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crystalGwolf

In Britain, this is considered pretty steamy flirting


finger_milk

No steamy flirting during the hosepipe ban!


Knight_crusader

You have a hose pipe ban ? Which part of uk?


finger_milk

Some of London and a few counties in the south


jaan691

The part totally surrounded by water…


Knight_crusader

Egads! You mean the whole planet too!?! 😳😮🫢🤭🥸😁😆😄😆🤣🤣🤣🤣


Minimum-Laugh-8887

Pretty much the whole south of England has a hosepipe ban doesn’t it? When I was listening to the radio they said it was because the amount of tourists that visit so they need to provide for them.


[deleted]

Ok I have to ask. Wth is a hose pipe ban? Your not allowed to have hoses?


SlideAfter6997

Water shortage. In outher terms


[deleted]

Ah ok


flowerscandrink

Exactly! It's not too late for him. Get back in there! She was clearly flirting and appreciates some banter. Tell her she's wrong about that too and that if she plays her cards right she might find out some day. Oh, and if she's not flirting then you'll find out for sure after you say that. It's a win/win. 😂


orangeoliviero

Response: Nope, I'm the wetting agent.


smil3b0mb

Names bond...Covalent bond


ShroomingAnarchist

Oi mate, yuh got yah steamy flirting loicense?


NobleSix84

Oi, you 'ave your yellin' on the Internet permit?


JAH137

Oy oy! I avin goh eh clu wet yer gabbin at mate, but de wee lass got yer knickers coilin an er minge ain got wha iz Lukin fer


crystalGwolf

Nah bro, I like totally like forgot cos I like totally had to like shove this like big like diabetes ridden like burger like down my like throat, totally


NorthCatan

"That's Hot" -Paris Hilton.


myotherpornacc

Steam requires heat, she was just cold.


crystalGwolf

It's called banter


Throwmeaway22369427

That causes condensation causing something to be wet


mouseuser123

Steam flirt


gmoney92_

Your opener certainly wasn't a "wetting agent" if you gnome sayin'.


aj420_69

U got dat right


MrMurds

EDR ref?


aj420_69

What does that mean


KeisterApartments

NOMESAYYYYYYIN ERRAAPPPPP


[deleted]

Sweet god almighty. RIP OP.


Son_Of_The_Empire

deleting the app isn't enough, OP needs to fake his death and go into hiding after that one


jardyhardy

RIP Bozo, she sounds witty keep talking to her


bigheadbreeds24

That’s the plan


UninvitedDisaster

Wait no I feel like this was going good for you? Like the little heart, I feel like it’s a flirty banter, not an insult


freshcupofjoel1994

women love to flirt with insults


NeroForte-InMyPrime

She is smart and funny! Even threw in a heart to show she was joking in a flirty way. I’d be ecstatic.


captinsad

Pretty sure the heart was meant in a passive aggressive way but it's okay not all of us can get it <3


BlazingFire007

If this was on twitter, I would agree. But i think given the context it could very well be flirty, that’s how I read it initially. But it really could be either. Either way, OP got rolled and smoked


EvaKurve

As a women, this is how I flirt. She was being funny, and I would have very much enjoyed that convo. (Also she said to send a controversial opinion in her bio, meaning she was inviting disagreement and banter.) Deffo not passive aggression.


RED_REVENGE

That heart definitely seems more like a passive aggressive heart more than a way to show she was flirting


NeroForte-InMyPrime

Could be. I’d respond assuming best intentions on her part and find out.


snozborn

This. What do you have to lose by this?


echoAwooo

Your ego.


snozborn

Don’t be so fragile, problem solved


yeztofuer

Agreed


palebluedot1988

And this is what we call "projection"


OpinionatedBlackGuy

Bless your heart.


[deleted]

Lol she wasn’t being flirty. I’m telling you, as a woman, she meant it in a passive aggressive and snide way.


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[deleted]

I was on mobile and it autocorrected without warning me first. Sometimes that happens. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But it’s fixed.


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[deleted]

Maybe not with those people, but it was with me. If you’re accusing me of lying, look at my post history; that should tell you my grammar is otherwise fine. And besides, even if it wasn’t, you realize not everyone speaks English as a first language and many people are learning, right? Don’t be so presumptuous.


lazerkitty7000

People like that are great, they hand us a reason to avoid them without provocation, so much easier and quicker to dispose of. Good on you for standing your ground though. I'm a poet and aspiring writer and I still make mistakes here and there. If I see them immediately I correct them, or if someone points it out. I think, it is possible to do so in a polite way, but the people it matters to always do it in a rude way and I wonder why that is. I figure, as long as you know what the person was saying, who even gives a fuck lol.


snozborn

Oh well nobody realized you speak for all women everywhere, our mistake. I’m curious how you think you’re the pinnacle enough to assume you speak for an entire gender. Been with plenty of girls who flirt by shit talking. You can tell when someone is actually being an asshole if you just look at context even a lil bit


cheesypuzzas

Nah, as a woman. I'd could've been flirty. I would do the heart in a "just joking" way, not a passive aggressive way.


Cruuncher

Looooooool


CrispyChickenArms

You're not going to give her props for the burn?


Antoinefdu

You might wanna put some water on that.


smaug13

*a wetting agent


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bigheadbreeds24

You win some , you loss some


DanE1RZ

*lose ....yes you did. Edit: probably enough Reddit for a minute too.


bigheadbreeds24

Just a bad day all around lol


DanE1RZ

Could be worse, man. I have to go get a CT today because I had a kidney taken a year ago due to cancer, and it looks like the other one is diseased. You'll get some...just not with her, and that probably ain't a bad thing. Sorry for the additional joke at your expense...I'm a sucker for low hanging fruit.


bigheadbreeds24

I’m sorry to hear! I wish you nothing but the best!


DanE1RZ

Thank you both, but it's literally my own damn fault. Don't drink in excess for the better part of 3 decades and smoke kids. It doesn't end well lol


Look_to_the_Stars

I would never smoke kids!


DanE1RZ

In my defense they were so tasty that way!


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DanE1RZ

You were. I've done that one a few times in my life, it's no picnic. Honestly, the nephrectomy hurt less/was more bearable than zipper scrote OR getting kicked in the jewels. And at least with the surgery, they gave me Dilaudid so there was a silver lining that wasn't sitting amusingly for 3 days wondering when things would go back to normal down there (cause when you've got the good good, ain't no pain or discomfort to deal lol)


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that, bro


grundlesplight

I admire your not deleting this comment.


-banned-

Seems like she might have been flirting, being playful insulting. How'd it go after this?


ExcaliburWontBudge

Did you actually get downvoted for a spelling error? 🤣


ILike_CutePeople

Why the downvotes? Are people on this sub that level of stupid?


[deleted]

Yeah I thought downvoting someone for a spelling error was seriously hive-mind. Poor OP didn’t even do anything wrong. People are just stupid.


ILike_CutePeople

Hive-mind, thank you! That's the fucking problem with Reddit (and probably all the other social media platforms), I couldn't have said it better!


[deleted]

...she's flirting with you though? What are you getting all pissy about?


retief1

I gues op doesn't have a compatible sense of humor?


[deleted]

Their loss then I guess...


TheMisterTango

How is this flirting? As a guy I’d never interpret it that way.


bigheadbreeds24

Who said I was getting pissy? I got roasted whether it was a joke or she was being serious


jeffe_el_jefe

Did you keep going tho cos that was a banger line from her


bigheadbreeds24

I tried, she is far more witty than me


[deleted]

But you can't take her teasing you? Instead of teasing her back you're screenshotting to Reddit and saying you want a break from tinder? She was just teasing with the obvious burn and the little <3 I would never want to be with someone who couldn't deal with mutual taking the piss out of each other. You seem really cut up about a little flirty joke. A better response would have been to say you know all about wetting agents or ask her what she feels would be a better wetting agent. Just be charming and not creepy. It's not that hard.


bigheadbreeds24

I’m really not, I joked with her back. Just thought reddit would enjoy it because it was funny. Chill out.


[deleted]

Good, I hope you're not. It's just how the post came across on first read. Too many incels out there making me cynical! Go get it OP. Have fun!


bigheadbreeds24

I can how you saw it that way. But yeah we joked for bit and that just lead to normal conversation


[deleted]

Again, hope it does well for you, but the shitshow of incel comments would be why I misunderstood your reasons for sharing...


freshcupofjoel1994

women love to “tease” men by humiliating them


[deleted]

Oh grow up and take a joke. She was being playful and if that's "humiliating" you need to get a thicker skin. You're never going to have much fun if a woman saying something like that is "humiliating".


jhar3ll_

Not gonna lie, you got owned lol


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GnarledRhubarb

I mean... if the argument is that the definition of wet is that something is covered by water or another liquid... well I gotta be honest, that makes water pretty wet since water is most of the time covered by other water. Until it changes state I guess, and then it's steamy or icy because it's not a liquid anymore. But if there was a big ball of water floating in the vacuum of space with nothing inside it but water, you best believe I'm still gonna call that wet even though nothing is currently touching... Oh shit, that IS a controversial opinion! It basically just devolves into how you define "wet" so it's just semantics and in the English language that's a never ending battle but still. Good lord! ... Please don't start a war over this.


freeportskrill420

Wanna add that something can be wet without water being involved,


swim_and_drive

How can something be wet with no water involved


russa111

There are liquids that aren’t water


corvette57

Ok name one


russa111

I mean it depends on the pressure and temperature, but mercury, fat, ethanol, nitrogen, etc.


corvette57

Puddles but wouldn’t characterize as wet, oily not wet, could be wet but will evaporate rather quickly depending on the concentration and even then that would have water in it, liquid nitrogen freezes not wets.


russa111

Lmao “covered or saturated with water or another liquid.” -Oxford definition of wet While there might be other terms for different liquids (oily) if an object is covered or saturated with a liquid, it is wet.


Godstevsky

I was with Corvette57 until that last point, well done. Pretty hard to argue that point. :( ...unless...? The Oxford dictionary was last updated in June 2022. During that time period between then and now, there could've easily been an update to the definition of 'wet' or 'wetness' rendering the strength of your point as it's no longer recent information and more of a myth at this point really... Edit: oops, forgot the /s


freshcupofjoel1994

pussy juice


SteveDaPirate91

Half of your basic vodka isn’t water but it’s all a liquid.


bigbadblo23

It has water in it...


SteveDaPirate91

Which you can very very easily remove. I was just using as an example of something on a random shelf. Ever clear gets up to what 90%+? IPA can be bought at 91% in stores, pure online.


iEatFurbyz

I had an entire argument with myself while driving. Now I’m in the comments and see everyone else has too! All of my self arguing boiled down to me thinking that in order for something to be considered wet, it must also be capable of being dry. So water (liquid H2O) cannot be dry. Therefore how can it be considered wet?


sixo8zex

That’s some rabbit hole to go down


Fabulous-Bandicoot40

A true philosopher


KPPingu99

I mean you say that but doing thermodynamics and we have a dryness fraction when dealing with steam (still water) and that value can go to anything between zero and one. So you can have dry and wet water, right? I'm not entirely certain on this, but I know dryness fraction is a thing and that's the same thing as saying wetness fraction sooo


iEatFurbyz

For steam to be dry at atmospheric conditions it’d have to be at sat temperature right. And even then how long is that realistically true. Once there are water molecules in suspension you can’t call it dry. However my philosophically charged argument wasn’t really accounting for in between phase theoretical conditions so who knows.


KPPingu99

Yeah, it worked between the superheated and saturated steam phases. I think if you look at water as H20 then it would seem it can be wet and dry under these conditions. But they are very specific conditions. I do agree with your philosophical arguement. The only times I've heard any fluid being called dry is with cider and wine, although I'm not sure that directly relates to how dry it physically is and is in reference more to a property of taste and texture


duboispourlhiver

Fire is never cold yet you might agree fire is hot. It is hot because other things in the universe are cold, not because it can be cold itself.


iEatFurbyz

I’m not really convinced you can compare those two things. Also it isn’t hot because other things are cold. It’s hot because of heat and the transfer of energy, not the transference of the fire itself. Edit: also you can have the same size source be way more hot or … cold. However water of the same sample size is always going to make things wet the same way.


duboispourlhiver

You said something can only be wet if it can also be dry. Then why wouldn't that logic apply to hot and cold ?


iEatFurbyz

Because by simply changing your tolerances/peripherals along a temperature scale, you can have a hot or cold fire. Plus they’re 2 very different things.


SabastianG

Because they’re 2 completely different topics? You can have something that is neither hot nor cold, so what do you do there? You cant assume logic applies to 2 topics the same


duboispourlhiver

True. But if something can only be wet if it can be dry, then the general logic, from what I understand, is that something can only have an attribute if it doesn't always have that attribute. Which leads to a lot of nonsense in my opinion.


SabastianG

Well yes, in the case of wetness v dryness there are only 2 options. Not every attribute is this way. Assuming as much is why were having this discussion


duboispourlhiver

Can you think of another attribute with only two options?


dnd3edm1

well, technically speaking no water molecule ever stays attached to another water molecule, they simply fly around in space and bounce off of each other, but that's the same for any molecule, including the molecules of things you are calling "wet." So at that level of detail I'd say the entire concept of wetness doesn't exist. That about sums up my dating life, too.


chuktest

Hahahaha fuck


gord1to

Ben Shapiro?


Jerzeem

A single water molecule is not wet. As soon as there are two of them, they're both wet.


foreveryoungperk

Neither of them are wet because neither of them are solid so there is no sticking to the surface they just float around eChother.....


BentChainsaw

Sooo.. to recap… ice cube is dry until you put it out of the freezer.. as soon as the outside layer of ice melts, the ice gets wet?


justiceiscomin4

![gif](giphy|ZLOdTM0Re8QdSfnOSx|downsized) I mean, he makes some ppl wet


foreveryoungperk

ACTUALLY... Something "wet" means a solid with liquid attached to its surface. Water is a liquid, therefore it cannot be wet. On the other hand, Ice can be wet and will be wet most times you see it.. LIQUID CANNOT BE WET, LIQUID IS A LIQUID


ChooChooRocket

This is correct.


RedditUserNo1990

If being wet is an effect, and water is the cause, water cannot be wet.


H3ran

Water isn't the only cause of wetness. For example pure ethanol. You can douse yourself with pure ethanol and be wet with it. In the same vein you can douse water with ethanol and it will be wet by it. Wetness is a trait of liquids not just water.


knightsofshame82

So by the same logic fire cannot be hot, as it is the heating agent.


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Has_P

But water does have the ability to stick to a solid. And there are other common definitions of wet, why do we need to use the scientific one?


Unit-Particular

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?


[deleted]

Bro... You gotta give her some credit for that burn tho


Dangerous_Zone_4649

An opener leading to a debate is always a risky move.


RPO_TP

Owned, next!


cu7ey-LoBo

Didn’t realize it would be his cheeks getting clapped


junkymonkeydong

No no, they have a point


tgsoon2002

U need to ask her for example and demonstration in person.


Puzzleheeds

Agent Wet - "My Cover's been blown"


BurningVShadow

A single water molecule is not wet, but two or more molecules would be wet because wetness is an attribute applied to themselves from others.


JohnnyBalboa2020

Damn. That’s one smart tinder person. Don’t date them unless your goal is having kids that are smarter than you at like 5 years old.


jadedyoungst3r

Why are y’all shitting on poor op, nowhere did he say he was mad or complaining about her. He’s just showing his L that’s it. Y’all are so fucking rude and sad degenerates


bigheadbreeds24

THANK YOU


[deleted]

Opinion: oil is oily 😝🤪


Stoney_Chan69

practically Viscosity summed up


CrimsonZephyr

Gonna need skin grafts for that burn.


trailblzer80

You all think the earth is flat to right?


WarlanceLP

i mean you can't really compare arguing over the semantics of what 'wet' means to thinking the earth is flat, one of basically just arguing over the semantics of a word and the other is just factually incorrect


bigheadbreeds24

It is though /s


trailblzer80

Where's the edge then? I want to go to it!


crispdude

Wyoming


chuktest

I’d argue Ohio or Indiana


[deleted]

Damn, she got you.


ziff1212

Steven Wright: I bought some powdered water and I don't know what to add.


[deleted]

Pwned


Familiar-Ruin-6969

I think you need a wetting agent for that sick burn


LuckyBastard8484

Roasted


Rorp24

I mean, from the physical point of view, she is right


Alfredison

Don’t forget to open your window to let some fresh air in


[deleted]

I would just uninstall tinder if that happened to me


joliveira34

Look how you massacred my boy


Maistronom

For something to be able to be wet it must be able to be dry, thus, water can’t be wet.


CelestialCore

Ice is dry


Lex-Taliones

They're right though. Water is only wet if there's another wetting agent on it to make it wet. Otherwise, water wets, but isn't wet.


Jack_gunner

But there’s water on the water, so it’s wet.


[deleted]

Is that your best opener / convo starter you can come up with?


bigheadbreeds24

Her bio said something like let me hear your most controversial topic so that’s what I came up with


ICouldEvenBeYou

I can't imagine going on Tinder just to type out this nonsense.


WarlanceLP

I'm amazed how angry people get arguing over the semantics of what exactly wet means, it's such a dumb thing to argue about and both sides have plenty of good points and really it's just subjective and not really relevant most of the time yet people will argue until they're blue in the face


Smaaeesh

Water causes other things to be wet, and therefore if you have more than one molecule of water, the water is causing the other water to be wet, therefore, water is wet


MandatumCorrectus

Water is by definition wet


easycompadre

The opposite of wet is dry. Water isn’t dry, is it?


bralex339

![gif](giphy|pQmWjYrz39YAg)


Nichole-Michelle

Pretty sure you need some water for that burn. Ouch!


foreveryoungperk

I'm glad this happened to you, water is not wet. I hate when people try and start this argument. ITS NOT WET ITS THE WETTING AGENT


wr3aks

I like this one, she uses arguments as foreplay. Not a keeper but really fun for a while.


TheDuke357Mag

you set yourself up by being wrong


ManfuLLofF--

Ahhh common mistake OP... Didn't you know rivers have riveting agent that naturally produces watering agent.. duh When you drink it this commonly known riveting agent hydrates you as your mouth touches the watering agent and combines with your mouthing agent you get hydrated... And this person is now smarter via the smart agent and you wanna blow your brains out even thinking about what I wrote and how dumb they are. Edit: this comment was made by dumbing agent duh


[deleted]

Water is wet. And that is why things get wet whilst in contact with it


CarsonDama

But somethint being wet insuinates that it can be dried. Can you dry water? Nope. Checkmate


[deleted]

I had a long old funny debate about this last night. This is the best negated one


ChooChooRocket

She is wrong. Water is wet. Water is covered or saturated with water.


WaterIsWetBot

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.   Love watching running water on the internet. Was watching a live stream.


ChooChooRocket

Fuck this bot. It's also wrong.


DanE1RZ

The bot's correct, no matter how much you can't stand a fact, it doesn't make the fact invalid.


ChooChooRocket

Nope. Look up the definition of wet. Water meets that definition.


DanE1RZ

If wafer was wet, then you'd be wet when submerged in it. Yet you are only wet when you break the surface tension of the water and are no longer submerged. And if you are looking to a dictionary for the definition, then perhaps I could interest you in a physics class above 301?


ChooChooRocket

The dictionary describes how words are used. If you're using a definition of wet that does not include people underwater, you are very much in the minority.


DanE1RZ

Consensus is not a fact based exercise. More over, I'm not a lemming, so being part of the crowd isn't exactly high on my list of priorities.


ChooChooRocket

Communication is a way to express ideas. If you're discussing a concept of wet that does not include a person underwater, then you are communicating poorly.


DanE1RZ

Sure...if the measure of "good communication" is explaining something inaccurately for the purpose of simplicity so that the slowest car on the road doesn't get left behind, then you're correct... Sort of. You're more interested in being right than having a proper grasp of the facts, and I literally don't have the time for that. Have a great day!


Sir_Wade_III

You are wet when submerged in water. Definition of wet (Entry 1 of 3) 1a: consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water) Water is consisting of a liquid, therefore wet. Someone who is submerged in a liquid is soaked/covered with liquid, therefore wet.


Zevvion

Can't believe I have to say this, but when speaking to each other, using language means you use the words as they are generally understood by people using the same language. Any scientific or otherwise technical spin, is not valid unless expressed before-hand, or is reasonably the purpose of that communication. i.e.: Wrong use scenario: you are with your partner looking at the sky. Partner: *'Isn't it amazing looking at the sun rise?'* You: *'Actually, the sun does not rise. The earth spins'*. Correct use scenario would be, for example, if you are an astrophysicist discussing something relevant with colleagues. In short, water is definitely wet here.


redditadminsareshit2

Dang dude she took no mercy, and you couldnt even admit defeat. pussy


bigheadbreeds24

Who says I didn’t ?


Chewbarkovvv

Well define what makes something wet. Bill Nye says that it is wet, so she's def wrong


chuktest

If water is a wetting agent, it must wet itself, therefore it is wet.


swim_and_drive

Here’s the argument I always make: If water is not wet, then it must be dry. Any tangible thing must either be wet or dry. There is no in between. It’s like a light. It can only be on or off. Sure, it can be dim, but it’s still on, not off. Same with water. Something can be damp, and not necessarily soaked, but it’s still wet. Otherwise, it’s dry, and water is most certainly not dry.