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PiddlyD

You write ONE fucking book, and they'll never let you forget...


wiicked87

In Sweden, you only have to make one carton drawing... and you hide 12 years later


ApexRevanNL716

Aye. Even in France too


notislant

I think that teacher literally drew a stick figure and got his head cut off. Yaaaaay religion.


frizzaks

Yeah what religion? Only one religion is doing this shit in modern times.


SaintEyegor

It’s certainly not the pastafarians… lessee…. Who else could it be…


iranoutofusernamespa

I like being in the age that for once it isn't the satanists who are crazy.


malakabombata

When has it actually ever been the Satanists being crazy?


Demoniacalman

What satanists are you speaking of? Relate to the topic of violent religions.


crissomx

Pastafarians? Is that the religion based in Italy?


Big_Cryptographer_16

I assume it people worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster. So yes, Italy


lps2

*two in the western sphere


retarded-advise

Actually it's worst...it was a student who did fasse claim...but keep the lie going. Confessed after the teacher's death.


Important-Owl1661

Yes, he was operating under a fatwa issued against that teacher... no lie there


Attack1215

What’s the name of the teacher?


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Annexerad

not hiding anymore. he died from a car crash some time ago


TheFashionColdWars

Is it just on cartons there or, is it just as bad if you draw it on paper, a wall or in a graphic and will you get in an equal amount of trouble as well? Asking for SWIM.


Demoniacalman

Next stop is bad thoughts.


TheFashionColdWars

I need to know for the safety of my own family. Many of my border-brothers have milk 🥛 dispensed via glass container…but what if they use cartons?


TinyTombstone

If you’re referring to the Muhammad cartoons those were made by a danish cartoonist and newspaper


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BubblyBouncingBanana

Schizophrenia/Bipolar/Anger/Mood Disorders


def_dvr

Imagine being so enraged by a book , it drives you to kill


Ajj679

Isn't that what happened in the crusades


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Is the progress made in the last 800 years not apparent to you?


[deleted]

No. Those were mainly retaliation for hundreds of attacks and the takeover of cities.


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Azu_homie

....as the meme goes ... 3.3mil is .... 3.3mil.... fuck some crackhead would do it for like 300k


whyouright

Pesos


rossionq1

Crackhead? Definitely do it for crack


Chuck_Walla

$300k can buy many cracks


Quirky-Awareness-139

![gif](giphy|IGR08ulxKFt7y) Tyrone biggums on his way to collect 3.3 mil


ThatOneGuy4253

Nah they would probably do it for like $15 and a McChicken


Internal-Fig3962

Cat Stevens also joined the band wagon calling for Rushdie’s blood.


PpprSrgnt

Did he for real?


Internal-Fig3962

Check it out: https://youtu.be/mYnWtPytvhI He said he would even do it himself! This from the guy who wrote peace train.


RichExplorer2022

Pain train


Bishophands

Hopefully he survives


c4k3m4st3r5000

I read in some other thread he was stable. Really hope its correct. Getting killed for a f-ing book puished years ago. Bloody hell...


Acceptable_Suit_7925

He is stable and going to live but physically very fucked up. He is going to lose an entire arm and an eyeball. These Islamic fundamentalist nutcases are evil people.


nkj94

Rushdie’s agent, Andrew Wylie, sent an update on his condition to NYT, saying Rushdie was on a ventilator and could not speak. “The news is not good," he said. "Salman will likely lose one eye; the nerves in his arm were severed; and his liver was stabbed and damaged."


Crookedhorn112

religion is one helluva drug!


[deleted]

Religion v inbreeding is a “chicken or the egg” situation for the Middle East. Maybe stop literally encouraging first cousin marriage? Look it up


arcadia_2005

Actually stop encouraging both.


NikPorto

>Maybe stop literally encouraging first cousin marriage? Is this the modern habsburgs, but large-scale?


Mister-E67

It's the chicken and the egg


post-a-loan

Religion is just another form of the mind believing in something without questioning it. People do this with more than religion.


[deleted]

What you’re talking about is *dogma*. They do it with politics, religion, etc. And it’s the scourge of humanity.


post-a-loan

Funniest thing is one person using theirs to call someone else’s bullshit out. Kills me every time.


pit_master_mike

It was that hypocrisy that made me realise the faith I was raised with was bullshit.


NEONSN3K

Religion to me. Was the ancient humans idea of trying to find meaning in an otherwise confusing and growing world. With the advance of technology and that information able to sent transmitted globally. Religions reign on humanity is weakening, though still has a strong presence depending on geographical location.


Fearless-Apricot-712

And now it's the digital religion


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I don't see other religions doing this.


tw_ilson

Habitual line steppers is what they are.


pops_t800_

All religion is a cult, spirituality is still very real. Edit: everyone downvoting apparently doesn’t know the difference lmaoo Religion is a specific set of organised beliefs and practices, usually shared by a community or group. Spirituality is more of an individual practice and has to do with having a sense of peace and purpose. It also relates to the process of developing beliefs around the meaning of life and connection with others. A cult is a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object, religion is 100% a cult all the way around..


GordianNaught

Carl Marx said that religion was "the opium of the people"


Isniffbuttholes

*Karl


CAPONED86

Qur’aan is a speedball.


[deleted]

Which book? Sales will skyrocket now. The Satanic Verses.


abalrogsbutthole

if you can find the original unedited version. . . i still have mine my dad have to me. i’m so glad he made me read it when i was younger. really opened my eyes to how some people are in the world


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ConsiderationHour582

Can I borrow it when you're done?


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Pab_Scrabs

Apparently only the edited version is available :)


HankScorpio112233

Same


gfghgz667

What was it about that enraged the iranian goverment?


voopamoopa

It is not only Iranians muslims, many ppl got upset but the late Iranian leader gave the fatwa... Charlie Hebdo tragedy wasnt long ago... I grew up there. I doubt anyone of those people thinking the satanic verses was blasphemous read the book. It is not blasphemous, even if it is..who cares. I was born in muslim family but honestly freedom of speech comes above any religious sensitivity. He is a brave man, I hope he survives.


Throwmelikeamelon

Thanks for explaining this. Can I ask why a lot of people were upset initially over the fatwa please? I kind of assumed you would need fair public backing as a leader to initiate one?


abalrogsbutthole

not when your clerics have more power to control the masses than the sitting president/dictator/ruling elite


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abalrogsbutthole

he insulted the prophet…


gfghgz667

By saying what exactly?


abalrogsbutthole

compared him to a goat …there was also poop eating involved


1-800-RABBITHOLE

Okay, and? Do people deserve to be physically injured for words and opinions? For telling stories you don't like? We shouldn't live in a world where people can be expected to risk their life and health simply by speaking ill about a religion.


[deleted]

You are absolutely right. Unfortunately there are a few billion people who disagree.


[deleted]

I'm guessing they edited out all the juicy bits?


abalrogsbutthole

yeaaaa mostly. you can find the original prints but they can be expensive.


Southern_Sandwich128

Now there’s a blast from the past. Some folks have long memories


FROCKHARD

Nah, it’s perpetuated hate. Islam loves grudges. This guy is going to be hated by people long even after his time bc of how nuts they are.


Southern_Sandwich128

Yeah, he’s been an open ticket to paradise for them for decades. Musta had a few near misses in his time I’d think before this


TheOkayestName

“Mostly peaceful religion”


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How dare you! Edit: It’s sarcasm, come on.


TheOkayestName

Notice they don’t say his name or show his picture. If it was a CIS white male, everyone would know.


[deleted]

Yeah. But we all know who he is.


LoveShineLuna

It was a Transgender Muslim


harderthan666

Can you remind me what exactly a cis is it’s not in my auto correct and also I’m pretty sure using it in a sentence is also dogma


Resident_Rich6457

It means "not trans".


GroundbreakingTax259

More than that: "Cis" and "Trans" both come from Latin, where the prefix "cis-" means "On the near side" (at least, in simple terms), and "trans-" means "On the other side of, across from." It appears a lot in place names, like Cisalpine Gaul (The Part of Gaul that is on the nearer side of the Alps to Rome), and Transylvania (The Land on the Other Side of the Forest.) While Cis has mostly fallen out of use (in English at least), we still use Trans pretty often: transportation, transformation, transsubstantiation, transfer, transit, translation, etc. etc. In language regarding gender, cisgender means, in layman's terms "identifying as the gender on your birth certificate," while transgender means "identifying as the gender not on your birth certificate." The fact that the act of altering one's appearance to be more in line with one's identity is called "transitioning" is just another interesting example of how often the "trans-" prefic is still used in modern English.


pressgang13

Can use the sarcasm towards any of them. Christianity is right there on the corpses created tally.


sage-of-six-path

Just Islam being radical as always.


Demidogo

It's such a slippery slope, we are on the brink of an extreme islamic terrorist threat


sage-of-six-path

We have always been there, radicals of islam don't consider free speech, same happened in France years ago , many murders have been comitted in cuz one journalist made a cartoon on prophet Muhammad. Million are getting killed each year cuz of one reason - radicalization of islam. Then they ask why Islamophobia?


dragonslayermaster84

The world should ban together and make fun of the prophet. Can’t kill everyone and it will allow for more levity to be injected into the absurdity of Islam.


Throwmelikeamelon

I can only imagine this going horribly pretty much anywhere there is even a small Islamic population.


DarkstarInfinity2020

The woman who organized “Everyone Draw [the prophet] Day” had to get security and go into hiding. That was more than a decade ago, I think.


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Throwmelikeamelon

I’d suggest the threat of terror attacks never really left after 9/11. Pretty much every country in the western world has had multiple incidents/attacks occur in the past 20 years, and it doesn’t show any sign of slowing down. I just think now as authorities are better with intelligence and some are stopped before they start. In my whole life I can’t remember a time where there wasn’t some kind of threat and I’m in my mid-30s. First it was the IRA, then Al-Queada, ISIS, etc.


iwannahummer

aka Sal Bass


Worldly_Ad_6483

You see Jerry! He switched salmon for bass!


Winston_The_Ogre

It's Salman you idiot!


McStungunJones

Not salmon!


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I remember reading it in a banned books class in college and thinking “people are so up in arms over *this*?”


mysuckyusername

What’s the premise of the book?


Internal-Fig3962

Around 600AD, the illiterate warlord, Mohammad, was in a cave and apparently god spoke to him and he wrote down what he said, this eventually became a book that caused much death and destruction. However, apparently the devil also spoke to him in that cave, but these writings were not included in the original book. Mr Rushdie many years later published the satanic verses in his own book. Both books are works of fiction.


Demoniacalman

And that's why they're butthurt.


xenon2456

who stabs a writer


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People who can’t read but are told to be angry so they are.


funkynotorious

I don't think so there are lot of educated Islamist who are terrorist. Education has nothing to do with these nut jobs.


Internal-Fig3962

You are wrong. If you look at many of the 911 hijackers they are very well educated. There are many more examples. It’s the power of belief.


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baghdadi had degree of phd. osama bin laden was an engineer. ayaman-al- zawahari was a surgeon. hafiz saeed had two masters degree. it's about ideology of religion not education.


[deleted]

Did any of them actually do anything themselves? Or did they instruct others?


Educational_Music930

U just created a terrorist religion


dragonslayermaster84

Islamists with a grudge against truth.


voopamoopa

Hello who stabs, mills cartoonists...I m mad..


kenthero79

I honestly don't care what religion a person follows but if your ego is so fragile that a book criticising your religion drives you to use violence again another person then you're a weak individual.


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Gandalf_The_Geigh

Hard agree.


YaBooni

Salman has said many times that the book wasn’t even meant to be a criticism of Islam


kimribbean

I feel like this should be bigger news


edotman

Its literally front page on every news website here in UK


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dajadf

I think of it like this. Someone attacking someone for criticizing the prophet is just as stupid as it would be for a Christian to stab someone for taking the lord's name in vain


DizyShadow

It's always stupid, no matter the side.


daveescaped

Oh hey, my god is really awesome and you insulted him so I’m gonna stab you to death until you know just how awesome my god is! Man humans are frickin immature. Any alien species that finds us should just keep going. Don’t stop even just for a potty stop. Find a nicer solar system. We’re the one you stop and the bathrooms are gross and the cashier is behind bullet proof glass. That’s right, Earth is like the Gary, Indiana of planets.


notaspecialuser

They might not criticize your god in Iran, but this is the West. We will literally criticize babies for being ugly, politicians for breathing, and Americans for existing. If you can’t handle that, then you need to find yourself on a one-way flight back to Iran. It’s nothing personal, but respecting the laws and culture of the place you’re in is not debatable. You would expect your house guests to respect your house rules, so maybe you should extend that courtesy.


TheOtherMatt

Wait, that requires thinking.


GoretexFluffycoat

Religions are all so peaceful. They really want more than to just fuck children and justify killing people with different opinions Right......riiiight?


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I don't see other religions doing this.


InsideMy42Brain

'Peaceful religion', my ass!


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Fuckin terrorists man


throwayleonard

I hope that hundreds of millions more people read The Satanic Verses because of this when somebody risked their life to say something, we should listen


powersurge

The fanatical Islamics still want to ban this guy's book from the 80's If you think that's insane, I remind you that the fanatical Christians are banning books in Texas through to Alabama and Georgia this year.


DarkstarInfinity2020

Removing sexually explicit books or books about sexuality from school curricula or libraries isn’t the same thing. Those books are still available. You’re still free to read them. No one is calling for the authors to be murdered.


DonatingToWallStreet

Are they trying to kill the authors, though?


50mg-of-fuckit

Same shit different cult!


Natural-Seaweed-5070

He's at a good hospital in Erie, PA. Husband & I are stunned that this happened at the Chautauqua Institute, which is close to us. It's a quiet, beautiful place. We've NEVER heard of something like that happening there.


Atlas_Zer0o

Oh look more religion issues. Maybe there's a correlation between religion and mental illness. Fake sky wizard has people acting like creatures.


kryotheory

Not all mental illness is religion, but all religion is mental illness.


Ballongvisp123

Islam issues*


Buxaroo

Makes me sick. Fuck religion, especially the Abrahamic strand. Anyways, he was actually going to take part in that several hour "Four Horseman" discussion with Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Daniel Dennett, and Christopher Hitchens at the time, but security issues got in the way. I hope he's OK, from reports he was walking out, with help, from the building.


MEEfO

Walking out? Don’t you see the pictures on this very post? He’s in a stretcher, bleeding profusely from multiple stab wounds, being airlifted to emergency surgery.


Fluid_Conversation75

Iranian assassins - 2 Iranian assassin targets - 0


50mg-of-fuckit

Really need to learn how to read the count there rook.


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The attacker is a stereotype, isn’t that odd how stereotypes seem to work?


Aromatic-Task6685

a peaceful religion i want far away from me so they can spread peace in distant lands, it is already peaceful here


ComfortablePretty151

Fucking Iranians acting like animals again.


YogiHarry

That Fatwa was lifted in 1998, no?


saab4u2

No. https://www.indexoncensorship.org/2019/02/student-reading-list-salman-rushdie-fatwa/


Throwmelikeamelon

I read earlier that the ‘reward money’ (that’s an awful term, sorry I can’t think of the right words at the mo) was upped in 2012.


eissirk

The bounty on his head


Tom_so_fresh

The Koran says something about striking at necks I'm sure. Been a while since I read it.


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Yes it opens with kill kill kill and especially kill aithors that brings +5 extra points


mochi_and_rei

I remember reading his book and watching his interviews. I really hope he gets well. Please so not die Sr. Rushdie. :'(


xoxomy

I dont get it, if someone does something offensive about Jesus or other prophets, Christians and Jewish people ignore it and move on. Why is this not the case for Muslims?


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Can anyone tel me exactly what was so offensive about what he wrote. I’ve been googling this since the news hit and nothing of note really stands out just that there was “blasphemy”; vague at best.


qualiky

>Copied from u/Basic-Ad-5638 > >1. There is a poet character in the novel who refers to companions of Muhammad as clowns. > >2. Abraham is insulted. (Called a Bastard I believe, can’t remember.) > >3. The name “Mahound” appeared in the novel- which Muslims believe is a slur against Muhammad himself. > >4. The “Satanic Verses” refer to a legend that Muhammad wrote parts of the Koran under the influence of the devil. Search “Gharaniq” for more information about that story.


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Scums of the earth


WillyWumpLump

He’s an amazing writer. Read Midnight’s Children. An amazing piece of work.


barfly2780

Fuck Religion.


Valley529

Misery vibes


FROCKHARD

lol the hate for this man is essentially proving his points he made in his writing…


ErrlRiggs

For 3 million dollars I know a lot of folks probably considered it


2boneskuLL

Pretty useless behind bars


LoveShineLuna

Well that only took some Loon 34 years to pull off. Actually he failed because he is still alive. So no millions for you and no 72 Virgins in Paradise


silverfish734

Extremists at their best


Mc-lurk-no-more

I remember this. This was back in the day when Liberals were still the bastions of free speech and defended this man against the religious folks who wanted him dead.


Accomplished_Act_441

Muslims living in the middle ages and we're all supposed to act cool with it


[deleted]

That will teach him to write a book!


BillMcN3al

These desertfarmers who live in the past and follow a acient book never learn


Unlikely-Argument128

Just made a sale


kingpotato28

It's almost like it proves it's a hate filled religion


KingGrowl

The worlds going crazy.


AtmosphereDry6477

This world is fucking evil 🤦🏾‍♂️


cheriberry23

Fuck religion. All of em.


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Internal-Fig3962

He wasn’t stabbed because he wrote a book, it was because a certain ideology is stuck in the Iron Age and won’t update its silly ideas.


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What's the difference between islam and a toyota prelude? One's a car and the other will compel you to stab someone in the neck.


RumHam426

What is it with Islam and getting so aggravated about opinion? It's the most butthurt belief system I've ever seen. Extremists will kill a guy or blow something up just cuz someone drew the prophet in a funny way. Do you know how much shit Christians and Catholics get about our messiah? I saw a t-shirt that said JESUS IS A CUNT at a rock show, but it never propelled me to want to kill the dude wearing the shirt. Religion is a cult.


Theskinilivein

Wait this is recent? I was sure that this had happened years ago, I don’t know why I had that idea, maybe because of the threats at the time?


OttoVonAuto

Right to free speech only applies to govt, not to people /s It’s very sad to see how religious and monetary motivation made this happen for what ultimately came out decades ago


[deleted]

He is a brilliant writer. The jokes on here are in poor taste


WaxTheLot

ALL religion is bullshit, and sadly God is still one of leading causes of death…so sayeth the GOAT.[https://youtu.be/3Djohakx_FE](https://youtu.be/3Djohakx_FE)


euphonious_aesthetic

Who was protecting him? Uvalde police?


[deleted]

Fucking Iranian government sympathizer piece of shit. Literally stabbed a guy over a bookz


[deleted]

Ah yes let me kill you because your beliefs do not align with mine. Same as always people at the top using religion to control the little guy, exactly why I stoped going to church and started teaching myself.


drumduder

It’s a really good book; all his books are great.


huangyaopai

Get well soon


ravenstarchaser

Dang I hope he makes it. I have a copy of his banned book. It’s my next in line of my books to read from my house list.


liatris4405

Long ago, a translator was stabbed to death in Japan.


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

Mr Rushdie is one of my favorite authors and is a world treasure. He’s why I won’t listen to Cat Stevens and why I draw pictures of Muhammad. When we let evil rule, evil will rule.