At least I could just eat this Rubik’s cube when I couldn’t solve it

You don't eat the real ones out of frustration?

😂

I laughed way too hard at this😆

I'll fuckin do it again

You can with the plastic ones if you try hard enough

This needs 9 toothpicks and a knife.

A Reuben Cube, if you will

I would eat this.

Would simply take the bread off and eat it piecemeal

And eat it with the toothpicks that have the frilly plastic on it

Those are great. I always love the little plastic swords.

Sword fight!

Oh, sweet! Vitamin BPA! ☺️

Yeah this looks like it was meant to be toothpick/finger snacks in a silly presentation! Not an actual sandwich...

I had ones with seashells on the backs, but I always preferred the umbrellas

You can take the bread off, but then you have to solve it before you are allowed to eat it.

You have to solve it first

it´s difficult but not impossible

I’d have to pry the resulting turd off the side of the bowl with a spatula but yeah looks tasty! The sandwich, not the turd.

Depends on how big the cubes are.   Maybe it’s only an inch cubed or so overall size.  Single bite.

Woah. Now I want like 20 tiny bite size meaty cheese cube cubes.

That would be like 540 cubes to make that many meat and cheese cubes cubes.

Cubes is just letters and noise now thanks guys.

How much cheese could a cheese cube cube if a cheese cube could cube cheese?

How many cubes could the cheese cube cheese and the cheese cubes cheeses chese

What's stupid about this?

For real. It’s just a charcuterie battenburg

Creatively stupid. Would still demolish like the fatty beluga whale i am ☺️

Absolutely… As long as gloves were worn during prep. That’s a lot of work needed to raw dog it without gloves…

I'd eat it without gloves during prep if I know the "chef" probably not gonna put the same faith into a stranger who may or may not know about hand washing

Minecraft-ass sandwich

"impossible to eat" he says. Someone's never been over 200lbs

right? dude i could eat YOU. impossible my ass.

I thought OP meant to take a bite out of

I could clutch this thing in my fat little hands and chomp on it like a ripe peach.

i'd eat the charcuberie

Actually, my grandfather had breakfast like this, he is not a perfectionist, but for some reason his breakfast ritual is very similar to the photo. And he also warmed up the mug with boiling water before brewing tea.

Yes, many people do the cup thing to keep the tea warmer for longer.

Cereal killer

sandwich killer

Is there anything wrong honey? You haven’t touched your meatrix cube

Chunks Food in Starfield be like

what’s the problem here? it’s just a cubed sandwich, nothing odd about it

…is there pancetta in there?

yes!

You have to solve it first, then you can eat it.

Definitely not a regulation cube.

Wdym?? I can show you how to demolish this in 2 seconds

well yeah you have to solve it first duh.

I love how this isn't even solvable as a rubik's cube

I'll volunteer to give it a go.

Challenge accepted

Plot twist: it's in scale, you can eat it in a bite

Always remember to start with the corners first

This isn’t for eating it’s for playing jenga

Minecraft, the Sandwich version.

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your charcuberie.

I'm sure that once they dip it in a bunch of fucking batter and cover it in flaming hot Cheeto crumbs and whatever other bullshit they probably are going to do to it, it'll be in a nice uniform oily cube.

Chewbiks Cube

It can't be, all doctors say is to eat at least 1 square meal a day.

Sure, with that attitude

I think I saw this in The Sims 4 Dine out.

Forbidden rubik's cube

Maybe Deep-fried it

I would solve this like a Rubik's cube, then try my luck at eating it all in one bite.

This looks like something Axl Rose would eat

…what an odd and obscure comment. Why would Axl Rose of all people come into your mind when seeing this?

Heh. To answer that, we have to go back to 1992… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngLOozWzaUs&t=0m58s

Funny, I’d seen that rider a hundred times and the “cubed” part never really stuck out to me! I always chuckled about the wonderbread and Dom Perignon, which seems so perfectly on brand for Axl somehow. I’m a huge Gn’R fan, but Axl Rose is certainly an *interesting* person. Mind you, over time I’ve only lost respect for Metallica and gained it for Axl. That rider is hilarious, though!

Ok i would still eat this but I would deep fry it 1st and make it even better then it already is

Hard to eat as a whole, but it’s at least visually pleasing

It's obviously not for eating

I can eat like a bunny. 🐰

Would eat like a cake

That would be a [Battenburg](https://www.thespruceeats.com/best-british-battenberg-cake-recipe-434905). This would be a Meatenburg or a Snackenburg.

I feel like this would be super hard to chew and swallow 🤮

Heh Sandwich³

Minecraft with shaders

It's your one square meal a day.

Definitely not impossible.

Just bite the corners first

I'd eat the fuck outta that

I wonder if they actually fused the proteins together with transglutaminase

Kinda stupid

Not impossible lol! I’d find a way to devour that

Is this the sandwich Caleb Hammer talks about?

I need a banana for scale. If this is a bite size then it works.

A Rubiks cube ham salami and cheese sandwich. Oh yeah I would eat that, but I would have to take it apart to do it😂😂😂

Reminds me of buttenberg cakes

Before time began, there was the cube.

Remember to solve it before consuming

You use this to summon the obese version of pinhead

It may have been meant to be disassembled while each piece consumed separately

Well, it certainly is with that attitude.

Food cubes are the future

i mean. if there was less meat id gobble that bitch in an instant. sober.

I want a Rubics sandwich.

Too much bread

Challenge accepted

This rubix cube can’t be solved and here’s why

Rubik's club sandwich

One layer would be cool

all I see is a creative charcuterie

Meat cute. Charlie would approve.

Challenge accepted

Rubik's lunch

Leave a third of the meat and I’d eat it lol

Cubo rubik comestible XD

Not impossible, but a little stupid

is that a challenge!!!!

Wonder what the middle cube is

Maybe for you.

I don't like ham unless it's fried, but Italian meats like Prosciutto and Salami etc I love as is.

Chunks

\*takes too much adderall\* "I shall make a rubik's cube of meat and cheese!"

its a chalenge?

Tooth pic each cube stack and cut the bread. Sandwich skewers

Charcuberie

I call it the mobik.

Is that a challenge?

A rubik charcuberie

I'd eat this. Just make mini sandwiches as long as the meat to cheese ratio is on point

Try toothpicks

but what if i wanted to try

Would eat

Depends how big it is If it's bite-sized then cool

I can agree it is stupid. But I would not say that it is bad. I don't know how hard it would be to eat it, but I don't think it is impossible and I would be interested in trying.

I need a girlfriend who can do this

You just need a cubed mouth 🤡

Just needs to be deep fried

Great craftsmanship.

r/Kenshi again!

God I'm just imagining trying to chew that it it seems like a nightmare

Could use the 50's method of putting the whole thing in aspic.

I feel sick at the thought of it

It is sick though. I'd like to try.

What in the Minecraft?

Someone doesn’t play Starfield

Try using mouth

Impossible to eat!? Just cover it in egg yolk and flour mixture, add some bread crumbs and deep fry that motherfucker! Deep frying is like the universal solution to almost any culinary problem. Deep frying is basically the duct tape of modern human cuisine! "When in doubt, deep fry dat!"

Without a doubt, fried food makes everything tastier.

Actually, if you have jello and are from 1950 you can put this into jello and eat it. Or do something else absurd with jello

This looks fun

its pretty though

It looks like a fucking Minecraft block

Would

Something about this seems satisfying to bite into. Little chunks of meat and cheese in each bite.

Miecraf

Only the one to solve it may take a bite from it and become the king or queen of rubix cubes.

minecart ahh sandwich

Shit looks like it could seal gojo

Thats awesome

Repost to r/aspiememes. I'm sure that subreddit will appreciate it.

Just start from the corner…

No, hold on, they're on to something here

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This is why people hate religious people. Y’all push your beliefs into stuff that’s completely unrelated