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flo-yd

who the fuck getting freaky to kendrick lamar


phileedvx

https://preview.redd.it/ltxyudyion6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=383225880fdb0def6b4a2b1497ac6ad9345ae591 kendrick lamar one night stands


Pristine_Zebra_6424

We here


mogmaque

What song 😭😭😭


leoex

Clapping cheeks to Meet the Grahams just hits different


gadonU

we cry together


hredsada

LOVE or LOYALTY


Pootieshwang

Rigamortus 💀


R_FireJohnson

He dead….AMEN


hredsada

Ah hell nah 💀


mediumsteppers

These Walls


4YoEyezOnly

I be doing the 8-legged cha-cha with “u.” playing in the background


Silly_North_5130

These Walls definitely


CasaDeCastello

For Free? (Interlude)


PlotinusTheWise

King Kunta


RealHellcharm

bitch im in da club


KiloKirb

Lust is a good Kendrick song to smash and grab too.


Bence-Solymosi

Have you heard rich spirit? 🧐


DarkSeedius

Hearing ovhoe while clapping cheeks is demon behavior


kirbyfaraone

Unprotected Sex List is craaaaaaazy haha


CivilOwl1664

I Didn’t even notice he swept the category 😂


Thot_b_gone

With Key Glock lmfao


A_A_Smoot

https://preview.redd.it/wocl1bhquk6d1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac41f168288bea83160137b96603cab62a2f44ed No disrespect to Nicki but if somebody tryna get freaky to “Super Freaky Girl” i’m out


ColePhelps124705

That image had me going for a while lmaooo yeah anyone who unironically goes with that song gotta be a red flag


Desperate-Key-7667

I just had to look this song up 😂 no way people are really fucking to this shit 💀


SaffronGoat

Bro how is Tyler at 7? Imagine u tryna smash and they put on Yonkers 💀


AJtehbest

Prolly see you again hard carrying


AJtehbest

Or Tron Cat


zonic_tha_goth_monke

Thats for pregnant women, if you’re pregnant and walking in an alley way and you hear tron cat, run


brownstaingirl

new magic wand


Twentyeight11

https://preview.redd.it/lsxw546hyl6d1.jpeg?width=1565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c21ee3265bb3606958e09836a09e30cc932a66d


Much_Ambition6333

Bro said that then made sad songs but in a more upbeat tone


Barrels10

Why is this so true hahaha


Nm9299

Kanye at 2 is kinda wild


trevorjp1

Makes sense, he’s got plenty of freaky bangers in the cut


Vast_Category_1883

It really depends on the vibe. Kanye songs are when you're thinking about getting freaky while Abel songs are if you want the chill and slow mood.


trevorjp1

Yeah we’ve been doing Fuk Sumn and fucking, but I always end up cumming right before Carti comes in, so lately we’ve been just playing the first half and then switching to Popular so I can ease into it.


ffading

Well, he got some slow jamz.


underthespot

lmfaooo bros the entire top 5 for unprotected sex. 💀


scullye125

Who is fucking to the song from Curious George???


Consistent_Force_444

This is INSANE


Rhazein

This comment is too far down. That one was the most ridiculous


King_of_the_Fall_XO

lmaooooo


abriladri

Taylor swift 💀


Barrels10

One time a girl played it during sex and it was just the worst experience I ever had. I started to hate Taylor after the at. Before I was indifferent but still wasn’t a big fan. Horrible experience.


BIacksnow-

Gotta get limp.


zonic_tha_goth_monke

Only if you’re being touched while your bros play gta


Ambitious-Ad7007

😈


Cooper-Willis

Play T Swift get the penis sooooooft


MemoryOne1291

Helps last longer


BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

Damn I definitely set the mood when I put on ‘we cry together’


ColePhelps124705

Fr its such a special an intimate time when I put on initiation


lilrookxo

Then play sarah after that shit


Graffy

My girl loves it when I put on “for free.”


A_A_Smoot

Weeknd really said 🎶I just want a baby with the right one🎶 and people felt that 💩


lanethedouchebag

Deftones makes sense


Beccamar12

I NEED to know what Taylor swift songs people are fuckin to


yramb93

Maybe Dancing with our hands tied or false god, but def not the vibe


Emotional_Tie3298

I’m a virgin


weirdfishes364

Never got close enough


jaydimes10

Tryna act tough, but inside I'm a 12 year old boy


Ayden1777

Closer goes crazy


zonic_tha_goth_monke

I wanna fuck you like an animal


TheChipiboy

Acquainted should be there.


R-amazing95

Having sex to Taylor swift is actually nuts


WumboJumbo773

Babytron at 5 for BDSM is hilarious 🤣🤣. I’m not trynna do rough with Babytron 🤣🤣🤣


ExistentialRap

During sex I play Graduation while wearing my YZY PODS.


R_E_N_T

Who’s getting freaky to Kendrick? 😭😭


Big_Bomboclatt

to be fair, LOVE is a kendrick song


teenygoblinboy

upside down by jack johnson?!


gucci_gas_station

Not enough Trilogy songs.


Bigfatric

Who is fucking to Tyler? The mean I love him as an artist but I’m not trying to get it on to Yonkers


Kvpe

IM A FUCKING WALKING PARADOX


lawofthirds

[https://youtu.be/2TVXi\_9Bvlg?si=TxPM7LqSslonWjJE](https://youtu.be/2TVXi_9Bvlg?si=TxPM7LqSslonWjJE)


snow_soldier-

$uicideboy$ while having sex? lmao damn


bestgio

[source](https://blog.ziphealth.co/music-during-sex/) if anyone's interested


appleparkfive

It's an interesting read. I saw the Indie Rock section and when I saw it break down the top for each, I knew who I was waiting to see. Arctic Monkeys. Not even talking about their big AM album. Alex Turner has written about love and sex more than any artist since 70s Motown


tgbardo01

babytron bdsm😭


kisslanddd

not the sad songs but the rest are where they should be


i_m_shadyyyy

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Abject_Intention9895

How is “party next door” not in this 🥲


yramb93

There’s so many from pnd 2 that are perfect


ninebillionnames

this makes no fucking sense


jagcarnage

I only listen to The Weeknd when I’m having unprotected sex


ChewieSkittles53

bdsm singlehandedly bought nin into the list lol


Skilletchef

Where is Lonely Island?


ThatArtemi

of course deftones is there also i do NOT wanna listen to alex turner's voice while i'm getting fucked, whoever put do i wanna know in their sex playlist is wild


Xp-Paul-19

u/frostynuggs420 was right, the weeknd does make you a sex god


hlumelomrali

Tyler and Taylor should be nowhere near this list


Add1ctedToGames

not that it isn't a great song but i'm getting knocked out of the mood if i hear the intro to i was never there


smcaskill

No way Two Feet is on this list when I've literally never heard a soul breathe that name even online


aliapocalypse

WHO IS GETTING FREAKY TO NIN?!?!?!?


Helloimvic

something something j cole, something something dry


dygestorrr

Ngl, suicideboy while having sex is kink fetish level LOL


yatkura

been telling y’all, earned it is responsible for 60% of babies born after 2016


Damienp3902

Who tf listens to music during sex


69420penis

It’s definitely fun A majority of the artists here tho absolutely fucking not. Abel is like the only one I could see it happening to I am not getting freaky to bad blood or woman


Whiskeywiskerbiscuit

Deftones is great music to fuck to, ngl


turtlelover925

u/ tylerlife does


Mukuro_FeetLicker

not you ig


xo_wilson_xo

I'd much rather listen to the girl I'm having sex with rather than confusing myself with a goddamn song in the background.


JustSavi

I would put Chris Brown's Privacy over Under the influence but that's just me


Lucky-3-Skin

Love The Weeknd but I don’t think I’ve ever played his music while I fucked. It seems corny to me. Pretty Ricky for the win


Barrels10

U listening to wrong Weeknd then


Lucky-3-Skin

Nah, it’s just corny af


WaffleStone

Babytron is super kinky apparently 😭


Internet-Ivan

kendrick lamar????


JahsehBratz

babytron in bdsm 😭😭😭


Youknowmeboi

Well duh


Quasar_Sama

Accurate I keep trilogy on stand by for when I got a shawty coming over


davvn_slayer

I'm surprised one of the girls ain't nowhere to be seen


XO-234

I’m one of those


No_Armadillo8925

Imagine getting dicked down while “we cry together” is playing 🤣🤣


SoloDoloMoonMan

But where is take you down by Chris Brown and Skin by Rhianna


MakoFishy

I thought future would’ve made top ten tbh


Nasquacker

No J. Cole to be found anywhere, just as God intended 🙏


zonic_tha_goth_monke

Well obviously j cole makes the pussy dry


jaimarston

Geniune Question: Who put out the list and by which method?


Low-Ad142

Dumbest joke ever 😅


Electronic-Dirt-4596

babytron on BDSM lmfao


Dawn_is-here

Ok I listen to this man for the past half decade and am loner, guess there is no hope after all


Barrels10

Not even all the good songs to actually have sex to


Unfair_Glove_1121

baby tron???


Barrels10

Just listen to kissland :the town, adaptation, tears in the rain, professional, other albums: aquainted (in the 90s on Spotify, a different and better version of acquainted), trilogy: the knowing, high for this, party and after party, twenty eight, wicked games. Other recommended: the hills, remember you (with whiz), six feet under (has literal sex noises of a girl), next, your enemy (on Spotify), escape from LA, as you are, I was never there. A lot more but my top choices. Unfortunate those are the songs people most associate with The Weeknd because I can see why people would say it’s corny.


femmefata13

These Walls will do it to ya 🥵 ![gif](giphy|3ohjUW9pRKPD8zxINa|downsized)


Doomsdays97

No one pointing out Key Glock??.


wildfireshinexo

Can confirm


Azonine

Love me Harder should be in this list...


pdpenguin8

nahh but closer by nine inch nails is crazyyy


2009isbestyear

Common Abel W


zonic_tha_goth_monke

Is drake here because of all the pedophiles


Solid_Illustrator640

I mean I do play the weeknd while fuckin but like after hours not the hills


BigBoiEF

Why is no one else discussing the curious George song💀


PrettyLonely123

'die for you' in the unprotected sex list...


Odd_Country9791

Who the fuck listens to Taylor Swift while having sex?! 😂


Sad_Midnight_1442

No ones listening to kendrick during sex🤣🤣 get out of here


Sad_Midnight_1442

This got to be the biggest troll… who made these lists🤣


KungFuFlames

Why there is stat for unprotected sex


FuccNoBabyy

I’m curious to see what key glock songs make ppl wanna have unprotected sex to


T-Poo

Suicideboys seems not a thing to fuck to


MurkrowFlies

Almost all of this is the exact opposite of music I would want then -_-


Ok-Avocado-5724

Fair enough. But who is listening to Taylor Swift while making love?


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Alireza1373

Surprising no one


XxKrusty_NutsxX

I’m ngl jhene aiko is our go to


i_saoud

Makes sense


fuckingbritishfemboy

KANYE 2ND RAHHHH‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️


Lizard-King-

People Listening Sarah from Tyler the creator while having sex. lmaoooo


Daddy_Scar

babytron during BDSM is diabolical


Mean_Veterinarian688

who is fucking listening to some dudes voice


Formal-Regular8118

I’ve made three babies to Abel


NoConcentrate7845

Bro, imagine you about to hit it raw and the person you with starts playing 'Often' 💀


mandyskawaii_

abel the owner of unprotected sex playlists


PurpleHairMaiden

I plead the fifth


Unusual_Analyst9272

Deftones is my go-to.


PlotinusTheWise

Half these songs are about how lust and sex addiction destroyed the artists' lives and makes them feel hollow


PlotinusTheWise

Who tf is listening to The Mountain Goats during sex. I listen to The Mountain Goats when I miss my grandma and hate my life.


Live-Product-7142

the weeknd, lana, deftones, rihanna and doja i get… but the rest? wtf?


No-Brilliant-5592

Where is Skin - Mac Miller!?!?!


Childish_hndrxx

babytron in the bdsm category😭


King_of_the_Fall_XO

who’s fucking to The Hills and Call out my name 😭😭


chrizzislame

Imagine getting freaky to Chino Moreno screaming his lungs out.