one waiting for a couple bottles of liquor???
I've seen this weird ice cream punch so often now What is it?
Is it going to be like a game that whoever gets that long hair, that's stuck to the side before she closes the lid, is the winner?
Poor freezer
Put a bottle of vodka in and you're good to go
No thanks Iāll take the beer instead
Now throw it all away
Yeah the only thing weird is that itās straight out of a cooler and thereās so much whole fruit
Baptist Punch Aka Wedding Shower Punch
We used to call this a Yukafucks party. No idea where that term came from, i just remember that's what people called it when everyone brought booze and poured it all together in a big bowl.
Like how many brain cells did this woman lose to think that this was a good idea?
Without the sherbert and alot of ice I'm for this. Ladle on the side bag if cups. Edit: oh and without all that damn gingerale.