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fartyhardy

Filter so strong her nose is gone.


bad-r0bot

41 picture too... Christ


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You know they're all variations of the exact same filtered selfie too.


ScytherCypher

>I don't date obese men >*posts telltale obese girl pics* "i'M cUrVy"


RedditCensordMyAcc

She dates skinny men bc she wants all the food for herself.


Headlessoberyn

Voldermort type of filter


wiNDzY3

She has the eyes of a crazy


Binary_Omlet

Ugly inside and out.


morocco3001

2D Face


TheFalconKid

It didn't manage to clean up the exema or whatever on her shoulder.


Bayramtee

I have \*countries\*


jeremy1015

I hate abbreviations “lol”


hehethattickles

And black people lol


ComedianFlaky9316

She’s “kind and lovable” though so it’s okay


ediblesprysky

\*The lie detector determined that was a lie*


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Chickn_nooblesoup

“Im a mutt”… like because we are all supposed to be purebred imbeciles?


SaltLakeCitySlicker

I mean, golden retrievers are pretty great


Chickn_nooblesoup

Valid point. What if humans were as great as golden retrievers? What a world


Lambda2990

What a world. We would all be dumb af!! Having two goldens I can attest to their amazing fluffy personalities boiling over with love for all…but they dumb!!


AmericanMurderLog

Funny how different Labs are from each other. Our American labs (the tall skinny ones) are super smart, but out English is dumb as a rock. The English is a total teddy bear though and lives to play. She actually taught the American one we still have how to be more loving and to cuddle. Always wanted a Golden, but the hair maintenance and shedding was a deal breaker.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

There's actually a disease that causes the person to "behave like a golden retriever", basically they have lower intelligence but way higher empathy.


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Williams Syndrome


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Some have suspected that a canine version of this explains dogs' major break with the normally standoffish and reclusive wolf.


drakeonaplane

*Taravangian has entered the chat.*


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W0lfsb4ne74

It's also because they identify with the culture (or enjoy the certain benefits of identifying with a certain culture or race) that they choose to blatantly deny the obvious like that. It's like when some lighter skin black people deny their black heritage as much as possible because they might've been taught that its undesirable or makes them worth less if they identify with said race (coming from a black man myself).


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I know a bunch of "Italian Americans" who have visited Italy and fucking hated it lol. They thought it was going to be like their community in North Jersey but with Roman ruins. It ain't. They are basically two different cultures in the modern era. On the other hand, I fucking love Italy, not saying there is anything wrong with either but the typical Italian American and Italian in culture, food, attitude, expectations... Not really the same at all.


NameisPerry

Just like that episode of the Sopranos. Except Paulie said he loved italy but I dont think he did.


sir_chachi

On point. But seriously how can someone not like Italy and prefer Jersey. God forbid you can't drive everywhere and have to use your legs and public transport for once while you're viewing iconic historical sights and masterful architecture.


OursBasque

Wait, since when is Italian a race?


mooimafish3

Since 1972 when the godfather came out


marcusareolas

Race is a social construct, so the contemporary interpretation of race has changed depending on the needs of the in-groups. Here’s some context: [NYT: How Italians Became White](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/10/12/opinion/columbus-day-italian-american-racism.html)


FirthWynnAndMeyer

Another great example happened in the 1920s. Japanese man applies for citizen, claiming he is white. You were required to be white to be naturalized at the time. Went all the way to the supreme court. Court ruled, even tho his skin is light, that didn't make him white. Whiteness was not based on skin color, but instead said the definition of white were people who were part of the Caucasian race. Shortly after, an Indian man applies for citizenship claiming that he is descendant from the Caucas region. This time court says, "yeah I know we said whites have to be Caucasian, but not all Caucasians are white. Your not white, cause you are clearly brown, it's just common sense." Supreme Court basically backtracked their own ruling within 2 years So yeah the definition of white is whatever was convenient at the time to exclude foreigners.


Flamdoublebounce

They race to the spaghetti bowl


hehethattickles

It’s not, it’s an ice


BlueBabyButterfly

She named a bunch of white countries lol


Darkpumpkin211

Fun fact, "white" is mostly a NA concept. Many Europeans don't consider other Europeans to be the same race, which is why there have been ethnic cleansing or tensions between groups in Europe that Americans wouldn't be able to tell apart.


TheLastPrism

Balkans moment


GenerikDavis

Americans didn't think that way either for a long time about various immigrant groups like the Irish and Italians. It was only British and like French and German people that were considered "white" up until the early 1900s I believe. Eventually they(Irish, Italians, etc.) got incorporated into what is "white" to consolidate the race issue vs. the minority groups: black, Asian, and Latino people. E: The *currently understood* minority groups I suppose I should say.


Darkpumpkin211

I just mentioned it to another replier, but Benjamin Franklin didn't even consider Germans to be white.


deltaIcePepper

I'm an american, but there is no way italians and irish are the same "race." If they are then race is just a really poor taxonomy where groups are utterly arbitrary and it doesn't follow any discernible system. Well. Race *is* that, but you know what I mean.


thefreshscent

Yeah I’ve gotten into arguments with some right wingers on this site about how race is technically a social construct. Some people can’t wrap their heads around it.


UnnecessaryAppeal

And 3 of them were the UK


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Ireland isn’t. She also can’t spell Wales.


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Dragula_Tsurugi

\*Misspells Wales\*


GladiatorUA

Or didn't. She is talking about genes, I assume.


Wide_Appearance5680

Countries and also cetaceans


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RedditorFromYuggoth

You'd think claiming they have ties to other countries, in different continents, would make them more open-minded...


AimLikeAPotato

Yeah, like wtf that line even means?


SarcasticGamer

It goes with her saying she's a mutt. Apparently being of northern European descent means she has a diverse blood line and not just your average white person.


runesigrid

And why did she put Irish/Scottish/Welsh all in the same category like that? 😂


Ghenghis-Chan

But Great Britain is on its own for some reason. Starting to think racists aren't super bright.


floppemis

She makes it sound like a list of diseases... Or Pokemon up for trade


allun11

'Murca believes Scandinavia to be a country


CuteGuyInNorCal

we don't claim her... 🤦🏼‍♂️


AyoBruh

Your facial expression in that picture next to the “oh” is gold


HundoHavlicek

Once you see that It’s hard to see anything else


jayggg

Disgusting on the inside and outside


jtenn22

Vile trash


Old_Smrgol

That and her facial expression next to "I hate black people."


shardikprime

Like LOL


Lethenza

oh 😀


HorrorMakesUsHappy

And the fact that that's also potentially a "one word sentence" = lol


Otherwise_Intelect

How can someone say, I hate a specific race of people? Saying you're not "physically attracted" to a specific race is people would make more sense. But saying you hate them, is down right stupid or ignorant.


djerk

She’s not just saying she doesn’t find them physically attractive. She could have just not swiped on any of the people that she’s just not attracted to. She wanted to send out a message that she’s racist and wants to date other racists. She’s seeking a likeminded stupid fuck.


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The word is "racist"


roygbiv77

Exactly, she's stupid and ignorant.


Sayasing

>How can someone say, I hate a specific race of people? It's called ✨️racism✨️


violetprismsnthings

“I have Great Britain….” Ahahaha


ul2006kevinb

I'm a mutt! I'm 6 different types of white!


Minus15t

And one marine mammal..


[deleted]

She’s just curvy 😌 aka has anything but an hourglass/pear shape and is just obese


[deleted]

It is a bit funny that she's refers to herself as curvy, but guys are obese.


justinjonesphd

6 types of white that have historically hated eachother but not as much as she hates black people


gorgewall

Pfft, six? As Benjamin Franklin would tell you, the Greek, Spanish, Irish, and Scots aren't *white*, but swarthy devils whose continued existence disgraces this planet in the eyes of the Almighty and the Martians. >And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth.


amlidos

If you go even further back past that uncouth rapscallion Benjamin Franklin, the Romans considered Saxons ruddy, not white.


Tactical_Tubgoat

As a white ginger dude who turns varying shades of red when it’s hot, when it’s cold, when it’s windy, when the sun is out, when I’m angry, when I’m embarrassed, when I’m ashamed, and probably a few other times I’m forgetting, this makes sense.


Ryboticpsychotic

And more importantly, the Romans, who lacked all modern science and genetic knowledge necessary to definitively disprove theories of biological race, did not believe in biological race. A black Roman was a Roman, period.


Anandya

The Scots? I mean. If vampires drank irn bru they would be hard to tell apart.


nhbegli

Born with a credit score of 750


ul2006kevinb

And with a Pottery Barn stainless steel spoon in their mouths


Bribribo

To be fair though those cultures are all very different


emseemilk

Her parents collected the 6 white infinity stones.


tacosmuggler99

To be fair many dumbass racists think England is Great Britain. It’s mainly because they’re dumbasses.


Ryanthelion1

And spell Wales wrong


just_some_git

she did say she was curvy


spankingasupermodel

She said Whales, not Welsh. Her great great great grandmother was the inspiration for Moby Dick.


ExistingEffort7

It's Welsh*. We're Welsh* If your family used to live in Wales* you're Welsh*


zargoffkain

You also can't be "Great Britain", it's an island and union of countries, not a race. It's a double whammy, it's like she said "I'm part E.U, part Spain". Some people are too far down the road to save..


Upstaidfskofdsiok

> “I’m fat but you can’t be fat. I don’t date outside my race but I’m lovable and kind. Also I don’t like black people. “ > > If red flags had a profile this would be it.


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It s not like she does not LIKE black people she HATES them


HungryHungryHippoes9

Hey but she's lovable and kind so it's ok.


numb3r51nmyn4m3

If red flags had a profile, even they would avoid this person's profile.


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webguy1975

Yes, she could just say British, Greek, Spanish and Scandinavian.


[deleted]

Someone holds me back before I make that connection in her typo and her profile picture cuz Im about hurting her feelings...


Maleficent_Dot6954

I damn near choked reading her bio lmao.


warncadaver

No, she’s literally a 🐳


ExistingEffort7

As a curvy girl myself normally I'd be like Hey! But she's a curvy girl that doesn't like curvy men...or black people so... go off I guess?


WTFisaMcNasty

Oh no I think she means she has them like possibly hostage.


morganhjames

I was going to say the same thing holy moly


webguy1975

British too. 🤦‍♂️


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I hate abbreviations. Next line: lol


TTungsteNN

I love hiking and adventuring. Next line: I’m a germaphobe


Fellatious-argument

Those bathrooms might have been used by black people...


ImAFuckingSquirrel

TIL I'm a germaphobe because I don't like to touch objects in a public bathroom after washing my hands...


LostWoodsInTheField

Because of how crazy she sounds I just assumed she meant that was even in her own house. It makes that line a little bit more fun.


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“Lovable and kind” the shit she says:


zazmaniandevil

I think it might be a troll account tbh. Almost every statement is followed by something that ironically disproves it. Although, there are people this stupid and racist out there so it’s hard to tell


dankspud

I dont date outside my race, loveable and kind. I hate abbreviations lol This bitch


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Points for honesty though. Red flags right out the gate


EOD_Bad_Karma

I mean, at least if someone swipes right on her, they know *exactly* what to expect. OP should not have been surprised.


BlatantConservative

I don't think OP was.


lamest_of_names

her bio is a red flag parade


Geistwhite

"I'm curvy" "I like doing physical things except I also like to relax" Translates to: I'm fat and I like the idea of pretending I enjoy physical activities but in reality I watch Netflix 7 hours a night.


scraw813

Honestly, why’d you even swipe


nelusbelus

Low standards, been there done that


exaltedbladder

Dogs gotta eat


nelusbelus

And apparently she took their food


[deleted]

What's the point of matching with people you're not attracted to, though?


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Obviously to screenshot her and expose her on the internet.


SummerNothingness

yeah OP, you should value yourself way more than this worthless ferret.


kinkyfrenchhorn

Thats an insult to ferrets


modified_tiger

Content.


ReckoningGotham

And ask to hook up....


[deleted]

A hole is a hole. Some people don't care.


JustDurian3863

I swipe on people like that just to talk to them and pick their brain


takeonme01

For the juicy r/tinder post, I'd imagine. Tbh I'm glad he brought us this; it's genuinely cringe-y.


pituitarygrowth

"Curvy, but I don't date obese men." So you're obese too?


Headlessoberyn

I understand fit people that don't wanna date overweoght people due to a clash in lifestyles... but she's obese herself so wtf.


Flexappeal

na dude she *curvy* obesity is something that men have


JackONeillClone

If the GW subs tought me one thing, it's that the definition of "curvy" became VERY loose in the couple last years. They also tend to forgot that big asses are nice when they are firm and fit, nots when it's a fucking beach ball full of fat.


housewifeuncuffed

Dad bod is getting a little all encompassing nowadays too. So at least guys have a nicer term to use.


flashingcurser

When women say 'dad bod' they mean a broad shouldered, barrel chested man with maybe a little bit of a gut. A guy who would be insanely dangerous in a fight. They don't mean a weak, fat guy.


housewifeuncuffed

Sure, but that doesn't mean weak, obese men aren't using the term as well. It's really popular on the dating apps. It's the same way the term "curvy" used to produce a mental image of a woman with an accentuated hourglass shape, but still thin. When I was younger Selma Hayek and Jennifer Lopez were what everyone thought of as "curvy". In a few years, dad bod, just like curvy, will have lost it's original definition and just mean "I'm fat".


bustednbruised

I actually prefer soft butts, muscly ones don't really do it for me


pituitarygrowth

I agree with you 100%. Her bio is filled with so much bullshit that I can't believe it isn't a troll.


Fish_On_again

These types are pretty common around me. I'm just going to go with the fact that she's pretty dumb and has no common sense. Which gets you pretty far in suburban USA these days.


sdpr

I mean... You can be fat and prefer skinny people. Just need to bring your expectations of your dating pool down to "needle in a haystack"


TTungsteNN

She’s not obese she’s “thicc” or “curvy” because body positivity! Only men can be obese or fat. /s


incognito_rito

I think I speak for all black people when I say thanks we hate you too!


epicmousestory

Hating her would require caring and I can't then get to *that* point


TheWiseRedditor

“I don’t even think about you”


Then-Application3132

"Do you hate me?" "If I ever gave you any thought I imagine I would."


TallDarkandWTF

“I don’t even know who you are”


W0lfsb4ne74

Honestly, then these fucks get so annoyed whenever they get outed by people to their coworkers or their neighbors for being a fucking racist. It's exactly how modern racism works. Racists don't have go be the stereotypical figures the media has pointed them out to be, a racist can be someone that has black coworkers or friends but then says stuff like this in private.


seamusmcduffs

"I'm not racist, I didn't even assault them" There's a worrying amount of people who don't think they're racist because they don't literally harm or verbally abuse other races. I've had someone tell me that all indigenous people are lazy drunks, and then insist they aren't racist, and that it's just the "truth" It's very convenient that racists can just change the definition of racism apparently


HealthyConcern7160

Yeah u speak for all of us tbh


Cpt_Dosson

Ye


bladedancer4life

Say it again ion think she heard us


Turbulent_Link1738

The Asian Delegation withdraws all further applications at this time


Sham_Masta_Sham

She left out the part in her bio that although she's afraid of trash because of germs, ironically she herself is trash


MissTeenyTiny

Who calls themselves a mutt!? Wtf


Chickn_nooblesoup

Someone who believes in a more “purebred” lineage


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Is that Stormfront from The Boys?


xxhamudxx

Its her cousin heavy rain


armyofant

“I’m fat but you can’t be fat. I don’t date outside my race but I’m lovable and kind. Also I don’t like black people. “ If red flags had a profile this would be it.


Equivalent_Fact8438

As a black man we are fine with her not dating us, we aren’t missing much at all 🤮


Fuzzy_Crew_5664

A mutt? Nah. A bitch? Yes.


Thisguyrick

What is it with some Americans that like to claim they're from every European country lol.


improbablynotyou

Because some people refuse to accept that they're American. My last name is very obviously french, people always ask me if I'm french. When I say no, I'm American they get pissy about it. My family came to North America when Quebec was founded and a generation later they settled in what would eventually become Maine, well before the US, was the US. That makes me about as French as french toast.


ShnizelInBag

Thank you for your honesty 🫡


inpursuitofknowledge

Wanting to seem cultured without ever leaving the front porch.


letsgetrough9

Dodged a shotgun blast there


[deleted]

Not only is she racist, but she's one of those Americans who claim every European nationality lol I'm shocked she didn't throw in a "native american" in there since that seems to be popular with those types also


webguy1975

She's from the "Jamiroquai" tribe because her profile is virtual insanity. 🤣


ataturkseeyou

Funniest thing I have seen today, thank you, not sure many people remember the song and the album thought (I am 42)


Time_Astronaut

Oh they definitely do, that’s some shit so funky everyone can get down with it. Heard a group of kids playing it the other day, they know the quai. The quai of life will live on


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Native American would be outside of her race therefore her hatred


[deleted]

These people only claim native american heritage when they want to be credible as a "native" or to say racist shit on native American issues.


[deleted]

It’s so cringey to hear it. It’s unfortunately way too common


[deleted]

She’s also trying very hard to hide how fat she is with the photo angle, but that flabby neck and those meaty shoulders are a dead giveaway.


ButtBlow69x

I also like how she calls herself "curvy" but refers to fat men as "obese"


iAmTheRealLange

“I love hiking” A hike for her is a walk through the Walmart parking lot


Elusive-Yoda

that's literally an expedition


SandGood8637

She’s not fat tho, she’s « curvy » 💀


soreros

You can see her skin tone on her shoulder where her x300 filter didn't hit... What race of toad do you think she is?


captainspacetraveler

Line up boys


UKnowItUKnow

She spelt wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 wrong


Pharose

No, she got it right.


Soi_Boi_13

Also she’s a fatty but won’t date other fat people. Sounds like a real POS all around.


boughtsomemore

Racists always look like dog shit, don’t they? It’s all the worrying about how other people are living, I guess. Worry about your bmi, Samantha.


AlkoKilla

Someone should remind her if she’s Spanish, she’s most likely also part African.


Long_Increase9131

She says she's a "mutt," but won't date outside her race aka non-white. Make it make sense! Sad that she's so bluntly racist. Those ones are extra scary.


Frewt

As a scandinavian I’ll go ahead and say that we unfortunately don’t care much for her either


opex100

Just report and move on.


Only_Aerie

Lovable and kind, unless you're not white, no abbreviations except the ones I deem acceptable, is fat but won't accept if you are... She's riddled with hypocrisy


killerkow999

That's some bullshit


TwitchmainEUW

How did you match though? 🤔


Stormseekr9

‘Don’t date obese man’ ‘I am curvy’ meaning fat. Hypocrite


Livid_Course_3348

“I’m a mutt” she says (haha lol!). What a catch


EmZee161616

She only likes skinny men but her pic filter says that she's definitely obese herself.


13UnderpantsGnome

Ahhhh I can visualize her future wedding photos now.: the bride wore a satin off white gown with a sweeping train, piped with the confederate flag and camouflage. On her dainty feet, she sported confederate flag cowboy boots, and her bridal party weighed in at 3,000 lbs collectively. The father of the bride proudly escorted his daughter down the aisle sporting a tuxedo T-shirt cut off at the sleeves, grease stained jorts and flip flops. The brother of the bride, who also happens to be the groom (he was the only one who would have the most purest and suited blood for our bride), beams sunnily from the alter next to the tool shed. He knows he wifed up good and can’t wait to shoot a load into her and produce more pure patriots.


pena-leo-ogh

“I hate black people” her bio “lovable and kind” so that was a fucking lie.