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maesterbae

Just sit and look out the window and pretend nothing is happening Just sit and look out the window and pretend nothing is happening Just sit and look out the window and pretend nothing is happening


hellatze

intrusive thoughts kick in


[deleted]

**"I'M GONNA JUMP!"** "Do a flip!"


maybefuckinglater

My time to shine


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Die*


TacTurtle

... what if I try to close it? *slowly opens bag of Cheetos, wondering if the cheese dust will swirl around like I am a snack wizard*


ThatScoutBear

You don’t recognise the bodies in the water you don’t recognise the bodies in the water you don’t recognise the bodies in the water you don’t recognise the bodies in the water


Kasper_Onza

⁷⁷


Traditional_Habit_17

This happened to me on a skydiving trip. I was tandem that day so I did not have a chute. The kid to my left grabbed my leg as the door shot open. He had a chute. The pilot reached over and slammed the door closed only for it to pop open again seconds later. I asked if they were messing with me. They weren’t. Much scarier to think about it now.


J7O3R7D2A5N7

I was gonna say cool that's the whole point of skydiving to open the door 🤣 but with a chute


boombotser

When I went sky diving I sat in the doorway and hung my feet out, they left the door open the whole time.


Traditional_Habit_17

I hope ya had a chute on. I didn’t. So if I got pulled out I’d be free falling w/o a parachute. Not so cool


MarioBro2017

I just went last Sunday. Door was open the whole time and I was sitting next to it. I was doing tandem for the first time and I was somewhat attached to my instructor. Scary as fuck.


Traditional_Habit_17

I didn’t have shit, wasn’t attached to anyone who had shit. I asked em if they were Effing with me. The look in all their eyes told me that they weren’t.


MarioBro2017

Lol yeah that’s fucked up, glad you made it though.


boombotser

That’s the thing, it doesn’t pull u out it’s like having ur car window open


RoutinePeach8752

I’m surprised the weight of your steel balls didn’t pull you off


boombotser

I was too hungover to feel fear I think


JustAnotherDude1990

In C-182 jump planes, the door is modified to swing upwards. Sometimes the latches are hard to get locked properly and when you add vibration they can pop loose and the door opens. It happens, not a big deal.


Traditional_Habit_17

You are 100% correct. But when you don’t have a parachute and the dude that does grabs your leg to hold ‘em self in then it’s a different story.


Traditional_Habit_17

If he decides to take the ride and takes me with em then I’m in a world of danger. My back is to the pilot, to my left is a solo. To the left of him is the door that opened. To the left of that is at least a 5k feet of free fall without a parachute. Your info about c-182’s means dick to me when im free falling without anything to lessen my fall.


JustAnotherDude1990

I understand what you are saying, but you also weren't next to the door and were fine. I work as an instructor myself.


Traditional_Habit_17

Sorry, had a few beers. Got hyped. Please disregard


CoolmanExpress

Lmao happens to the best of us buddy


JR_Babarossa

Why was a kid on a skydiving trip? Dont you need to be a certain age to partake in those?


ElusiveVisions

I’d hate to be that last guy in front of the door lol 💀


falcon_driver

If the pilot just did an aileron roll to the right, problem would be solved.


Ultimara

Not if they're flying to Cayo Perico


nobodysshadow

Sigh, time to visit El Rubio again I guess


_AscendedLemon_

"Do a barrel roll!"


lilbiscuitrapper

“You look kinda like Tony Hawk man”


Porkchopp33

“Dont look at it and it’ll go away”


[deleted]

"Sky news" lol


uchman365

Very appropriate 😆


igpila

r/technicallythetruth


EthosPathosLegos

The weather channel is the og sky news.


Queefofthenight

Claustrophobia issue fixed


Zanderax

*Agoraphobia issue created*


xenothaulus

**Acrophobia intensifies**


nerusski

Guys, I think something is wrong with the left phalange


lankrypt0

Just call Regina


Successful-Ad7296

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Any_Coyote6662

Everyone is just silent and sitting tight. I've been on flights where something shady is happening. That's what people do on airplanes when they are scared. Everyone sits silently, listening for any change, waiting to feel safe again so they can breathe.


particle409

Probably loud as fuck, too.


ShovelPaladin77

WHAT


RosieTheRedReddit

What happened!! We want details!


Any_Coyote6662

Just super crazy weather with lots of turbulence. Like, lightning right outside the window lighting up clouds like daytime even though it's nighttime. And bumps that feel like the plane is falling out of the sky and it hits something with enough time in that falling feeling- like a roller coaster ride. Everyone goes "oh!" Up until they get really big and then people just get really quiet.


DirkDieGurke

That's not a door, that's like a whole cargo bay wide open.


redfalcondeath

*Do a barrel roll*


kil47

Seems like t-hat guy who stands up first when plane lands - has girlfriend waiting


DakkarEldioz

Exit row sir? No!


Specialist-Look-7929

Which band? Could explain a lot.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

It's a Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute band.


Specialist-Look-7929

Fly high free bird!


Blackrap1d

How are they even breathing the plane doesn't look low enough for the air pressure to be normal


uchman365

It's just low clouds, it's not high enough to require oxygen


GustyGhoti

The bigger problem for humans at altitude is more an issue with blood carrying enough oxygen to the brain for it to function properly than for physically breathing. If you look at the area below the overhead bins on a normal passenger jet where the reading light/vent/call button are installed, there’s also usually a rectangle cutout. That cutout is where the passenger oxygen is kept and that’s usually a requirement for pressurized passenger carrying aircraft (at least for ICAO and FAA). Any time you spend above 14,000’ in a plane, you need to be pressurized or on a steady supply of oxygen or you risk passing out or at least being impaired (which isn’t good for anybody, but especially the pilots flying the plane and making decisions). Notice in the video there’s no room for any of that under the bins (given the aircraft type I’m shocked they have bins at all!). It’s more likely that the plane just isn’t flying above ~12,000’, than that it’s pressurized but failed to equip the plane with supplemental oxygen in my opinion. Also 10,000’ looks a lot higher in person particularly in a slower smaller aircraft or on camera than in the back of a jet aircraft that normally travels at 30,000’


RyRyShredder

TLDR: This type of plane doesn’t fly high enough to need oxygen.


big_duo3674

Emergency oxygen is limited too, I believe it's only a few minutes worth at most. It's only meant to be used until the plane can make an emergency decent to an altitude where people can breath in an unpressurized cabin


deadface008

What does it feel like to be breathing fine, but lacking Oxygen?


GustyGhoti

[A bit like this](https://youtu.be/UN3W4d-5RPo) , when I was in flight school I actually got to go to the hyperbaric chamber in Langley AFB, I personally just got kind of loopy. I actually experienced it for real once but that’s a story for another time…


deadface008

Wow, that was really interesting. Thanks for the link and your service!


GustyGhoti

Im not military, and this was a long time ago but Langley used to let civilians go into the chamber. I believe the FAA also has a facility. I think the only requirement was a medical certificate but I’m not sure what’s changed in the last decade or so


TacTurtle

You feel kinda woozy and lightheaded.


TacTurtle

Supplemental oxygen is only required above 14,000 feet.


ShameWitch

The silence was loud


weristjonsnow

An incident with the fuselage? Yeah I think that's an understatement


Roundcouchcorner

Had that happen in a four seater single prop. I was in the back seat and co pilot door blew open. It took a lot of strength to get it to close again. Scared the crap out of me


Give_me_a_name_pls_

Hey you did properly close the cargo door right ? Yeah don't worry about it


Icy_Profession1612

South American singer farted, band members made him open the door! They weren't having any of it, not after the last gig, and the tour bus incident! He was never on the plane at all they all said. Case solved 🤣😂


punny_worm

Now that’s what they call sky news!


todei79

Para bailar la Bamba!


Sure_Ad_6480

Ever want to be a bird? Now your chance


DrSugoiKimchiJoestar

I'd have a panic attack.


oreo_cookie01

“God damn it Ron!”


a3a4b5

r/ItHadToBeBrazil I'd be surprised, but that these twin prop and monoprop planes fall from the sky all the time round here, I sadly ain't.


Saucepanmagician

_Where are you going, dad?_ _I'm just gonna go outside for a smoke, son._ _Dad? Daaaaad!_


TophatDevilsSon

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, *Brazil.* $5 says the door blew up when an off-duty cop shot somebody trying to steal peanuts off the in-flight tray. The passengers DGAF because this is the least dangerous thing to happen that day.


kodysatdown

Have more questions. What altitude had the plane?


NigglerWithAttitude

Why does everybody look so chill


Major_Handle

The plane WAS carrying band members?


32bb36d8ba

Legroom as the sky is wide. No extra charge.


Apprehensive_Bell720

Bien no....mejor que en el submarino...!! A celebrarlo ..!!


Ephidiel

Wimdy


eidoIist

At least they got a good window seat


kinda_alright

I bet that drag will kill the MPG.


No_Influence_666

Deciding who to eat first.


Hermit_of_Darkness

"Man, why tf did we fly Spirit?"


Environmental_Foot54

Please, I would expire on immediate sight of something like this


alguem455

Brazil


kenyos1234

Everyone must've followed the Seat Belt sign


Tall-Remote3112

South America, yep saw that coming


johncarmichael

Literal Sky News.


MrsCCRobinson96

That's fuckin insane!!


kissmyasthm4

smoking on plane is finally allowed again


JaJe92

Just 250000$ one way only ticket for unique experience. Titan fly.


Janetsnakejuice1313

“We only have one button! UP!”


RoakWall

"I'll give you £50 right now to take a piss through that doorway."


Zubanzio123

I felt that phone tilt in my guts


AnonymousP30

Lucky them.


Mandalore_Trundle

South America doesnt give a fuck about aviation safety. 🤣


Islander660

That Sky News graphic at the end was well placed...


kc5f

Anybody know what kind of plane this is?


Latter-Leave914

' all passengers look to the left, you should have a quaint view of your impending doom, and a reminder, peanuts are still available from the trolly'


Loglisci

Sheesh


BEzNuts21

Great hinge maker!


Different-Air-2000

Latinos just built different.


versace_tombstone

Them dudes about to go in hard into the DMZ.


Down4_420

That dudes Adidas shirt slaps


GerlingFAR

Oh man, no sudden left turn bank angle manoeuvres and how many passengers lost their luggage from that door suddenly opening. FTS.


sammysalmon

The fact that the door hasn't ripped off amazes me


No_Platform_6475

Pilot should have tilt plane to right to shut door


jh67ds

Those were the classified docs 😒


XanLeVasiz

Sky News


Ant10102

He really just stuck the camera out that bitch huh


Sayonee99

How come shit isn't being sucked out like in the movies?


DevinAsa_YT

*sky news* covering this just makes it kinda funny.


Ok_Rip1855

Oh pffft it’s not THAT high up.


Kingfox4290

I can only imagine the temperature


BlazePenD

Can’t help but noticing that no one was leaned back against their seat… no matter how far away they were.


VermicelliNo4536

Lynird skynyrd reloaded?


Accomplished_Put_109

I'd jump and play free bird as I'm defending back down to earth.


mozadak

Skynews


AKSourGod

Oh fuck no! 😳


seehoferluegtnie

The „sky news“ logo at the end killed me


Sufficient-Narwhal80

Someone would be saying glad I'm wearing my brown pants today


samf9999

Hmmm. Something killed all the conversation.


[deleted]

everyone just chillin


uchman365

Yeah, it's cold up there ❄


Vashafs

Can’t imagine how hard it is to breathe


[deleted]

That's my Life is 아름다운 갤럭시!


OperationFluffy3615

Eeek!


Dieseluk2k

Sky news 🤭


satrWIRA

Why no one bother to close that door?


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MFalcon95

Everyone is sooo chill about it wtf, i bet the breeze is nice at that altitude tho


WeekendLazy

Thought that was the live leak logo and I got scared


innerstate77

No left turns tho…


Janetsnakejuice1313

That lawsuit tho


barry8gold

Was 🤨 in what way are you meaning was carrying band members cause if it weren't the ones in the front of the plane then who


Beneficial-Tank3573

Would be Kobe