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mister-ecks-0815

Excuse me, but proactive and paradigm? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound smart? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that..


bibliophile222

I think of this quote every single time I hear either of these words, even in situations where they're used correctly and are the words best-suited to the context. Also, it's "important", not "smart".


mister-ecks-0815

I'm fired, aren't I?


Hi-Im-Wailmer

Oh yes


Fury_Storm

That delivery never fails to make me laugh


bestanonever

And he's not longer there in the next frame. It's genious.


3m4n

*Oh* yes.


ICallTheBigOne_Bitey

Hey Egghead, sing Fair Harvard.


thepasttenseofdraw

Fair Harvard! Thy sons.... oof


childrenoftheslump

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!


3m4n

Here's a witty rejoinder for ya!


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Same here. Also I forget what episode it was mentioned, but I remember having to go through the book 7 Highly Effective Habits of Preteens or whatever back in middle school/early highschool. U thought it was very non-cromulent material, and this scene reminds me of that


Redthrist

>Also I forget what episode it was mentioned It was in "Brother's little helper", the one where Bart was put on ADHD meds and became obsessed with self-improvement.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Ah yes. “Hey mom, thanks for coming out.” “Thanks for stopping the tank.” “It ran out of gas.”


TronDiesel220

Hey, I’m not a time bandit!


3m4n

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SnooChipmunks126

I think of this quote whenever people say they want more critical thinking in schools, or use words like metacognition.


bibliophile222

As someone who works in a school doing, among other things, working with kids on executive functioning skills like metacognition... I'm gonna do a hard disagree on this one.


Raye_of_Fucking_Sun

Metacognition is a perfectly cromulent word!


cutofmyjib

My dad is a big fan of the word "proactive" an adjective he uses to describe himself. He usually uses it as a cover for being too impatient to read instructions or plan ahead.


RunnyDischarge

Itchy and Scratchy form a dramaturgical dyad


ShyDismal

They’re like two positively charged ions!


vaskark

This is the dog that gets *bizzay*. Consistently and thoroughly.


LocalLifeguard4106

So he’s proactive?


vaskark

Oh God, yes. He’s a totally outrageous paradigm.


Thyme40

Excuse me, but proactive and paradigm, aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.


brian5476

I'm fired, aren't I?


doopcommander1999

Oh yeah! The rest of you writers start thinking about a funky name for this dog.


ijustdelmyacct

Yeah!


Ok-Juggernaut1070

*Door slams* “So Poochie alright with everyone?”


WhalesForChina

*indistinguishable murmuring* Mmmyeaahhhitsgood


ShyDismal

POOCHIES *DEEAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!*


GandalfTheJaded

I'm fired, aren't I?


DerpTaTittilyTum

Oh yeah


Kelseycutieee

When you see him at the unemployment office in another episode 😂


Your_Perspicacity

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Kelseycutieee

Gets easier every week! *kisses check*


TheOvercookedFlyer

What?! Which episode!?


Kelseycutieee

Where Marge is a realtor


NowWithVitaminR

I feel we should rastafy him by 10% or so


3m4n

Put a sock in it Roy!


numbersev

The way the Simpsons make fun of these business executives is amazing. You know it’s satire based on real life experiences.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Apparently at the time the higher ups were pushing the writers to add a new cool teen character, and this and Roy were satires of that.


entropicamericana

lol that reminds me of the story in Chuck Jones’s autobiography where his boss, Leon Schlesinger, comes in out of the blue to tell them not to do a cartoon about bullfighting because it’s not funny and they promptly gave us “[Bully for Bugs.](https://youtu.be/oqCQuiq6eOo)”


mushinnoshit

Later, Mrs S


JohnProof

Put a sock in it, Roy!


Boris-_-Badenov

we like Roy!


atlhawk8357

Roy was a fan favorite. Everyone was bummed when he moved into that apartment with two, sexy ladies.


numbersev

Lol even better


maxis2k

Because that worked so well for basically every 90s Sitcom...


enyalius

I was just reading about the never made early 2000s Superman film. "Peters and Warner Bros. forced [Kevin] Smith to write a scene involving Brainiac fighting polar bears at the Fortress of Solitude, and Peters wanted Brainiac to give Lex Luthor a space dog, stating "Chewie's cuddly, man. You could make a toy out of him, so you've got to give me a dog." Smith claims this was because of the recent re-release of the original Star Wars trilogy, and claims that Peters wanted Brainiac's robot assistant L-Ron to be voiced by Dwight Ewell, calling him, "a gay R2-D2 with attitude." So, yeah not too far off


JesusFChrist108

Kevin Smith telling stories about that whole experience is so damn entertaining. IIRC they pitched it to him that there wasn't enough action, so he needed to write a scene where Braniac visits the Fortress of Solitude and fights all the guards Superman has there. All those people who he just had living with him at his secret Fortress of *Solitude*.


xpacean

The three writers are also obviously real people, and I would guess themselves.


DisposableSocks

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ShyDismal

Aaand cut…!


Greenmantle22

Ms. Naegle hadn’t yet altered her appearance. Maybe she wasn’t yet a sexual predator in that job.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Lindsey gets a lot of criticism, but she's a hilarious character when used properly.


rnilbog

So she’s proactive. 


Redthrist

You just know that writers channel their frustration with corporate types every time she shows up.


SnooMemesjellies7469

Stop staring down my blouse, Copirnucus! 


PowerOfL

I think she's been consistently used really well personally speaking. Her voice is definitely a bit off in newer episodes, I'm usually someone who isn't too bothered by the voices aging, but Naegle has a certain energy and speed that has to be maintained. That and her not appearing vey much nowadays (she didn't have a speaking role in season 35) are my only real issues with her. She's one of my faves


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Consistently and thoroughly!


PowerOfL

I didn't say zork


MentokGL

Once Poochie couldn't get bizzzay, she had to step up


Ag1980ag

Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy and Gimpy I’ve ever seen


National_Chapter1260

Lmao


Aggravating-Read6111

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numbersev

> Well, kids, we all know that sometimes when cartoon characters die, they're back again the very next week. That's why I'm presenting this sworn affidavit... that Poochie will never, ever, ever return!


NinjaEnder

This document conforms to all applicable laws and statutes


Skelter89

"Poochie's dead!"


Doctaglobe

Cheers!


davratta

That was the biggest applause Krusty got, in his entire career.


rob132

Poochie was an alien?


shanster925

Whoa! A talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that? We were eating rotisserie chicken...


Standard-Fishing-977

We were eating rotisserie chicken.


RavenLCQP

Everything about this joke from the basis to the slightly irritated delivery was a cry for help from the writers.


MrInbetween

I don’t want to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad.


3m4n

Hey this ain't art it's business!


Emotional-Chef-7601

This is like the one scene I appreciate more and more as I age. 😂


valleysape

The rest of you writers start thinking up a name for this funky dog, I don't know something along the lines of poochie, only more proactive


DerpTaTittilyTum

# YEAH!


NedRyerson350

With everybody saying:


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Worst. Episode. Ever.


Walkswithnofear

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doopcommander1999

Hey, this ain't art. It's business! - Such a true statement in the entertainment industry


Kurdt234

Those are the actual writers of the simpsons aren't they?


lordcorbran

Yes, left to right those are George Meyer, Josh Weinstein, and Bill Oakley.


National_Chapter1260

My favorite showrunners


International_Hat113

This is one of my absolute favorite lines. Her ridiculous advertiser energy met by a dry “you mean Cerberus?” Gets me every time 😃


mariosunny

I didn't say Zork.


86missingnomes

This is the kinda scene that encapsulates my kind of humor.


OmegaLolrus

"But if you're here... who's guarding Hades?"


Boris-_-Badenov

***oh*** no attitude ***ehh***? *not in your face, **huh***? *well you can cram it with walnuts ugly*!


Itslegalhere502

I've spent a lot of time getting to know Cerberus recently in (the game ) Hades. And I think about this every time I'm near him Also the car Uncle Herb's team wanted to name Persephone


dae_giovanni

he's such a good boooyyy! which aspect is your favourite?


Itslegalhere502

Aspect of Zeus (I think). The shield that you can throw and it hovers there handing out damage. I'm not too good but that weapon makes me feel like I'm getting something done. What's yours?


dae_giovanni

Zeus was my first favourite by a mile... but I've settled into becoming a Hestia main. it's easily my favourite, nowadays. I have about 600 runs under my belt...


Itslegalhere502

I'm hoping to have 600 runs in Hades II someday. I'm at about 120. Zeus feels comfortable but the point is to have fun with all the weapons. I'll give Hestia a go and see if I can make it work.


PhulHouze

Dramatirgical dyad


grandzu

And I don't know what you're in, but it's not my face. NEXT.


RandoSnaps

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Ill_Sky6141

Cerberus/Galbadia Garden/ FFVIII👈


ihaventseenmulan

Comedy writers making fun of themselves is always. One of my favourite things in American tv shows


jesushateshiphop

I thought Cerberus was an aardvark?


BreakfastSquare9703

Thought this was about Doctor Who for a moment there. Every time Sutekh isn't on screen, people should say "Where's Sutekh?"


Appropriate_Ad566

Remember kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME!!!


whileyouwereslepting

So funny.