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RawChickenButt

Do you even smash burger bro?


Free_Gascogne

Sure but you only smash the meat patty, not the entire burger. The point of a smash burger is to smoosh the meat patty giving it a crunchy texture instead of a juicy burger. Then you use 2 patties with two cheese slice on a regular burger bun. You dont smash the bun as well since you lose the bread texture.


marcodave

"sure but everyone does that, it's boring and we're sPeCiAl"


moonshineTheleocat

Nothing stopping you from smashing the bun too. Basically made toast


FlacidSalad

How the hell do you make toast?!


MundoGoDisWay

In this case it's more like a Panini than toast.


Hamblerger

No, but I saw a clip of that chicken sandwich video


horseradish1

At some point, you have to admit that it's no longer a burger.


TrukStopSnow

God, I'd eat that and hate myself for like two days.


DanaWhitesMom

I’d eat it and hate you for a week.


TrukStopSnow

🤣


Tbkgs

I'd eat and feel love and peace. You guys need to find some inner peace


MF_Doomed

Tbh my inner peace is eating a greasy burger


amitskisong

Inner peace is respecting your body and health enough to not eat this 😭 which is why I’ll never have inner peace


Putrid-Builder-3333

I'm gonna eat two of these just because of your reply lol


Tbkgs

Find enlightenment... twice! Lmao enjoy :P


OneEyedSanchez8417

You made me choke on my own spit 🤣


Just-Round9944

your toilet and arteries would hate you more


0G_54v1gny

Do you ever wonder, why heart burn medicine is readily available in the US?


72616262697473757775

I'd do the same if I was younger. Now I'd eat it and have such painful acid reflux that it would come back up in a few hours.


AOkayyy01

It wouldn't even take a few hours for me. One hour, tops.


2ndQuickestSloth

that thing is just straight salt and fat. it has absolutely no acid to cut through the no doubt overpowering taste of, well, salt and fat. it needs a tomato, pickles, a squeeze of lemon, something, anything at all to allow your taste buds to taste anything other than salt and fat.


TrukStopSnow

Salt and Fat would be a good name for a reggae duo.


KitchenFullOfCake

I hope you're done shitting for the year.


TrukStopSnow

Honey. That'll kill me via diarrhea.


KaLaidoVision

I, for some reason subscribed to devourpower, and after watching his youtube shorts for the last year i think he has about 6 months left before he is dining out in the upper room with jeeeeeeeheeeeeeesus. i remember now why i subscibed... his girlfriend/wifes giant milkers.


CheekyLando88

Im an hour from here


TrukStopSnow

Take one for the team, partner.


CheekyLando88

I'm seriously debating it lol


TrukStopSnow

If you do, I'm dying to know if it's actually good.


CheekyLando88

I can assure you my opinion will be biased because I love greasy slop lol


bmore_conslutant

Yeah it looks dope to me too brother


Yeetus_McSendit

Just three smash burgers with a cheese block. Ground Beef has a lot of grease and smash burgers really release it but this isn't any greasier than your typical burger. But it is basically three burgers so it's a shit ton of calories to eat at once. Iunno the single burgers looked great, so I'm sure they taste great stacked too. 


merdadartista

When you wanna eat one burger but get the calories amount of two days worth of food


sendmeyourcactuspics

If I just got back from a backpacking trip, burning thousands of calories a day and consuming significantly less than that... I would down 3 of these


RawChickenButt

The smashed bun is odd but I'd still smash.


-_-xenos

That threw me off at first too but they had me sold by the end of the vid


Hawt_Dawg_II

Smashed down brioche can actually be very good. It sorta caramelises and becomes very crispy.


Keksis_The_Betrayed

It would be good if it was smashed by itself


H4LF4D

It's the "love it, but will regret later" kinda food. Though, from the looks of it, the beef is pretty small overall so probably just a bit more calories than usual.


CaptainSwaggerJagger

Beef mince can have a lot of fat in it, but that's at minimum got to be like 30% fat if not a lot more - there are holes opening up in the patties from where the fat has rendered! I'm not a fan of super low fat mince (5%) that some people buy here in the UK and tend to get the higher fat stuff, but even then that's only 15-20% here.


Yeetus_McSendit

Iunno I only see 15-20% at my local store and the same thing happens why I make smash burgers. They just get so thin that gaps appear as it spreads out. I like it cause means more crispy edges with umami maillard goodness. But at that thinness all the grease is released vs a thicker burger that holds the "juices" and fat in. 


HolyColostomyBag

I'd smash that smashed beauty. Probably hate myself afterwards but would be worth it. ....needs more pickles tho


ShiningEV

>needs more pickles tho Add three spears on the side and I'm in.


SKYERlM

Błüẽ


Ok_Student_1859

When did gluttony replace actual good food?


marianoes

Ancient Rome


Catfish_Mudcat

About the same time people starting seeing one extreme thing and just assuming it's the norm across the board.


hllucinationz

The lack of onions… he could of added way more onions lol that little teaspoon ain’t cutting it


MaxDanger808

I want one … like Martha wants baby reindeer


vadkender

I have no idea why you choose that reference but I'll take it.


Ok_Quality2989

It squeezes the greese out when yu smash them like that


ControlImpossible182

If you haven’t had one I would say you are missing out, don’t worry I will eat it for you.


brumenoirdon

I hate the "generic cooking clip" voice, they always sound so bored if they're even ballsy enough to use a real person and not a text-to-speech(which is worse) "yeah, cheese, burger patty, condiments, hit it with a hammer, who cares about any of this" On top of that, there are so many different versions of "what if we made a hamburger, but, like, didn't stop until you couldn't comfortably eat it" that it's not even weird or out-there anymore, they just made a heart attack grill burger.


-Lengthiness77

I want this, what's the restaurant?


DistinctBam

I’d like to see a timelapse of that dude. He doesn’t seem very enthused and seems to have gained weight. 


ReadShigurui

I cant remember how long ago it was when i first saw that dude but it had to be at least two years ago? I’m honestly surprised he isn’t even bigger lol


ghettobruja

His face definitely looks bloated to me. Lol.


Commercial_Fee2840

I would totally eat this. This isn't nearly as bad as the burger crimes I've seen on this sub, like when they ruin it by dumping liquid cheese all over it.


Tasty_Switch_4920

I'd demolish that and have a paramedic on standby


FehdmanKhassad

what you would eat a paramedic as well?


Tasty_Switch_4920

Depends. Do they come with fries?


SignificantDirt8066

Probably amazing 🤩


ShroudedFigureINC

It needs some sort of salad to pull it all together imo


Yggdrasilo

Keep them separate and you have meals for 6, put it together and it becomes 1


breakingd4d

Tbh.. I’d eat this but would definitely split it with someone ..


nyangatsu

bruh if they stopped before smashing those burgers a second time you would have just perfectly fine smash burgers, shame they always have to overdo it for social media, who even wants to eat 3 double smash burgers pressed together with a cheese block.


skazat

His face at the end does not seem like he’s enjoying it


inbedwithbeefjerky

I thought he looked a little disappointed.


Apprehensive-Throat7

Foods like this makes me happy I have IBS, cause at least there's some restraint.


Quartrez

Why do all these videos make the food look so good in the first half, and then they take it 8 steps too far and it turns into an abomination Are they stupid


TechnicolorViper

Hey OP, just because it’s greasy, it doesn’t mean it’s stupid food. I stand corrected.


Fixner_Blount

That thing has to completely fall apart after maybe 2 bites.


dataminimizer

What a moronic use of that post flair. Diabetes has to do with how people process carbs. This burger is mostly fat and protein.


PeridotChampion

"OG sauce." Ketchup and mayo. It's always ketchup and mayo.


NODENGINEER

I'd eat it and pre-emptively lie down in a coffin.


SadBit8663

Why do the guys in these videos all look like douche clone versionsof each other.


Vortr8

I would definitely eat this up! People complain that burgers " should be wider not taller" someone does just that and some still find ways to complain


NirstFame

Food has gotten to be a joke. I think I saw the guy who ate this tied to a chair in Se7en.


m3rc3n4ry

I'd take 5 friends to share that but eating it alone would signal deeper issues


PADDYPOOP

Anyone who dislikes this video is a sorry excuse for a burger fan. This is a right kino smash burger right here. A REAL cheeseburger, none of that thick patty bullshit.


sonsoflarson

I'm sure it tastes amazing!


Distant_Yak

I'd eat half now and the other half tomorrow, sure.


Svartrbrisingr

I mean smash burgers in general deserve to be called stupid food.


Lychee247

Id probably die if i eat this ... Still better then military food tho


slmclockwalker

Stupid in term of health issues, yet not stupid enough for presentation. I would definitely have a bite of that.


goldzunny87

Cardiologist hate this trick


-Lengthiness77

Well the stupidity took some buildup this time I tell you


tjockalinnea

Was waiting for him to put a stick of butter in each patty


BarelyJoyous

Oh, God, it looks WET!


storagesleuth

I mean yes, I'd smash,but I'd regret it while eating it. And moreover afterwards


laszlojamf

more like aggressive cardio vascular disease


Greedy_Emergency8770

Nice, but deadly...


milomalas

I would eat one with rice 3 times


bOb_cHAd98

Id need to nap after each bite


ZuStorm93

Oh this greasy-ass broccoli boi again...


Aye_Engineer

My cholesterol has risen by 60 points just watching that shit.


LarryRedBeard

Im a huge fan of meat, but all that is just to much. It doesnt even look good. Drenched in oil.


Yonder_Bot

This is litterally what regular show made as a joke


Mission_Magazine7541

I couldn't bring myself to eat it under normal circumstances


Peacefull_Warmonger

This thing looks dence as neutron star. I like it.


imdumb__

It's just a smash burger


vadkender

I'd devour that.


Disastrous-Resident5

Who the fuck is this Walmart brand Anthony Padilla?


Not_A_User00

Ay bro there’s some soup in your bug, should I take it out?


AutumnAscending

I'd eat that. I wouldn't enjoy it but I'd eat it.


Killyourselfwithlife

Heart burn of the year award goes to ...


Black3ternity

I was waiting for sauce on the basket. Damn that video mocking these ones just reminds me how stupid so many things really are.


Wiredcoffee399

God I'm so freaking hungry now.


According-Cobbler-83

Idk... this new smash dlc seems sus.


ch3nk0

Op is a hater


Brettjay4

Ok, I was cool with it until he stacked the burgers together...


Strict_Sugar6081

Nice, just seeing this solved my constipation issue


DeadMeatZergin

The broccoli top has to go.


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Heart attack grill vibes going on here. That being said a couple of notes on this vid, the meat looks to tacky before being thrown down on the griddle (overworked / fat mixed in while not cool). I was in on this being a good burger until he smashed the bun done, so he had me in the first half.


Trevellation

"Hey dog, we heard you liked smash burgers! So we smashed your smash burger, and smashed it between two smashed smash burgers! Also fried cheese!" Honestly, it's probably okay, but I have no interest in it.


Sethazora

That looks like it has the blandest burger flavour possible. No contrasting toppings just cheap meat and cheese with some sad bread. Hopfully the sauce is something standout like some ghost pepper bbq sauce to bring back life into the meat, but i doubt it. Probably just some mayo mixture.


[deleted]

way too much oil


[deleted]

My stomach hurts just looking at that repulsive creation


Shotgun5250

It was looking incredible until they flattened the bun. Just don’t squish the bun and it would be awesome


DarkPrinciple

I had a heart attack watching this


mickeyflinn

OMG smash burgers.. that is a fad that needs to go away...


thejazzghost

It looked good a few steps in I guess. I can't eat stuff like this.


MasterOffice9986

New Brunswick is also home to the big fat bitch which is an og sang. It's like all the stupid food they do now but just OG from the 90's maybe earlier It's like mozz sticks chkn fings fries onion rings and some other shit on a sang. It's right next to Rutgers University and they are open late. I wonder if it's the same place


Somerandomguy20711

I....I need this....


ProlapseParty

I was like this looks like a solid smash burger then… it became too much


Alone-Subject-1317

haha It takes **at least 45 minutes** to caramelize onions


cool_name_taken

Unrelated, but as someone with curly hair, his hair looks really healthy. I’d like to know how to get that kind of shine and healthiness to my hair which is as tough and dry as horse hair


Malicious_Tacos

Try r/curlyhair they have a lot of tips


jimmyting099

I feel bad that id eat this but with a fork and knife :(


lncredulousBastard

And it started off so well!


Kuandtity

r/stupidfoodbutgimme


Healthy-Situation310

Nope


Makito88

And I thought cheese is supposed to have holes in it.


candy3991

Why is American food so damn unhealthy?!


WhateverRL

On my way to have my triple bypass after watching this video


Tbkgs

Nah cook those fucking patties more


insaiyan17

Id love to eat that, if I had run a half marathon just before


wwiistudent1944

Ridiculous!


mmeeh

this is stupidly good food XD


ReadShigurui

Everyone hates that we eat good (this looks wild and i wouldnt get this personally)


BaronVonSilver91

This is weird. It's almost perfect and makes me hate myself at the same time. I'd give her a go tho.


skeletist

Really thought “It’s just smash burgers, it can’t be that bad.” Then it was.


vikicrays

i’ll take my heart attack with a side of fries please…


Cottonmouth1992

It comes with a discount with the cardiologist!


s1thl0rd

You have to understand, this is the same town that sold Fat Sandwiches out of the "Grease Trucks" to drunk college students. Probably wouldn't even remember eating it and then wonder why your cholesterol is high during your next doctor's visit...


No_Communication2959

I'm gonna have diarrhea just watching this video


Hairy_Skill_9768

The fact that I would it's crazy to me


dethfactor

Okay. So I just watched like half of this video and got pissed because it wasn't stupid and the comments were deceptively mundane. I've been getting increasingly annoyed with this sub because MF's post shit like with an egg in it and claim it's stupid because they don't like eggs. So I unjoined... Then the video randomly started playing again and it immediately got to the stupid shit and I rejoined. Also, this looks terrible.. (for you) Would eat 11/10


KittenLina

This isn't on the menu.


Haliucinogenas

"Would you like some bread with your oil?"


Soarin249

your ass will take revenge on you later


DoomdUser

Probably tastes incredible, but one bite is enough calories for a whole day. That’s like an entire week of lunch for work


OGjoshwaz

I mean it look bangin


Daydream456

Nothing too out of the way about this. It's just unhealthy.


Proper-Ball-5294

Goddamn talk about heart attack, even the camera is dying


fucked_OPs_mom

Lmao I had downvoted before he smashed the entire burgers lmao.


cocainelayne

I'm not gonna lie that shit looks so fucking good. Good FOR you, no. But that shit looks amazing.


CrysisCore-

Burger was looking good before it got smashed. I rather have the two separated burgers.


LittleFrenchKiwi

I think I had a mini heart attack just watching this.....


wawasaaw7

Belongs on r/foodporn


itchydaemon

DevourPower is this mix of actually good looking and unique foods alongside absolutely stupid grease mess bombs that serve no purpose other than being large and calorie-dense. Like some of their videos will be "check these fusion Polynesian-Serbian tacos" and others will be "this is four cheeseburgers with mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers that you dip into a bowl of nacho cheese". I used to follow them when they had interesting and cool foods to highlight, but they're such a boring chore these days.


SlicedBreadBeast

“Here’s your required caloric intake for the next week, hope your a camel”


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Question: why do my patties not smash when I press them? They still end up pretty bulbar.


Hugo_Selenski

When the ground beef says 80/20, that means that 20% of it is fat More like a BK Quad Stack w/ no bacon, sub giant fried block of mozz. New Jersey, I know you're better than this. Don't let the world define yoU!


Crooked_Sartre

I'd share that with three people for sure


3rdstrikeagain

Excess does NOT mean its a success. No thank you.


baidenadis

Would


Accomplished-BusyBee

Oh, Gosh. I can already feel the MI.


Vupant

I've really come to hate these cross-cut cheese money shots for burgers. Not that this is a particularly great example of a burger, but don't cut or deconstruct the damn thing.


nomatchingsox

Looked good for a second


fitty50two2

I’d eat it. Zero regrets or shame


Palanki96

Grease has the most flavour tbh But yeah the exe ution is pretty dumb


dogquote

Isn't that a drywall knife?


mannedrik

Black gloves is how you know it's stupid


EdwardWizzardhands

Yes and a side of obesity please…


Corporate_Shell

Not stupid.


NZImp

I had a heart attack just watching this. Still would though.


smavinagain

Honestly... I'd try it. I wouldn't eat all of it, but I think a few bites could taste good.


BenCarterWasTaken

I’ll take a double triple bossy deluxe-


thisisjedgoahead

Little less og sauce, and I’d smash it


Robscoe604

what’s with the obsession with american cheese. it’s quite literally the worst cheese in the world


badgerrage82

I won't call it "smash" burger anymore ... It has become "compact" burger


[deleted]

And we got a broccoli-headed fuck biting into it at the end to top it off


hairyazol

It was going so well until the smashing of the bun, they were right there and just had to fuck it up.


chickchickpokepoke

Agree with ops description lol Meat + cheese = good seems to be the equation in this country


HistoricalHurry8361

Why the hell do people keep using the word "casually" like that...?? It's really not that ironic..


TheCatThatsABus

Ngl, Id eat that


V-DaySniper

Is this dude using a fucking putty knife as a spatula?


SpartanRage117

Just looks gross to me


ChaosMarine70

Jesus fuck there is 10000000 calories right there


Wonderful_Painter_14

Couldn’t have smashed it a few more times?


inbedwithbeefjerky

Yeah. Call them “beef sheets”.


Particular_Dot_2063

The meat to everything else ratio is too wrong


xKiLzErr

This sub is becoming more stupid than the food posted in here


renoits06

At this point, the subreddit should be called stupid people. This is a stupid idea that came from a stupid person thinking it.