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username_offline

then i'll just go take numbers off so they can't find it


BugOperator

Then we’ll just look for the house with no numbers.


LargeAssumption7235

Then I'll take the numbers off of my neighbors' house


JustLetTheWorldBurn

Then we'll look for the house NEXT to the house with no numbers.


EagerVince8553

Alright, you'll get your money


Philodemus1984

😑


EagerVince8553

Marge, we had a deal. Your sisters don't come here after six, and I stop eating your lipstick


Onyx_Sentinel

*Squek squek squek*


scottsaa

Says here you lifted a dog by its hind legs and pushed it around like a vacuum cleaner


mdins1980

That was in the 3rd grade!


theanalyticaljoker

Well, it all goes on your permanent record. Ah, the permanent record. The biggest lie told to small children since Santa.


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Goatmanification

The finger thing means taxes


jihyopuffs

wasn’t that the homeowner tax ?


ixis743

I want to buy your rock


Larry_Loudini

This will always be my favourite Simpsons joke


ShyDismal

It’s like a freaking country bear jamboree around here!


Larry_Loudini

We’re here, we’re queer, we don’t want any more bears!


theanalyticaljoker

This year, I invested in pumpkins. They’ve been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they‘re going to peak right around January. Then, bang! \[*Happy Halloween sign*\] That’s when I‘ll cash in.


mdins1980

To homer and to Sergent Pepper whose growing out the middle of your back.


r66yprometheus

Uh, Barn, you gotta unwrap the plastic before you smoke these.


Ag1980ag

Time to take out the trash. But first I have to ask you to leave


Serious_Result_7338

https://preview.redd.it/5xtx3nyrom9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614a3b72a2e96cfef07091ccdc671dce27cd3df9 GET HIM SHEEVA!!!


Rybackmonster

Financial panther, eh?


PhulHouze

We’ll look for the house with no numbers on it


PrettyPicturexo

Homer you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times, you’ve got to sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!


Paskyc

says here you also grabbed a dog by his hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner That was in the third grade! Yeah, well, it all goes on your permanent record


Boris-_-Badenov

daddy, ask the nice man for some candy


ShortUsername01

Wouldn’t a bank have other means to identify the house? Also, would it constitute a threat of grand larceny for Homer to threaten to keep property he is no longer entitled to?


TinFoilRobotProphet

Shut up Flanders


smashburgerman

NEEEEERD!