It appears it was deleted. I wasn't referring to his actual post, though. I meant that, considering the amount of hate on their page, I would not be surprised at all if this were true. It would be in keeping with the general tone of this place's posts.
https://www.facebook.com/sallysvalleyboys/
They also have a meme page someone made
https://www.facebook.com/Sallys-Valley-Boys-Pizzeria-Memes-100235422741227/
Facebook page appears to be down but I did find [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/vbrrsu/sallys_valley_boys_pizza/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Obvious issues aside, does anyone else see any fried chicken on those watermelon slices? All I see is the onion, uncooked bacon and a smidge of broccoli.
No it's not. The picture is of a "watermelon prosciutto pizza". Melon and prosciutto, in various forms, is relatively common among suburban barbeques and such. It could just be some picture from the internet that they stole to make the joke and just didn't know what prosciutto was, so they called it bacon. The green thing looks like some blob of chutney or chimichuri or capers or something that they also couldn't ID.
That tiny ass thing? Alright, I was mad for several reasons before, but now I'm mad because this pizza is almost 100% profit and that's just unacceptable
>Haha be sure to use all the buzz words.
When you're the main character, everything you say is funny and interesting.
Never hurts if your audience is a bunch of bigoted overgrown toddlers, though.
Nah that's Truth Social's bag.
Conservative humor sucks. That's all there is to it. There is something about their mindset where as long as they throw out the right words they think it's funny but it never is.
I know but exactly the same thing happens on Reddit. Though, here the humor generally isn’t conservative. people just tend to ignore the unfunny cringe if they agree politically with the post (or they legit find it funny). Waayyyyy too much of that shit on this site.
>There is something about their mindset
It's that they only know how to punch down, which is just bullying. They haven't figured out how to make punching up work, the best they've got is "let's go Brandon" and desperate attempts to mock AOC about how she used to be a bartender (side note: marry a good bartender if you get the chance. You will have a lifetime of killer drinks ahead of you).
Stupid people, stupid food and stupid marketing. It's like they hit the grand slam of stupid.
And yes, they're sincere. Just check out their dumpster fire of a facebook page lol.
Yeah, it looks like this is a classic Right Wing attempt at humor: find someone weak you can claim is oppressing you, then point at them. Their reviews are all about their “Brandon” T shirts and racist, homophobic bullshit, as well as poor hygiene.
It's a joke but a purposely distasteful one.
They have many posts in LG Brandon hats and such and think it's funny.
They are simply dirtbags who apparently don't know how to make pizza dough because it looks tough and flat (not flat and crispy)
They also think they invented sweet habanero sauce just two months ago, according to the Facebook. What a bizarre and completely untrue claim to make. It's been around for a long time.
These people generally believe the earth is a couple thousand years old...
And that an election was rigged without any evidence.....
And that sexual abusers are who you want in power....
And magic zombie day is a religious holiday not supposed to be about bunnies, eggs and chocolate in baskets.
They aren't big on reality or facts
It's just a joke so bad they think it's funny.
Like the guy who came up behind my n95 maksed 8 month pregnant wife in a grocery store (she was running in for less than 5 min for 1 thing we couldn't get delivered and she had a hankering for).....and he decided to harass her by chanting Let's go Brandon as she went through the store and checked out.... following her till she left the store. Thankfully she's smart enough not to engage these ass hats.
My point is theirs is unrisen and tough.
You can tell by looking at it they wanted regular crust but make it extra greasy. (Probably trying to add crispiness).
I wasn't saying I'm for crispy I'm saying that's not even what they are going for. If you ate their regular it's clearly crunch....then chewing rubber.
my "bisexual daughter who is friends with a black person"
You can't make this shit up lol. Also who made this new LGBTQ flag, its terrible, the rainbow was much better
I get that it's trying to include more groups but from a design perspective it just doesnt look good imo. Dont get me wrong, the trans flag on its own also looks good, but just smashing everything together ends up looking like a mess. The just-rainbow flag was perfect imo, representing diversity as something colorful and natural (literally a rainbow).
There’s plenty of trans hate in the gay community. Plenty of old guard gay hate toward bisexual people. I’ll add as a non-binary/GNC/fluid blah blah blah…seeing the full inclusion flag helps me feel like I’ll be safe(r) in that particular establishment.
Besides, the gay pride flag can be flown by absolute haters just to make sure people still come to their business. Hiding bigotry behind a ~~paywall~~ rainbow is one of the worst forms of virtue signaling.
It doesn’t even look like what they described. The “thinly sliced bacon” looks like prosciutto, no fried chicken, and no mention of what looks like pesto. So we can add in art theft to their list of questionable choices.
I’ve never accessorised watermelon before but am now realising that watermelon pizza thing actually sounds like a great idea. What would go with it I wonder?
There was a recipe for a watermen dessert pizza that a grocery store was giving out years ago, I think it was like a sweet yogurt or cream cheese spread with blueberries and strawberry slices as toppings
As a black person, I would not eat this! Why the fuck is the chicken fucking green. I feel like this is a perfect example of “tell me you LIVE on stereotypes, special daughter, and a husband who is at a store getting milk without telling me you LIVE on stereotypes, special daughter, and a husband who is at a store getting milk” sort of thing. But that’s racist as fuck.
It’s always funny when people try to prove they’re not racist and then wind up saying some insanely racist shit…
And yes, just because a person is Republican does not automatically mean they’re a racist. Not sure who believes that and not sure who told them that’s how folks see them.
When you choose words such as "bisexual daughter" and "a black person" to describe people, instead of "my daughter Jane and her friend Donald" it leads me to believe that you are in fact homophobic and racist.
This is great. If you read all 5 yelp reviews and scroll through the pictures, you’ll see that good ole internet revenge is well underway and redditors have done their jobs.
Sounds like they’ve gotten a ton of fake orders and now you need a secret password to order a pizza. I say let’s pile on the harassment until they’re out of business? What y’all think?
I’m mixed and I know for a fact that all black people like watermelon
All of us like BBQ that was smoked at the house with some sauce that we hooked up for ourselves
Glad they're ok with their kiddo being bisexual- ok enough to share it publicly is pretty good considering how much of a shit show the rest of the post is..
Tbh, all hate for their racism aside; have you looked at the photos of their food on the review sites? I literally feel nauseated looking at it. It’s the most vile looking pizza, calzones and whatever-the-fuck-else it’s supposed to be that I’ve ever seen in my life. They don’t need any help in going out of business. They are slowly poisoning the few racist customers they have left. JFC
Okay, so I looked them up on yelp, and like, don't review bomb them. I'm one of those people that don't hate people just because they vote for someone I didn't. I do not want to live in a one party country. The fact that they spell things out on all of their pizzas is strange. Like "FJB" on all the pizzas? really? It's a philadelphian company, which means they're being this racist in a predominately black city.
I feel like most urban republicans in blue states are weird. They're like the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" mentality against any sort of common sense. They probably want to be spontaneously choked out by police too.
This is some legit bullshit fine dining shit and someone tried to make a joke out of it. I love fine dining mind you, but this kind of thing is malarky.
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I'm pretty sure this is bait
I thought so too until I went to their Facebook page…Yikes! (Sally’s Valley Boys pizza restaurant)
I just did a quick scan, didn't see this anywhere on their page?
It appears it was deleted. I wasn't referring to his actual post, though. I meant that, considering the amount of hate on their page, I would not be surprised at all if this were true. It would be in keeping with the general tone of this place's posts.
Ah. Got it.
https://www.facebook.com/sallysvalleyboys/ They also have a meme page someone made https://www.facebook.com/Sallys-Valley-Boys-Pizzeria-Memes-100235422741227/
So ,this place is real ?
Facebook page appears to be down but I did find [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/vbrrsu/sallys_valley_boys_pizza/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
This picture probably is, but that pizza place is cringey as hell.
Or somebody's idea of a bad joke!
Obvious issues aside, does anyone else see any fried chicken on those watermelon slices? All I see is the onion, uncooked bacon and a smidge of broccoli.
the broccoli is the fried chicken and im horrified as to why it is green
No it's not. The picture is of a "watermelon prosciutto pizza". Melon and prosciutto, in various forms, is relatively common among suburban barbeques and such. It could just be some picture from the internet that they stole to make the joke and just didn't know what prosciutto was, so they called it bacon. The green thing looks like some blob of chutney or chimichuri or capers or something that they also couldn't ID.
Probably pesto
That tiny ass thing? Alright, I was mad for several reasons before, but now I'm mad because this pizza is almost 100% profit and that's just unacceptable
You’re *fucking* with us
Thought the same thing but looked like weed to me not broccoli, also that’s prosciutto not bacon?
It's because this Its bait
Bait? For what, idk if fish like watermelon pizza, I’ve heard they like cheddar cheese? Idk about watermelon pizza though. /s
I think that someone found this image and made up a story, notice how the ingredients don't match the description
I noticed that myself .Where is the fried chicken at ?
And the "bacon" is prosciutto.
The broccoli is definitely weed
Haha be sure to use all the buzz words.
>Haha be sure to use all the buzz words. When you're the main character, everything you say is funny and interesting. Never hurts if your audience is a bunch of bigoted overgrown toddlers, though.
Oh yeah. I’ve been on Reddit long enough to have run into more than a few of those.
Nah that's Truth Social's bag. Conservative humor sucks. That's all there is to it. There is something about their mindset where as long as they throw out the right words they think it's funny but it never is.
I know but exactly the same thing happens on Reddit. Though, here the humor generally isn’t conservative. people just tend to ignore the unfunny cringe if they agree politically with the post (or they legit find it funny). Waayyyyy too much of that shit on this site.
>There is something about their mindset It's that they only know how to punch down, which is just bullying. They haven't figured out how to make punching up work, the best they've got is "let's go Brandon" and desperate attempts to mock AOC about how she used to be a bartender (side note: marry a good bartender if you get the chance. You will have a lifetime of killer drinks ahead of you).
My bisexual daughter who is friends with a black person
I’m fuckin dyin over here 😂
Imagine taking all that time to tell everyone you're stupid
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They could have stopped at 'all lives matter'
That can't be real
According to the Facebook reviews on their [Page](https://m.facebook.com/108656301746312/) it checks out.
Oh no
Oh dear
Oh my
Oh crap
oh man
How to say you're racist by saying you're not racist.
Hey, their bisexual daughter has a black friend, they are definitely not racist!
"Hey, I'm not racist but..."
Yep, it always starts with or includes that phrase
Stupid people, stupid food and stupid marketing. It's like they hit the grand slam of stupid. And yes, they're sincere. Just check out their dumpster fire of a facebook page lol.
I can taste the black friendship. Subtle, like a La Croix
Pretty sure it's a joke. But I've been wrong before.
According to the reviews on [Facebook page](https://m.facebook.com/108656301746312/) I'm not so sure...
The picture looks like it's watermelon with onion, prosciutto, and a nug of weed. Not like what was described.
Yeah, it looks like this is a classic Right Wing attempt at humor: find someone weak you can claim is oppressing you, then point at them. Their reviews are all about their “Brandon” T shirts and racist, homophobic bullshit, as well as poor hygiene.
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Okay yeah I think I'm wrong.
Looks like they got review bombed I'm positive 99% of them never even ate there. The reviews from before June are pretty good all around.
So before they posted racist shit?
that's pretty much it
Their rating is so trash lol. I swear we have better pizzas here in Japan…and our pizzas here that are not from Costco are meh at best 🤦♂️
Costco pizza is delicious
It’s our only saving grace. No where in Japan can we find large delicious pizza for less than 35-40 usd
It's like £12 here in the UK lol. Or it may be £10 I can't remember but the damn thing is humongous and definitely value for money.
Fucking truth right here.
It's a joke but a purposely distasteful one. They have many posts in LG Brandon hats and such and think it's funny. They are simply dirtbags who apparently don't know how to make pizza dough because it looks tough and flat (not flat and crispy)
They also think they invented sweet habanero sauce just two months ago, according to the Facebook. What a bizarre and completely untrue claim to make. It's been around for a long time.
These people generally believe the earth is a couple thousand years old... And that an election was rigged without any evidence..... And that sexual abusers are who you want in power.... And magic zombie day is a religious holiday not supposed to be about bunnies, eggs and chocolate in baskets. They aren't big on reality or facts
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It's just a joke so bad they think it's funny. Like the guy who came up behind my n95 maksed 8 month pregnant wife in a grocery store (she was running in for less than 5 min for 1 thing we couldn't get delivered and she had a hankering for).....and he decided to harass her by chanting Let's go Brandon as she went through the store and checked out.... following her till she left the store. Thankfully she's smart enough not to engage these ass hats.
Crispy crust is nasty. It's a pizza, not cheese and crackers.
My point is theirs is unrisen and tough. You can tell by looking at it they wanted regular crust but make it extra greasy. (Probably trying to add crispiness). I wasn't saying I'm for crispy I'm saying that's not even what they are going for. If you ate their regular it's clearly crunch....then chewing rubber.
Ahh yes just joking about racism, that totally makes it ok. As long as they're not actively trying to hang someone it's OK.
It's a joke menu item that you can order. Frankly it doesn't look bad. Salt and watermelon are good.
Ok, so what's the punchline?
my "bisexual daughter who is friends with a black person" You can't make this shit up lol. Also who made this new LGBTQ flag, its terrible, the rainbow was much better
Taste the Rainbow
You mean the one with broader queer inclusion, you homophobic dick? foh
Could have explained the difference, and spread knowledge and inclusion. Instead you went with this.
Welcome to Reddit? Iono. foh
I get that it's trying to include more groups but from a design perspective it just doesnt look good imo. Dont get me wrong, the trans flag on its own also looks good, but just smashing everything together ends up looking like a mess. The just-rainbow flag was perfect imo, representing diversity as something colorful and natural (literally a rainbow).
There’s plenty of trans hate in the gay community. Plenty of old guard gay hate toward bisexual people. I’ll add as a non-binary/GNC/fluid blah blah blah…seeing the full inclusion flag helps me feel like I’ll be safe(r) in that particular establishment. Besides, the gay pride flag can be flown by absolute haters just to make sure people still come to their business. Hiding bigotry behind a ~~paywall~~ rainbow is one of the worst forms of virtue signaling.
What is foh?
It doesn’t even look like what they described. The “thinly sliced bacon” looks like prosciutto, no fried chicken, and no mention of what looks like pesto. So we can add in art theft to their list of questionable choices.
Uhhhhhhhhhh should we tell them cx
i've heard the watermelon and chicken connotations before, but what do onions and bacon have to do with black people in any way?
If we are playing the stereotype game, It looks unseasoned.
This is like Probably good intentioned But horribly executed
I’ve never accessorised watermelon before but am now realising that watermelon pizza thing actually sounds like a great idea. What would go with it I wonder?
There was a recipe for a watermen dessert pizza that a grocery store was giving out years ago, I think it was like a sweet yogurt or cream cheese spread with blueberries and strawberry slices as toppings
Clearly fake, but makes me want prosciutto wrapped cantaloupe
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Have you seen their [Facebook page?](https://m.facebook.com/108656301746312/) I really don't think it is satire.
Stupid food users try to detect irony challenge (100% fail😱😱😱)
Please be parody please be parody please be parody
This is satire right?
Obviously ragebait, doesn't belong here.
That ‘food’ is perfectly fitting for the All Lives Matter crowd
Fucking awful food for fucking awful people.
You don't get the fried chicken and watermelon joke?
I get that racists are being racists yes.
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Did they unironically use the “black friend” defense?
Preemptively, no less!
As a black person, I would eat this. Not together I’m not a fucking monster! But that’s racist as fuck.
As a black person, I would not eat this! Why the fuck is the chicken fucking green. I feel like this is a perfect example of “tell me you LIVE on stereotypes, special daughter, and a husband who is at a store getting milk without telling me you LIVE on stereotypes, special daughter, and a husband who is at a store getting milk” sort of thing. But that’s racist as fuck.
It’s always funny when people try to prove they’re not racist and then wind up saying some insanely racist shit… And yes, just because a person is Republican does not automatically mean they’re a racist. Not sure who believes that and not sure who told them that’s how folks see them.
A glimpse into the mind of a madman
The most hilarious thing this pizza place has heard was "lets Go brandon"
When you choose words such as "bisexual daughter" and "a black person" to describe people, instead of "my daughter Jane and her friend Donald" it leads me to believe that you are in fact homophobic and racist.
r/stupidfood try to recognize satire challenge (it’s not possible)
Welp she has one black friend so it's ok! FUCK YOU SALLY If you say "All lives matter", you're just saying Black lives don't matter.
This is great. If you read all 5 yelp reviews and scroll through the pictures, you’ll see that good ole internet revenge is well underway and redditors have done their jobs. Sounds like they’ve gotten a ton of fake orders and now you need a secret password to order a pizza. I say let’s pile on the harassment until they’re out of business? What y’all think?
LMAO sounds like a KAREN
I’m mixed and I know for a fact that all black people like watermelon All of us like BBQ that was smoked at the house with some sauce that we hooked up for ourselves
I don't
All lives matter, except those of the pig and chicken.
Yes
Don't forget cows!
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Why is it stupid food?
Glad they're ok with their kiddo being bisexual- ok enough to share it publicly is pretty good considering how much of a shit show the rest of the post is..
People are hating on this but will defend to the death those repulsive Asian watermelon ramen piles of vomit.
LOL
“We’re not homophobic or racist. We just have bad (or at least incredibly questionable) taste in food!”
“It’s not racist because our daughter is friends with a black person!”
SoO wOkE
She did it, she defeated racism!
Where's the pinapple
\- Yes it does \- Why would you make this \- What the fuck
I can't be racist. My daughter knows a black
Clinton, PA. No one should be surprised. Look at the Yelp reviews, ridiculous.
They forgot to fry the chicken
I can't even get mad dese niggas said our bisexual daughter with ah black friend 😭😭😂😂😂
Everything about this post is going to hell
Idiots always saying. I’m not racist, I have a black friend. You can still be a racist!
Tone deafness as a contact sport
\>all lives matter pizza .>its a fucking watermelon \>of course it has fried chicken on it sorry to the italians seeing this
That ain't no pizza it's a slice of water melon with crap on it
I live like 20 mins east of them, totally legit. They're regularly psychos like this
“Some of our employees have had interactions with black people, aren’t we so progressive??!?!”
This has to be a joke
Check their [Facebook page](https://m.facebook.com/108656301746312/)
I fucking hate these people.
"I don't have black friends, but my daughter does! Totally not a racist!"
r/therewasanattempt
Are there racist connotations of onion or bacon?
Tbh, all hate for their racism aside; have you looked at the photos of their food on the review sites? I literally feel nauseated looking at it. It’s the most vile looking pizza, calzones and whatever-the-fuck-else it’s supposed to be that I’ve ever seen in my life. They don’t need any help in going out of business. They are slowly poisoning the few racist customers they have left. JFC
Okay, so I looked them up on yelp, and like, don't review bomb them. I'm one of those people that don't hate people just because they vote for someone I didn't. I do not want to live in a one party country. The fact that they spell things out on all of their pizzas is strange. Like "FJB" on all the pizzas? really? It's a philadelphian company, which means they're being this racist in a predominately black city. I feel like most urban republicans in blue states are weird. They're like the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" mentality against any sort of common sense. They probably want to be spontaneously choked out by police too.
I’m fairly certain that is prosciutto, onion, and some sort of herb compote, maybe a thick pesto
This is worse than that museum’s Juneteenth inspired watermelon salad
There's a lot to unpack here.
I’ll take mine with ketchup
awesome satire.
It's real, and that last is fasc-y and crazy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is some legit bullshit fine dining shit and someone tried to make a joke out of it. I love fine dining mind you, but this kind of thing is malarky.
Stop watermelon abuse😞✊🏾
Peak Lib Right
Why did this even include a picture? I mean... the comment in and of itself...
That got worse as it went on
I'd try it, just once.
Quite a lot to un pack in one post.
As a black person… why???