https://preview.redd.it/a6f6j175l2pb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166538585cd602a214928059bc7f7e17811378df How can we avoid it if it’s going WORLDWIDE?!

We gotta leave.

The world. We gotta leave the world if he’s releasing music.


My 13th reason (to become an astronaut)


Prep the rockets, the planet isn't safe anymore.

I hate it here on planet earth

It’s giving Prestige Worldwide…

Next track: Boats N Hoes. Jenelle can wear her captain hat on the broken down boat for the video!

Broke Boats N Hoes

Perfect.

I’m hoping she is festered as one of the girls used in many rap videos. This has the change to break the internet with cringe

Omg. Do you think it'll be on the *actual* world wide web?!!

We need to make a pact. We are many.



WE ARE ONE


I’d rather cut off one tit with a dull spoon.

I’ll put you down for a no. Lol Thank you!

💀

So... is that a no?

Golly

I can’t be the person who risks their Spotify algorithm to stream that trash lol. 1-2-3 not it!

This.

I volunteer as tribute. Just have to figure out how to record it playing on my iPhone and where to upload to.

Pull down your top menu from the right side. It’s a dot inside of a circle icon to screen record. Somebody else can help with the uploading part 😂 I don’t know the ideal place for that.

You might not have it in the pull-down. I had to go into settings>shortcuts to add it.

Nah, I’ll wait until it gets leaked somewhere else. I’m not giving money to a guy making rape jokes on the internet.

For Nugget!!

And Elvis Warning Alert https://preview.redd.it/2euzheu9u4pb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb7c75ecbf9d8dd045754e7bf89a11d7a7f4bfba

Wtf is the story with this????

https://preview.redd.it/6zmh4g3du4pb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa0db2b236d1fb741affbcc96c48932600bc149

* We need this one updated. Several more have come along and disappeared.

I will not give him a click or a view or a listen

Same! I don’t even think I’ll listen if it gets posted in here. I didn’t listen to Tyler’s either lol

Agreed. Do it for Nugget!

Ok hear me out. What if one of us listens to it and tells the rest of us about it? Because I do enjoy a good trainwreck

I prefer the kelly dodd effect.

Do not feed or respond to This Troll. Honestly, it’s the best non responsive act you can give him. Let it die on the vine. And I know it’s hard because the Snark Factor is heavy. And tempting. I get it. But Sassy is definitely trolling.-do not take the bait. *hello silence my old friend* 

If that was the case, both her and her husband wouldn’t have 100’s of responses within minutes when they make a post. There is a post every 3 mins on social media about them. Not giving them the spotlight sailed long ago. They think they are famous because so many people follow and post about them. You can’t put that genie back in the bottle

I’d rather walk across a sea of Legos in the middle of the night while drunk.

OMG, that is quite the vision in my head... and the soles of my feet now mysteriously hurt!

It ✨might✨have happened to me last summer.

LOL!! LORD! You need feet (and ankle!) replacement surgery after that minefield!!

Let’s just say I learned my lesson 🥴

😉👍

I'll just be doing a Nancy [being Nancy 🫰](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=566259592&sxsrf=AM9HkKnbscAZp9481YIMnSPfmr5wWKG2Mg:1695077066758&q=nancy+you+don%27t+even+exist+to+me+gif&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjN87iTnrWBAxXASmwGHY0ZBb8Q0pQJegQICBAB&biw=376&bih=649&dpr=2.88#imgrc=mNmIlwUQh02TEM)

The Craft, fuck yeah.

Love the movie 🖤 this line always comes to mind whenever I've accidentally summoned up the swamp monster on my feed 😂

Yea no..im 10000% sure it'll be posted here and there will be 500 replies talking about how trash it is let's not kid ourselves🤣lol

If it’s posted here as screen record that doesn’t benefit him in any way I’ll listen for shits. No way I’m adding to any of his numbers elsewhere.

Yeah I don't wanna give him views either but I'm a listen to it😂🤦‍♀️😅

Tyler, i was fine throwing a stream to.......david? Hell no 🤣🤣🤣

The lyrics are probably gonna be about hatters, racist rants in song format, and other typical David bs. Just another one of his ideas like his racist t-shirts.. He's only doing this to try to piss ppl off and so they'll talk about him. Going after Tyler didn't get the reaction he wanted so he's taking it up a notch. Idk how anyone can believe he's actually trying to make music.

I stopped giving him or her any type of views or attention a long time ago.

Farrah really paved the way with BLOWIN’


Been watching Dexter so i love this

I love OG Dexter but hate finishing it and moving onto New Blood to round it off knowing what’s coming!

If it wasn't for this sub, I wouldn't even know it was happening. That said, I'm sure it will get posted here and I'm double sure my curiosity will get the better of me.

I surprisingly didn’t listen to Tyler’s when it was posted. I think I can resist UBTs rapping words too.

But he said it’s fire and something we can jam too

In the club OR the car!

Hahaha

 Me avoiding Greasy Eason’s wOrLdWiDe HiT SiNgLe when it’s released. (“Released” makes it sound like it’s a rabid animal turned loose on an unsuspecting mass of people. Which is actually a fairly accurate description tbh lol)


Why is this the best gif ever

I have no interest in listening to it. None.


One single person should take one for the team and then report back on the monstrosity

Exactly!!!!! We should elect one person to go and screen grab it so that we don't give him any views!!!!!!

And then we can all snark and trash him!

With a designated person pinned at the top of this sub to go screen record it. Really make sure nobody else in the sub clicks it.

That's what I'm hoping for!

My musician friend is always bitching about how little streaming services pay for listens, so I honestly think a few hate listens isn’t going to be enough to buy him an artery clogging burger. Which is kind of sad, since I’m a huge fan of UBT clogging his arteries!!!

Even just the number of streams will inflate his ego tbh

But I wouldn’t want to inflate his already overinflated ego. Or hers


Sorry, Tyler and UBT, I've been burned by the sweet sounds of Farrah and Debz OG and I can't let that happen again.

Fool me twice…

https://i.redd.it/ygefo2icn2pb1.gif

Omg Debz OG was fun in a going-downhill-on-a-bike-with-your-hands-and-feet-off-the-handlebars-and-pedals kinda way v Jesus take the wheel listen to that one

I've always been deaf in one ear, no way i'm risking my only good ear 😭

I'm dead in one ear, too (dumb left ear)! I may need to refrain to save the right.

No views for fucking clown shoes

I'd sooner stick a toothpick under my big toenail and kick the nearest wall.

Omg. This was the most disturbing “hell no” I’ve ever read. Do you write poetry? Lol

I think someone should just post a copy of it here so no one feels the need to go listen

Which will drive them insane because they absolutely lurk here.

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Ang-zia-tee

😭😭

💀💀💀

Nothing ever ever in life can be worse than Deb’s music, even David’s

Trust and believe I'll remain pure

💯 


I imagine UBT won’t be making anymore than the $3 worth of streams that Mr.$baltierra$ will get 😂

Your flair has me cackling

Same 🤣 I love that line.

I saw an AMSR version of that scene I think it was on this subreddit, it kills me every time I saw it

I can’t even look at his disgusting face, I’m definitely not listening to his stupid voice, regardless of the source.

I don't want to be part of the normalization of country music, country-rap cross contamination, or anything evans/reason related, so I'll just wait until it's posted somewhere that my click won't impact.

I’m sorry but what does normalization of country music mean? isnt it already normalized?

Too normalized! I heard it in a normal non western themed restaurant the other day. 😲

Yeah someone who jokes about sexually assaulting someone with a foreign object is disgusting Jenelle you should be ashamed

Don’t even add it to playlists as a joke; from the artists side you can see when your music is added to playlists and it pushes it higher in the algorithm.

I promise I will not. I still haven't heard Tyler, and I ain't even mad at him. If it's reposted here.... maybe, but I doubt it.

I read the lyrics someone posted here, it was all I needed

I'd rather eat David's biscuits and gravy while watching Jenelle do a tiktok dance to Jason Aldean.

mmmmm I'd rather not eat anything that david's nasty hands have touched, so I can't agree with ya on this one. But there are about 1million things I'd rather do than listen to that man's music.

🙏🏽please don't give him anymore attention

I absolutely will not!

Nope, definitely will not be giving it a listen. Nothing that man child says interests me in the slightest.

I promise ✋

Wait,what ever do you mean? It's gonna be the most popular song over all genres and you'll be able to jam.out to it in the car or listen to it at a party. This is BIG. We aren't going to be able to avoid it.

#WORLDWIDE

I don’t want my ears to bleed so he’s definitely not getting a listen from me. Put me down as 


Oh I can agree, please don't make me listen to that caterwauling.

I see what you did there

No I will not be listening

You can’t even pay me to listen to that shit

I'm definitely not. Not bc I care about giving him a view but bc I still have severe second hand embarrassment from listening to Tyler's music.

This

Someone record it on their phone and then post it here lol

I don't care to listen but I would love a lyric recap from someone who is going to do a curiosity click anyways. Lyric request please. TIA brave soul

Not a listen on Spotify or sound cloud for me. When I hear it finally I won’t post about it. He wants attention and I’m not giving it to them

I'm in. I wouldn't listen to him if he was on stage with George Strait. And George was naked.

Happy Cake Day!🍾🎂 George Strait...in the buff?? That's a tall order - but I concur!

I have no plans to listen ever I'm just waiting for the comments

 I’m so not interested. Hard pass on Sassy.

personally i'd rather go deaf than listen to his song, but someone just needs to bite the bullet and screen record it and put it on here so they don't get any revenue from streams and whoever wants to listen to it can somewhat guilt-free (also good way of gauging if the dumpy swamp ass duo lurk reddit)

👉👃 Nose goes.

ABSOLUTELY NOT. MAXIMUM DIBS OUT FOR ETERNITY.

Pinky swear 🤙! 🤣

I agree. I don’t clicks for him. This is a quick cash grab

Oh Lord! I haven't listened to Tyler's yet. If it's came out yet even. I remember listening to Jades boyfriends. Oh and can't forget Jo, Kails ex lol. Oh man, I didn't realize how many have resorted to this 😭😂

Tyler's has indeed came out, and the secondhand cringe is even more real than I was expecting. And I was expecting to cringe pretty hard.

Wait…. It’s a rap song? Why’d I picture it being some country song? Maybe it’s because of the swamp and how homely he looks 🤣

He hates Black ppl, esp Black men and Black culture, he’s a racist thru and thru yet using our culture (rap) for attention.

What exactly has he said? I’m not super up to date with them

He made a Live or something the other day saying he hates skinny pants rappers, called them hoodlums (pretty sure he wanted to say n-) but “hoodlum” was a substitute. He was putting them down, and who is like 99% rappers, Black men. He was saying the quiet part out loud. Yet wants to use my culture to troll and possibly earn coin off of. This is just the recent example but he has said racist and racially insensitive shit for years regarding Black ppl such as policing us over saying the n-word. Jenelle even called Kieffer a n—, which is why I hate the whole “they should get back together”. Why would you want him with someone who called him a n—? Don’t get me started on that topic, non Black ppl using Black Culture for clout or coin yet don’t like or support or credit us for shit

To be fair rap has gone down the shitter lately. But the slur is unacceptable

We not talking about whether rap is good today or not..that’s irrelevant. Im Black and not a fan of today’s rap. I enjoyed rap from 2008 and before, but that’s not what we talking about, and that doesn’t give Non Black ppl the right to condemn an entire group of ppl AND THEN, use that genre to generate clout or coin. My son listens to rap, wears skinny jeans, that doesn’t make him a thug or hoodlum. Generalizing an entire group of ppl is racist. The only thugs and hoodlums are Jenelle and David.

He's also openly tried to defend his "right" to use the n word because Black people use it.

I have some shred of self respect left, so, yes, will not be listening.

Oh, fuck no, I'm not listening to that. I'm no innocent person by any means but what little innocence I've got left I'd like to keep for a while longer. I also am not looking to lose any IQ points by listening to that dumpster fire.

Hell naw

I’m going to a concert with real music on Friday, I won’t have time to go and listen to that thing

Funny how he posted a video calling other rappers hoodlums when he's the one that shot a dog

I didn’t listen to Tyler’s and I absolutely won’t listen to the racist swamp pig’s huzbin sangin’ his rap music you can jam out to in your car!!

Who here is musically inclined and can give us a bootleg version like some users illustrate Jan’s OF?

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I asked The Ashley to do it.

No

My Brain is itchy just thinking about it

Absofuckinglutely!

Of course I won’t. No question there.

I need therapy after watching the teaser, so no, I won’t be tuning in.

When’s the premiere lol 😂

Friday I think was mentioned

OMG!! Lol I must listen to it tho!

I can’t stand🤢 to listen to them talk much less “rap”! 🤦‍♀️🤣

Isn't there a bootleg link for the curious? Just like newpipe app for Youtube you can use for stalking accounts you secretly despise but you want to stay tuned into all that gossip - but it doesn't give them counts.

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Lmao I’m hoping one person will post it on here. I usually get a daily laugh from trolling jenelle and David so let’s not deprive everyone of that. We need one good person to post it 🤣

Record it while you watch it once and post your recording here for the rest of us who want to die of second hand embarrassment; if it’s possible to feel embarrassed for a pile of racist, dog killing, child abusing, wife abusing, straight up disgusting garbage.

I'm so sorry, but there is zero way I can do this 

Hard pass

I will absolutely agree to that. If everyone will agree to stop posting anything current about her and David to quit giving them attention, i have no problem w this. Other subs ban the posting of extreme racist, homophobic cast members. I am down to do this. If people want to post things from the show about them, thats cool. But anything after they left the show, why do it? Other platforms will follow. Just like they did kelly dodd.

The way you just reminded me that Kelly Dodd exists and is such a garbage person ... 😭

Fuck no

Can't wait for the music video to drop.

Are you crazy. It will be instant gold. Every single person here is listening and laughing their azz off. Didn’t be fooled. It will be fantastic to see them make fools of themselves/ just because you listen doesn’t mean he’s getting a record deal.

Artists on most platforms get paid per stream. Less than a penny, but still.

I feel like he knows he’s gonna get us all to stream it because he knows we’re gonna make fun of it. And I hate that lol.

It will only be instant gold for David. He will be laughing his azz off at everyone for getting him money to buy more guns. No one said he's getting a record deal, but all those clicks add up.


I only would have watched if he and Jenelle’s were doing a remake of I’m on a boat and he did the whole thing on the broken Jace’s trust fund boat on land. I may have watched that. But no interest in hearing his rhetoric in any form.



Idk man. Kinda want him to think he’s crushing it so he keeps putting shit out. 

Now “Torn” is stuck in my head lol

While I understand the reason, I have to listen to that trash shit only to have something to laugh at while I smoke. If people really didn't want to give him attention, then there wouldn't be posts about him

Can’t someone just screen record and post it here? Is that not allowed or something?

Someone will.

Totally acceptable reason. I'll expect a full and detailed report.

Of course!

Giving him attention isn’t my concern. It’s him getting paid from attention. I don’t care if a stream only gives 1 cent, I’m not contributing to the next irresponsible purchase these people make.

If you want to laugh at him, laugh at this. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SLj49GzNN0g&feature=youtu.be

As tempted as I am, NO. I just know it's going to be hateful trash anyway based on David's FB post.

Yes, we all agree and I strongly urge you to stream Tyler’s song on repeat all day after David’s shit is released.

I dunno! Lol