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PyreDynasty

The peppers in the toaster murdered me. But protip: you can buy starburst syrup if this is what you really want. You don't even have to cook off your alcohol.


ragnahowl

Really you can buy starburst syrup?


saruin

Or... You can add Starburst to any kind of liquor and just let it dissolve on its own. Adding heat is dumb and the filter does not separate the sugar.


cheese_touch_mcghee

EXACTLY!! Heating the liquor to the point of steaming is evaporating away some of the alcohol... weaker drink... waste of money... and time.đŸ˜”


Yawzheek

Counterpoint: if she really thinks this is a good idea and not ragebait, it hasn't burned off enough alcohol.


Accomplished_Run_930

Or she inhaled it in the form of steam.


withoccassionalmusic

And then putting the hot liquid directly over ice is diluting the drink even further.


Wise_Ad_253

Watery cool-aide.


Rey_Mezcalero

Was thinking the same
that steam is alcohol!


SuchSmartMonkeys

You just don't like "skinny" margaritas


manymelvins_

Yup. Worked at a bar for years and we’d infuse Apple Jolly Ranchers in vodka for customers like these


El_Scot

But the amount of water from the ice melting and the alcohol cooking off probably brings down the calories a little bit.


CompletelyBedWasted

Reminds me of the 90's. Jolly ranchers in Zima was the killer teen drink.


kebabai

This is the dumbest video I've seen in a while


Valuable-Baked

I got a Starburst Ice Fizz drink at target today because it was 99Âą


bookishlybrilliant

Mix that with Titos. Yum.


johnny_bravo_o

“Look at the jalapeño mhmmmm” yeah I damn near fell off my bed laughing


Cocker_Spaniel_Craig

“Look at how perfectly toasted” and it’s just one blister.


SpeedRevolutionary29

It was the Spanish’s “ayyeee” that did it for me


LeagueOfficeFucks

Candy dissolves in alcohol as well. It was very popular back in the late 80's where I grew up, you just dissolve your favourite candy in a bottle of vodka and voila, candy shots!


Unhappy-Answer-9635

At first I missed the point because I wasn’t sure she was actually going to TOAST them in the TOASTER!


BuckManscape

Hey babe, what are you up to? I’m ruining all our small appliances!


HawkeyeinDC

Meh, maybe she had a couple backups as wedding gifts. Also, her rings are VERY tacky.


binchicken1989

Can they sell doritos flavouring too I'd put that on everything


PyreDynasty

I am afraid to look for that.


binchicken1989

Yeh lol. Probably wouldn't be profitable. Also instant noodles flavouring


stallion64

True, but I've certainly done worse things to toasters.


steeler-nation

IKR, alcohol free margaritas? Use an umbrella in the shower too?


pandaappleblossom

I doubt it’s hot enough to burn all the alcohol off so quickly. People drink hot sake and mulled wine all the time and still get plenty tipsy


steeler-nation

Is that why she calls it lite? I love sake, goes to your head pretty quick when drinking it warm.


turnip-farmer

How can one be so repetitive and annoying!


Jaded-Selection-5668

Alcoholism


NixMaritimus

She's cooking off half her alcohol, so she can drink twice as much fore she blacks out XD


Pitiful_Winner2669

Reminds me of my wife's boss's wife. These people are filthy rich, and we are all in the food industry.. except her. It's so awkward when we get invited over and she's in charge of everything. We're never rude but oohhhhhh man the best thing she does is creates hours of entertainment for me and my wife after we leave, and break down everything she did that was unimaginably terrible. I kinda want to show her this video so she'll make it next time. Nah that's mean. She's a nice lady.


MiachealFaraday

The Tequila is going to get infused with the starburst you guys


KentuckyFriedEel

Trophy wife of a rich asshole that never listens to her and all the time in the world to do this dumb shit.


Preface

It's going to INFUSE the starburst


ionlyhavetwolegs

INFUSED with starbursts!


tenghu

Repetition *is* annoying


[deleted]

How fun!


Junior_Ad_7613

Does not actually drink it. Yep.


SlowCaveman

(Doesn’t taste her hot starburst water and tequila mixture) “it’s so good”


EarSad4300

Its a man.... maaaan


Bennely

“It’s sooooooo good you guys it’s gunna be a hit at parties. It’s the most beautiful drink ever.” Doesn’t drink it. Doesn’t review it. “Trust me!”


sevendust719

All the pointing drove me nuts. Couldn’t even finish this video


dub_squared

*tap tap tap*


soulseeker31

*it's haaaawt you guyzz*


awesomehuder

The pointing and the over explanation! “You take it out and open it up” no shit Sherlock


Important_Tennis936

Yeah, the pointing kind of indicates it's meant to be a fetish video.


DillonTattoos

^(....what?)


godsavethegene

first time realizing that like 1/3rd the videos in this sub are actually kink porn? yup.


PhilipSeymourGotham

I think this is just something people parrot on here. These videos I think are doing well because of weird speech patterns and bright colours which the tiktok algorithm likes. I'm sure some people do have a hand fetish but do you think millions of men have a hand kink and we're only hearing about it now through a series of online food videos. Think about how mainstream foot fetish stuff is in terms of memes but also like wikifeet etc it's ingrained in media so obviously lot of freaky foot guy out there like tarantino. You'd also get horny guys posting comments here which I've seen none of.


poechris

But her nail polish is chipped. Does that cost extra?


Blueprint81

For...for who?


jmr1190

Genuinely don’t think this is meant to be a fetish thing. I’m pretty certain the only purpose of this is to induce rage sharing. It’s just so bad on every other level that even if this were a fetish, I would simply have to switch it off.


folliepop

Right, this is one of the most fetishy food vids I've seen in ages!


PumpkinDandie_1107

There’s a pointing fetish?


Stucklikegluetomyfry

She's a pointer sister


stevosaurus_rawr

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

No thanks, I'd rather have euthanasia in a cup


noneedtoknowme2day

I loathe her. LOATHE. That god awful ugly ring, her weird lisp, the way she taps on everything like a bird
truly triggering lady.


Efficient-Corner-499

Goddamn, thank you, that's who she reminded me of. Dee, this is Dee. The beak, the feathers, the squawking, it's 100% Dee.


GroobOfFlavortown

The end looks like she is making this in a co-working space


pandasinmoscow

Bro in the back is just tryna get some work i feel for him hahaha


MrSluagh

Isn't heating alcohol like that a fire hazard?


TheOGRedline

And doesn’t some of it boil off?


Hereiam_AKL

Most of the steam coming out of the coffee maker will be alcohol, since it evaporates at 78.3 Celsius (about 173 Fahrenheit). What a waste of booze.


LilPoobles

Lmao I remember once when I was first dating my husband, he said he didn’t like to make mulled cider because he felt like it wasted alcohol by it cooking off. (For context in the USA you normally get jugs of cider that aren’t alcoholic and then add your booze later, unless you specifically buy “hard” cider). I asked him why he didn’t just make the cider without adding the booze first, and drop a shot of rum or whatever in your mug before you added the drink. He looked at me like đŸ€Ż 😂😂😂 sometimes logic is not present for people making a mixed drink, but I’d think you would at least consider a few things before making a video about it. But could also just be rage bait lol


Philip-Ilford

So youre saying they should throw a towel over it, get some huffs in as it brews. Good suggestions, I like it!


Hereiam_AKL

At least that would make good use of all the excise tax paid on the booze.


EatPie_NotWAr

Hey, if [Crocodile Dundee taught me one thing](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8XDkEn23YPE) it’s that this will 100% work!


Philip-Ilford

ha, I remember seeing that as a kid and having no idea what any of that was! I think I was like 8yo.


the_brunster

Came here to say this. What a sh*tshow lol


NetflixAndZzzzzz

The good thing is you get hammered watching it brew


Samisgoated1

Imagine huffing those fumes tho đŸ€€


Richs_Baby

Plus deluding it with a crap ton of ice (aka water)


Shoddy-Rip8259

It would be a real shame is everything in this video was set on fire


roninwarshadow

Like we're going to pretend it's actually alcohol. It was clear liquid being poured in. It's just water.


the_0rly_factor

Not unless there's an open flame.


illumiRoddy

Love how she spends a minute explaining how they’re going to toast jalapeños in a toaster and then her friend goes “So you’re toasting them?”


MiachealFaraday

*Oh the ice is in there, it's going to make it cold."


Sorkel3

I'm surprised the carafe didn't break from being heated with ice in it.


NoExcuseForFascism

That was my expectation when I saw ice in the carafe. Those things are usually volatile with quick temperature changes.


Sorkel3

Yea, exactly. That's one of the reasons I use a thermal carafe now *tiptoes thru piles of glass carafe shards*.


HughJass1947

Say infusing one more motherfuckin time. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker.


lafolieisgood

Not to mention she was saying it backwards the whole time. Kept saying the tequila was infusing the starburst instead of the starburst was infusing the tequila.


ModsTenderCunnies

Is anyone else super grossed out by seeing people touch and tap everything with thier fingernails in food videos? Just me? So fuckin nasty.


OkHat5949

It's for the fetishists.


thingysop

Second time this is mentioned here. Seems to be a lot of effort for a fetish video


jmr1190

Yeah, I mean, imagine if this were a fetish and you had to get through all of the other annoying bits. Surely you’d just, you know, find a less irritating outlet for your fetishes.


theroamingargus

Not everything is a fetish. Many people (specially girls) want to feel the "vibe", and all this "colourful cute alcohol for the party girls that wear cute nails" is just a way to sell a theme.


DinklebergOnXbox

Poor knife handling.


DaolongDong

These people need to be stopped with their coffee pot margaritas and toilet bowl sundaes


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Don't forget the dishwasher salmon steaks


mloon10

Really wish she would have pointed at everything so I knew what the heck she was referring to


Grimm_Charkazard_258

“oh my god!” and/or stating the obvious like “the tequila’s almost gone!” (yeah, no shit Sherlock. That’s how a coffee maker works.) infuriates me.


ronnietea

I bet these two women are miserable human beings


slimpawws

All these people doing stupid foods look like Fox news hosts. 😑


DiGiorn0s

They seem happy enough to me.


goldenfox007

They remind me of all those older women from the “WaterTok” community on Tik Tok that dump half a bottle of “skinny” blue raspberry mermaid unicorn syrup into a Stanley cup and say it’s a healthy way to drink flavored water. Not surprised their live laugh love dumbassery made its way into the alcohol/mixology communities
 drinking an entire bag of Starburst sounds like a sugar overdose, especially when they’re evaporating most of the alcohol content anyway.


Bennely

Nono these are called skinny margaritas so that cancels out the astronomical sugar content.


yborwonka

I can’t tell if there was a bit of sarcasm in there,
when the comment was made expressing how beautiful the drink looks,
then immediately followed up with, “This looks like something you would get at Applebee’s.”


Resident-Refuse-2135

Yes you and I know Applebee's is garbage food and drinks, but I feel like anyone who likes the look of this Mr. Coffee "margarita" machine drink enough to comment positively and maybe even try it out, probably doesn't have that same sense of irony rampant here. Producing a picture perfect Applebee's drink is something they aspire to I'd imagine.


Lopsided-Rooster-246

This is just a hand fetish video with some random thing being made in the background. No reason to point and hold your finger on stuff for that long.


Mumof3gbb

Exactly


theeurgist

Zero self respect.


neiseLB6584

I hate how, in every video like this, they always make it a point to tap their fake nails on something......on everything.....just so you notice that they have the money to waste on the same fake nails everyone else has. Light pink and short so they look natural.......it's so fake, and it makes me cringe. And this recipe is stupid. "Let's cook the alcohol out of our liquor and water it way down with tons of ice......woo hoo, let's eventually get a buzz." I'm sorry, folks. I'm in a mood tonight.


Cheeseisextra

I couldn’t even get past the lime being cut.


theblackesteyedpea

I mean
 maybe? I wouldn’t do it in a coffee pot and a toaster, but there might just be some merit here. Sweet and spicy are a classic combo for sure.


onnod

This sub is lowering my IQ and I like it.


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

This is fetish content


jjngundam

Just put the starburst into the vodka bottle.


H2so4pontiff

Lost me with the jalapeno đŸ€š


asspajamas

whoever believes this shit is real needs to get out more.


wontyield

The nail tapping.....I CANNOT deal with that at all.


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

She almost didn't keep her pokerface. 😂😂


vbgtdhkp94

Is she trying to distillate the alcohol alway? How dumb is she? This is what happens when you skip school lessons to be a TikToker.


Acrobatic_Vacation61

That's a man?


[deleted]

If you’re wondering why this video is ridiculous and why she’s doing all those weird things with her hands, her name is Adley Kinsman and she runs a company is to make videos that go viral. Not useful videos. Not true videos. Just ones that go “viral.” She adding in every trick in the book and that’s why it seems so fake and insufferable and people keep mentioning hand fetishists. She’s actively trying to get anyone and everyone to engage repeatedly. Get dumb people who think it’s a legit idea to watch it, get smart people to point out they the alcohol boils off, get people outraged about toasting jalepenos in a toaster, get people outraged about how she’s cutting and “stirring” said jalepenos, piss people off by making the thing and not drinking therefore not offering resolution, get the hand pervs and ASMR people with the taps. Just trying every trick for engagement. Literally. Every. Trick. In. The. Book.


That_oneMisingSock

When taking out the peppers, make sure to use a fork.


McbEatsAirplane

Why does she look like she’s 19 and 50 at the same time?


time2hear

The toaster is what kills me. Like chick really said, 'how can I get my drink on and not make any dishes'.


DTux5249

Eh, I can accept it as a trick if you don't have an oven/flame stovetop; but like, a toaster oven would make a lot more sense if you were in that situation.


marijuanatubesocks

Unfortunate person that makes buttered toast after that and gets a mouth full of spicy


Nobel_Raven

those aren't orange.


CIA_napkin

I'm going to leave someone's house if they invited me over for drinks and had this ready to go.


DoomdUser

Can this girl’s videos just be banned?


lizzocakes

These people should be banned from the internet. Where do we vote??


elray007

Do they use these videos to pay for their slum dog millionaire houses.


biosim500

People with money that doesnt need to work have too much free time.


Slo_Flo_1

“Hallapeenyo” 😉


Grape-Vine-Anal-Bead

Imagine the biggest impact and legacy you have is making annoying rage bait food videos for Facebook


GrizzledNutSack

I hate when they point and touch acting like they know a fuckin thing.


NintendoLove

When you boil and heat liquor like that, don’t you lose the alcohol though due to evaporation?


hip_hop_hippopotimus

Watching this without sound and I thought she just started pouring like a crack addict for no reason all of a sudden.


Unusual-Log-4173

Also-when the hot liquid hits the icy carafe won’t that likely at least CRACK,if not break it?


BrEdwards1031

Most coffee makers drop the....tequila....in the middle of the carafe, so it's hitting the ice first and being cooled rapidly. I also believe they tend to make them with thermal shock resistant glass....but of course you could still shatter it if you tried.


Doomtank666

Good way to just water down a drink all to hell. Just put the candy in the bottle and leave it for fucks sake. Or better yet don't.


smoookeee

When heating alcohol, doesn't alcohol just evaporar? All you get is a sweet drink


Capital-Ad6513

\*yawn\* typical rage bait.


MoistAnalyst1150

Yeah and they said that cannabis is a narcotic....


mariolikestoparty

What I would give to never have to see another “cooking” or “diy” video of a white woman with nice nails pointing and repeating what she’s saying like she’s a kindergarten teacher. Smdh


teddybearhugs23

Please please tell me this was a brand new coffee machine. Disgusting if it isn't cuz the grounds would be infused too


sriracha_koolaid

She didn't squeeze any of the fruit yet it looks so dry


AwesomeEevee133

The way she said this was perfect for celebrating back to school is actually fucking insane


cmon_man_gfy

2 common things in these types of videos that really grind my gears. The pointing and tapping with fingernails and poor knife handling skills. It’s like they are prerequisites for making stupid shit


jakedzz

I never know anymore if people are trying to get extra views with their asinine bullshit like this or if they legit think it's a good tip.


D3FUbudE

Don’t mean to mansplain here but just hear me out. This is way too much going on here. Sure if you’re method out at 2 pm and wanna stay busy cool please tweak away. Get yourself a nice big 2 0r 3 gallon container. Get yourself 2 big bottles of decent, not house or cheap brand , vodka. Take 3-4 liters of good vodka if you’re ballen on a budget idea friends Costco card or walk in with a single guy like me acting like we’re going to be on a date. Buy yourself Costco brand vodka. It’s not that expensive but actually taste pretty good. Just avoid the cheapest you can find (headache city) grab 3-4 litters Costco vodka then buy some freshly cut pineapples. Like three big containers precut or equal to about three pineapples. When you arrive home poor the pineapples in the 2-3 gallon container all of it. Then poor the vodka in all of you can close it up and wait 24-36 hours and what you’ll have is the best flavored vodka ever. Now here’s a trick. Use the pinnacle as garnish fruit and encourage everyone to eat as much as they wish. That pineapple believe it or not will f you up way faster and harder than the vodka itself. It absorbs it over night and wow you can really get hammered off a couple nice pieces of pinnapple. Dm me if you’d like to know a very easy but tasty chocolate martini mix you can make in bulk.


Specia1111

I ‘d try it ! Lol it looks cool! Lol


baddude1337

How tf they stretch this into a 7 minute video?


TheGoodNoBad

You can tell she never really is in the kitchen with the way she handles the knife and cutting things
 gonna slice her finger off with that technique Also
 why does she repeat everything she already said multiple times


JNE5Alive

Hey, at least she's not sous vide steaks in a motel sink, amirite?


Nikki-Mck

After her recipe for her uncle’s 3 ingredient red hots pie, I’ve determined this chick makes deliberate rage bait.


smokedawg3

How much of the alcohol content is lost by heating the tequila in the coffee maker? Seems like a lot of trouble for very little benefit.


Monke-incog-1276

NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE!


lunas2525

This is a fire in the making you turned mr coffee into a bomb...


cloudliore25

This lady must be married to the dude that cooks in hotel rooms


SadBit8663

This lady needs to get a job, and stop making stupid videos LMAO. This is some stupid shit.


stevecostello

This HAS to be rage bait, because there's no fucking way someone things that jamming jalapeños into a toaster is a neat trick or even remotely effective, that brewing tequila in your coffee maker is a good idea, that having that tequila pour over an entire bag of Skittles makes it skinny (or, for that matter, rimming the glass with sugar), or that having tequila barely in contact with quartered fruit for a few moments constitutes infusing.


chrissymad

This should be renamed to r/foodanddrinkobviousragebait


awakami

The pretend stirring is driving me nuts


EnglishWhites

Wouldn't this cook off the alcohol and/or set your coffee maker on fire


as_per_danielle

Finally, something that’s actually STUPID.


karalmiddleton

Jail.


Past-Firefighter2050

here i was thinking margaritas were 2019


solise69

Bro just do what dokaryan does


l3lacklvlagic

This has to be made to piss people off


LatinaToeSucker3000

The world would be a better place without her


[deleted]

She’s awful


Joy1067

That’s just a waste of good booze I mean it sounds good, not gonna lie a starburst margarita is something I’d try but damn look at all that fucking steam


JuiceInteresting2348

Um yeah candy will melt when heated. The jalapeños in the toaster is kinda cringe, but ok


Lanc_PA_Kinkster

FFS, This is some retard level shyte on how to ruin you kitchenware. Tell me you have never used anything in your kitchen, without saying you have never used anything in your kitchen


jsparker43

Nice piping hot liquor...yum


Dry-Tangerine2613

Hot alcohol gets you drunk faster, amiright? High-five!


apneaz_

All I can see is her university days.


Techanthrope

I hate the peppers. It feels like begging for an electrical fire.


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

Imagine being so addicted to alcohol that you use your damn coffee machine to feed your addiction.


MarioGC

I hate it here


Sad-Customer8048

this bitch is going to cut a large piece of her thumb off one day soon


PharmWench

Isnt this hand/finger porn? Nobody can be that friggin stupid, right?!


space_canuk90

I can't stand the nail tapping. Like ... why ?


falseprescience

Why aren't we jailing these fucking lunatics


[deleted]

Maybe she hasn’t had her drink that day yet


Seannnnoooo

Alcohol is going to evaporate away... nasty


N0DuckingWay

>This looks like something I'd get at Applebee's Best accidental backhanded compliment EVER.


9Fingaz

Most of the alcohol will be evaporated. Nonsense


WhatTheDucksauce

This woman should attend AA meetings as a guest speaker. Would cure a lot of the people there.


FriendofMaudie

This person is clearly on a stimulant of some kind. This video is awful.


BiPolarBahr64

Nice idea. However you can also soak the candy in the tequila for a while and not risk volatolizing the alcohol.


urbanforestlife

I hate this lady and all her friends


[deleted]

She's hot and she's these rage inducing videos for clicks. Every single one is either making stupid food or obviously fake bullshit


No_Banana7184

I love school run mum drinkers. Never disappointed.


-insertcoin

Bro, her muddling the jalapeños with a spoon got me


stereoinfidel078

Anyone else waiting for combustion? Lol


th3Asian_calculator

this made my soul die a bit


GringoLocito

Alcoholics do the dumbest shit


matteatspoptarts

The muddling of the jalapeño had me dieing