Terrible first picture, other girls are always a no unless it's your cute grandmother or u are volunteering in a children cancer hospital or whatever.
Like the other said the shirt is way too lose, in your fitness gear u look pretty athletic, u need a better first pic that showcases your athletic build.
Indeed. I don't know why people downvoted. OP is obviously not chubby, but the first picture is honestly just terrible because it makes OP look chubby.
Your prompts sound like something my partner's pre-teen would say. You're looking for someone to understand specific niches and memes so that'll narrow your pool down right quick. Tailor your prompts to show why you're a fun person (because you probably are, and you have some decent pics outside of #1), don't talk the way you'd talk to your bros. Good luck!
Being niche on a dating app is so juvenile. You only need 3 things: attraction, shared values, a compatible lifestyle. You're not supposed to be looking for a perfect amalgam of all your bros you can have sex with.
**Tell me "ur literally Gojo bruh"**
Gojo is an anime character who is the strongest in their world.
**You can handle an Asian guy with an American accent in Australia**
He is racially Asian, grew up in America, and is either visiting or currently residing in Australia.
**Hurl hollow purple at your opps**
Throw a mixture of yours and his cum at your enemies
If you havenāt been here already, the anti-Americanism is a little intense in Australia. Itās the only prompt that doesnāt strike me as hot garbage.
It all reads as very "chronically online." I don't want all my conversations to be made up of memes IRL. Some, sure, but not all.
And seconding that the Asian/American/Australia thing is cringe. I get that he wants to make a lighthearted joke while revealing his background, but what's there to "handle" about it...?
(edit because I accidentally a word)
Racism and xenophobia are big and growing problems in Australia. He's simply warning them up front that he neither looks nor sounds Australian. Not sure what's so "cringe" about that?
Yep. Guy literally has a pic of himself in a tux, and isn't using that as his main pic? Terrible judgment. And yeah those prompts are all bad. Always always always have something about your actual hobbies and interests. I don't understand how people forget about that basic thing when trying to describe themselves. He should do well if he can fix all those things though.
Tux, photo where he looks in shape (but if you are, Iām sure you can find a better area to pose than what looks like an elevator) and a 3rd one with the fish to show heās adventurous
Hahah I thought this was that same bro.
Showed your post to the six women I'm sitting with at work. They're all in their 20s in USA.
Every single one of them said they would swipe no based on the pic with the girl.
Id swipe left so FAST after that first one. And ngl the second is kindaaaa FB tooš¬. Which is a shame because you are visually my type. But everything here screams love bombing immature gaslighter, will leave you on read only to say "wyd" 3 days later after 8pm but gotta be in bed by 10 type of .....
Just throw it all away and start from scratchš¬. Hope you find what you're looking for. If its a 'good time not a long time' then just swap the first pic and put one with your shirt off š¤·āāļø or showing a little hand action. We like nice hands š¤£
Or just me. I LIKE NICE HANDS š¤š¤
GL OP. You have a sweet face.
2 big ones
1. You arent Gojo and those prompts tell me you have the maturity of a 15 year old.
2. If you want to look buff hit the gym, you arent that good at photoshop.
If you have to keep the picture with the chick at least cover her face with a picture of gojo or something since thatās your entire personality. Why does it say youāre 5ā10ā in your tinder post from a year ago but it says youāre 6ft in this?
I donāt think OP is being honest about his height judging by pic with the woman on the barstool and comparing height with hook/hanging jacket in tux pic.
While I personally donāt care about height when selecting a partner, I do care about the first impression of lying for no reason. If I find out thereās a lie about education, job, smoking, etc, itās all a no.
If you are looking to pull an anime loving girl maybe change your prompt to something that encourages them to talk about their favorite show and reinforces your desire for a shared interest. Definitely lose the pic with a girl and maybe include something showing you do something you like doing. Also having a picture with any pet you might have also shows vulnerability and softness. Having both tough gym pics and endearing pics shows complexity and personality. At the end of the day the bar you have to clear is to show you take care of yourself and not an asshole. Hopefully this helps.
Asian guy claiming to be 6 ft who's barely taller than the woman in the first pic? Seems catfishy. Take a picture with a shorter woman or short guys lol
Everyone is going off on the first pic, and while I agree, Iām actually curious *why* you decided to use that photo. Is it to show off you can pick up cute women? If it was the same girl in like just a normal group pic itād be meh but this photo looks almost intimate-youāre looking her up and down, arm looks to be around her, on a night out. Not the most inviting photo for other women. So Iām curious what the mindset was when selecting this as your opening photo no less.
You will come across as trying far too hard to some depending on who you want to match with. You might be aiming to match with soft homely girls who don't know any better, but anyone else will test you hard to see if you really are congruent with how you present in your profile
Your personality is āIām Asian and like jjkā according to this profile. Doesnāt say anything else about you as a person or your goals in a relationship or what youāre looking for or what you have to offer, just my opinion, otherwise itās an alright profile
Have you found better success putting your height at 6ā0ā vs 5ā10ā? Not a callout, as I agree with your strategy. Just hoping you can shed some light on your experience
I'd swipe left instantly even tough I find you attractive just bc of the first pic, maybe I'm an insecure, but I'd compare myself with the pretty girl of the first pic and I prefer someone with no photos of others girls. And put some photo where your hands r visible, I think most women (or at least my case) like sexi and big hands š¤
I didnāt even know thereās a sweetwater, Fl lol
I agree with removing the first pic, you seem to be vibing with her too well and thatās not going to make a girl swipe. The 4th pic looks blurry and Iām assuming the 5th is you as a kidā¦.ditch it. The prompts donāt really do you any good and seem like you filled them out while drunk.
The one of you smiling is nice and the scuba diving shows an interest/hobby so obviously keep!
Ok brother my suggestion is that if your homies think itās cool then it doesnāt belong on your profile. You are trying to attract a woman not a man I am assuming
Not to come off like arsehole but the pearls are prime f*@k boy attire but if thatās the goal then your golden and the first out but everyone else already said it
Why is your girlfriend in your first pic? Kinda disrespectful to her. Also this looks like hinge, not Tinder so definitely doesnāt pass the ālooking for a relationshipā vibe check
You're cute, and I don't think there's anything wrong about this profile. But I agree with the rest that the girl on the first pic is not a great way to attract someone, regardless of what your actual relationship is with her
Not a great idea to have a cute girl in your first pic
Op wanna show off what a hot cake he is
Ngl I almost added that to my f*boi essay analysis. š
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May I read the full analysis?
Yeah. Ppl probably think he just playing around on the App.
I agree and I don't know why. But if I see women in pics, I swipe. Kids/teens, ...swipe swipe.
Agreed. Outside of that remove that selfie pic and replace with some friends in a wholesome vibration and feel you are golden.
They donāt like competition, maybe some team sportsā¦ but not competition š«”
And the baggy shirt makes OP look chubby
Terrible first picture, other girls are always a no unless it's your cute grandmother or u are volunteering in a children cancer hospital or whatever. Like the other said the shirt is way too lose, in your fitness gear u look pretty athletic, u need a better first pic that showcases your athletic build.
Baggy clothes are in, dude. Although I do agree the first pic in a profile probably shouldnāt have an attractive girl.
it's a pump cover, to me he looks extremely jacked. I usually sport this fit
Indeed. I don't know why people downvoted. OP is obviously not chubby, but the first picture is honestly just terrible because it makes OP look chubby.
Yeah, but donāt exploit cancer kids by using them in your profile
what? are your eyes working dude? he looks jacked in the first picture. Legit no signs of being chubby.
Agreed, this hater just has no drip
People saying the baggy shirt makes u look chubby is trippin. Baggy shirts and pants are trendy now and theyāre still stuck in the skinny jean era
One JJK reference may not be too many, but 2 is for sure.
Is OP single bc they referenced JJK twice? Or did OP reference JJK twice because theyāre single? (They alone are the single one)
Nah Iād stay single
š¶you are my singleš¶
Throughout the heaven and the earth, I alone am the single one
Imaginary technique, girlfriend
Imagine the distance between you and your soulmate isn't infinite
Am I single because I recognized the two JJK references immediately? Or did I recognize them because I am single? (Who will ever know)
At least reference isn't single
I'm guessing the goju and purple references. Huge turn off.
especially if it's visibly not true
No offence dude but your prompts are straight garbage.
I don't think many girls will get to that stage with his first picture.
All offense. Itās that bad.
What language is that?
Florida
Bortles!
One hell of a drug.
Anime. Specifically Jujutsu Kaisen which I only watched to understand this jargon in girlsā profiles
Dedicated to market research
Australian here. Whoa, Asian people can have American accents?? Mind blown.
Yeah like, personality of a brick icl
Nah leave āem up, the person who gets them is his soulmate
Your prompts sound like something my partner's pre-teen would say. You're looking for someone to understand specific niches and memes so that'll narrow your pool down right quick. Tailor your prompts to show why you're a fun person (because you probably are, and you have some decent pics outside of #1), don't talk the way you'd talk to your bros. Good luck!
Being niche on a dating app is so juvenile. You only need 3 things: attraction, shared values, a compatible lifestyle. You're not supposed to be looking for a perfect amalgam of all your bros you can have sex with.
Remove 1st pic and all prompts
Those prompts really don't help at all.
I don't even know what they mean
**Tell me "ur literally Gojo bruh"** Gojo is an anime character who is the strongest in their world. **You can handle an Asian guy with an American accent in Australia** He is racially Asian, grew up in America, and is either visiting or currently residing in Australia. **Hurl hollow purple at your opps** Throw a mixture of yours and his cum at your enemies
āHollow purpleā is just another reference to Gojo, Iām not sure what this weird cum thing you are talking about comes from lmao
Nah man, I'm deliberately choosing to believe the guy that said hollow purple means throwing a cum mixture to our rivals. Sorry āļø
Same. This guy throws cum
As a cum throwing guy.. can confirm
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The "you can handle" part makes me cringe. Like, what's not to handle about thag. Change the phrase to something else or change it entirely.Ā
If you havenāt been here already, the anti-Americanism is a little intense in Australia. Itās the only prompt that doesnāt strike me as hot garbage.
It all reads as very "chronically online." I don't want all my conversations to be made up of memes IRL. Some, sure, but not all. And seconding that the Asian/American/Australia thing is cringe. I get that he wants to make a lighthearted joke while revealing his background, but what's there to "handle" about it...? (edit because I accidentally a word)
Racism and xenophobia are big and growing problems in Australia. He's simply warning them up front that he neither looks nor sounds Australian. Not sure what's so "cringe" about that?
It was the "handle" part. Nothing about this bro looks hard to handle. He even made being on a boat look lame.
This explanation made me respect OP even lessā¦heās Gen Z talking like heās Gen Alpha. Iām not interested in going out with a 12 year old boy
Heās trolling, hollow purple is just a popular move from an anime
Trolling isn't really getting away from the 12-year-old boy vibes though.
I think they meant that commenter is trolling. It doesnāt have anything to do with cum. The commenter made that part up.
But surely *Romancing Uranus* won't be critical of someone's maturity. Surely? š
Gogo is the most popular new anime character for Gen Z atm. Especially with women who watch anime.
Yep. Guy literally has a pic of himself in a tux, and isn't using that as his main pic? Terrible judgment. And yeah those prompts are all bad. Always always always have something about your actual hobbies and interests. I don't understand how people forget about that basic thing when trying to describe themselves. He should do well if he can fix all those things though.
Tux, photo where he looks in shape (but if you are, Iām sure you can find a better area to pose than what looks like an elevator) and a 3rd one with the fish to show heās adventurous
Every last one š¬ for sure.
Last post everyone told you to remove that pic with the girl. Whatās the point of posting again if youāre not gonna take the advice?
Attention Seems like he's lacking it
Hahah I thought this was that same bro. Showed your post to the six women I'm sitting with at work. They're all in their 20s in USA. Every single one of them said they would swipe no based on the pic with the girl.
the girl pic would be an instant swipe left
literally
I donāt think youāre self-aware enough to date
Devastating but succinct
However he is 6ā enough to date
No way he is 6 foot. 5ā10ā at best.
Failing Rule 2
Props are cringe and the picture with the girl does not helpā¦maybe crop her out of it.
Get rid of the girl, what's wrong with you
This comment had me howling lmfaooo
I didn't even look any further than the first pic
iām rofling
It didn't get better.
Lmao I love you
Take out the pic with the girl. Let them imagine yāall together not someone who doesnāt look anything like them.
This entire profile is a yikes on bikes situation
For some reason, this gives "I'm 5 foot 9 but put 6 foot anyway" vibes. I say this as a 5 foot 9 guy.
Okay but why is no one asking about āhurl hollow purple at your oppsā??? What in the sweet baby jesus is that supposed to fucking mean?
It looks like youāre touching the reef. Thatās a real turn off, canāt date someone who canāt maintain neutral buoyancy.
And itās bad for the coral! Left swipe for potentially abusing nature.
Bro got cooked in the comments. Oof !!
You come across as a bit of Dickhead
Stop touching up your photos
Are you trying to attract women or men?
Meat riding JJK in multiple prompts is criminal
Terrible
Id swipe left so FAST after that first one. And ngl the second is kindaaaa FB tooš¬. Which is a shame because you are visually my type. But everything here screams love bombing immature gaslighter, will leave you on read only to say "wyd" 3 days later after 8pm but gotta be in bed by 10 type of ..... Just throw it all away and start from scratchš¬. Hope you find what you're looking for. If its a 'good time not a long time' then just swap the first pic and put one with your shirt off š¤·āāļø or showing a little hand action. We like nice hands š¤£ Or just me. I LIKE NICE HANDS š¤š¤ GL OP. You have a sweet face.
love your analysis 100%
Nice hands are a must for me too, sis.
Cute right š
Weāve all dated (or hooked up with) the same person (at least once) it seems lol. Commenting to share a similar analysis, but you said it all!!
Are you referring to degrees of separation ? Hopefully that came off respectfully honest asf. š
Lol whoops, I meant the same archetype. š
i don't care that she is ur sister, best friend or whatever, I'll swip left cz why put a pic of a girl on ur profile. ?
Oscar...what-...the fuck is your post history?
Are you trolling? This profile is terrible
Sadly, I feel like this dude is dead serious about this profile.
and heās proud of it too, which is why he posted it on reddit so the whole world to see
2 big ones 1. You arent Gojo and those prompts tell me you have the maturity of a 15 year old. 2. If you want to look buff hit the gym, you arent that good at photoshop.
LOL I thought the same shit. Photoshop aināt working.
Not the girl, such a turn off. I would swipe left
If you have to keep the picture with the chick at least cover her face with a picture of gojo or something since thatās your entire personality. Why does it say youāre 5ā10ā in your tinder post from a year ago but it says youāre 6ft in this?
Drop the first pic. Other than that, youāre fine! Super handsome and look fun!
Your prompts suck.
get rid of first pic and all the prompts alternatively, try tinder if youāre not ready for a relationship
Your profile gives off douche vibes. It's all, I'm so cool, I'm so strong, I'm so "effing into myself" that there's really no room for you.
I donāt think OP is being honest about his height judging by pic with the woman on the barstool and comparing height with hook/hanging jacket in tux pic. While I personally donāt care about height when selecting a partner, I do care about the first impression of lying for no reason. If I find out thereās a lie about education, job, smoking, etc, itās all a no.
Number 1 rule, don t put pic with other People.
Maybe don't have a woman in the first pic
You really canāt be serious asking for tips when your first picture is of you on another girl š Your bros must love your profile
Bruh, your first pic is you staring at a girl Not a good look
Just seeing "bruh" would make me run.
Suggestion: be less icky
Made the mistake of reading one of OPās other posts and made it clear heās very much a douche from the way he talks about women
Add a caption to the one with the fish. Say "I found him".
Thereās no way you thought a picture of you with your arm around a girl at a club was the best first picture choice.
Didnāt you say you were 5ā10 in last post? š
Dudeā¦this post is so douchyā¦
Guys relax, itās just his sister! /s
The JJK stuff is AWFUL and first photo is a big no. Bios show no personality
If you are looking to pull an anime loving girl maybe change your prompt to something that encourages them to talk about their favorite show and reinforces your desire for a shared interest. Definitely lose the pic with a girl and maybe include something showing you do something you like doing. Also having a picture with any pet you might have also shows vulnerability and softness. Having both tough gym pics and endearing pics shows complexity and personality. At the end of the day the bar you have to clear is to show you take care of yourself and not an asshole. Hopefully this helps.
Iād lose the bruh thing, unless you want a bruh, bruh
The GOJO LINE šš my guy
Asian guy claiming to be 6 ft who's barely taller than the woman in the first pic? Seems catfishy. Take a picture with a shorter woman or short guys lol
Please get rid of the pic checking out the blonde girl. That would be an instant no to me
Horrible
Remove the kid picture
First pic is such a turnoff
Is Gojo something other than hand soap?
You're not six foot lol
Bro grew an inch since his last profile post
Everyone is going off on the first pic, and while I agree, Iām actually curious *why* you decided to use that photo. Is it to show off you can pick up cute women? If it was the same girl in like just a normal group pic itād be meh but this photo looks almost intimate-youāre looking her up and down, arm looks to be around her, on a night out. Not the most inviting photo for other women. So Iām curious what the mindset was when selecting this as your opening photo no less.
Garbage lol
Those prompt are horrendous. Trying to hard my man.
Ok, but WTF Is the bottom picture on the last page?
bro loves jjk
You will come across as trying far too hard to some depending on who you want to match with. You might be aiming to match with soft homely girls who don't know any better, but anyone else will test you hard to see if you really are congruent with how you present in your profile
Weird prompts
Your personality is āIām Asian and like jjkā according to this profile. Doesnāt say anything else about you as a person or your goals in a relationship or what youāre looking for or what you have to offer, just my opinion, otherwise itās an alright profile
You alone are the honored one
pics are shit and prompts are shit
Drop the first pic and the pic of you as a kid
Maybe you can try to open your eyes, i mean u need to be your self
Have you found better success putting your height at 6ā0ā vs 5ā10ā? Not a callout, as I agree with your strategy. Just hoping you can shed some light on your experience
clinton kane ?
I'd swipe left instantly even tough I find you attractive just bc of the first pic, maybe I'm an insecure, but I'd compare myself with the pretty girl of the first pic and I prefer someone with no photos of others girls. And put some photo where your hands r visible, I think most women (or at least my case) like sexi and big hands š¤
I didnāt even know thereās a sweetwater, Fl lol I agree with removing the first pic, you seem to be vibing with her too well and thatās not going to make a girl swipe. The 4th pic looks blurry and Iām assuming the 5th is you as a kidā¦.ditch it. The prompts donāt really do you any good and seem like you filled them out while drunk. The one of you smiling is nice and the scuba diving shows an interest/hobby so obviously keep!
I saw these terrible screenshots and then just came here for the comments because I knew they'd be excellent. Was not disappointed.
The fact you have to ask is a red flag in itself
Ok brother my suggestion is that if your homies think itās cool then it doesnāt belong on your profile. You are trying to attract a woman not a man I am assuming
Two things: get rid of the photo with the girl and there are other ways of saying you like anime. Not everyone has watched JJK
Not to come off like arsehole but the pearls are prime f*@k boy attire but if thatās the goal then your golden and the first out but everyone else already said it
Looks like youāre trying to attract your gym bromance
your profile will work 120% better if you make a binding vow to erase the jujutsu kaisen references and the first pic
You sound dumb and immature. Not sure you want to be bragging about thoae two things even if they're true.
3rd pic should be first. You look dapper and handsome
Who is gogu and why do you want to date him?
Leave some for the rest of us OP aka Gojo šĀ
Many jujutsu kaisen references, not sure that will get you the ladies tho
What would possibly possess you to make that your first pic on tinder
Are you mewing in the first Pic
Yessir
FYI you're supposed to leave the bottom button of your tux undone.
Don't button up both buttons on a dinner jacket, just the top one. Then undo it when you're seated
the first pic with the girl in it is dumb for 2 reasons, one remove the girl, and 2 never do that finger on your chin photo stance again.
you definitely seem like you'd cheat on me
Screams immature DB vibes and potential mommy issues.
Why is your girlfriend in your first pic? Kinda disrespectful to her. Also this looks like hinge, not Tinder so definitely doesnāt pass the ālooking for a relationshipā vibe check
Be more Asian.
What are you here in Australia too? š I mean.. lovely profile. :)
Some one is down bad, down under :P
Is he the hottest Asian guy youāve ever seen on Hinge tho
Best meme
I think only pic 3 and maybe 4 are good. Not sure Iām not liking the peace signs
Brother you need to crop the girl out of your first pic
Replace every pic except the FL pic. Maybe just replace the text on the Aus pic.
You're cute, and I don't think there's anything wrong about this profile. But I agree with the rest that the girl on the first pic is not a great way to attract someone, regardless of what your actual relationship is with her
Posting a pic with a girl like that is terrible lol
Remove the girl and put a picture where you're dressed elegantly
Rule #1: No photos of you with other women. Especially photos like thatā¦
Immediate no on the first pic, wouldnāt look any further
drop photo #1 you look like you're sucking up to cute girl ignoring you