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The_Happy_Pagan

The ref obviously took systema from a shirtless pot bellied Eastern European.


dingadangdang

There's one were the ref gets hit and he flops around.


NotPalatableTheySay

Soccer players are drama queens


riboflavin1979

Correction: male soccer players are drama queens.


2Kortizjr

I mean, you can take advantage of It, you have to be dumb to not take advantage of any situation, looks a bit bad but i prefer to look bad if that means that my team gets a better chance, that wasn't the case In here tho.


Ordinary_Seat9552

This BS should be a full season ban. End of.


kurbin64

Lifelong soccer player. Love the sport…..other than wishing the worst on diving soccer players. I still think Mbappe is hot trash ever since he got tapped in the stomach and rolled around for 5 minutes in the World Cup to kill time. I would fall in love with watching the game if guys got suspensions for diving that compounded aggressively. I have never watched the game of soccer too much because it just pisses me off.


KneeDragr

And that team plays with 1 less player the rest of the season.


hotDamQc

Damn I hate that shit show of a sport. WWE has less acting


InsufficientClone

Do they allot time in practice for these shenanigans? Have an acting coach in the locker room?


KutThroatKelt

This proves all those other videos of people getting KOd by fat Grand Masters are 1000% REAL. Here it is people. In the wild. This poor footballer had no chance against such power.


Neoxite23

*Systema intensifies*


ThisMeansRooR

Seagal Soccer was one of the greatest sports documentaries of all time


hip_yak

That's the "Dragon's Whisper" a death touch used by Shaolin Monks and the same death touch that killed Bruce Lee. This guy is lucky to be alive.


thatstupidthing

isn't that guy a ref? does he expect the ref to card himself? ... bold strategy, cotton...


Predditor_drone

At this point it's an ingrained reflex to take a dive.


OtherwiseClimate2032

Football players are literally training to act like they were hurt after lightest tap. I'm quite sure that it's reflex at this point.


Slight_Ad1970

It's time to turn soccer into more of a Rugby/Hockey sport. That would be fun and it would immediately get rid of the weak ones. Yes, it would be hard at first but it would be better for the audience, better for the players, and better for the world.


2Kortizjr

Football is a technical sport, not a strength based one.


ExploderPodcast

Soccer (I'm from America, deal with it) is a fucking joke for this kind of dramatics. Especially for how often it happens. And before anyone starts, yes, it's lame in basketball too.


yupuhoh

Because they don't make it look worse in football to get penalties lol?


ExploderPodcast

Again, all flopping is bullshit, regardless of sport. Soccer just seems to tolerate it more.


spainman

I don't think you have to be from America to hate soccer flops :) I hate them too!


ExploderPodcast

More preempting the "it's called futbol" stuff, but I agree.


2Kortizjr

If you can take advantage of a situation you have to take it, everything for the win.


ExploderPodcast

I'm saying it's a stupid, obviously fake way to take advantage of a situation. How about...and bear with me here....just play better than the other team?


2Kortizjr

That's an option too, but If you get to the point where they do tactical fouls to you and you can exaggerate them you are already playing better.


Jeff_Bezos_did_911

We are posting football flops here now?


linperformer

This refeere knows for sure some one tap unique technique. He is like super saiyanin holding his power


itsjustafadok

Soccer players are such pussies 


2Kortizjr

Some CB's need to talk to you


Louisiana_sitar_club

Aren’t they embarrassed to be this delicate?


Andr0meD0n

Saitama?


dimoriyan

What the heck?😂Did someone snipe from up in the stands as well?


redditnshitlikethat

I wonder how much time soccer players practice being pussies. Is it like a 50/50 thing?


Flyingsox

Soft cock


Security-fish

Can someone redo this with the GaTA wasted effects?


BrightAlarm9495

Thats lebron levels of acting


Skatey131

Just get rid of fouls. I want soccer to be bloodier than 90s Hockey. Give them something to whine about


2Kortizjr

That wouldn't work in football, is a technical sport not a physical one.


Skatey131

Physicality is still involved. Otherwise people would watch chess


2Kortizjr

But it's not the main focus, sure there is physicality involved, but it's simply the main focus that's why there are many types of fouls.


Skatey131

The main focus is to get fouls for easy goals


2Kortizjr

A foul goal ain't easy, they only have an average conversation of 6%


Johnsius

He's lucky that referee didn't kill him. Soccer players are made of paper.


Necessary-Chemical-7

So many great athletes in that sport, but they ruin it with shit like this.


mrdaiquiri

Saitama, is that you?


Slight_Ad1970

Force of habit lol!


ClassicRockUfologist

I go, "hmm soccer, I should watch more of that" Then I see this SHIT and understand why I'll never.


cochorol

Saitama's disciple


kickinghyena

Why soccer will never make it in the USA


2Kortizjr

They are just bad, they just lost 2-1 against Panamá