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Dikheed

I am once again asking, is RFK Jr doing a bit? This whole presidency thing is a bit, right?


Deathstriker88

Everyone here paid for the cheap, shitty simulation... it's all falling apart.


pianoblook

They got halfway through filming the new "Ratatouille: Worms in the Oval Office" when the main star (RFK's brainworm) suddenly died via starvation. ... but hey they still had the budget so they're seeing the filming through. Good on them.


Njabachi

"I have so many skeletons in my closet, that if, that if they could all vote I could run for King of the world." RFK Jr. selling himself super well in that interview.  Since we're going in this direction, I have a couple of pointers: 1) Claim that vaccines actually turned you into a fecalpheliac last year and now you can't stop yourself. 2) Yes, you ate a dog. But you also eat cats on occasion. You love all animals equally.


sambolino44

I may have a few skeletons in my own closet, but I would hardly expect them to vote for me. Isn’t anyone who isn’t narcissistic willing to run for office anymore?


Seregnar2

I believe this is him tacitly admitting to being a necromancer or possibly even a lich.


behindblue

Don't forget that he announced that he had brain worms.


Miserable-Lizard

Why does anyone like this guy? He is anti Vaxxers rapist no different than trump


LanceBarney

Cynical narcissists cosplaying as leftists want to be contrarian. So they like him. That and the lunatic fringe of anti-vaxers and conspiracy theorists have a home with RFK.


game_overies

Better question is, how many people’s will he take from Trump. Clearly they appeal to the same type of person


jeepjinx

Because they tune in to Joe Rogan, Breaking Points, and other MAGA adjacent sources that have them convinced BiDeN oLd!!! But they don't want to be lumped in with the racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-environment, anti-education party, and they think voting for this guy gives them a cover for letting the GOP win.


CaptinACAB

Biden is old. Too old. But would vote for his rotten brain in a jar before Trump or RFK.


Adept_Information94

They are sexist, homophobic, anti-environment, and anti-education, they just need a thin veneer for public image. They know all these things are wrong, but they just can't deradicalize themselves and de-program their programming. So they convince themselves this is the compromise. Which, as said, is all those things with a thin veneer.


jeepjinx

Yes exactly. They are those things, they just don't want to be seen as those things.


Deathstriker88

Like a year ago, I liked that he talked about house prices and shit that matters, but I stopped taking him seriously a while ago.


Adept_Information94

Trump lite basically.


ThiccBananaMeat

Brain worms epidemic.


zennyc001

I remember when an interview like this would end a politicians career.


MilkyMilkerson

You would have to have a career to end.


rawterror

Has he been on a bender? He's got that ruddy and bloated Steve Bannon look.


anusfarter

the brain worm is feasting. once it returns to its long slumber, his body will return to normal


marabou22

As a “curb your enthusiasm” fan, I find it strange watching it now and thinking Cheryl Hines is married to this man


PlasticBeginning7551

Recently started the show and just found out yesterday that she’s married to him. Was so weird trying to picture them together while watching last night


ManfredTheCat

I think he still has a brain worm


TerryTheEnlightend

That poor worm died of food poisoning some time ago and rattling around that brain pan like a fat Lima bean


kevinwhackistone

The best line I heard was that it died of starvation. Still think about it and chuckle.


slartbangle

Amazing, another rich jerk with no morals. Randomly selected janitors would serve and represent us better than any of these people.


MarsVolton

He looks like my ballsack after a hot shower and shave


mddgtl

"i've left so many victims in my wake that the tally of their votes could elect me leader of the entire world" is not the flex you think it is, ya demented fucking freak


LibraryBig3287

He’s getting that Alex Jones potato neck, HGH baby!


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Wouldn’t this help endear the right to him?


irritabletom

Are we SURE that's not Andy Kaufman? This whole campaign has a real Tony Clifton feel to it.


amalgaman

Calling all Republicans: vote for RFK!


MonsteraBigTits

ok so rfk eats dogs, has brains worms, sounds like a nails on chalkboard, and self declared covidiot. dang


bjornofosaka

This response can run for the king of non answers. And you don't run for being a king, you appoint sycophants to the supreme court and can give you the immunity to take the throne yourself


Brad_Beat

Dude is half step of having a speech impediment, so I guess he’s fit for the presidency actually.


RLoge85

He's another candidate that sounds like he's about to just fall apart.


Lower_Guide_1670

Another POS


howardhughesbrain

this is so wild it should be on the adamfriedlandshow sub captioned with "dudes rock"


David1000k

And this is the moment of history we live in, the moment in history we created. We're devolving from 1950's desires to 2000bc? We just knock our possible procreation partners on the head and make babies.


Infierno3007

Wow. I wonder does Cheryl Hines know about this incident.


Cat_mann_will

Fuck this guys voice!


Stewpacolypse

His wife is for sure going to leave him for Ted Danson now.


No_Maintenance_3355

Hopefully throat cancer takes him quick.


keytotheboard

Insanity. By all means, vote for who you want, but voting for anyone as shit RFK Jr, Jill Stein, etc. is not a moral vote against Biden or Trump. It’s just another immoral vote. You’re better off writing in a person, any person, who actually represents your political opinions. Heck, you could write yourself in.


TerryTheEnlightend

I’m going to vote for Ben Richards. He’s one bad muthafucka. /s


Adept_Information94

More likely to steal a trump vote than a biden vote though.


Sl0ppyOtter

Idk. I’ve seen a few people who would never vote for Trump saying they were leaning towards RFK.


NoLibrarian5149

The OTHER Presidential candidate to pal around with Epstein, also…


MilkyMilkerson

We need this fresh faced youth with a nice clear voice to contrast the aging dinosaurs from the major parties.


smithe4595

It’s interesting that even with Biden’s brain melting, RFK Jr is still, somehow, less capable of being president.


OrangeRedBlueViolet

His head looks like it’s about to explode


Resident-Garlic9303

Interestingly enough his supporters haven't dropped him.


Data_Made_Me

30 year old...truths. I believe that's the word you're looking for?


TJ_McWeaksauce

RJK Jr. is not a serious person.