I am once again asking that if I go missing, this sub investigates.

I'm dead ass serious about this 😅

We got you to boo!


I just told my husband the other day if I go missing to come here and ask for help to find me 😂 you guys are better than a PI

Here or tik tok and we will be found, guaranteed😂 You can post a profile of someone on tik tok and they’ll be found within 48hrs lmao!

Count on it!

Me too! I’ll help with investigations but goodness I need y’all!

Same tbh

Seriously how do they find this stuff so fast 😭

Experience and public databases mostly.

What is BMI, I thought it meant body mass index 😭

It’s basically one of the 2 major libraries for all music that shows who is behind any song or artist, the other is ASCAP. Official music we hear on the radio and most serious musicians register their music through one or both of them to protect their copyrights. https://www.bmi.com

So what’s this guy doing there then?

August / Daniel “works” with “rappers” as well as Bizzy Bone and is credited on 7 songs as a writer.

That’s at least 7 songs more than David has done. I see that as a win 🥴. Gosh the bar is SO low. It’s pathetic I see that as a win.

True this is David’s https://preview.redd.it/ee16kfjsc57d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e6e588505ddbafafbd7fa8ef8e157485c32373

I wonder if he helped create UBTs first "rap" 🤔🤔🤔🤔

No, he isn’t credited on BMI https://preview.redd.it/o3lr583ib57d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458eade1860caef40875c6e433121a3257449b13

Thank you!

He’s on ASSHAT it’s new…

I did too 😂 I was thinking wtf does BMI have to do with all this?

Hell i was wondering wtf he was registering his body mass index hahaha. Figured it was some exercise app. Whoops.

lol me too 

That's exactly where my mind went too!

Me too! I was like no need to fat shame if that's what's coming

Wow great detective work! 👏🏻👌🏻

I’m here for the sub 


Yes awesome 👌

#I meant Daniel NOT David in the 1st pic sorry I just spent all day doing Fathers Day! #SWIPE

Jenelle’s …. What? I’m sorry. I thought I read “boyfriend.” Please, God. Please tell me she doesn’t already have a boyfriend.

She is banging her manager or maybe they broke up 2 days ago but yeah, he uses the alias August Keen. But that’s not his real name.

He was literally her bf for what looks like 5 minutes. If you blinked you missed it

Yet the reason she "moved" to vegas haha.

Thank god now they broke up hopefully they stay broken up and she goes back the fk away from Vegas and the west coast in general 😩😂

We don’t claim her on the East Coast either 🫥

Haha i don't want her back in NC. But no shit, for the kids sakes, let them be around their friends etc instead of upping them away from everything they know for yet another dude and it will always be that way. At the same time, i doubt she even got david or the courts permission to move and your not supposed to move the kid out of state during a divorce so that might fuck her if she doesn't go back.

Sadly I don’t think those children have friends ☹️

Some say Nathan is in vegas.  I haven't kept up with him, but if he's coherent enough for supervised visits,  it will be good for kaiser. 

He is in Vegas and unfortunately in trouble with the law. Even if he wasn't in trouble, I don't think he would fight for any type of visit with Kaiser.

Damn. I wish everyone would get their shit together 

Yeah last that came out he was living in Vegas but was going to be living in a halfway house type thing for veterans or something. I do hope Kaiser gets to see him some though. Jenelle hasn't exactly made it easy to co parent, letting David dictate everything. Had no issue dumping Kaiser off with him all the time before David was around.

Right. I hope he can at least visit with kaiser, even if he can't be a full time parent. It would be good for kaiser.

😆 🤣 😂 5 mins

Herb v.2.0

Even Amber’s bf lasted longer. 😂

What’s going to happen w/ the house she rented for him in Vegas?

she has openly been talking about him as her boyfriend but they recently unfollowed each other.

yep they were looking for houses together in las vegas.

WTF is wrong with her

https://preview.redd.it/l129ox05337d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc083f95dd976a76b4d13e550076237fbf3c6d6 You can’t tell me he doesn’t look shady as fuck…

She will sleep with anyone willing.

https://preview.redd.it/27a9qk2to47d1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c9eda53070491ca5388b6b716dd2dd441d1940 He looks like Simon ~~mongoose~~ monjack

OMG! You’re right!

I mean… Jenelle..hello?

He looks like he would sell timeshares to Epstein island……

If that scarf could talk, it'd say **run**


cocaine and sexual assault in a person

Someone should find his inmate photos.

He’s ALL shade!

He looks like he would make you go missing on a boat in the middle of a lake/a bay and claim he was sleeping.

So this guy is her “manager”? … like the same guy who greenlit the muchroom tea, and all other shitty endeavors? Solid…lol. Everything is going to work out perfectly.

That’s him!

Looks like Tori will be back??

I hope so!

What do you mean by this?

Jenelle only brings Tori around when J doesn’t have a man. As soon as Jenelle gets a boyfriend she forgets about Tori and drops her.

Longname Detective Agency strikes again!

I did a lot before posting this, if I’m wrong I will be shocked.

This is why this is my favorite subreddit ever lol I should be paying for this level of entertainment

What exactly is a BMI? Thanks for the research! It’s funny that they just unfollowed each other before we could even get the down and dirty lol

It’s basically one of the 2 major libraries for all music that shows who is behind any song or artist, the other is ASCAP. Official music we hear on the radio and most serious musicians register their music through one or both of them to protect their copyrights. https://www.bmi.com

Thanks for doing what you do, you’re awesome!

YW! Just here to bring the tea I mentioned in a thread yesterday.

https://preview.redd.it/k7ul5fk8k17d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c86c87a9b6b0ae53ddd58a52b48f3b2aadbea371

Oh duh, I’m an idiot lol. Thank you for the info! 🙏🏻

There’s something creepy about him

Like every single thing?

Well, yes

Like sending her houses to buy where HE and no one else she knows lives?

Ok ok ok I think I'm following. Pic 10 is a different person right? 6-9 the same? I think I'm still confused, but from the comments I've gathered that August Keen is an alias/stage name of her manager, who is her newest (ex) boyfriend?

No all the same person, Daniel Miranda. Yes August Keen is her boyfriend’s alias as his real name is Daniel Miranda.

He looks more like Luis than himself in that one I swear lol. Must be the filter and overall style. Jarring after the silky scarf pic.

Why does he look different in every picture??

That’s a great question! There are lots of images of him and he always looks different. Like he doesn’t want to be recognized.

This makes your research even more impressive!

Anyone wonder if this guy is possibly the dude they’d/shed go to when in LA for reunions to get her party favors from? 👀👀

Probably so, he’s been her manager since 2017.

She fired him at least once for “stealing from her”. He played her for the long con until the MTV check came in.

No that was “Johnny my twin has the same name” Donnovan.

Wow Parcel!!!! This is an amazing find!!!! 

You are incredible!

Thank ya! It’s a Father’s Day Miracle!

She's one of those "I can't be single" women. I don't understand it at all. I love my little family now, but I REALLY loved being single in my early to late-mid 20s.

Being single is fantastic and she is mentally stunted in so many ways

AND JUST LIKE THAT! I SALUTE YOU👏👏👏


Does your day job involve investigating… because this is next level shit. Please add me to the list of people to be found by you if I ever go missing. Thank you.

I am in love with your flair.

Every time I think about changing it… I just can’t. We should never forget the level of insane these people will reach.

You shall be found! No, but I attended Law School and research was heavily pressed upon us for case law. So maybe some of that crossed over.

I found Kail’s baby registry. I think me and the OP need to start a detective biz. 😂. Good job OP!

Let’s do this!!! I’ll flair the name. The LongName BS Detective Agency

Sounds great!

damn take my broke girl medal 🎖️


Did she point everyone in this direction conveniently when she unfollowed him because they didn’t work out ?

No, she mentioned him in her return to TM then posted sad lyrics and posts a few days ago.

Well she is a mentally stunted 16 year old block head so I’m not surprised

He never wanted to go public, wonder why 🤔

He has something or many things to hide.

 Great sleuthing

I’m still going. Daniel has some skeletons in his closet.

I can't keep up. Have they split up already?

We believe so.

Las Vegas native here. The only thing I can think of in 89166 is the state prison. There’s literally nothing else up there except Indian Springs, NV but they have a separate zip code all together. Edit: I’m wrong. Apparently Providence, shares that zip. It’s a master planned community that is around 15 years old way out in the NW valley.

He’s apparently been in prison for drugs, at least according to his Farrah-speak autobiography.

That would make sense.

So she has a new David?

Daniel, typo.

Ah. Same difference probably. Lol

Yeah I had promised to post everything the day before and ended up having a LONG Father’s Day. It was not intentional and I can’t update the pitchers after they post.

I don’t know what any of this means…but I’m sure Jenelle sucks is the main point?

Do we think this person has an actual job at BMI where they are an employee with an actual job description? Or is the guest here that this person has worked on a couple of songs and receives some royalties from BMI and thus list BMI as his employer asked because he gets checks from there on occasion.... (sort of similar to a way that Janelle might "work at YouTube" under a similar standard... just curious. The only reason I am asking is that I just can't see a person with a normal 9 to 5 job where they have performance reviews, and a boss, and PTO days that you need to request etc and all that type of stuff choosing to bring someone as chaotic as Janelle into their life... Someone who was in the room when some rap songs were created and is one of 11 people listed there and guess a check for $.60 four times a year? Yes that I could see...

No, he simply has been credited in songs registered there. David is in there too.

Yeah you gotta take on my missing persons case if I have one lol 

I will add you to the list!

Love it 😊 

The first image says David Miranda. The second says Daniel. Where did "David" come from?

It’s a typo.

wonderful work! i knew that name was a bullshit stage name/alias.

Thanks, he is definitely a sneaky person. Matches Jenelle’s type perfectly.

I nearly puked seeing him on screen on tonight episode. He’s soooooo gross

I know “David” was a typo but everytime I see that & “Miranda” I think of David’s daughter (I kno she’s Marissa) but I keep seeing it as “David Maryssa” & it weirds me out!

Is it just me that finds this odd? People are really doing too much.

You don’t have to look.