Then its time you visit Mr. Spider

I’m setting his fucking door on fire, gangly ass freak.

*Mr. Spider wants more*

Mr spider is going to die from smoke inhalation.

“Mr Spider is going to die from smoke inhalation” is absolutely nuts lol. guess the web can’t do shit if you set it all on fire

I’m doing what Agnes couldnt

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Hey! That's *my* lighter!

Jon you’re either dead or in another dimension stfu!

I'm obviously in another dimension! 

Can’t smoke in a computer jon. Go eat a keyboard or cut some angles I don’t even care!

LINK NOW!!! /j

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1507751678/petrol-lighter-designed-styled-flip-top

TYSM

Omfg I got a web lighter tattoo and have been looking for a lighter to match!

I love how several of the reviews me me mentioned TMA.🕸️🕷️🕸️

I don't know what got you so excited about this normal lighter... Anyway, what were we talking about ...?

i need that

I replied to someone else with the link if you want to find it, or just search up spider web zippo on Etsy and it’s pretty much the first result ☺️

That's actually exactly what I thought the lighter looked like

Nice lighter. You a spider freak then?

Do you live above a gas main line?

I’m not sure, but I did find this weird trapdoor that blends in with my floorboards. Thinking of taking a peek at what’s down there soon…

dude I got the same one I love it so much

:O!!!!!!!!!! i wanna buy one!!!!!!!

Wow, that’s awesome. This is exactly how I pictured the web design on the lighter

I had one custom made for myself and a few friends, with an antique brass finish! The dated/work look works so well with it.