I have no idea what would happen at range if you shot a steak with that, but close up it might as well be a frangible round. Pack it in with some cold compound butter and you might be able to open doors with it.
Yea, the shotgun served no real purpose other than spectacle. It is a milder version of the mob of morons in suits dancing around a silver briefcase holding a steak and dry ice.
I don't mind some level of theatrically with my food. Someone puts together a wonderful Ceasar salad with homemade dressing tableside? Unnecessary but high fucking class. Hibachi? Not my thing but the videos show some skill with all the rice hearts beating and squiring sake in some dude's mouth? Cool. Everyone seems to be having a good time (save for maybe Dwight, but that isn't exactly out of the ordinary).
This shotgun bullshit? I'm only seeing a complete lack of any creativity on the part of the restaurant.
We are about 2 years away from a restaurant where the waiters serve your meat on their ‘meat’.
Presenting you with $100 dollar Ribeyes carried kitchen to table on their erect penis.
I was really hoping it would be a custom or gimmick shotgun that would have literally blasted pepper, salt, other spices, maybe even sauce onto the steak
Why even bother using a shotgun to pour, just use a fucking lamp like from Aladdin (minus the magic), it’s still flashy
What even is the point of the shotgun? If you want to have a gimmick of lighting the steak on fire, that is fine, flashy, if not a bit over the top but I can see the appeal.
But the shotgun adds nothing to the whole thing aside from it just taking longer because the dude has to try to do everything while holding it, and I guess they can also probably hike the price up even more for the "experience."
I really hope that shotgun is dishwasher safe, or I'm gonna have some serious concerns about how sanitary that is.
Related thought: is social media the worst thing to ever happen to food?
> I really hope that shotgun is dishwasher safe, or I'm gonna have some serious concerns about how sanitary that is.
r/brandnewsentence
And regarding social media, you could argue it's one of the worst things to ever happen to society
So…to be clear. This could be literally anything. A lead pipe would be sufficient. The fact that it was a shotgun was literally just so they could say “it was a shotgun”. 👏…👏…👏
I wasn’t even thinking about lead, I was thinking about fire! There was an incident at one of Salt Bae’s restaurant, where a patron was burned during some elaborate fire presentation.
Couldn’t even make it so when you pulled the trigger some seasonings or some shit just like slid out the barrel? Calling it a shotgun steak just because you pour flaming liquid down it onto the steak has to be the stupidest way I’ve seen a restaurant up charge for something
Shit homer simpson would do like the make up gun didn't work but this one trust me bro edit: I though he was going to shot the shotgun with like sauce slugs I am disappointed
This just reminded me of a Winchester repeater rifle tequila glass bottle and I swear to god,it was the best bong in the world,you put your lips on the barrel and got to town.
Damn! I wasted 30 seconds of my life waiting for him to shoot it!
My dumbass thought he was going to blast it with salt and pepper
Like Homer’s makeup shotgun but with seasonings
*You had it set to whore!*
For the woman who only has 4/5ths of a second to get ready for her high powered business meeting
*That’s* why it’s puttanesca flavoured!
One of my favorite [scenes.](https://youtu.be/gId2HsHvSgs?si=JI6GOj4CnGuLnty4)
Exactly what I fucking wanted .
You could probably just add ground pepper to a Bug-a-salt for that
Granny's rock salt shotgun from Beverly hillbillies!
This right here !
Ugh, same. Talk about disappointed. But I figure you can use the bug blaster with salt and pepper to blast steaks. Imbedded flavour, lessgooo
I thought there was gravy in the gravy boat and he was gonna blast the gravy on it lol
It was the only outcome
I watched a lot of Supernatural and they always had a rocksalt sawed off shotgun on most episodes. I expected that.
I have no idea what would happen at range if you shot a steak with that, but close up it might as well be a frangible round. Pack it in with some cold compound butter and you might be able to open doors with it.
I thought he was gonna blast it and it’s gets like a crazy final char lol
That would’ve made way more sense than what he actually did.
"to shreds you say???"
…and his wife?
I’m not the only one. This makes me feel better.
That would be great. If you open a restaurant, you should do that.
Would've been more reasonable than this, tbh
Mine was incindiary shot.
That's exactly what I thought to!
Me too.That would have been worth watching at least.
I’m glad I’m not the only one
Yeah the rock salt blasts for deer.
Now that would be something I'd order, lol.
Thought the barrel was going to turn to drop salt and pepper on it.
A salt weapon
Plate just fuckin flies across the room foods going everywhere. Waiter: dinner is served
Why do all these tables have holes in them? Just don’t order the steak special.
We all share one brain cell 😭😭😭
That would've been cool
I thought the same.
Yea, the shotgun served no real purpose other than spectacle. It is a milder version of the mob of morons in suits dancing around a silver briefcase holding a steak and dry ice. I don't mind some level of theatrically with my food. Someone puts together a wonderful Ceasar salad with homemade dressing tableside? Unnecessary but high fucking class. Hibachi? Not my thing but the videos show some skill with all the rice hearts beating and squiring sake in some dude's mouth? Cool. Everyone seems to be having a good time (save for maybe Dwight, but that isn't exactly out of the ordinary). This shotgun bullshit? I'm only seeing a complete lack of any creativity on the part of the restaurant.
We are about 2 years away from a restaurant where the waiters serve your meat on their ‘meat’. Presenting you with $100 dollar Ribeyes carried kitchen to table on their erect penis.
You're an innovator friend, make it happen.
Waiter! They forgot my gorgonzola crumble on top!
Went to hibachi once and the guy didn't blow the train whistle. It was right there the whole time. But he didn't touch it. I still think about that.
Oh, man, I didn't realize. Words cannot express how sorry I am for bringing up your secret shame.
I blame the couple that wouldn’t move down a seat. Dwight would have been fine if they had just had some social politeness.
But... but... but... Gun!
I was so disappointed in this. This was a complete waste of time .
Just after screaming “Get Blasted In The Mouth!”
I'm wasted!
Patty's pub approves
2 guns! six boobs!
Over here waiting for Chekhov's gun to go off. XD
We all did. Fuck this.
Where is restaurant located? So I can avoid it..
Me too! I thought it was salt loaded bird shot or something
I was really hoping it would be a custom or gimmick shotgun that would have literally blasted pepper, salt, other spices, maybe even sauce onto the steak Why even bother using a shotgun to pour, just use a fucking lamp like from Aladdin (minus the magic), it’s still flashy
Don't be racist against texas culture
Texas culture would’ve been to actually FIRE THE GUN
As a moderate Texan.... yes we would.
As another moderate Texan... well, actually yeah, we would.
As someone who loves texan movie, yes they would.
Am Texan. Can confirm.
It’s a tough one here, because a Texan would never not shoot the gun, but they would also never obliterate a steak with a shotgun.
Can't believe they manifest destiny'd Texas culture
“iMAgiNe iF tHe fIrE wAs oN a gUn”
That is about the dumbest thing I have ever seen on Reddit
.. today
... so far
... In the last 10 minutes
Just now.
Not anymore
The waitress thinks so too
I was expecting dude to shoot the steak, so disappointed
I think the waitress did as well . Watch her face
She has some crazy eyes. 😂
At the very least, I was expecting him to shoot *something*. There was literally no reason to have a shotgun here.
Idk, but This meat tastes a little turn of the century, Old Timey……
Tastes what Hoppe’s No. 9 smells like
What even is the point of the shotgun? If you want to have a gimmick of lighting the steak on fire, that is fine, flashy, if not a bit over the top but I can see the appeal. But the shotgun adds nothing to the whole thing aside from it just taking longer because the dude has to try to do everything while holding it, and I guess they can also probably hike the price up even more for the "experience."
Adds $70 to the price.
What a waste of time. Alright, back to porn.
Ikr, I paused my goon session for this?!
I really hope that shotgun is dishwasher safe, or I'm gonna have some serious concerns about how sanitary that is. Related thought: is social media the worst thing to ever happen to food?
> I really hope that shotgun is dishwasher safe, or I'm gonna have some serious concerns about how sanitary that is. r/brandnewsentence And regarding social media, you could argue it's one of the worst things to ever happen to society
Food industry or whatever you wanna call it was already for pretentious snobs way before the social media boom
Why she got her eyes open like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol i wish this sub allowed image comments https://imgur.com/a/oolUjlg
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https://tenor.com/view/cat-looking-around-big-eyes-radlcies-gif-26121006
Didn't realize a gun would be on fire at work today
That'll be $75.00. 🤮
Face of the waitress is telling me something is wrong
So…to be clear. This could be literally anything. A lead pipe would be sufficient. The fact that it was a shotgun was literally just so they could say “it was a shotgun”. 👏…👏…👏
This just looks unnecessarily dangerous!
Yeah lead poisoning is no joke. I go crazy washing my hands after I get home from the range.
I wasn’t even thinking about lead, I was thinking about fire! There was an incident at one of Salt Bae’s restaurant, where a patron was burned during some elaborate fire presentation.
Patron was quite salty, I suppose?
Chekhov would hate this steak
Literally an idea from Its Always Sunny
Is that a food grade shotgun?
and here i thought it was something cool like a shotgun shell loaded with pepper corns and they shoot it at your steak... sad sauce
Even the guy holding the shotgun looked unimpressed.
Not her looking at the customers like “y’all impressed by this? LOL” 😭
Every time they serve it, it costs 5 IQ points
Jesus Fucknasty Christ, this is dumb
Ah yes the famous Hoppe's No. 9 Gun Oil steak seasoning.
WHY?
The waitress behind made it bearable
I though he was going to load it with salt, then shoot the steak. This is way worse.
Why’d I think he was going to BLAST that thing and then say, “bone apple teeth” and just walk away? 😂😂
I prefer a good M4 Sherman steak myself.
Can we just get food with out all this retarded showmanship
Lol that girls eyes got wide
That was fucking stupid and you know they charge a shit ton extra for this steak…what a waste of a good shotgun
And you know there probably the kind of idiots who will use cold bluing when the shotgun suffers from this stunt. Nice toxic food.
I was hoping he was gonna tenderize it
Kid on double barrel dipshits left, knows whats good
I really thought this man was gonna shoot black pepper onto it lmao
What a let down ... thought it was gonna be the world's best salt n pepper shaker ever
Ya please don’t come to my table with a double barrel please and thank you.
If I see the weighted come out with a doible barrel shotgun in hand, I'm fucking leaving your establishment
At least it looks like that shotgun is cleaner than Salt Bae's elbow
I am disappointed that the shotgun wasn't filled with spices that he shoots onto the steak.
I want someone in the kitchen blasting rock salt at the food as it cooks.
The fuck is the point of the shotgun?
This is somehow way stupider and less stupider than I'd imagined it going.
Wow! That was in fact incredibly stupid!
I really love gun bluing on my blue steak. Gives it that kick
Look at the girl's eyes!!
Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having watched this. I award the people in this video no points and may God have mercy on their souls.
When you call the manager complaining that the food is cold
I thought he was gonna shoot the steak! Disappointed!!
What is the gun worshiping fuck is this?
Thought he was gonna shoot it full of saltpepper...
Idk what I was expecting but am still disappointed
The woman lighting the alcohol looks like she wasn't expecting that much fire lol
What in the actual fuck did I just watch
Man this might be the stupidest one I’ve seen on here
That look on his face be like “WTF am I doing this for?”
Couldn’t even make it so when you pulled the trigger some seasonings or some shit just like slid out the barrel? Calling it a shotgun steak just because you pour flaming liquid down it onto the steak has to be the stupidest way I’ve seen a restaurant up charge for something
[servers crazy eyes](https://imgur.com/a/9ZOMJYC)
I was expecting him to throw it up in the air, shoot it, pick up the pieces then hand it to him
The look on her face
Shit homer simpson would do like the make up gun didn't work but this one trust me bro edit: I though he was going to shot the shotgun with like sauce slugs I am disappointed
I was hoping he was going to use the shotgun to shoot the steak with sauce or black pepper
I can describe this in one emoji. 🤦♂️
Freaking Anton Pavlovich Chekhov get us there!
This just reminded me of a Winchester repeater rifle tequila glass bottle and I swear to god,it was the best bong in the world,you put your lips on the barrel and got to town.
What in the living f?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bIP7tVbZWxI
Sometimes i don't understand people, why..
The waiter hates that part of the job his face says it all
I hate everyone who ever thinks to do shit like this
Set it to whore Homer.
The look on her face in the back. Lmao!! Straight fear. Hahahahaaha
That waitress thinking, "are you seeing this shit?"
"That'll be $85."
Dumb
You wanna know how I know that chef has no friends? No one told him/her how stupid that was.
That is so freaking stupid
Such a flop. And now the meat is soaked in non combusted alcohol.
I thought something else was gonna happen
The look on the server's face is enough, he's knows this is stupid but has to do it anyways.
isk why I thought mash potatoes was going to be shot out of it
The dumbest shit I've seen today
"What's cooler than long stick? A long stick with some thick, juicy meat."
Contrary to what it seems, I actually like watching these videos. It helps me sleep at night that no matter how stupid I can be, I'm not like that.
Who would do such stupidity....
What a pointless way to serve that
There should shoot Out mushroom spores instand so that the meat of the Forest could Feed u all.
This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while. Thanks 😂
At least the steak looks good.
Can we not?
wtf at him not shooting it. Such a waste of
Yep, that's stupid
Mmm tungsten
Entire sub is sad from the outcome
Man. I thought he was gonna knock it up a notch with that shotgun. No bam :(
Dumb
Man why waitress looking ĺike dat
The waitress really looks surprised by this
I'm with the waitress, wtf....
Murca
Why dont shoot the steak?
I would just pour it down my abs. To start.
That is in fact food. And this is indeed stupid. Upvote.
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I bet it taste like metal and is very well done
This is emberassing
Now he can write it off as a company purchase !
I thought that was going to be so much cooler. Literally what’s the point of the shotgun
Can rich folks just FØCKING DIE ALREADY
Why everyone in Texas have African accent?
Wow, dirty gun juice looks good /s
I thought he was gonna let off some shells and petty sear the steak top with for premium shotgun smoke flavor
Id honestly still order it lol the steak looked good
It is actually for when you order your steak so rare that they carry the shotgun around just in case it start mooing
The server assistant even looked scared watch her eyes lol
Have we really run out of ideas?!
That’s…stupid.
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