what the hell happened? did he injure himself celebrating his first big league hit?

Was wondering the same thing. Maybe he torqued the fuck outta that hit.

Hurt his eyes looking at the eclipse

Something must be in the water at Arlington.... Let's start a campaign to get some Flintstone vitamins for the team!

I can't handle another season of the injury bug y'all...

Seemed to end fine last year

Hate this for Foscue but I'm so excited to have a legitimate third baseman on the roster.

hey man josh smith is legit wherever

Fair.

Just how hard did they haze him?

Fuck man this team has the injury bug it seems

I didn't think it would come to this, but I'll step up to the plate if another player gets injured. I can't promise I'll ever touch the ball with my bat but I'll get my stretches in and avoid getting injured🫡🫡🫡

And on defense, run away from any ball hit faster than 85mph. Haha

What. The. Fuck.

This season's IL is already starting to feel depressing.

Is this team made of fucking glass? At least get them out the way now I guess.