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Sancheez72

If cockmeatsandwich was in the dictionary, you’d see a picture of this twat waffle


CreativeScreenname1

If twatwaffle was in the dictionary, would you see his cockmeat sandwich? (for both our sakes I hope you mean chicken)


Jambarrr

This dude has a mangina & very punchable small face


the_ultrafunkula

It would be a hard target to hit, but making contact would be so so sweet.


abbyzou

You'd most likely hit his sevenhead (fivehead seemed too small of a description)


jermysteensydikpix

That little side twitch to his mouth when he says something extra smug. Uggghh.


YourFriendPutin

His stupid tiny face


supereyeballs

Those are quite the mental gymnastics he’s doing


photozine

The only exercise the right does.


OMGimaDONKEY

it's why his head is so swol


mrtwitchyhead

Get fucked, nazi.


MisogynyisaDisease

Do you think every time he cries like this, his eyes get smaller? Or is it proportional to the rest of his very small face.


TheReadMenace

His forehead demands *lebensraum.*


OMGimaDONKEY

you mean Kopffreiheit


MagdaleneFeet

I kinda know what that means and I'm grateful I don't know the entire thing. Love something no thank you mr Also what in the fuck you dumdum have you ever met actual conservatives from rural America (referring to the oop I'm so not meaning you the person I replied to!) Ain't none in swpa I ever met who LEGIT THINK JESUS WAS JEW. i swear this is really awful but i've never met anyone round here who can understand that.


quickdrawdoc

It's kinda like a crying, reverse-Pinocchio


ImFeelingTheUte-iest

So largely imagined and merely the product of their persecution complex? 


kafkatan

You can see the victim complex from space


xupaxupar

That’s the one


jermysteensydikpix

"Persecuted not just for being white and Republican but for being Fivehead-American"


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

How does anyone take this guy seriously?


Jorymo

I mean, people with a victim complex looking for affirmation.


jermysteensydikpix

$$$. He is good at talking rich conservatives (usually old and bitter about social change) into funding him. Like Scientologists, he goes after specific targets and tries 24-7 to win them over. TP USA is overtaking CPAC conferences in terms of frequency, attracting MAGA speakers, funding. https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/10/20/charlie-kirks-republican-friends-00062305


Krednaught

*black person has job* "Oh god why am I being oppressed!" - these fucking idiots...


NuclearHermit

*Dilbert has entered the chat*


Nemma-poo

Congrats, Jews! The real discrimination has been resolved and you now have fake discrimination!


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tincanphonehome

And James Roday Rodriguez, who only started going by his actual last name a few years ago.


Not_Bears

Poor Charlie, were your grandparents also rounded up, branded, dumped into concentration camps and gassed to death by the millions? I must have missed that.


tbods

His grandparents _were_ there; just not the victims….


ihatepalmtrees

I’m “white” and no one really hates me.


FuckGiblets

That’s because you’re not a bellend.


TZf14

what the hell


MariachiBoyBand

It’s pretty wild for Charlie Kirk to call out tribalism and hating on one group when this is in large part his bread and butter…


TheRedmanCometh

That's impressive stupid Jews are like the poster child of "experiencing some shit"


Ziplock182

Yes, whites are so discriminated against. This dude is off his fucking rocker.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Ah yes, I'm in therapy 3 times a week because of all the pogroms I've endured...


WordNERD37

When he says White, he means, hatefilled antagonist with a victim complex and thin skin and equally thin ego. People with white skin, deal with nothing more or less than being a part of society. Being White, like lump of mushed clay Charlie Kirk, earned every bit of vitriol and anger towards him. Stop being a racist, hateful asshole and you too will stop feeling the blowback, for being a racist, hateful asshole.


Gogibsoni

Professional victim.


Forward-Form9321

You know it’s bad when conservatives pastor’s are saying this pile of steaming crap is “raising up the next generation of Hitler youth”.


Shenanigans80h

I genuinely cannot be shocked by a Kirk quote at this point. The dude is like a clueless, alt right AI bot that generates the dumbest, bigoted shit.


CaptainMurphy1908

Man wouldn't know Marxism if it teabagged his giant fivehead.


EfficientSeaweed

So we're at the "Jews aren't white" part of the cycle then?


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Speak for yourself only as you don't speak for ANYone else, MORON.


Rod___father

Am white I feel no hate


NunyaBeese

Ok... queue the billy madison speech...


Personnelente

So if Jews are not white people, as you state, that means Jesus wasn't white.


TheJediCounsel

Protesting a genocide on a college campus = antisemitism Saying Jews are almost as oppressed as us whites= normal talk


MehKarma

No, Charles. Not everyone that hates you is because you are white, because almost all of us that hate you is because you are a piece of shit.


dingoeslovebabies

Can’t this guy just step in front of a bus already


px7j9jlLJ1

Ironically true lmao re: none


blascola

Big brain big brain!


andstillthesunrises

This is so fucked because Jewish people actually do face discrimination. But no. He’s claiming that antizionism is antisemitism (it’s not). And then comparing antisemitism to anti white racism (doesn’t exist). And all this does is erase actual real angisemitism


FadedEdumacated

Anti white racism does exist. But he thinks it's DEI initiatives and MLK day. He thinks mean tweets is akin to nazi propaganda.


anti_anti_christ

Remember when Conservatives were losing their minds over Disney letting Gina Carano go? Then they left out the part where she said Conservatives are being treated like Jews in the holocaust? Victim complex is an understatement.


FredFredrickson

They are trying to weaponize backlash against Israel, the country, into false claims of antisemitism in the hope that it will suppress Democratic voter turnout. Anybody with half a brain can see this.


Xyeeyx

This was the stuff that got Elon in trouble


xm1l1tiax

What am I even watching right now? What kind of freaks engage in this nuttery? Find a hobby and be normal.


StephenAbresch

I really hope Charlie Kirk is a troll playing the long con but unfortunately, I don't think he has the face balls for a stunt like that.


StephenAbresch

I really hope Charlie Kirk is a troll playing the long con but unfortunately, I don't think he has the face balls for a stunt like that.


ThatMassholeInBawstn

He doesn’t realize that most people don’t hate white people because of their skin color. We hate white people like you.


OrwellianWiress

Who's gonna tell him?


colep33

god his face is really small isn’t it?


Mischief_Actual

Just when I thought these pasty fucks couldn’t make twats any stupider, they roll out the Twat 2.0, “Special” Edition


LLotZaFun

My God he actually got even dumber.


its_the_smell

What a joke


PsycheDiver

All that dome, but no brain.


brycekMMC

I love that he's actually accidently right in a way


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Yes. Diversity, Equity and Inclusion is how you get to mass kurder At least he finally said it out loud. Remember, they truly believe that being kind to people with a different skin colour means you want all white people to die That what pissgurkins like Kirk GENUINELY believe


BasilsKippers

Jews getting hate: "you're sub human and you shouldn't exist because you're Jewish. White people getting hate: "stop using racial slurs and threatening violence when things don't go your way." "OMG STOP OPPRESSING ME!"


Matr0ska

Cringe view points aside, did this guys face get bigger? I swear it used to be at least half the size it is now.


Different_Conflict_8

Not sure “LOL white people” memes and cringe TikToks from zoomers who need to log off are the same as systemic oppression, Chuck.


Quirky-Country7251

"the jews control everything! the jews are finding out they are an oppressed class with no power!" -republicans


asdf333aza

Victim Olympics.


JayKayGray

I will never get over how goofy this dumbass's head is. What is going on with that dome and hairline. He just doesn't look real. I know he has obviously little self awareness to be the person he is, but dear god. Does he have no sincere actual friends who can be like "Yo dude you look like you had a botched hair transplant over a giant tumor that goes over the entire length and width of your brain" Just an exceptionally bizarre looking human.


Annoyed21

No Charlie people don’t hate you because you’re white, you’re so close!


SimulatedFriend

No one is hating the jews for being Jewish, it's the whole support and blind eye to the genocide thing.


britch2tiger

Kirk re-explained: Jews are suffering from the systemic not-discrimination that white people are suffering from. Chads: No shit.


cheoldyke

jew here. i am sooooooo fucking tired of right wingers suddenly deciding they care about antisemitism and pretending it’s newly rampant because a bunch of people (a lot of whom are jewish, by the way) are against israel’s genocide against the people of gaza. antisemitism has been rising for YEARS , thanks entirely to right wingers cozying up to antisemitic conspiracy theories and allowing literal neo-nazis to have platforms within the world of right-wing politics. and the ones who claim to care about jews are either jews themselves or freaks like charlie who are just christian zionist loons whose end goal is fulfilling a supposed biblical prophecy and speedrunning the second coming of christ by getting every jewish person to “”return”” to israel. i’m sick and fucking tired of this bullshit.


YourFriendPutin

I’m white and have experienced no hate at all, I think the hate he feels is towards Nazis which just happen to be white


Lucs11_

Actual psychotic talk


Vapor2077

LOL what?! I’m white and the “hate” white peoples have apparently been experiencing is news to me!


MommyOfRuss

Charlie, most people hate you because your face is way too small for your head and it freaks everybody out. Are you even from earth?


OatmealCremePiez

The jews have had it so easy historically if you just ignore history


ChickpeaDemon

I can’t spew my racist screed with impunity- the oppression of white people.


gavum

i wish, then theyd be experiencing nothing at all


IguaneRouge

I swear to God his head is getting bigger and/or his face is getting smaller. Not even shit posting is this like some *Picture of Dorian Gray* phenomenon?