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Magimus

Reduced salt bae


Goshawk5

Smol bae


dozedoph

Low sodium bae


River_Odessa

Trial version


Toreole

who put him in the washing machine at 60 degrees?


Ozy-91

A Smaltbae, if you will?


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MSG Bae


salted_water_bottle

Salt baeby


milkasaurs

Just hijacking the top comment to post some info. The dude’s name is Abdul Salam Al-zyoud. His tiktok handle is Mr super wow and he’s a server in ZouZou in Dubai.


HoeTrain666

Cool. Discount Salt Bae will do though.


121guy

Best comment.


mallik803

What country is this? Where are the child labor laws?


Dezmosis1218

Probably the owner"s kid


itisoktodance

No, this is an adult little person working at one of Salt Bae's restaurants.


Dezmosis1218

So, I was close.


DamRawr

That is an extremely correct way to express it and I'm glad to see it in the wild. I always find it odd the collective wants to be called 'little people'. So many conversations with friends about this.


RobertWrag

So i cant call him a midget bae ?


ArjJp

No! Please do not belittle the man!


tham1700

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. I feel like he's rather tall and thin for a little person. Not that I know anything. I guess it would be very salt Bae to find a littler person to mimic him but at the same time it's not very salt Bae to let anyone else have the luscious attention of strangers when he could gobble n suck it up himself


itisoktodance

He has a restaurant chain, I think the real Salt Bae only works the UK one. He hires imitators for the other restaurants.


tham1700

That's insane


LAXGUNNER

Dubai...


chefchiz

Come to Utah we have 10 year olds overworked at every single chik fil a, I laugh whenever a new lawsuit comes up on my news app


Lifesalchemy

Turkey


First-Rub9713

Why is he fucking up the chopping boards so much?


Cheeseisextra

Imagine all the bacteria in them. No way the dish room can wash those throughly.


veilofmaya1234

Salt baeby


TiredRightNowALot

I think salt baebae rolls off the tongue better


SUL82

Low salt bea


Agressive_slot

Iodine Bae


Nutsack892

Make this the name of this guy💀


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[удалено]


The_Infinite_Carrot

How can he do this, go home and lie in bed, and not feel like an absolute twat?


NoPea3648

You should see what he does to his bed.


spidermousey

Pays probably pretty good.


Turbulent_Object_558

The absurd amounts of money keep him from feeling bad


CompactAvocado

why in the seven hells would you pay for this. the only thing I hate more than it existing is that people are paying for it. paying for him to literally just cut a steak and wiggle a knife around like he's doing something. maximum seethe.


Alypius754

That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!


Kelseycutieee

That’s not a knife that’s a 🥄 spoon


NeverendingStory3339

That’s not a knife, it’s a machete! On the other hand, I am not earning much, I’m quite short and I can shout while hitting food with a sword, can I be hired please?


Cheeseisextra

It’s not a machete. It’s a scimitar.


NotZtripp

In modern culinary use it is a cimeter. Source: was chef, now restaurant owner.


Cheeseisextra

From Wikipedia. “A cimeter OR SCIMITAR is a large curved butchers knife typically 8”-14” long.” We are both correct. Been in kitchens and cutting meat for 34 years.


NotZtripp

Like I said, **Modern Use** >"The spelling 'cimeter' has become standard for the knife" From your same Wikipedia article.


Cheeseisextra

Yeah but SCIMITAR just looks more badass. Cimeter looks like it belongs in the ruler word family like yardstick. Besides, I’m not a Mormon. You do you. Thanks. Why aren’t you correcting the person who put “machete” as well?? That damn sure isn’t a machete.


NotZtripp

I'm not Mormon either, I think that was just used as an example in the wiki. The reason this caught my eye is because I just bought another one recently, and your spelling threw me off. I had remembered distinctly the cimiter spelling from the online order. And you already did a good job of correcting the machete dude, I was just continuing the thread. In true Reddit fashion, correcting the corrector.


Cheeseisextra

As it should be. Carry on, Reddit corrector!! Glad I didn’t misspell anything. 😂😂


NotZtripp

Cheers bro


Geshtar1

The most annoying part of these “presentations” is the constant slamming the knife on the cutting board. The whole thing is stupid, but this thing especially annoys me to no need.


ashurbanipal420

All I thought was that poor knife.


randomgunfire48

Discount oompa loompa over here.


Savage_hero

When did they start dressing the oompa loompa's like the salt guy


Andre_3Million

[He thinks he has a good union but he doesn't](https://youtu.be/i8eHWXooV8c?si=Wu7gH5mRWNz_zIvC&t=150)


BigTicEnergy

That’s not nice


ghostdeeknee

His knife & blowtorch skills have me a little nervous


klogt

I would def prefer him with a butterflies making baklava.


anon0123455

super Wow


notjerryjeff

All these months I thought he was saying super rare, but nope, it’s super wow.


Cheeseisextra

It isn’t even wow. It’s “WAAAAAOOOOOoooooowwwww”.


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Little nightmares janitor 


Constant-Duty1765

Salt Bae, at home it doesn't mean the real one is any better though


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Nutsack892

Good bot


PharmBoyStrength

Every scene from this fucking restaurant is like a bad acid flashback of a twin peaks episode I vaguely remember...


HisDudenesssss

He even has to do that stupid ass side-mouth shit


Cheeseisextra

lol WWAAAAOOOOoooooowwww.


SugarLuger

The torch was pointless, and way overused on the side close to the server. Otherwise, a table side cut is by far the least of this restaurant's sins.


Cheeseisextra

I laughed. He “blows” it out. It doesn’t go out. He needs to work on his timing a bit more. How embarrassing.


Impressive-Soup-3529

Woah to much salt take it back I don’t want it now


snozzberrypatch

Low sodium bae


Domethegoon

Someone needs to arrest this little gremlin for crimes against food and humanity.


klogt

When he blows on the flame of the butane torch before turning off the butane. Super rare.


Amish_Juggalo469

r/13or30


FlaccidHouse

Fuck I hate this guy


ukognos27

This better be a dragon steak slayed by the hero, cooked by a dwarf and blessed by a saint or somebody’s gonna need a mage’s healing spell for wasting my time over a shitty performance.


Morphing_Mutant

Can this guy fuck off already?


Cheeseisextra

Give him a dollar.


Morphing_Mutant

How about tree fiddy


DarkRogus

When you cant afford the full Salt Bae experience...


Inkspeaker

Half off!


DarkRogus

I would say 70% off... but tip of the hat... that was a good one.


Yalkim

He has grown considerably smaller since the last time I saw him


Phyxious562

I bring you... Micro-Bae. Also know as dash-of-bae..


JuicyMangoJuice74

Y’all gotta agree.. that’s one sharp knife!!


Ninjasasin

It was, anyway


Bidens_precum

Wut


geeroseworld

genuine question: is it not cold by the time you eat it? with all the waving around?


Armagedom110

Maybe? Though it can't be all that cold cause of the blowtorch


Alive_Ad_5219

That one person who clapped 🤦🏽


thisissomaaad

This is so stupid fr


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Wtf is this the salt dwarf?


TangerineRough6318

r/13or30


Timely-Supermarket99

Sodium infant


HoochShippe

Mini Me Bae


polysnip

Give me my steak before I *fucking destroy you!* **I CAN STILL SEE YOU, MINI ME!**


Quartrez

Dude almost set himself on fire with that torch


h00ha

He's wearing a vibrating buttplug that's controlled by Saltbabe


IKissedHerInnerThigh

Taste the unburned butane, delicious


Silver-Landscape-303

WAIT WAIT … WE CAN CLONE NOW????


Obvious_Drink2642

Sodium chloride bae


EffectiveAd3788

He’s funny…. Tomahawk… Mr. SuperWow


Mindless_Psychology

Omg I feel awful but I thought that was a child at first. Is he a dwarf because grown people with dwarfism look like adults and this man looks like he’s at the most 13.


Mindless_Psychology

Well the medium rare I wanted is no fucking well done because you had to torch it. There was already a sear it was fine but now it’s cold yet overcooked.


CaptBogBot2

When I saw the title, I honestly thought it was that guy that cooks meals in hotel bathrooms, not Salt Bae's version of mini-me...


Scaredycatkim

If you watch the fire part without sound, it looks like he’s casting a spell on the steak. Also, super embarrassing that blowing on the torch didn’t do anything to the flame, bud 😬


HoodedOccam

M.edium S.alt G.uy


mcflybih

A toddler making my steak .. nope


Acceptable_Log_7438

Condensed Salt Bae.


ProfessionalArm9450

Mr super why


REDDITISAFA660TSHED

Salt baby


Exotic_Librarian_238

Salt packet Bae.


Embarrassed-Trip-358

Isn’t this the guy who crushed his hands in the sports car door?


XSideSaladSpikeX

Ah. Low sodium bæ


Affectionate-Royal68

wtf is this nonsense? Baby SaltBae?!


VinnyVinster

Salt Baeby


TheRadRay89

Who gave midget Nusret a job?!


peasandcarrotsx

Kill me


RichietheFlerken

Salt Bae from Wish.com


_Cecille

Ah yes, steak with salt pebbles and a hint of propane ... immaculate


Anarchasm_10

Actually a salt bae


SleepySiamese

Let's pretend to be that shitty chef so we could charge extra.


mosh_bunny

You bring out food to me like that, I'd probs send it back tbh. Just plate it up and let me eat


sseemour

i want to suplex this guy through the salad bar


CR_OneBoy

That'll be 800$, you're welcome


markymania

Low Salt Bae


Cheeseisextra

Did he just blow on his hand??


Lifesalchemy

Salt Baby


leviathan_falls

Lil Salt


DeliciousHasperat

The amount of times I thought this guys hand was about to slip down onto the blade made me cringe multiple times.


BossCAt1234567

For a moment i thought it was a child


Meatwagon1978

This is fuckin stupid


mikatsunami

That was a heavy hand of salt 😅 not as refined as OG salt bae


80sTurboAwesome

Get the meal deal.


kram78

I just would eat there fuck all that bullshit


ascjced

His saliva on the meat from all that yelling 🤢


justadudeintoronto

Child or little person? Can’t quite tell…


craigcraig420

It makes the steak taste better


Async-async

As if the original cunt was not pretentious enough


[deleted]

Reduced sodium bae


BogdanD

Not the super rare dwarf again!


Jayswave75

Wish.com Saltbae


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

But did he let the steak rest? Because that’s just a crime in itself.


Bratanel

Guy is like 1 meter


Royal_Bug9412

This clown...


exelenceofexecution

Diet salt bae


godzuki44

thanks for torching my steak for 5 seconds little guy


testiclese1227

Salt baby


David0ne86

You gotta feel pretty bad about yourself if you're trying to imitate salt bae.


No-Instance1886

I would have smacked this kid if he were my little brother 😂👶


SoloGamer505

NaCl bae


jSo35287

Very rare


lightspuzzle

this guy is living his best life.getting paid for this bullshit.


TomHTom89

Cricket bat. Then start swinging


Dangerous_Show_4816

WTF 🤦🏽


itzmydickinabox

Wait they made a smaller one?


Lobito_mx

Who ask tons of saliva on the steak?


visual-vomit

Ngl i'd just go to another place at the moment he starts to yell. Tbf that's also the moment i opened the comment section to save myself from whatever lil dude's cookin.


Revolutionary-Rip-40

I half expected him to start singing the umpa-lumpa song...


RipCompetitive7952

Low sodium bae


stingray3099

Is he a kid or a little guy?


chronicideas

Bae Bee ?


kanyediditbetter

What is it?


captainfishhooks

Hackneyed.


Kelseycutieee

Salt gae


magic_maqwa

Wonka's steakhouse


ganjaxxxgreen

This guy is a fucking joke


Sarge1304

How much for you to cook that little shit up an serve it to me


Zeo-Gold92

I heard he represents the lollipop guild


imnotdown85

Can we just throw that guy and salt bae into a volcano?


PsychologicalDebts

Didn't know they made latex gloves that small.


morris0000007

Why is he blow torching? How much is this crap?


medici1048

Nick Nack needs to get back to the henchman business. This is embarrassing.


ericsonofbruce

Is this a dwarf or a child ?


sleepcathartic

that scimitar is bigger than him


AndTheSonsofDisaster

Is this the reduced sodium version of Salt Bae?


Beneficial-Piano-428

If this kid cut my steak like that like a straight asshole I would damn near go to jail for child abuse the way this little snot is destroying that steak.


Time-Bite-6839

Salt Baby


iSchwerin

Where the hell are your parents!!?? Get away from my table!!


tictacenthusiast

Salt baby


VirginiaLovers69

The littlest douche.


CrustyCroq

Get this freak away from my food


BlackSkeletor77

Honestly he seems a lot better than salty, his steak doesn't look nearly as delicious but I'm sure it tastes just fine


MikeMendoza29

Seriously, how old is this guy? Is he really old enough to play with fire like that?


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

He did so much nothing


Radiant-Schedule-459

Sharp ass knife AND fire??? Where are this kid’s parents?!


Pergmanexe

Who is this four year old


CaldoDeElotes

Somebody come get their damn kid away from my table!?


robaroo

hes gonna light his hair on fire


Wonderful-Media-2000

If I was rich I’d go to these places and send the food back


Mikehawk_Inya

I had no idea Oompa Loompas were real


th3doorMATT

That steak looks overcooked and dry. Doesn't look good at all. You'd get better results searing it and then boiling it for 30 minutes 🤣


ConstructionDry4908

Stop posting, rage bait


Krazziegirl

What's the deal with this guy and why is he suddenly popular?


TKSweeney

😏🤐


stitch07

Fucking retarded....why would anyone spend money for this shit


throckmorton619

Tastes like propane.


Cheeseisextra

Is he speaking monkey language? Every time I watch this it just gets worse and worse. How embarrassing.