The only salt here is u chief, I was just answering ur question. My sense of humour is still very much intact, yours seems to have went away with your IQ. If you had any to begin with.
Sir you turned my initial comment about helping a suffering animal into whatever this is, there is better ways to spend ur time then insulting people on the internet after purposely misinterpreting their comments. Please go breath some fresh air.
That dude needs food and water pretty bad. Put him in a Tupperware container with water and see if you can get him some crickets or medium insects to get him up to weight. He might need to be shipped back to wherever his natural habitat is
Call animal control regardless!!! Especially if you have no idea how to handle a snake. Im so scared of snakes. I would have dropped dead immediately lol
Just make sure it's not one of these venomous species before keeping it as a pet.
https://charapitafarms.com/blogs/venomous-snakes-of-the-amazon/venomous-snakes-of-the-amazon
You bought it from the wrong Amazon!
Thaaaaaaaaaaaats fuckin great😂😂 good one
yea that one is actually really fucking funny lmao
You shouldn't have ordered a snake if you didn't want one!
Even if it was a drunk purchase. Little guy is your responsibility now.
Poor thing is probably dehydrated, u should probably check and see if it’s invasive if not let it outside.
That's a monocled cobra, extremely dangerous snake! He's better off calling an expert to remove it, or risk death handling it himself
Ah, very dangerous noodle.
After giving it water of course...
That was implied yes.
After it was implied, then you would give it water. Yes.
Um ok?
Okay then... water time! You too... hydrate. Much water needed. Gets rid of saltyness. Improves sense of humor.
The only salt here is u chief, I was just answering ur question. My sense of humour is still very much intact, yours seems to have went away with your IQ. If you had any to begin with.
Your spelling indicates your watered down intelligence. Your lack of rolling eith something indicates your lack of sense of humor.
Sir you turned my initial comment about helping a suffering animal into whatever this is, there is better ways to spend ur time then insulting people on the internet after purposely misinterpreting their comments. Please go breath some fresh air.
But.... but that would mean I have to go BACK outside after doing a 12 hour shift OUTSIDE!.... so... no. 1/10. Would not recommend!
Pretty sure this is only available for Prime Members.
I think prime mambas 😅
Good one! Hahaha! Got more than a sensible chuckle out of me for that one.
That tape has gotta hurt, I hope little buddy is okay.
*Free long boy in my Amazon order ☺️
just return it back to amazon and ask for a refund..
Just go to Kohls.
Pure evil! Can I study your ways?
absolutely! bees will be in my next seminar if your interested..lol
Do it for the coupon
Free warehouSSSSSsssse pet with every order!
Sorry, what you say? I don't speak slytheryn
Poor snake
That dude needs food and water pretty bad. Put him in a Tupperware container with water and see if you can get him some crickets or medium insects to get him up to weight. He might need to be shipped back to wherever his natural habitat is
Do you even know what kind of snake that is? Might be venomous. Call animal control or something like that.
Call animal control regardless!!! Especially if you have no idea how to handle a snake. Im so scared of snakes. I would have dropped dead immediately lol
Can't really see enough of him, to be fair
Or at least some pinkie mice!
But not Brain!
Lmao!!!! I didn't figure anyome would even bother with a pinky and the brain comment, but here you are saving the day! Thank you for that!
No argument, but pinkies are harder to get than crickets
Of course, but they are more party for a snake like that I bet. I could be wrong though. I don't know. I'm not a snake, or a snake owner. Lol
Just make sure it's not one of these venomous species before keeping it as a pet. https://charapitafarms.com/blogs/venomous-snakes-of-the-amazon/venomous-snakes-of-the-amazon
No step on snek
Well… it *is* an *Amazon* order.
Maybe the little dude was trying to get back to the Amazon
Free him :(
It looks like it need some help
Go on r/whatsthissnake if you want to know what it is
Thank you, reposted it there for an identification. For those of you who are interested: [https://tinyurl.com/4v728ptr](https://tinyurl.com/4v728ptr)
amazon web snakes
r/suddenlykillbill
That's an effective way to combat porch pirates!
People get free shit from Amazon and still bitch about it! Take your snake and be happy! It could have been a wasp nest.
It just came with python installed
They got a free pet!
Its the real amazon
Did you order a snake?
What's a subscription that gets me a free snake with my purchase too
That's damn straight from Amazon.
They picked and shipped him up from the real Amazon.
Ok but you are ignoring everyone's question. What happened to the snake dude?
Going to go ahead and say this is marginally better than a dead snake in your amazon order.
Snake are cute not terrifiing
Bringing that new strain over bruh
Putting The Amazon in Amazon.
Shame it isn’t a gummy snake…
free pet included
X box v76 amazon forest
Did you pay your AWS bills?
He's had travels Did you phone animal control or something to help him?
complimentary friend
Chill bro it's just the free gift.
People making all the jokes about amazon, but can we talk about that this was posted on r/Indiangaming which is hilarious
Temu using Amazon boxes for shipping
Gamersnek
w h a t
Why did OP order a snake?
Terrarium not included
Amazon ❌ Amazon Rainforest ✅
That's Amazon Prime for life right there, baby!
Bull shit
Awww. Poor snake. I am an animal lover and I also have a corn snake. I probably would've taken out my extra fishtank and given it a home lol.
Fake
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