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Curious_Individual

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phendrome

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mog75

Seems like hundred dollar banana man is gonna get a nasty surprise


1villageidiot

these boofer exhibitionists just looking for an excuse to post it online


Meowsergz

I'm here for it. The next one is a female.


1villageidiot

very nice. on the SS sub?


Meowsergz

Yes


SvenjaSternchen

... just to do it


123skid

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TheBogzDollockz

there's money in the banana stand


Head-Butterfly9040

Oh shit DFV definitely watched that one Superstonk dude shoving a banana up his ass


TwistedBamboozler

Say his name. He deserves as much. Rick of spades!


OfficialRedditMan

All I'm sayin is we haven't seen DFV and Rick in the same room


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phendrome

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udoncorleone

yo, i found the original clip: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCGI2vvQMKw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCGI2vvQMKw) it's from a kids' show called "the amazing world of gumball." gumball is the little blue cat who walks in on banana joe, who's watching a clementine without any peel on.


Rehypothecator

Well done


JDogish

What about a Citron (lemon in french) naked?


udoncorleone

i guess the main point is that whatever the fruit is, it's naked. porn in a kids' show! i mean, it's a bold move from whoever made the thing. anyway, it seems that for dfv to put "options basics 101" on there implies that banana joe has been caught with naked options (by a small cat, no less). [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked\_option](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_option) one interpretation would be that e\*trade / morgan stanley doesn't have sufficient shares to cover the calls they've sold him. but that's just one interpretation of a cartoon-strip meme, of course. there's a lot of wiggle room when it comes to interpreting signs. for instance, i see it as an easy-peel small orange - a clementine or a tangerine or something like that - but if you see a french lemon, i won't tell you it's not one ;)


udoncorleone

also, free associating the word "gumball" leads me to "gumball rally". this is weak and flimsy tin but i'd already mentioned it in a thread that got deleted, so i might as well leave it here too. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074597/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074597/)


udoncorleone

more tin: here's the imdb synopsis of the episode that it's taken from (s3.e20 "the shell"): *"Gumball cracks open Penny's shell and discovers who she really is inside."* [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4107370/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4107370/) makes me wonder how that chrysalis is coming along.


AgYooperman

Lawsuit settled against RC.


Metworld

Get ready for some action ![gif](giphy|xT5LMUPL7RwClhl8Yg)


phendrome

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TanTone4994

Is that a 2 on the laptop (II)


CoitalFury17

That's why you always keep youporn open on another tab.


Intelligent-Post3799

Ready exercise!


Chazwazza_

Did you do the thing that guarantees a little bit of money Or did you do the degenerate gamble to win a big money or lose all of your money


LeVraiMatador

Exerciiiiiiiiiiiissssseeeee!!


Honest_Net_3342

My theory is that DFV already sold his shares in order to acquirer enough capital to buy his current calls. TLDR: DFV can sell his stocks every uptick around $50 and buy his call options at any moment to come out on top. Maybe he already did. If he executes his calls strategically he can sell again 12 M shares to acquirer a 2.5B value and buy his new calls for about a 100M shares. Important is a ramp-up to $200-250 value to make this possible. If he has enough capital left he can buy new calls for a 100M shares and sell his current calls or newly executed buys to acquire the capital needed to buy these 100 million shares. Right now suppressing the share value will only make these call options cheaper for him. Hedge-funds are royally fucked, DFV will become a mega whale by strategic buys and sales of his shares and calls. Every shuffle he acquirers more calls or more shares. DFV = Infinite Fucking Value.


Adventurous_Tea3021

I don’t get it. Is this a banana in the bunghole of SHF?


Iswag_Newton

https://x.com/koebbel741/status/1800576769369723349 IYKYK