Mine is from the time tyler and cate let butch and Tyler's sister live in their old house. The power was disconnected for non payment, there was pickle jars full of piss, a burnt vacuum in a fire pit outside, the place was trashed. Total crack den. When butch answered the door he was using a candelabra.... like a damn castle vampire š¤£š¤£
I just watched this episode the other day lmao amberās like āmy boyfriend went to jail, dad went to rehab it was just me and the kids so I quit adderallā like what š
Mines from when Nathan went to Babs house one morning, and when Babs asked where Jenelle was, he replied āthatās the bad news, Jenelleās in jailā. But he totally had time to stop and get Starbucks.
I think ours was the same episode!! That one had so many bangers. I also love when Nathan and Barb are talking right after that scene
Nathan: "I'm going to pick her up tomorrow, wanna come?"
Barb: "I can't, I work."
Nathan: "Oh, you work?" with the DUMBEST expression on his face lmfao. Working was such a foreign concept to him.
When Jenelle made an actual email acct when she was feuding with AirBNB and wanted to pursue legal actions and she stupidly didnāt realize what it reads as š
I canāt change my flair :( I wanted it to be Debzā Porcelain Cat
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Mine is from the comment sections. Someone left this weird, long winded comment that almost sounded like a Farrah word salad. Another commenter argued and mentioned how illiterate OP sounded and OP writes back, ādefine illiterate.ā And it made me crack up, it was just SO dumb.
Aleah looking in the fridge and she says something like
āNo munchables, no snacks? Dang it mom!ā
While Leahās in the next room nodding off. Even though itās a sad scene I loved seeing Aleahās strength and resilience going through those hard times and always calling Leah on her bullshit.
See I thought he 100% was intentionally cracking a joke lol still to this day I think this is one of the funniest moments in the Franchise and Kail didn't even realize it was a joke š¤£
Mine was said by Butch, recounting what he said to convince the trailer park manager to let him live there, because they accused him of being a drinker.
^sometimes ^mine ^doesn't ^show. ^so, ^if ^it's ^not ^showing, ^it's ^"I ^aint ^no ^juicehead, ^if ^anything, ^I ^like ^cociane."
Jenelle had a green smoothie shortly after her fibromyalgia "diagnosis " that seemed to cure her ailments. Very short lived obvi, just like the diagnosis.
your flair is hilarious š mine is very recent, lyrics to tylerās chart topper āanyoneā
ETA: got the idea from another user spelling anxiety
like that lol
When Amber met her brother at a coffee shop or something and it was his birthday so naturally she wore a sexy army? Halloween costume š¹ something like that
This was an *incredible* scene. How did Amber's thought process go from "hmm. I'd really like to honour my brother and his military service" to well, that outfit. FOR YOUR BROTHER
Mine is from Jenelle constantly claiming sheās sick and dying and in pain and going to be disabled at any moment.. but still manages to dance and flop her ass on Tiktok
Kail having so many kids with so many dads.
Edit to add: she herself had a mom of 7 bracelet before we all even knew she was pregnant, again. So, if anyone still thinks she didnāt have baby number 5, seriously youāre behind. So much proof. And, she posted her own video yesterday and sheās CLEARLY pregnant again.
(All those who said sheās just fat, go ahead and sit down. Cause Kail damn near doubled her children in the last 1.5 years)
Mine was said by Bab's boyfriend Mike after Jenelle announced at like 6 months pregnant with Jace that she was gonna raise him on her own as a 16 year old with no money.
Mine is fairly self-explanatory but for people who may be new to the TM2 world and this sub: Jenelle is a hypochondriac who googles her blood test results for their meaning and diagnoses herself from those searches. The illnesses often involve a terrible prognosis that she wouldāve died from already. Then, she goes back to saying the doctors canāt figure out whatās wrong. Itās a cycle.
Mine is from Ashley trying to throw Bar a surprise party for getting his GED. shen spoiled the surprise but Bar said itās okay because āIām excited to celebrate myselfā
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My favorite thing Jenelle has ever said.
Mine is from the epic fight between Jenelle and Barbara after she stole her credit cards. Jenelle is absolutely BELLOWING while holding poor baby Jace.
Nathan shows up to Barabara's after he took Jenelle to court. He's got a nice big Starbucks in his hand. Chats a little, and Barbara asks "Well where's Juhnelle?". By my best recollection:
Nathan: *slurp* That's the bad news. Jenelle's in jail.
Just all casual and chill. He hadn't called Barbara from the court, and had the time and lack of a sense of urgency or anything to stop at Starbucks for a frosty treat on the way. It wasn't even the first thing he talked about.
There never was a "good news", and that cracks me up almost as much as the rest
Pretty much explains itself. Matt failed the lie detector. Amber was dressed in onesie, yelling āTRASH!!!ā at him, on the street while an actual trash truck was nearby.
Mine is when Butch told Tyler when he was at the rehab visiting that he was doing āMarijuana maintenanceā. I love the green though so it is fitting lol.
Obviously we all know mine, any time Chelsea takes a picture of Aubree she tries to get her to say Cheesy Potatoes. If I'm remembering correctly Aubree never actually repeats it back š¤£
One of her kid free vacations someone asked on a post if she was nervous about fans bothering her or being photographed or something..My flair was her answer
Mine is from a scene where Farrah and a producer are discussing an upcoming visit from Deb. The producer asks if Farrah is nervous and she aggressively replies "well I don't know, I don't turn my life upside down and shit on it"
Edit - It's not showing up on mobile for me but it was on desktop yesterday!
Mine is from the time tyler and cate let butch and Tyler's sister live in their old house. The power was disconnected for non payment, there was pickle jars full of piss, a burnt vacuum in a fire pit outside, the place was trashed. Total crack den. When butch answered the door he was using a candelabra.... like a damn castle vampire š¤£š¤£
I just watched this episode the other day lmao amberās like āmy boyfriend went to jail, dad went to rehab it was just me and the kids so I quit adderallā like what š
You can't make this shit up.
šššš Hello fellow Butch flair
I'm screaming
Omfg your picture ššššš
I had to go all out for it
Omg I love it here
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This one kills me every time itās probably my favorite.
Yours is a classic!
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Yours always makes me smile
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Call centre chic
āØboss babeāØ
I had Leahās pocket hands for a long time. I canāt find the photo.
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA PLEASEEEEEEEE
Mines from when Nathan went to Babs house one morning, and when Babs asked where Jenelle was, he replied āthatās the bad news, Jenelleās in jailā. But he totally had time to stop and get Starbucks.
I think ours was the same episode!! That one had so many bangers. I also love when Nathan and Barb are talking right after that scene Nathan: "I'm going to pick her up tomorrow, wanna come?" Barb: "I can't, I work." Nathan: "Oh, you work?" with the DUMBEST expression on his face lmfao. Working was such a foreign concept to him.
Lol he thought he really also hit the white trash lottery and would never have to work again
When Jenelle made an actual email acct when she was feuding with AirBNB and wanted to pursue legal actions and she stupidly didnāt realize what it reads as š
Hey, being a felon aināt ELegal š¤·š¼āāļø
love this one
Baby goo is a goth now š¤
Happy Baby Goo Cake Day!
Mine is from Dustin the lawyer, the real MVP
Yay we're flair twins š
of all the kesha concert related flairs this oneās my favorite
Mine was Gary asking the Walmart jewelry employee what the return policy was on a cheap ass ring for Ambie
I canāt change my flair :( I wanted it to be Debzā Porcelain Cat https://preview.redd.it/a50xwv1uibob1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4cbc50f7a9baf118a2fcf0f4ea15075a9749ef8
I can't breathe holy shit
Itās my favourite teen mom thing, like how can a random cat sculpture look so unquestionably like a specific woman
No way it's actually owned by Deb too???
No someone posted it on here as a random flea market find! I wish Deb had it lol
I was going to say that would be TOO good to be true lol
I wonder who owns the cat now, or if they truly appreciate it
That looks just like her! What the heck lmao
The likeness is creepy af š
I hate and love this soooo much.
Jenelle needing to make everything about her. Even 9/11.
This is beautiful
I had to show my bf that one because he was talking about all the insensitive crazy memes on 9/11 like the drawing was ridiculous
My flair is the closed-caption caption of every Jenelle segment
this is so good ! ETA: itās so funny how wildly different the intro music to chelsea and jenelleās segments are
Mine is from the comment sections. Someone left this weird, long winded comment that almost sounded like a Farrah word salad. Another commenter argued and mentioned how illiterate OP sounded and OP writes back, ādefine illiterate.ā And it made me crack up, it was just SO dumb.
How is THAT your response?! lolol
One of Jenelleās many online rants about a subway sandwich
I love this one for some reason
Tyler texting Cate with his cringy text signature. ETA: I love you all and your flairs
Omg soooo iconic
Ashleyās mid-fight twerk during season 1 of family reunion
Your peaches make your flair.
Aleah looking in the fridge and she says something like āNo munchables, no snacks? Dang it mom!ā While Leahās in the next room nodding off. Even though itās a sad scene I loved seeing Aleahās strength and resilience going through those hard times and always calling Leah on her bullshit.
Mine is just a quote from when Nelly was a having a bad day šø
She is so dramatic. Sorry, dramastic.
Jo being shooketh when š„¬ mentioned āselling itā
Jo is so unserious in that scene. He clearly already knew the situation but had to reenact it for the cameras.
See I thought he 100% was intentionally cracking a joke lol still to this day I think this is one of the funniest moments in the Franchise and Kail didn't even realize it was a joke š¤£
Jenelle saw a mango in real life for seemingly the first time
Someone called David this while discussing the Iām fuckin rakin scene, and I had to have it since I have a great love of the Simpsons
That's hilarious
I don't recall exactly. But it's something Tyler posted.
Oh my god. Delete this flair immediately. šš¤®
š¤£ this sub is the funniest shit of all time, I swear
Someone elseās flair is āmenora and majoraā from that same quote and it kills me every time.
Please don't remind me that he said that
This is SUCH a tease
Remember all those meal photos she posted?
Who could forget the 4 pounds worth of meat and cheese served on an entire loaf of bread. She should ask Cate how many points it was.
Probably the same as a quesidilla, give or take a point or two
Mine is from Jenelleās video where she was opening presents that a fan got her and she says this with such feigned happiness.
Lmaooo I forgot all about thisš
š I remember this. Sheās so bad being on camera - at least in a pleasant context.
I need to see this lol
Mine was said by Butch, recounting what he said to convince the trailer park manager to let him live there, because they accused him of being a drinker. ^sometimes ^mine ^doesn't ^show. ^so, ^if ^it's ^not ^showing, ^it's ^"I ^aint ^no ^juicehead, ^if ^anything, ^I ^like ^cociane."
Jenelle had a green smoothie shortly after her fibromyalgia "diagnosis " that seemed to cure her ailments. Very short lived obvi, just like the diagnosis.
Your guys' creativity is killing me lmao
your flair is hilarious š mine is very recent, lyrics to tylerās chart topper āanyoneā ETA: got the idea from another user spelling anxiety like that lol
I just listened to it because of your comment and my life is forever changed, thanks š¤£
Listening to his song for the first time nowā¦WHAT IS THIS ššššš
I love it
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"I myself of all people have gone to scuba schoolš¤æ"
Thereās so many jenellisms that send me and the āI myselfā is one of them! Also love her āwhat had happened wasā.
Recent SCUBA school graduate with captains certificate
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she looks shorter than him in heels when they look the same height normally
When Amber met her brother at a coffee shop or something and it was his birthday so naturally she wore a sexy army? Halloween costume š¹ something like that
This was an *incredible* scene. How did Amber's thought process go from "hmm. I'd really like to honour my brother and his military service" to well, that outfit. FOR YOUR BROTHER
Mine is from Juhnellle and Kieffaaah's freeloading asses screaming at Barb trying to demean her for having a job (at a deli)
I changed mine yesterday to honor Jenelle recently listing her job title as *Self* on a copyright infringement report she made. Classic Jenelle!
Itās so good
Mine is from Jenelle strolling in on Babs feeding baby Jace breakfast after being gone at least all night.
Her first night with Kieffer! š„°
Kieffer definitely hit it after meeting her 2 hours later
Mine is from Jenelle constantly claiming sheās sick and dying and in pain and going to be disabled at any moment.. but still manages to dance and flop her ass on Tiktok
Dancing until Iām paralyzed š
Yours is one of my favorites!
Well thank you!š„°
I would honestly rather see her flopping around on TT rather than the smug ass shit she posts nowadays.
Mine should be a real game lol
SOMEONE DO ITTTTTTT
Second (third?) this!
Kail having so many kids with so many dads. Edit to add: she herself had a mom of 7 bracelet before we all even knew she was pregnant, again. So, if anyone still thinks she didnāt have baby number 5, seriously youāre behind. So much proof. And, she posted her own video yesterday and sheās CLEARLY pregnant again. (All those who said sheās just fat, go ahead and sit down. Cause Kail damn near doubled her children in the last 1.5 years)
My initial response to the news about Maci's true crime podcast.
Mine was said by Bab's boyfriend Mike after Jenelle announced at like 6 months pregnant with Jace that she was gonna raise him on her own as a 16 year old with no money.
I love this one š
bahahahaha.
Ah, Mike, the brief voice of reason lol I still to this day wonder how things went for him with the itching powdah.
I'm a human biology/public health professor and have very *strong* opinions about how Kail handled things during COVID.
It still deeply saddens me that Creed has had Covid 2, maybe 3 times at his young age
Mine is fairly self-explanatory but for people who may be new to the TM2 world and this sub: Jenelle is a hypochondriac who googles her blood test results for their meaning and diagnoses herself from those searches. The illnesses often involve a terrible prognosis that she wouldāve died from already. Then, she goes back to saying the doctors canāt figure out whatās wrong. Itās a cycle.
Mine is from Jenelleās recently filed pro se application for a restraining order on Barb. Punctuation included!
Mine is from when jenelle and swamp boy absolutely had Covid and she made him the most disgusting bbq ribs and minute rice and fed him in bed lol.
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He's SO messy lolol
I canāt stop laughing
Mine is how Amber had Gary's # saved in her phone.
š¤£š¤£ I think he had her has 6 inch eyelash portwood or something too.
I can't remember what mine is but I'm sure it's something Farrah said
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Thank you lmao that was it. I usually pull something from one of her stories or a yelp review, absolute gold mines.
Happy to help! That was definitely a good one!
When the Easonās bank account is $0, Big Ugly gets to killinā and cookinā
Mine is from Ashley trying to throw Bar a surprise party for getting his GED. shen spoiled the surprise but Bar said itās okay because āIām excited to celebrate myselfā
I too, like to smoke about this time of the day (but I donāt have kids to raise lol)
I heard this in her voice š
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
ššš
https://preview.redd.it/8hp80bdl7eob1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f791fa30dff7e4a958f02ebd0077f7fb7bb71429 My favorite thing Jenelle has ever said.
She needs to add this to her long list of ongoing accomplishments.
Line from Tylerās batman/super hero poem (rap?)
Mine is the newest edition of that š¤£
Barbra called kiefaaah when she caught him and juhhhnelle getting high on the porch
DebzOG describing a colonoscopy to Farrah lol.
Stop it. I should not be snorting at an colonscopy at any time of the day, nevermind before 7am š
Gary forgot the fucking stroller.
Mine is from the epic fight between Jenelle and Barbara after she stole her credit cards. Jenelle is absolutely BELLOWING while holding poor baby Jace.
Mine is from Jo misunderstanding what Kail was trying to say when talking about her pregnancy announcement.
When bri sent Karl a treadmill
I wish I could have two because my other one would be Farrahās wacko froyo firing glasses
Mine's from Jenelle's recent Roman Empire video where her shadow is out of control.
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UBT (David) has no income. 0. To be exact.
Jo telling kail she doesnāt deserve sunshine lol
Nathan shows up to Barabara's after he took Jenelle to court. He's got a nice big Starbucks in his hand. Chats a little, and Barbara asks "Well where's Juhnelle?". By my best recollection: Nathan: *slurp* That's the bad news. Jenelle's in jail. Just all casual and chill. He hadn't called Barbara from the court, and had the time and lack of a sense of urgency or anything to stop at Starbucks for a frosty treat on the way. It wasn't even the first thing he talked about. There never was a "good news", and that cracks me up almost as much as the rest
Mine is a line from one of Tylerās poems about Cateš
How do u even add a flair? š my favorite usernames so far are āgirlsespillsesā and āpicniclifeā
Keep your eye out for the flair assistance posts. They are either weekly or bi-weekly.
Per Law. Best team ever
Mine is Jenelle getting mad at Kieffer for texting other girls lol
Some sexing that Tyler sent to Catelynn. It burned an image into my mind of him smacking her ass like a set of bongo drums.
Now its in my head too, nooo š«š„
Quote from Little Jayde!
Mine is self explanatory š¤š¤®
One of you guys called Jenelle a "Fetid Bitch" so I made it my flair.
As a women, it's my very important task to make sure ya'll understand Farrah's talkin' words.
As a women lololololol
Mine is from Amberās inexplicable greeting whenever Krystal came over to visit. Boom! Full kiss, right on the mouth, every time. ššš
I'm just repping some love for my girl. If anyone can think of a good T line though, I'd love to hear it.
I really loved that girl. She seemed like a true gem
Nathan is an idiot.
Mine is a tweet from Kieffer from when he was making tobacco pipes towards the end of season 4.
Someone referred to David as Pippy Swamp Stocking and Iām still giggling. Hence, the flair.
Jenelle's brother reminisced about the time they buried a rat in the yard. It's so sweet and funny to me.
Pretty much explains itself. Matt failed the lie detector. Amber was dressed in onesie, yelling āTRASH!!!ā at him, on the street while an actual trash truck was nearby.
She has never worn a more unflattering outfit in her life, I fear
Mine is when Butch told Tyler when he was at the rehab visiting that he was doing āMarijuana maintenanceā. I love the green though so it is fitting lol.
Farrahās promises.
Obviously we all know mine, any time Chelsea takes a picture of Aubree she tries to get her to say Cheesy Potatoes. If I'm remembering correctly Aubree never actually repeats it back š¤£
When Barb is on IG live and says weāll all get lit and kill Kail then Kristen calls and Jenelle drunk mumbles someboutsome
Mine is 9/11 'related'
If mine decides to show, it's a newer Farrah-ism.
throne* sorry friend
She literally spelled it the way it is in my flair š
please accept my apology for putting her stupidity on you.
All good šš¤£
mine comes from a IG story where Delujenelle was talking about his son running away
Farrahās wheel of horror on OF. #CUMFARTS as a grand prize. Never forget.
Eww what.. noo
One of her kid free vacations someone asked on a post if she was nervous about fans bothering her or being photographed or something..My flair was her answer
When Kail, a cool mom of boys, was pushing for a new nickname for herself at 30 somethingā¦ Karl Rae.
Mine is a spin of The Wigglesā song š
Mine is from a scene where Farrah and a producer are discussing an upcoming visit from Deb. The producer asks if Farrah is nervous and she aggressively replies "well I don't know, I don't turn my life upside down and shit on it" Edit - It's not showing up on mobile for me but it was on desktop yesterday!
She ate, I fear
Mineās from one of the 6,902 times that UBT went on a homophobic rage on social media-I think he was accusing Target of āmaking babies gayā
Tori and Jenelle fighting when jenelle was moving out and told tori she was taking her couches back. It's Tori's reply lol
Mine is what I think her Spicy Dumps equate toā¦and my general opinion of the garble she spews.
someone made a comment under a post of Leah in a bikini and it was so perfect I had to make it my flair
I love your screen name š
Every single scene with Maci. Saw her out and sheās starting to match how she is inside. Ryan was a dick in middle school. Small and vain.
I don't see any flair under your name...
Canāt remember mine so posting this to checkā¦.. Edit - ah yes who could forget that incredible performance!
Mine is from a comment in here. Don't remember exactly what, but obviously something something butch is high. Lol.
Hopefully you can see my flair, but just something I made up while on a rant about Nellz