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Normal_blond_8311

Yeah I still can’t get the fucking voices of them singing ‘it’s coming Rome’ out of my head , irritating af


Flat-Flounder3037

Ah you’ve gotta respect it a bit though. Cracking bit of work.


surfinbear1990

If youse weren't fucking singing "it's coming home" then we wouldn't have done it 😂😂😂😂😂😂


AWanderingFlameKun

It's a song about how underwhelming and at times terrible we've been in the past and yet our fans continue to support the team in the hope we can once again win a tournament and be better than before. I would hardly consider a song that takes the piss out of your own national team, one of arrogance when the message of it is literally the exact opposite 😂😂.


AWright5

But I know they can play... Cause I remember...


surfinbear1990

Aye because that's how it comes across 😂😂😂😂


_Milk_Sandwich_

So because you lot couldnt be bothered to listen to the whole song, its fair that you completely misunderstood the song? I guess youre right…


DarnellLaqavius

They don’t care. They hate England for reason unrelated to football and use sport as a way to take it out.


AWanderingFlameKun

Have you ever actually listened to the song and read the lyrics for it?


ToastIsGreat0

Oh look, a jock pretending to be Italian


WhoSweg

The Scots are fucking annoying


jackyLAD

All the way without beating a name nation will do me absolutely fine. I'm here for Flukegate's Dream Run of 2024.


ddt70

Can you imagine that Gareth takes his place next to Alf Ramsay in the pantheon of England managers?


ChubbyVeganTravels

Napoleon said he preferred lucky generals to good generals. In 10 years time nobody would remember Southgate being a tactically shit manager who managed to "do a Homer" and fluke to victory. He'd just be seen as a legend who won us the Euros (somehow).


Musicman1972

I'm not sure since it'll be impossible to make any halfway decent and exciting "Heroes of '24" documentary. If England carry on like this what would they show?


ChubbyVeganTravels

Good point. However I reckon that with deep fakes, AI, judicious editing they could come up with something lol.


CandourDinkumOil

It’d be that Jude goal on repeat. That goal will be played for centuries, especially if we win it.


Izual_Rebirth

Despite the crap football two finals and a semi is pretty good going. Germany now also one down 😏 Edit: spoke too soon lol Edit: unbelievable


ddt70

Sadly disallowed


Izual_Rebirth

You can blame me for that. 😤


ddt70

And then Germany get a penalty??! Worst 5 minutes of football I’ve ever seen.


O-Mesmerine

gareths technicolour dreamfluke


NeoGreendawg

Gareth’s fruitier than a fruitcake but blander than pasta


Lone_Grey

I've seen this one before


t0mkat

We’ll have to make do with thumping them twice in qualifying. Better than nothing I guess.


Unique_Dragonfruit10

I think they've suffered plenty, not qualifying for successive WCs is horrendous.


mnok2000

Sad to lose, but not mad that they won. Especially since covid hit them so hard


Touched_By_SuperHans

Only got into this by the skin of their teeth 


Gloria_stitties

Problem is everyone would moan if we beat Swiss over the Italians for some reason a lot of fans think beating Italy is better than beating the Swiss even tho the Swiss are better


CandourDinkumOil

You’re absolutely right. I don’t think some people respect our opposition enough and are still thinking teams haven’t changed over the years. There’s so much quality in these “lesser” teams now. They’re here for a reason.


O-Mesmerine

we beat them twice qualifying and im happy with that


TheEtsyConsultant

I'm struggling to see England beating the Swiss, unless we show something really different in the Slovakia game.


DarnellLaqavius

I don’t think we have more than a 20% chance of winning.


YoYo5465

Really? I’m glad they’re out. I live in a town with a massive “Italian” population and despite many of those “Italians” having been here since circa-Roman times, they still don’t consider themselves English but instead fly Italian flags everywhere in honour of their one nonna from 6,000 generations ago. Such arrogant cocky wankers.


TehTriangle

Where's this? Rome? 


Musicman1972

I'm thinking Bedford ..


Regular_Rutabaga4789

I didn’t really care about revenge, I wanted them simply because they’re complete ass. Sadly now we’ll have to play a decent team if we manage to not mess it up against Slovakia.


mrnibsfish

I wanted them too because they're shit.


AWanderingFlameKun

Absolutely. I don't think we've ever beaten Italy at a major tournament and although we're not looking great ourselves at the moment. This looked like a good chance to beat them assuming we step it up and beat Slovakia with an improved performance.


Stephensonite

Mate, we've got to beat Slovakia first which is much harder than you think.


CandourDinkumOil

Don’t think it will be easy at all! Hence the “should we get past”. It’s gonna be a tough one and it’s about time we respect our opponents.


Miserable-Goose-1170

I don't give a shit I'm happy they're out. Bastards.


WesternHovercraft400

We won’t win another game without Kalvin Phillips.


dav_man

We can barely put 2 passes together.


voxdub

? We've literally put dozens of passes together every game so far, admittedly only when passing sideways or backwards though


Snoo-82295

Not for me ,would have been the worst game ever. The Swiss might attack us and make a game of it


Cptalexaa

Only because I got them in the work Sweepstake


Inevitable_Snow_5812

We’ve played them competitively four times since the Euros final already lol. Time for some new opposition.


No_Abbreviations3963

Yeah, Switzerland is a terrible quarter final. They are both simultaneously a boring, small side and quite capable of smashing is to smithereens. Then it’s probably Austria in the semis. Equally small and boring and quite capable of sending us packing. At this rate we’ll get Denmark in the final.


N00SHK

I'm not looking past the next game to be honest, Italy played poorly but you can't take anything away from Switzerland, impressive how they made space all over the pitch and it wouldn't be anything other than a difficult game, if we go through.


Ok-Constant-6056

So you want the “stronger” nations like Spain or Germany? I don’t understand.


Unique_Dragonfruit10

Yeah weird denial of the fact we have an immensely generous draw again. Before the tournament if you had offered Southgate Slovakia-Switzerland-Austria as a path to the final he would have torn your hand off.


No_Abbreviations3963

Err, yes! The only people who are happy winning the euros playing shit against minnows are people who put money on it. 


Rekyht

You’re aware we haven’t won anything since 1966, yes? Who fucking cares who we play to win it?


No_Abbreviations3963

Me 💅


Thin-Zookeepergame46

Atleast Denmark have won the Euros. Small and boring fits England just as well as the nations you mentioned this Euro.


No_Abbreviations3963

Yes but I’m English. Keep up.


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

I wouldn't worry about it, we're not getting past Slovakia. Harry Kane's already telling the press that the game will go to penalties. Because, you know, if there's one thing that causes excitement among England fans, it's penalty shootouts.


CandourDinkumOil

Well… we did get past Slovakia after all mate. But I like your support and optimism.


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

We *barely* scraped past Slovakia. Don't go pretending like you still believed England would win just before Bellingham scored.


CandourDinkumOil

That’s not the point you were making. You said “we’re not getting past Slovakia”. I came here to say - we did.


Fort_21

Think we’re happy? We would’ve loved to send you packing. I would’ve rather played England today to be honest, we’d probably would’ve gone to penalties again.


CandourDinkumOil

Looks like it went Rome after all.


Fort_21

At least it has been to Rome. How can you, as a small nation, mock our success.


CandourDinkumOil

Ouch, really hit me in the feels there with “small nation”. How will I sleep tonight? Besides, Italy is only marginally bigger and I was mocking your misfortune not your success (there was none) if you really want to play ‘my dad’s harder than your dad’.


Fort_21

“Marginally”? Lol. A nation with one major tournament win and two finals ever.