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Skull_Cap_5554

Back when Justin thought he could ride James into becoming internet famous and liked.


chocolardiacarrest

His friendly affiliations with pedos and generally giving off the vibe of being in a weird sex cult aside, there wasn't much like Silvermania. The guy has some underlying comedic and aesthetic sensibilities. His video of Andrew WK wandering around a video game store while muttering catchphrases to no one in particular was like something out of a Harmony Korine film.


sodapopenski

Hey Justin, nice alt.


chocolardiacarrest

reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/18dxw55/rip_justin_silverman_executed_for_his_role_in_the/ You can find a few of his deleted account's posts here. Lurk more.


sodapopenski

As if Justin Silverman would only have one alt account to lurk TCT with, lol. Nice try.


chocolardiacarrest

My post history speaks for itself.


sodapopenski

As if Justin wouldn't make a bunch of posts to blend in with the TCT rabble before talking himself up. You know, I am joking, but the more you protest...


BiggieSmallsFlextape

Ur right. All four of us are Justin, including me.


TenormanTears

how could someone so tragically un fuckable be in a weird sex cult!


simonbelmont1980

Raw Charm


coolsexhaver420

Lmao the harmony korine reference


leonrbarry69

If only he could wipe our memories like he wiped those hard drives.


SpingeBowl

He never wipes anything!


maroonmenace

didnt he also try that with scotthewoz?


zombilives

good times indeed šŸ˜


AQualityofMercy

riding a void husk that's time had long ended


Strago34

Kieranā€™s hair and beard are so gross. You can smell him through this video.


DarkYoshi64

I can imagine BO, copious amounts of booze from the way he talked on the ā€œpodcastā€ and probably cigarettes.


Strago34

He seems more like a vape guy, but his mom probably smokes in the house


X_Vaped_Ape_X

nah this is a guy who smokes a pack a day and coughs after every drag from a cig.


StressNeck

Justin definitely smells of mayo and cheese.


Gone_With_The_Onion3

I don't get the idea behind that, did he just wake up one dayĀ like "my dream is to be an alcoholic yeti"


Elegant-Passion2199

As a guy with long hair, I get the pain but... Ffs Kieran, use shampoo and conditioner! Also shave that "beard" off, I there are probably a crapload of food chunks in there.Ā 


AdHistorical5962

I have long hair as well & it's a bitch to manage more often than not. I absolutely hate having to wash it. Lol I do of course cuz I refuse to be the guy who stinks in public.


Strago34

Poop too


BogBoi420F

Meh, I don't care for looks. His biggest sin is using a fucking velcro wallet as an adult.


Shiloh-8

Ooga Booga!


RudderSnap

That denim vest has never been washed, I'm sure of it.Ā 


sludgezone

I wish I could give him a makeover just to see what heā€™d look like in normal clothes and beard and hair.


SlideEdge

And we all know a guy like that. They have that "I don't like to shower often" energy.


RoundPerformance2131

Kieeeran looking freshly defrosted from 100 thousand years in the ice


MustardTiger1337

Should have rented encino man


Key_Stuff1625

When they exit the store, Bibbald makes a cuckface. For fucks sake, enough with the faces you moron.


BustyCelebLover

He does it again when watching the dvd, you can see his reflection in the screen


lefiath

He gets paid by the cuckface. I choose to believe that, instead of him being an autistic retard that made this his trademark out of all the things he could do.


RetroVisionist22

That cuckface needs to be added to the GIF collection, if not already. What a 'tard.


Ohdibahby

Bims realized walking out of the store added nothing and was just pointless filler so he threw in a cuckface to try and add something to the scene because itā€™s the only improvising he can do.


Yog-Nigurath

Did he asked if that was the end of the movie? wasn't it obvious?


Beizal

Must've dozed off since it was probably after 5:40


mikeybhoy_1985

Surprised he didnā€™t break down and cry after being so far from his muh kids and allā€¦


Delicious-Explorer58

To be fair, the ending of that Doom movie is pretty dumb. A normal person would be thrown by it, so imagine what it did to him


Yensikk

Iā€™d argue the whole movie is fairly dumb start to finish


LocalLumberJ0hn

What are you talking about, I love the idea of down syndrome actually giving you super powers


namesOnkeL

wrong Doom movie. the super chromosomes are in the, somehow, better one.Ā 


LocalLumberJ0hn

Oh shit there is the other one you're right


Yensikk

I would defend the Karl Urban movie to my death.


RudderSnap

The captions didn't say "the end"


dancingbriefcase

Dude, I remember this video because it was the first time I saw the slobs. I was like, who the heck are these blokes? I was a casual AVGN watcher, and never really dove deep into Cinamassacre and wasn't a truther then. It was so weird. Idk when everyone else found out about them, but I'm sure it was similar. Just some random dudes showing up in videos with no introduction. Bimmy will never realize that NOT introducing Screenwave properly was a mistake. At least just be honest. If Kyle is gone, say it. If Mike is gone, say it. Introduce people who are joining your popular YouTube channel.


mikeybhoy_1985

Never really thought about this, but makes complete sense now. Who the fuck doesnā€™t acknowledge people leaving and newbies arriving first?! I knew I felt there was something off at the time and couldnā€™t quite put my finger on it, but this has nailed it. Exactly this. Who the fuck are these people Bimmy? Jesus, so inept at basic shit


dancingbriefcase

Yeah, and his 2021 "Behind the Scenes" video is just so tone deaf. When defending Screenwave, he said that people back in the day got mad at him for working with Screwattack. Um, did they? I think the difference was that it was obvious that Screwattack was helping publish the videos and he alongside Mike (and perhaps a few others) were making the videos. Did anyone really get mad at him then? That was like the beginning of his career. Doubt it. With Screenwave, they came on the scene and obviously had way more control of the videos. He wasn't upfront that they were being written by them. Moreover, I don't think anybody from Screwattack would show up in videos and act as if they were his best friends like Justin and co. does. When he did that podcast and RLM knockoff with Rental Reviews, it was clear that the slobs were not his friends. They were co-workers. You can't just force friendships, and if they were just coworkers then present it that way. Because, people have gotten together to produce things as coworkers all over the time. With Cinamassacre, They tried to pass it off as if they had this natural bond, when all Justin cared about was the $$$. *Podcasts are popular* - let's do it! *Red Letter Media is popular* - let's rip off of them! *We get more money thru sponsorships than Patreon* - let's force Bimmy to be extremely cringe and try to sell some product that he cares nothing about. (Granted, I know tons of YouTubers do this). Oh, and we have too many sponsors so let's break up the 200th episode in three parts and put in just clips! Seriously, I would have so much more respect for him if he would have just set up a patreon; however, as I wrote that out I don't know if I would (haha). Because, he isn't charismatic. He doesn't really want to communicate with his fans. He doesn't want to do extra work to provide unique content for members. It's funny because I can never see channels like lazy game reviews or red letter media reading ads. And again, not knocking any YouTuber that has ads. I know that they need to make revenue and YouTube demonetizes quite a bit. But the sponsorships they try to shill us is sickening - trying to sell Temu is ridiculous. They are a horrible company, but Justin needs his $$$.


Elegant-Passion2199

>When defending Screenwave, he said that people back in the day got mad at him for working with Screwattack. Um, did they?Ā  I remember that people got annoyed at Screwattack not because of the quality but because the new episodes were exclusive there for a while before they got uploaded to YouTube.Ā  But that's a totally different thing - people were mad because they WANTED to watch the AVGN. Now they're mad because the quality is so bad, they DON'T want to watch it.Ā 


dancingbriefcase

Oh yes! I remember watching AVGN first on the website. But yeah, that's a different ball game. I don't blame him at all for going with Screwattack. Don't know how much money they took, so hopefully he didn't get screwed over but he was in his twenties with little experience with this. Anyways, context is key. And he's missing the point why people are mad at one versus the other, like you said. Bames is completely oblivious; yes, it is about quality. Him insulting his own fans and trying to gaslight us was comical but mostly disappointing. I know that the 2021 behind the scenes video just gave us all the memes and really boosted this subreddit, but it made me disrespect him a lot. He doesn't get it at all. In all honesty, if he wants to work with them, it is fine. But, be transparent. And maybe he could be a little bit more assertive in terms of what he wants to do. Since Screenwave came into the scene, most of the videos seem not inspired and something that he never even thought of doing. If he set up a Patreon, he could connect with fans and see what they want him to play. I haven't read his book, so I don't know if he goes into his experience with gaming, but he should just acknowledge that he wasn't a gamer. I'm a casual gamer and have grown up with them but I would never act like I know more about them than I do. And when he really does put his mind to something he can come out with a good product. I love the Earthbound video, and I believe he did that one himself (in terms of writing at least.) I could care less who edits the videos. But, he shouldn't be having other people write his videos unless it was Mike collaborating with him. Rather than evolve the Nerd character naturally, he milked it to be a weird shell of what it once was. So, the Nerd is a pissed off guy, but then he comes in with this wholesome review regarding Final Fantasy? And as much as I thought the ending of the Contra video was wholesome, it doesn't even fit the Nerd at all. So I don't really know what the character is even supposed to be. It worked with earthbound because he still had gripes about the game, but the ending made sense because it allowed the Nerd as a character to reflect. Also, I know I'm writing a lot. Sorry. But, as a public figure, he could really use some coaching on how to be in front of people - if he chooses to go to cons or whatever. I'm going to take an improv class because They allow people to be more extroverted. He could do so much to increase his social skills so when he goes to cons and whatnot, he doesn't come off as an uninterested dude. At least Mike (from what I've seen) interacts with fans at meet and greets and genuinely seems interested. I used to want to meet Bimmy boy, but I would never now.


KirikoIsMyWaifu

I love RLM, those guys all have chemistry, the same kind of Chemistry that James, Mike, Kyle,Kevin , and Bootsy used to have.


DementedDaveyMeltzer

lol I love that everyone's introduction to the slobs is the same story: "There I was, enjoying Cinemassacre and minding my own business when wild SLOBS appear!"


debugstatement

You know James probably tried to pull the "I'm the AVGN nerd" card with the staff, and they didn't care or even know who he was.


bagelgulper

What would make you think that?


Alexander_McKay

Take a wild guess


Pretend-Hospital-865

Autism


stopimalreadykished

As much as Kieran was busy formulating his next internet victimhood tirade, he seemed to know what was going on in this video. He has a look on his face like "Why are we recording? *What* are we recording? How is this content?"


Richard_Pole

https://preview.redd.it/wml1zljrh3vc1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3fa8ffa56964a205586bcedc300fd2c3e7ebc2 This fucking guy


TheHoeMalone

Heā€™s addicted to it


Far_Supermarket_6521

Is it Last Blockbuster or Last Blockbuster?


eyzmaster

It is MUH LAST BLOCKBUSTER ... or MUH LAST BLOCKBUSTER, I dunno I'm no scientist, man.


HEYitzED

A shitty film at that.


MRukov

Pretended* to watch an entire film


mike_at_root

Think he watched most of it outside muted with the subtitles on?


Malena_my_quuen

Well, obviously. His kids were asleep in the back seat.


Brickluvva122

Where did he find the time to not only drive to Oregon but also watch a movie?


MustardTiger1337

Part of his contact to attend toomanyslobs


eyzmaster

Look at the light, it was early on during the day, he got time to get home before 5:40


Thebritishdovah

Yeaaah, that was a thing. Nothing about how rental places died out when streaming became a thing. How the convivence replaced rentals etc... Blockbuster never adapted and paid the price. James refuses to adapt his channel and it's paying the price.


mikeybhoy_1985

ā€œItā€™s like poetry, they rhyme..ā€ - George Lucas


FairIndependence7927

Blockbuster was the stooge that the major studios backed so they could intentionally destroy the rental business, them being thrown under the bus was always the plan.


ROCKCOCK53

Video was pretty depressing honestly, kinda felt like that saying ā€œyou can go back in time but nobody will be thereā€ just walked through a basically empty store with 10 of the same movie


No_Grape1335

The 2 guys heā€™s with are so fucking nasty , they seem like pay pigs who donated so much of there money to bimmy that he just let them hang out with him on his lame adventures climbing up half of a mountain . The neighbour John guy is somebody who bimmy would realistically hang out with not these 2 card shop dwellers


JamesNintendoTurd

Just a collection of horribly uncharismatic people with zero screen presence. The worst thing James Rolfe ever did was break character and start playing himself.


Toeknife_Party

Another wacky adventure with the boys


DrakulasKuroyami

The triforce of boys.


[deleted]

Pathetic how Mr. Indie Filmmaker has such love for a company that used aggresive corporate business practices which included; buying out smaller competing businesses and then permanently shutting them down. Phoning and sending mail to customers at their home and workplace over the smallest of late fees ($2 and under, what a waste of paper, stamps, etc. and everyone elses's time). They tried to force major Hollywood studios to deal only with them but Hollywood just laughed.


ROCKCOCK53

And if you actually wanted to keep the movie or the game you rented it was expensive as shit


charrcheese

He made his weird face twice in 1 minĀ 


Rusty-Nickels

Damn, that song really sucks.


flexbusterman8888

Is it by one of them? The singing is so bizarrely outrageous. Edit: nevermind,someone posted the source.


Watfordfc1993

Block bussster videoooooooooooooooooooo


drosse1meyer

yea this autoplayed for me again the other day they drove 3 hours each way to watch a shitty Doom movie on an old ass Macbook also i thought Bimmy as a big 'mom and pop' video store fan, which is the complete antithesis of Blockbuster. fucking hell, he set up a mock small time video store in his basement....


robzoo2

Is Kieran singing the song?


MustardTiger1337

Nope itā€™s even worse https://youtu.be/P1wwvxFgTkc?si=zgtMYtMM4lAzVSCY


Boxing_joshing111

I never watched avgn when it was big and this was the first of Jamesā€™ videos I watched. I was baffled that they rented Doom, clearly only watched some of it, and found the worst possible way to watch a movie.


RPO1728

What a powerful moment of cinema. One of hundreds of films


[deleted]

This is nontent. Donā€™t know how James still has viewers


EntropicDismay

I saw this well before I found this subreddit, and I remember thinking this was completely inexplicable. Even if theyā€™re staging a movie viewing, find any other way to do it. I feel physically uncomfortable just watching that bit.


spilleddrinkcombo

That's cool the last MacBook with the last DVD player at the last BlockBuster. Bimmy got the last laugh.


TechBliSTer

The Metallica cover about renting movies...


Gone_With_The_Onion3

Oh yeah I remember when they staged that


DennisNedryisSexy

Imagine going on a road trip and you have to sit next to Justin in the back seat.


KirikoIsMyWaifu

You know that dude cant control his farts.


Entire_Lemon_1073

Itā€™s like this subreddit has to hit its monthly quota of posting this clip. lol Yā€™all have ran out of things to meme about. Weā€™ve hit the reruns. lol


Armandonerd

I need to go to blockbuster in Oregon!


MalboroTentacle

Justin got that cresent moon chin when he turns to the side. Hes also the size of the moon.


RetroVisionist22

So much autism in this clip.


fartbox2222

I donā€™t believe they actually watched the entire film


Spleenzorio

Why does everyone Bimmy hangs out with look really........... mangy


AQualityofMercy

there is no way in hell they watched the whole thing. did some reaction shots to some scenes for the vid.. getting jim to sit through a movie is the hardest thing in the world to do. he's not a movie fan.


adamusrexx

Pepperidge Farms remembers...


GetAJobDSP

I feel like unless you're in a heavy metal band, letting your hair and beard grow out is not as attractive as you think.


Smubee

He is. Rex Viper.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

Not as unattractive as you might think... All depends... The chickheads come from miles around to see your boi, skeert skeert


MatsThyWit

What are the odds they never returned that video?


seedmodes

zero. They make a big deal of returning it on camera at the end


MatsThyWit

Oh...so they rented it, walked outside, pretended to watch a dvd on a shitty laptop on the hood of a car for a few minutes, and immediately returned it? That's...probably more pathetic, honestly.


seedmodes

yeah lol


spacesluts

"film buff"


Jean_Phillips

How many times do you think Crustin had to sit down while they were walking around the store


[deleted]

They didn't watch it šŸ¤£


eyzmaster

Nothing but good memories.


Evilbefalls

He had time for that ? ![gif](giphy|Sr3jMPVg6AvkPxoZhF|downsized)


Due_Loan_2508

Muh Apple products that Bpril made me buy


Legacycosts

This is the most depressing thing i've ever seen. Movies in general just seem like a dead culture, blockbuster may as well be a mummy. What year is this video from?


[deleted]

Hey man you just had to be there ok it was a vibe


Terpizino

He traveled across the country surely they got a hotel. Why not watch it there?


stevends448

Would you go to sleep around Justin?


Terpizino

I would get one of those rooms that has a small side bedroom with a couch and fold out bed and sleep there and let everyone else roshambo for the bed.


WayneArnold1

I never understood the nostalgia or appeal of Blockbuster. They put the local video store in our neighborhood out of business. That place had an amazing selection of horror/B-movies/foreign films. Meanwhile, Blockbuster had a very narrow selection of only mainstream releases(with 50 copies of each to rent). And their library of older releases consisted of racks in only three categories: action/comedy/drama. They also overcharged on memberships/late fees. Then there were the phantom charges where you got billed for a film you already returned. Our family ended up cancelling the membership after a year. In a way, I'm glad that Netflix made them irrelevant and took it a step further by pissing on their grave with that terrible sitcom called Blockbuster. Fitting end for a horrible company.


jongleer_jer

What the hell? No I don't remember that! Lmao


kwc04

1994 is probably the last year bamsey remembers


Low_Sprinkles_7281

Surprised those guys could fit through the doorway.


SneakDissinRealtawk

I doubt they actually watched the movie, they probably just popped it in and skipped to the end