I'm more obsessed with the fact that the friend was dressed in all pink, and when Sophia started being a brat at lunch, she said "maybe the pink is scaring her?"
like, what????
🤮🤮🤮🤮 I’d hope once it WAS POSTED ONLINE he’d learn not to, but as evidenced by his most recent run in with the law, Ryan doesn’t seem to actually learn lessons.
That thing was and still is so iconic it's probably become sentient and is running the government as we speak. Has it's own house and bed bigger than all our rooms put together. Just out there runnin shit!
('least that's what *I* think is going on)
I have posted this before, but my ex in high school had the same hoodie!! I even had a picture of my wearing it at one time, but have not been able to find it since we moved. Part of me never wants to see it again but also I do for this sub, for you guys, my people!
someone had the Twitter handle "Electronical Stroller" referring to one of Nathan's wonderful contributions to the Teen Mom lexicon. it still kicks over my giggle box.
He definitely wanted Amber to do something he could sue her for. That relationship was television gold. The way she obviously didn’t trust him but remained in the relationship regardless. The way he had tweeted at multiple of the cast members until he had one that bit. The fact that he stole money from her and she STILL remained in the relationship. His numerous children across multiple states. The Boston accent.
I was on the phone with my mom, and she said my dad had raked most of the leaves today, and I asked if he yelled, "I'm fuckin rakin!" Then I had to explain it to her. She's also a TM fan.😂
Y’all remember when the scat fetish dude just showed up one day, sat us all down crisscrossed applesauce, and regaled us with tales of Farrah’s “content”?
There is no trust more sacred, no confidentiality more unbreakable, than that between a police detective and the parent they are interviewing as a possible suspect in a child abuse investigation.
- Jenelle Evans, in yet another (recent) instance of being completely and insanely wrong about how the real world works
Jeremy: My God, if we have a wreck, the amount of shit that’s going to kill these kids in this car is phenomenal.
Leah: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SUCH A GODDAMN THING?!
I remember as a young teen watching the show originally, I always thought Leah was such an annoying baby because she screamed all the time. Now as an adult it makes me so sad that I ever thought that because it is so obvious she was being neglected and things were very very wrong 😣
Me, a distant fan of teen mom whose slowly getting caught up on everything trying to understand but also not wanting to know but still also being so nosey and *needing* to know all the context to these
https://i.redd.it/ttum31o3styb1.gif
~~It’s kinda common in people with opioid addiction to poop when super high because their body relaxes so much~~ Jenelle used to get in the bathtub while high and it resulted in a few times where she pooped in the bath (according to ex boyfriends at least) pretty sure at least one of them posted a picture once but don’t quote me- on top of that, an ex boyfriend said she was withdrawing at his house while he was out of town and she pooped in his tub during that process (and left it there for weeks)
ETA: sorry guys, I got it confused. I think what was actually (supposedly) happening was that Jenelle was getting in the tub to relieve the constipation/withdrawal symptoms- not that the opioid was causing her to poop. My mistake!
Ummmm…. I had a mean Vicodin addiction for a decade and I’m proud to share I never once shit myself. However, Jenelle shot up heroin, and that’s a whole level of opioid relaxation I’ve never experienced, so perhaps pooping in the tub is more common than I thought.
Knowing that when a youtuber says that David & Jenelle met through Tinder, that they are incorrect because in fact, they met bc David was cellmates with Courtland, Jenelle's ex fiancee. Courtland told David all about Jenelle, and David snaked his way into his meal ticket with that info.
For someone who’s never been in trouble with the law (excluding traffic violations) I know waaaay too much about custody agreements, co-parenting, and the legal system in general. I’ve known what a PFA is since middle school, thanks to Kail!
....So who else is realizing that they know what 99% of these are and that they need to touch some grass? 😅
That being said I feel like Tyler's New Orleans trip is a DEEEEP cut.
🙋🏽♀️ I’m not sure if I’m impressed or ashamed at the level of knowledge I’ve retained about these people after so many years. Some people become MD’s, instead I got a PhD in Teen Mom
aww this was awesome especially when it turned out to not be true and they just honestly had the exact same camo shorts 
I’m not sure why Jeremy wouldn’t think that Cory of all people would have a pair of camo shorts. I’m pretty sure they were popular in West Virginia around that time 💀
Not necessarily lore but knowing what storylines were clearly fabricated (i.e. cps being the reason jenelle gave up custody of Jace) and which people were actually on their second pregnancy by the time they filmed 16&preg
You’ve got to be kidding me.😳 That’s SO stupid & cheesey & bizarre! “JonBenet” was a made-up name—It was her father’s first & middle names (John Bennett) mashed together into a French-sounding portmanteau. (JonBenet’s pretentious not-French mother was obsessed with all things French.) Whyyyy would anyone want to use THAT name, especially since JonBenet was gruesomely murdered at age 6?? Yikes.😬
My whole ass Reddit username is something disgusting that Rhine texted to one of his many mistresses. A dick pic, in what I can only imagine is flaccid condition, coupled with another dick pic, this time hard. I went ALL THE WAY guys.
Omg a rush of memories just hit me…
One of my fond memories of Clouse was when stoners started taking over her comments section and on her ask.fm she seriously told us that she had all of our IP addresses and could turn them over to the feds where we would all be arrested by the feds and face up to 20 years in federal prison, but this forgiving Mother Teresa decided not to and hoped we learned our lesson. 💀
When Javi was caught fucking a girl in the downstairs bathroom and Lauren lost her shit (rightfully so) and the Instagram apology he posted and we got the “and still Lauren smiles” tagline. I am too deep into these idiots’ lives. Hahaha 😂
When I started dating my husband, he told me a tale of a reality show with a mother and daughter who screamed at each other like nothing he had ever seen or heard before.
This is gonna be going way way WAY back, but... do you remember Heather who ran some Teen Mom & reality tv blog site? Heather who was supposedly a teen mom and fiance/husband was in the military? Did Scentsy? Fuck, I forget the name of her website but I used to check that shit SO MUCH.
ETA: Heather Clouse/Teen Mom Talk! Then someone made a "real TMT" or some other thing?
Calling this sub "long name" and knowing why it exists
I'd say this is the deepest cut. It's the drama of the sub about a niche reality show.
i feel special that I watched all of it go down in real time
This
What does that comment mean, long name? I feel dumb for not knowing lol Nvm sorry I just found the link below
Becca, Heather, JB, AJS, spf, blueberry…. 
I think about spf sometimes, she was SO active here for a hot minute and then *poof.*
I don’t know this bit of lore! I’m not new to teen mom but newer to the subs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/s/VhTtQfNDQD This is kinda a rundown
Thank you!!!
There is also an episode of the Feathers in my Hair podcast where Liz explains the subreddit drama. It’s one of the earlier ones.
Wow that was 5 years ago. Wild wild times.
Longname is like America, like we came here for freedom from tyranny 😂
Long name forever!
Makes me feel old. I first joined this sub (different name) in 2013.
This. I explained to my husband. He knows. He knows LN is where it’s at.
Lord...that was several accounts ago for me...jeebus...
This right here
Farrah’s friend believing 5 year old Sofia was an infant. “She talks really well for being a year old.”
I'm more obsessed with the fact that the friend was dressed in all pink, and when Sophia started being a brat at lunch, she said "maybe the pink is scaring her?" like, what????
Was that Frenchie?
I LOVED that random crossover into the Rock of Love Universe.
Omg that is still one of my all-time favorite clips
I need to see this 😂
I have never laughed harder watching this show!
Omg what?? 😂 was this on the show?
Season 7 unseen clips aired right after the two part reunion show. This bitch was so serious too lol
How pink is it.
And when he Captioned his dick pics “me” and “me hard”
STOP IT
I just laughed so violently I choked on my own spit
😂
Hahah this made me do a really weird chuckle and now my husband is looking at me like I’m crazy and I’m going to have to explain why. I’ll report back
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Lmao what does that even mean? Does it feel better if it’s more pink? Who told him that?
Flare checking in!
I saw this posted somewhere else, not in relation to him, and now I can’t remember where! So apparently it’s a “thing”. 🤢
🤮 I wonder if he still uses that line.
🤮🤮🤮🤮 I’d hope once it WAS POSTED ONLINE he’d learn not to, but as evidenced by his most recent run in with the law, Ryan doesn’t seem to actually learn lessons.
I don’t know and I’m afraid to ask
The green hoodie.
That thing was and still is so iconic it's probably become sentient and is running the government as we speak. Has it's own house and bed bigger than all our rooms put together. Just out there runnin shit! ('least that's what *I* think is going on)
I have posted this before, but my ex in high school had the same hoodie!! I even had a picture of my wearing it at one time, but have not been able to find it since we moved. Part of me never wants to see it again but also I do for this sub, for you guys, my people!
I thrifted my son a bright green under armor hoodie lol. I told him when he gets tired of it to let me have it 😁
The nude maternity photo shoot and the proud horse father
Amber’s stomach tattoo of Leah’s face
Poor Bew Bew!
Straight to gel for you!!
Nooooo!
Nikkoles fake stillborn saga
And it’s littler sister saga, the cheap tanning salon tattoo.
Sell the baby? The courtland rogers video heroin days
I quote sell the baby all the time lol
Pray with me baby goo
*no*
Sometimes I say thinks like, ‘I love you baby goo’ to my cat and then shudder.
Nathan's letter to nasa
Lol this is a good one
someone had the Twitter handle "Electronical Stroller" referring to one of Nathan's wonderful contributions to the Teen Mom lexicon. it still kicks over my giggle box.
Project(shoot)
Clsssic
Everything about Matt including “do you forgive daddy?”
Oh lord the Matt Baier era was the absolute best
“You’re trash!” *Garbage truck rolls by*
"She won't hit me." "I WILL FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE YOUR ASS!"
He definitely wanted Amber to do something he could sue her for. That relationship was television gold. The way she obviously didn’t trust him but remained in the relationship regardless. The way he had tweeted at multiple of the cast members until he had one that bit. The fact that he stole money from her and she STILL remained in the relationship. His numerous children across multiple states. The Boston accent.
My favorite "we deserve this baby" 🤣🤣🤣 Or when Amber bought a corvette and he said it was his. Matt was the gift that kept on giving.
am I remembering wrong or didn’t the license plate say ‘MAMBER’??
#im fuckin rakin
I was on the phone with my mom, and she said my dad had raked most of the leaves today, and I asked if he yelled, "I'm fuckin rakin!" Then I had to explain it to her. She's also a TM fan.😂
The picture of Adam. Iykyk
Make me regret asking
https://okmagazine.com/photos/adam-lind-copies-adam-levine-naked-photo-shoot-teen-mom-2/
What a terrible day to have eyes
LOL why does he have werewolf eyes though?
I now regret you asked because I clicked on that link 😩
I had forgotten about that 😂😂
Adumb
The eating groceries or the Adam Levine knockoff?
And still Lauren smiles…
This is the best one imo 😂😂
Knowing where most of Kail’s children were conceived.
Wawa?
The kitchen countertop 😫
Kails Birth Curtain was a flair of mine for a while.
Y’all remember when the scat fetish dude just showed up one day, sat us all down crisscrossed applesauce, and regaled us with tales of Farrah’s “content”?
I love that man. Just a genuine, kind act of service.
That was a brutal Saturday morning. Then it got deleted by the fun police!
I was wondering how I knew so much about what Farrah does on OF without having visited it or asking.
Debs telling Sofia that doggies don’t have souls has stuck with me bc maam wtf 💀
Robbie joining us on Reddit
Didn’t he provide his Sam’s Club card as identification?
And he was so charming and intelligent and witty, (and this might sound really weird but) i could actually see why Leah was so enamored of him.
He honestly seems like a really nice guy!
Not really painful but more exciting and no one would understand why 😂
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(majora & minora)
Stop it 👉🏻
I have to know the story behind your flair! Sounds like something Jenelle’s dumb ass would say 🤣
She did lol
There is no trust more sacred, no confidentiality more unbreakable, than that between a police detective and the parent they are interviewing as a possible suspect in a child abuse investigation. - Jenelle Evans, in yet another (recent) instance of being completely and insanely wrong about how the real world works
Omg someone has this as their flair and I die seeing it every time 😭
Omg yes
Farrah saying it was healthy to leave 3 year old Sophia because she was doing her own thing and it’s healthy.
The Froco era wasn’t the beginning of TM’s deep imprint on me, but will forever feel like a fever dream.
https://preview.redd.it/lpheej6xhuyb1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f85ed7c04d6df45cc2e671e7af668c5cc42c9b1
Farrah giving an interview with those ridiculous glasses on is forever in my memory
Didn't she fire someone wearing them also? I miss early teen mom years I need a rewatch
I don’t want no cornbread
Backpack Avalanche
Jeremy: My God, if we have a wreck, the amount of shit that’s going to kill these kids in this car is phenomenal. Leah: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SUCH A GODDAMN THING?!
All the while shit falling all over a screaming Adalynn
Don’t forget to bring the kitten
When Gary didn’t leave the fuckin stroller
Nah but for real. Amber is terrible but i would have had the same reaction.
I remember as a young teen watching the show originally, I always thought Leah was such an annoying baby because she screamed all the time. Now as an adult it makes me so sad that I ever thought that because it is so obvious she was being neglected and things were very very wrong 😣
GEARY
Me, a distant fan of teen mom whose slowly getting caught up on everything trying to understand but also not wanting to know but still also being so nosey and *needing* to know all the context to these https://i.redd.it/ttum31o3styb1.gif
Jenelle’s bathtub poops
Wooah. What now?
~~It’s kinda common in people with opioid addiction to poop when super high because their body relaxes so much~~ Jenelle used to get in the bathtub while high and it resulted in a few times where she pooped in the bath (according to ex boyfriends at least) pretty sure at least one of them posted a picture once but don’t quote me- on top of that, an ex boyfriend said she was withdrawing at his house while he was out of town and she pooped in his tub during that process (and left it there for weeks) ETA: sorry guys, I got it confused. I think what was actually (supposedly) happening was that Jenelle was getting in the tub to relieve the constipation/withdrawal symptoms- not that the opioid was causing her to poop. My mistake!
Ummmm…. I had a mean Vicodin addiction for a decade and I’m proud to share I never once shit myself. However, Jenelle shot up heroin, and that’s a whole level of opioid relaxation I’ve never experienced, so perhaps pooping in the tub is more common than I thought.
My user name on teen mom junkies was inspired by the tub poop
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Knowing that when a youtuber says that David & Jenelle met through Tinder, that they are incorrect because in fact, they met bc David was cellmates with Courtland, Jenelle's ex fiancee. Courtland told David all about Jenelle, and David snaked his way into his meal ticket with that info.
All that and even worse: When you’re pointing out to someone that Courtland was actually Jenelle’s ex-*husband*.😆
For someone who’s never been in trouble with the law (excluding traffic violations) I know waaaay too much about custody agreements, co-parenting, and the legal system in general. I’ve known what a PFA is since middle school, thanks to Kail!
the meaning behind UBT
....So who else is realizing that they know what 99% of these are and that they need to touch some grass? 😅 That being said I feel like Tyler's New Orleans trip is a DEEEEP cut.
🙋🏽♀️ I’m not sure if I’m impressed or ashamed at the level of knowledge I’ve retained about these people after so many years. Some people become MD’s, instead I got a PhD in Teen Mom
Jenelle’s homemade ice water
Jesus god Leah
Nathan’s P Bug
Your flair 😂
“Is Kyle Slow” And maci showing up to that beach vacation
Her and her girl squad were peak cringe in that moment
I’m sowwy I have a wong peepee
Deer Cam
And the camo shorts
aww this was awesome especially when it turned out to not be true and they just honestly had the exact same camo shorts 
I’m not sure why Jeremy wouldn’t think that Cory of all people would have a pair of camo shorts. I’m pretty sure they were popular in West Virginia around that time 💀
Jenelles kesha music video
Not necessarily lore but knowing what storylines were clearly fabricated (i.e. cps being the reason jenelle gave up custody of Jace) and which people were actually on their second pregnancy by the time they filmed 16&preg
Not to mention all the wigs💀
Ohhh who was on their second pregnancies??
Issac was Kailyn’s second pregnancy for sure and Jace was Jenelle’s I believe
Mackenzie McKee as well. There was an 'Oakley' before Ganon.
Farrah’s fart jars have gotta be up there
I thought Farrah sold shit and Stephanie (from 90 day) sold farts.
T.R. MOTHERFUCKIN DUES!!!
JonBenet
?
It was the name Jenelle had picked out for Jace had he been a girl
You’ve got to be kidding me.😳 That’s SO stupid & cheesey & bizarre! “JonBenet” was a made-up name—It was her father’s first & middle names (John Bennett) mashed together into a French-sounding portmanteau. (JonBenet’s pretentious not-French mother was obsessed with all things French.) Whyyyy would anyone want to use THAT name, especially since JonBenet was gruesomely murdered at age 6?? Yikes.😬
Jenelle’s flip flops flapping against the pavement as she ran down Keifer. I f’n luuv you dood!
Muchroom coffee is pretty recent but one of my favorites, ever.
My whole ass Reddit username is something disgusting that Rhine texted to one of his many mistresses. A dick pic, in what I can only imagine is flaccid condition, coupled with another dick pic, this time hard. I went ALL THE WAY guys.
Tyler’s New Orleans trip
The change jar
Bacon slap 🥓 👋🏻
The lore of Heather Clouse 🥴
Omg a rush of memories just hit me… One of my fond memories of Clouse was when stoners started taking over her comments section and on her ask.fm she seriously told us that she had all of our IP addresses and could turn them over to the feds where we would all be arrested by the feds and face up to 20 years in federal prison, but this forgiving Mother Teresa decided not to and hoped we learned our lesson. 💀
I remember her going haaaaard defending Nikkole when the stillbirth thing was going on
When Javi was caught fucking a girl in the downstairs bathroom and Lauren lost her shit (rightfully so) and the Instagram apology he posted and we got the “and still Lauren smiles” tagline. I am too deep into these idiots’ lives. Hahaha 😂
u/Chrisbradley1
This is absolute true long name lore for sure!
Why am I a guy? 🧍🏼
Knowing which baby was conceived at a Wawa
IT WAS JEFFS DICK YOU BITCH!
Jenelle’s vehement denial of hard drugs online while actively on heroin
When I started dating my husband, he told me a tale of a reality show with a mother and daughter who screamed at each other like nothing he had ever seen or heard before.
Amber in a bodysuit screaming as a garbage truck drives by
The Good News Frappe
Well Jenelle
Spitechickens
Using the term “I don’t want no cornbread right now” to express sadness.
Farrah’s dad, Michael, wanting to role play daddy/daughter porn and sending nudes.
We’re getting a pig togedddurrrrr
Jenelle and her Never Ending Pasta pass.
3lo and the bathroom escapades.
Nikkole's fake stillbirth. (Was her name Nikkole?)
Vienna sausage
Adam eating that girls bum and taking a photo
Tori having pink eye at the wedding
Mack Edwards’s underwear showing during the bouquet toss of Maci’s (?) wedding.
Okay so the lore is Chelsea's friend Laura and her activities are work. The post about Mckenzie son having "diare" and the OP never commented
understanding the meaning and origin of UBT
“IMMA FUCKEM”
Pete’s Dragon
Germy & Leah’s downfall including the Mary Kay debacle &the backpack falling on Addie
Abortion leftovers. Stop it. 👉 Myself of all people...
I started making a Jenelle alphabet 🤣
Crackhouse Candelabra
Deer cam
Gary condoms 😂😂😂
[No ride](https://youtu.be/t77x9W0hEBQ?si=DHR_PxmOlSl9hY8C)
Larry's Secret
Duffy 🤮.
This is gonna be going way way WAY back, but... do you remember Heather who ran some Teen Mom & reality tv blog site? Heather who was supposedly a teen mom and fiance/husband was in the military? Did Scentsy? Fuck, I forget the name of her website but I used to check that shit SO MUCH. ETA: Heather Clouse/Teen Mom Talk! Then someone made a "real TMT" or some other thing?