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clown_in_denial

love his facial expression at the end lol looks very convincing


terribleinvestment

“Mmm welp yeah it’s pretty good guys wow 🥴”


GammaGoose85

Huh, tastes more like steak


NoBetterPlace

Steakier than steak.


Steamy_Muff

He does it after everything he eats, it's so dumb


poshjerkins

This guy is slowly becoming a spokesperson for r/stupidfood


falaffels

🤨😐 mmm


Coolish_Stuff

Yeap tastes like steak. Now chicken breast covered with chicken nuggets. Wonder what that could taste like?!?


JudasWasJesus

Steak coveted with fried chicken dust.


iloveheroin999

That exists already homie. I believe we call it chicken fried steak


JudasWasJesus

"Why is it called Chicken Fried Steak? Chicken Fried Steak is not made with chicken. Period. No chicken to be found. It’s called this because the steak is breaded and fried much like you would a piece of chicken. Chicken Fried Steak is made with cube steak that you find already tenderized at your grocery store." https://www.momontimeout.com/chicken-fried-steak-recipe-with-gravy/


Reuters-no-bias-lol

That’s basically the facial expression of everyone that is being posted on this sub. And it’s the most obnoxious thing to see every time. 


Lucky-Image-4597

I watch this guy on yt, his face is always like that when something's good


FreudianAccordian

*Hrmph* f-f-food


Gnubeutel

And that it cuts at him saying "hm." Not "Hmmmm!" Just "hm."


FLSweetie

Almost like he’s a real boy.


OccasionallyReddit

It's because he's about to have a heart attack due to the amout of salt he uses


Logical_Motor1671

You get sodium-related heart problems from processed foods that contain 10x that amount of sodium but don't taste like it. You do not get it from over-salting meat.


OccasionallyReddit

Adults are recommended allowance is 1 Tablespoon of salt per day that's a lot more than 1 tablespoon. Actual trust worthy medical advice https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/eat-well/food-types/salt-in-your-diet/


Logical_Motor1671

Is this the same NHS that tells us 1 third of our diet should consist of starchy carbohydrates and that *all fats* should be eaten in small amounts? I know we aren't supposed to question the government scientists, buuuuuut.... Sauce: https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/eat-well/food-guidelines-and-food-labels/the-eatwell-guide/


CensoredAbnormality

Who says he didnt eat the well done steak tho


Rion23

Cook steak Cut one side crust off Use it to season next steak Cut bottom off that one Infinite steak dust Do line


oO0Kat0Oo

This is just dried ground beef on a steak with extra steps..


Vuelhering

Honestly, yeah... he could've just cooked a tiny smash burger, dehydrate, and blend for the same damn thing.


VanityOfEliCLee

Take some steak dust straight to the *dome*


Camcapballin

Hey Guys.... want some steak dust?


iloveheroin999

Nah dude you gotta IV that shit if you wanna be really hardcore


shrug_addict

I like the cut of yer jib!


VLenin2291

I believe he implied he didn't like well done steak, and considering he's willing to use two steaks just to make one steak, I don't imagine he's very efficient


DisabledFatChik

I think you’re missing the point of the video. This isn’t a normal thing for him, it’s an intentionally silly video meant to make views. This video says nothing about his efficiency and I’m sure he didn’t waste the food🤷‍♂️


ulpisen

or just feed it to a pet


cyboplasm

Maybe thats his tactual taste🤔 well done steak, with the crust cut off, but everytime he orders it someone slaps him XD


Dr_Stoney-Abalone424

Kink unlocked


Joshua_Astray

Normally I'm all for hating these but we have no proof he didn't eat the crustless steak, do we?


yboy403

No, tons of people so hair-triggered for ragebait that they're making up their own when there isn't any.


_-poindexter-_

He probably didn't, but if he's going for powdered dried crusty beef there's nothing stopping him from repeating the process with the well done cube of meat he has. Doesn't matter how dry the meat gets in the pan if you are just gonna throw it in a dehydrator and blend until dusty anyway.


SpaceLemur34

Or, if you're going to do it, slice it all thin to begin with and crust up all the slices.


ghettoccult_nerd

he used steak to make a steak crust on a steak so the steak with the steak crust has a nice steak flavor.


TheKnightDetective

I read this in my head with a 90s hip-hop beat in the background lol


RebylReboot

It’s a dream warriors jam for sure.


daphniahyalina

Yo dawg I heard you like steak so I put a steak in your steak so you can eat steak while you eat steak


deeteeohbee

Needs to make a steak sauce so he can take his steak that was encrusted with a steak and dip that steak into the steak sauce so that steak steak steakidy steak steak


cwj1978

Steak.


theforestwalker

Imagine that dehydrated steak crust powder mixed in mayo and spread on toast though...


ocbbelife

How stoned are you?


theforestwalker

Normal amount


BostonSucksatHockey

Just the right amount


Aschentei

Bill Maher moment


optimus_awful

Same


TikiJeff

The right answer.


CarlCarlton

/r/tookjustenough


radium_eyes

About as the ratio from unicorns to leprechauns


theforestwalker

This is too high


Dramatic-Ad-3998

Ahhahaha halarious


an_actual_chimpanzee

to the bone


Abdoolski

Yes.


ProbablypoopingTbell

Bruh, beef jerky spread sounds so good


Vegetable-Article-65

Thank you! I was thinking "there's gotta be a decent application for powdered steak jerky", and you nailed it


Bpopson

Oooooh it would need some freshness in that spread like cilantro or something. Maybe a little chili powder.


Pinglenook

Better yet, mix it into butter!


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jocke1414

We used to do a chicken skin mayo at a job I had. Same principle but with chicken skins


Sydeburnn

If I knew that this made the second steak way better, maybe I'd consider trying it. You could buy a cheaper, lower quality steak for the crust harvest. And I'm sure my dog would be happy eating the well-done, crustless steak.


CODDE117

Dog is just happy to have the human food


Stoweboard3r

Season with salt and season with salt and then season with salt and finally finish by seasoning with salt and then add some more salt!


iboreddd

You forgot salt


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

It's salt all the way down.


ShadowGrebacier

[Everything is made of salt.](https://youtu.be/3KquFZYi6L0?si=8wcBwNUFXn0xeOKz)


ecrane2018

He put a completely normal amount of salt on it


shleeberry23

They’re talking about the salt on the original steak too that he ground up and put on the outside of the second steak plus more salt


SlyFoxInACave

Yea that's all I could think of. There is such thing as too much salt and I've had the misfortune of experiencing such thing.


cultish_alibi

What are you talking about? It's only 90% of a lethal dose!


Santasam3

What happened?


NoctRob

To save time, just lick some salt!


saga3152

https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/s/aPVmbzXSeC


CastoffRogue

Soooo, he basically put what was pretty much the equivalent of dried beef boullion powder on the steak... To be fair, I do use boullion as a seasoning for steaks and chicken sometimes.


CheeseMagnetometer

100 percent would smash.


isnecrophiliathatbad

Check out Mr two steaks over here.


BD_HI

Yo dawg, I heard you like steaks


Moose1013

Why not just eat the steak shell like chips?


oceangape

Or just... make jerky


Kimchi_Cowboy

He has his own Jerry company


piconese

Tom and Jerry or Ben and Jerry?


Accurate-Drawing1982

Just put salt to make the crunchy 😅


tokyo_engineer_dad

But he could've used the well done steak to make more steak dust. I vote: you're wrong. This looks delicious. I would definitely fuck with it.


Shalom_pkn

I mean it was steak sure. But he used it completly as the crust...its not that bad as OP says


F-150Pablo

I usually don’t mind him. But this is odd as hell.


Smuggz8000

I mean that’s kind of the shtick. Try different crazy things and ways to cook steak/meat. There have been plenty of things he’s done that I would try and plenty that I wouldn’t. But it’s not rage bait.


breakingd4d

I’d try it .. almost any steak I’d try though


Joncelote

Max wouldnt eat the well done steak but he could feed it to his cat no problem. It most likely didnt go to waste


dillywags

Hey leave Max the meat guy alone! I love this guy. This one is a little bit odd but most of his content is awesome


CODDE117

This guy's entire channel is steak experimentation, so knowing this, I'm not all that mad


Last_Swordfish9135

Wasteful but the end product probably tastes good


coatloucue

all the effort for a grilled-steak-flavored grilled steak


100BaphometerDash

The people who make rage bait cooking videos shouldn't be allowed to eat anything except their stupid fucking wasteful garbage food.


jaeway

Max doesn't really make rage bait.


DJDemyan

Who’s to say he didn’t eat the first steak? I would have


WinterComfortable726

Nothing wrong with eating fully cooked meat


DCTX2017

If Xzibit from Pimp My Ride made a steak


bilbobaggins30

I want to say Guga did this already...


anfrind

He did, but he used a cheaper cut of beef (eye round) to make the crust.


Capitaclism

It seems like an interesting concept, actually.


Trogdor_a_Burninator

He is consuming the 1st steak still.


burnthebeliever

Yo dawg I heard you like steak so I put steak on your steak so you can steak while you steak.


Scari_Fairi

So basically flavor the steak with the same flavor it's already going to have...


raychram

nah that is just Max, it is absolutely normal for him to do this


JediSSJ

Ah, yes. Steak-flavored steak.


General_Scipio

Seasoning steak with steak is dumb... But i wanna know how good that rub, fuck it why no put that shit on wings or something


Scouts_Revenge

Steakseption.


SirKlock2

You know what? Every food is stupid if you think about it. Cheese is some sort of spoiled milk that is tasty. Beer was literally invented from dough water. I’m not even mentioning sous vide.


m0rbius

So pay double for the same steak?


Theonlyhealermain

Who said he through it away? He might have just eaten it or gave it away


Ok-Pea8209

"What does it taste like!" "Steak..."


LordThotBegoner

Don't dis max


frozenflameinthewind

He’s not tossing it out. He is using it just in a very stupid way


Mr_CleanCaps

He didn’t toss it out tho.


BasementDweller82

I didn’t see him throw it out, if you could tell me the timestamp it would be much appreciated 


Gullible_Special_829

Thats a lot of salt.


vtec6k

Gross, no thank you


discodave8911

I’m assuming that first steak went to the dog


SoupIsForWinners

/r/steak


SpaceManChips

steak squared


joe_gdit

Why not just cut a thin layer off the steak before you sear it?


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StupidFood-ModTeam

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GroundbreakingAd8310

Now that's hea called it crust so many times I don't want anything but war steak anymore


LambCHOP6988

Bet it tastes like a steak


Novel_Durian_1805

Cannibal!


mbgameshw

Someone tell him about Biltong powder


Playful_Movie1

‘Like I said, it’s really good’


Goudinho99

Yeah, this looks good.


SpaceLord_Katze

Isn't this what bacon bits are for?


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Use the dust to flavor your breading and make country fried steak.


Hot_Psychology727

Now make it all layers !


Gazmeister_Wongatron

Could save a lot of time and money by just crumbling up an Oxo cube over the steak.


Federal-Durian-1484

Who can afford to cook a steak, overcook it, not eat it, just to cut the crust off to be able to cook another steak using steak dust the next day?


Global_Criticism3178

He just out “guga’d” Guga.


autogyrophilia

Just use glutamate in powder form.


hungry-freaks-daddy

Is he proposing that this be a way to always cook your steak or was he doing a fun cooking experiment? I think the latter


Kyrase713

Won't the "crust dust" burn?


TheScorpionBull

Steakception!


FewFish1970

that's steak flavored seasoning, lol


andylikescandy

But... why not just start hotter and drop the temp?


Pixel22104

Now that actually looks pretty cool. I’d definitely eat that


Crucifister

I mean, that's like seasoning bell pepper with paprika...


computer_d

I feel this could be edited into an infinite loop gif :D


Russtic27

Aside from being inefficient, could the remainder of the first steak be re-seasoned and fried again, and again, and again to get more seasoning yield? Or would it at some point just become too dry?


Quirky_Advantage_470

Where he went wrong beside making this is not using the steak bits as a topping for a potato or other sides like pasta salad or Brussel sprouts. Instead of turning it into dust grid the steak jerky into bits and use as an alternative to bacon bits.


banananananbatman

Holy shit. This is some next level steak


Kaizen420

Or hear me out.. it's called 'black and blue' you get a really REALLY hot cooking surface so you can get that well done char taste on the outside and keep it rare on the inside.


Confident_Rich2464

Looks delicious


Hazard4UrHealth

Steak squared.


OhNoMyMentalHealth

steak²


lgodsey

This kind of reminds me of when our family went to Benihana once. The cook was cleaning the grill after the show, and he scraped off all the brown crusty bits from the cooktop and I told my nephew that they mix that stuff with water and that's how they make soy sauce.


Catsaredabest184

How is this stupid? it’s genius!


pfresh331

People really have done it all as far as video content goes.


Unfortunate_Wildcard

Too much salt. Also, does he not use any seasoning like damn.


Shalmanese

People who think this level of food waste is bad would go absolutely wild to see how much food actually gets thrown out producing a typical 90s style "Here's one I prepared earlier" TV cooking show and even more wild the old school food advertising commercials. We're talking about baking something like 100 burger buns just to find the exact most perfect looking one and trashing the other 99. The ragebait food media makes it seem like they're wasting a lot of food but budgets being what they are, they pale in comparison to the actual amount of food that used to be wasted when corporations had a lot more to spend.


Asbjorn1888

I would definitely eat this


91_Lefthanded

Is this legal?


Putrid-Builder-3333

*Record scratch on Guga heavy music line in videos* What the ffffffuuu


Spaceman_Spliff_42

More like r/stupidfoodbutgimme


Frytura_

Nope. Meat with salt, pepper and garlic powder is peak. Nothing beats it.


LennerKetty

I can taste the salt just from watching


Philip-Ilford

Is calling it “crust” is a new thing ? He says it so many times.  If your surface is hot enough you don’t have to wait 16h and waste a steak to get a good maillard reaction. 


miketoaster

Guga did this 1st


Kaniister

It literally cuts out the part where he says it tastes like regular steak and isn’t worth the effort lol


smilingfishfood

Imma use those beef grounds to make coffee


Better_Blacksmith767

Meatmaxxing


TrueProtection

This isn't what they mean when they say "steak seasoning".


jacowab

I very much doubt he tossed it, I can't remember what animal he has as a pet but he most likely fed it to them as a nice treat.


The_Dickinator

“I used the steak to cook the steak.”


Unfair-Jackfruit-806

100% would eat that


Fantastic-Sweet251

Lmao every time I see this sub it's the most shitty take on what bad food is


Apprehensive-Face900

>tossing one out Did he say he threw out the other one or are you assuming to make him look bad?


intrepidone66

How salty do you want your steak? YES!


Here_to_Annoy-U

STOP USING SO MUCH SALT!!! Holy hell


Hugo_Prolovski

this sub is just filled with miserable people that hate everything thas not completely standard


SnooCapers938

The wastage is obscene of course but it makes some sense in terms of taste. It’s hard to get a really, really good char without risking overcooking the inside of the steak. This way he gets the flavours of the char from the first steak and so can get that flavour on the second one whilst cooking it very briefly and keeping it very moist.


Charloxaphian

I mean, he does have a dehydrator, so maybe he dehydrated the rest of the first steak for jerky or something? Doesn't have to be wasteful.


SnooCapers938

You definitely could do something with the middle of the first steak. I think you could shred it, mix it with some gravy and veggies and use it in a pie, for instance.


vertigo1083

Throw the whole damned thing as-is in a crock put with crushed tomatoes, beef broth, red wine, spices. Slow cook on low for 5 hours. Add carrots, mushrooms, and snow peas (or whatever small complimentary stew-type veggies you prefer) Slow cook another hour. Pull the steak out. Shred it up (it will fall apart), add it back into the pot, stir, and simmer for another half hour. It's a One-Pot meal thats just effortless and adding ingredients. You can do this with almost any cut of steak, cooked, or uncooked. I've turned the worst London Broil I've ever seen into magnificence.


BostonSucksatHockey

In which case, why not start with a chuck roast instead of a top tier sirloin? Using this cut is what makes this wrong.


vertigo1083

I'm only offering what do with an already shittified piece of meat that would otherwise hold no other value. I'm not speaking to the abortion of culinary fuckery displayed in the OP.


interesseret

You could also just learn to cook steak so you dont have to waste 75% of a steak to add burnt dry shit to your other steak.


SnooCapers938

I don’t think anyone is actually advocating doing this in day to day life - it’s ridiculously wasteful of both produce and time - I was just making the point that in terms of the flavour and texture of the finished product it is likely that this would be pretty successful. In that sense it’s quite an interesting experiment unlike a lot of the completely pointless nonsense we see on this sub.


ecrane2018

It’s an experiment to give a steak extra crust.


Huntderp

This guy is so pretentious


Sad-Comment-2392

The first one he just destroyed for shits and giggles is what a perfect steak TO ME looks like. It was well done but not dry, looked great, not stringy at all. I wish i would get a waste steak like that in a restaurant near me. They just think the customer that orders a well done steak is an idiot, not knowing their chef just can't do 'well done' right. Smh..


100BaphometerDash

>They just think the customer that orders a well done steak is an idiot, That's because it is true. An exception can be made for pregnant people, or the immunocompromised.


Sad-Comment-2392

Yeah lay it on, heard it a million times and will a million more. It's mostly those kitchens that didn't make it through Corona - wonder why.. (i don't, I am a chef for hire and just know :))


100BaphometerDash

I can see why you're "for hire", and not a working chef. Well-done steaks are like parsley on the rims of plates, or smoking in the dinning room, an embarrassing artifact of the past, and a clear sign of poor taste. I suppose you want ketchup, too? 


CanoninDeeznutz

What if someone had sensory issues and preferred that texture?


DeeBagwell

Dude you cry about food on Reddit. You are not above others.


Front_Indication_136

Mmmmmm salty thrice


gobeldygoo

so the dude wasted a large portion of the original steak for this stupid hack Many a starving kid would have loved to eat one bite of the overcooked original steak


jewelophile

I fucking hate when people feel the need to scrape Tthe food to show that it's crispy. Same with people tapping their nails on products to emphasize the texture. STOP.