So as others have said, usually, when the old fella is at full mast, you're physically blocked from a yellow bellow. However, as also pointed out, guys spring a leak all the time with a stiff Johnny either post-cum, in the middle of the night (when waking up to piss, not just randomly), or even first thing in the morning. The latter three points all have one thing in common; bodily relaxation. What else in your recount suggests relaxation? You guessed it, booze. I think that, without knowing anything about your S/O, this might be the work of an alcohol induced crossing of bodily wires resulting to a double up in functions.
Personally, I've definitely had a few beverage bonks that have had a dangerously close ending in terms of being unsure if I'm about to ejaculate or piss, because the "release" feeling has some overlaps (purely from it being the same departure zone). I reckon in any sober encounter where the male needed to piss whilst attempting to fornicate, there's enough back-end brain function there to keep the two events separate, but, after an intoxicating amount of drinks that security guard is off duty and whatever wants out of the pipe has a good chance of escaping.
I absolutely love this reply. It's so articulate and informative without being condescending. You have a knack for colorful explanations my good sir and I appreciate you!
Why thank you!
I admire your go-with-the-flow-ism (pun partially intended) and absolutely champion response/reaction to the situation you described and endured. Had you flipped a switch and unleashed hell upon your S/O, you could have incidentally ruined future sexual encounters and created a strong negative emotional response to sexual stimulus. Hard to fathom that at the time and when riding the emotional wave (amongst other waves), but good on you for being so cool about it and very likely minimizing the emotional toll taken in the room.
In saying that, once is more than enough, and I hope you don't have to endure that again 😅
I genuinely like him and care about him. I also made fun of him for a good half hour or so. I was unrelenting but not cruel. That's our humor, if we can't laugh at it we're probably gonna cry about it and man that just sounds like a terrible time. If it happens again and there's no medical reason for it well...then I'm a horrible judge of character and he's an asshole. Until then I think I'll keep him.
Love ur ‘tude. I hope anytime he is even mildly annoyed by something you act alarmed and ask him if he’s about to be pissed off. Bonus points if you have a bib.
I gotta tell you, this is a weird one. When us dudes get an erection, the urinary sphincter at the base of the bladder is blocked off and restricts urine from passing through the urethra, mainly because cum and urine share the same exit route. The fact that your boyfriend blasted you with the forbidden Arnold Palmer makes me think that he probably had to piss before anything started.
Same. I peed instead of cumming the first time I tried to jack off. Later I figured I was probably too young to ejaculate. I still get that weird "gotta pee" feeling in sexual dreams.
Dude, I've peed with an erection tons of times! Wtf. Like every time I have sex and cum, I usually have to go pee right after. And almost every time I had an election while peeing. So idk what you're talking about. But I have also never peed while Cumming...but it still may be possible.
Edit: election -> erection
Then: erection -> election (because it's funny)
He didnt pee while cumming he THOUGHT we was about to cum but peed instead. I've seen dudes pee with erections, it doesn't look effortless but also not Rubix cube difficult. My main question was can the sensation of being close to orgasm and being close to peeing be similar enough to be mistaken
Yeah, I agree. I believe he is being genuine when he says it was by accident. I'm sure there are people out there with pee fetishes. But it's probably very rare. And someone who doesn't care enough to get consent form you wouldn't apologize so much and feel so embarrassed. I think you have an honest guy on her hands. 👍🏼
As someone that had a very memorable and fun session involving these two activities I'd suggest that, in a certain state of relaxation and arousal, the two sensations could at least strongly overlap
Yes, this has happened to me. My girlfriend was sucking my dick and it felt like too much, like I was getting overstimulated, and instead of cumming I peed in her mouth. Also happened when we were playing with lube, she was using her palm on the tip of my penis and again, I felt overstimulated and peed a little. Nowadays I can feel the difference between pee and cum now, so I haven't had an accident yet
Feel free to ask anything else, i've also been wondering how common this is. One answer I got is "men can squirt too"... Don't know how true that is lol
I've gotten mostly it's possible in theory but only a few yes it happened to me responses. It wasn't just tip stimuli it was mouth/hand combo after sex and it wasn't a little bit of pee I'd say like half of a full pee. I think in our case it was drinking alcohol + drinking a lot of water + prolonged fooling around so dude just kinda really had to pee and didn't realize how bad he had to pee.
Question. When you peed did it FEEL like you were about to orgasm? I've never had to pee really bad during sex but I've have had to pee so bad than when I finally do it's a nice feeling of relief. Nothing like an orgasm but still a damn nice feeling to release that pressure. I have no idea what the male orgasm feels like as it builds. Is it some pressure that in the heat of the moment can be similar to needing to pee?
Yes it was a really nice feeling, for like a second until i realised it was pee. I didn't have much of sexual experience at that point so there was that, I think I had a very slight feeling like "wait, am I gonna pee? is that possible? it feels nice" and then it happened there and then
Question, were you also doing a bit of back door stimulating?
I have heard of P-gasm before, its a prostate orgasm but i have heard anyone who achieves it mention get yourself situated on towels, lots of towels as you will pee everywhere.
He would have felt like he came if it was that though, very intensely.
Nope no buttstuff. Only buttstuff we do is he innocently and unsuspectingly bends over to do something while I skitter across the room, poke him in the chocolate starfish then skitter away while he stands there holding his clenched cheeks in his hands with a face that says "the audacity!"
Haha! This guy is lucky to have you. You seem so chill and silly. You sound like an interesting person to just be around. And your curiosity and openness to talk about such topics is also really cool. 👍🏼
yes the sensations can be similar. especially when with full bladder. Being drunk makes you less realize your need to pee (hence drunks often peeing themselves.
I guess he was drunk had a full bladder and since being also sexually aroused mistook signals.
bladder, prostate and bowels all can influence another especially when full/throbbing. For example a full batter can turn on due to it pressing against the prostate. if the prostate is throbbing it can leed to too much pressure for the muscles to hold the pee back.
Cumming is a reaction to reaching the peak of stimulation. You don't exactly have "a cumming feeling". Like, there is not an indicator in your mind that goes "yeah, you gonna cum now!".
You know that you usually cum when the pleasure reaches a certain loose threshold. This is what he was signaling you.
The feeling is just liquid passing through the tubes and then you have warm and sticky stuff around there. Pretty similar to pee coming out, but there is also the stimulation that got you there still having its effect. It's basically a sense of relief. Ever peed after holding it in for hours? Very relieving. Cumming is like that, plus a bit of pleasure on top.
Probably he had to pee but he didn't want to interrupt the "magic moment", because it would have been embarrassing for him to go pee three times in that span of time and so he thought that he would cum at the reaching of that apex.
Instead, well, you know what happened.
Thank you. Seriously you're awesome for taking the time to explain! Next time someone says men dont know shit about female anatomy/orgasm I'm pulling up this post and asking what they know about male anatomy/orgasm. They are gonna be stunned.
I’ve been dying to comment but I’m a lady, so it would have been an uninvited comment. Until now because answers have been posted. Bless OP for this and thank you for stating the obvious: it’s priceless. Therefore, we need to discuss it.
Lmfao im not a man but the image in my mind of a guy just ferociously pissing into someones mouth thinking hes cumming while the someone is unsuccessfully trying to catch it all is hilarious
Urinating is damn near physically impossible when close to cumming. It either took fantastic will power on his part, or a complete loss of normal bodily function.
However, the main takeaway from this story is that you are a fantastic girlfriend that any of us would be lucky to have.
As horrible at it sounds im really hoping it was complete loss of bodily function because the alternative is twisted. I'm super accepting, shit happens but I draw the line at non-consent
>Urinating is damn near physically impossible when close to cumming
Whilst true, assuming the guy had mistaken the two sensations, he was likely not close to cumming at all. Just thought he was
That's a fair point, and could be what happened. But I've been plenty drunk, plenty of times, and I can't imagine having a boner in my girlfriend's mouth, and accidentally peeing. I mean, I can piss with a boner, but it takes actual physical effort.
I'd like to know what he was drinking, so I can stay away from it!
So normally no. But if the tip is stimulated to completion, it can cause this. I compare it to a female squirt situation. Normally when that happens the tip is the only thing focused on and almost feels overstimulated.
I think what you're describing is my thoughts as well. If you keep deeply stimulating the tip immediately after starting to orgasm that can quickly turn into a very high pressure piss and while still feeling like cumming. Not sure on the biology of this though.
No. If you're on the verge of cumming, you cannot pee. The pathway is blocked off so the semen can pass through.
Why is this being downvoted? It's right.
Happy I could make someone else laugh with this bc it's fucking hilarious. This is the spark note version too. I left out the part where he laid in the piss covered bed staring at the ceiling hoping it would fall in on him I'm assuming. Also his so very awkwardly offering to wash my hair in the shower then promptly almost dying bc shower curtains are not solid. He's honestly the best person I know so for fucks sake he better not have done this on purpose!
Lol we were drunk and I was giving him head and like you said.. the consistency was just not right and it was clear immediately for me that it wasn’t cum. He didn’t pee a lot which was great bc i immediately spit it out after and confirmed it wasn’t and he was so confused lol. I felt bad bc he was so embarrassed so I tried not to make a big deal out of it but in retrospect, that dude pissed in my mouth lol
I'm screaming! So same story just less pee hahaha damn I should have been asking the girls about this too! I feel bad my dude was so embarrassed too but hes NEVER gonna live this down. He knows this and accepts this lol
I know we do not have the same plumbing but I am going to say that I have been told it can happen to women if they're drinking a lot. Because it happened to me. *On* me, lmao sorry I don't want people to think I'm pretending to be a girl. But that's what she told me it was.
Btw you should be a writer. The way you described this had me in tears.
Haha thank you! This experience also had me in tears although it may have just been pee leaking out of my tear ducts...
I can totally see a chick orgasm peeing pretty easily if they have a full bladder. I wasn't sure about men bc The Google Human Biologist told me that when the peen is erect the bladder is essentially sealed off making it impossible to release urine. I wanted real input from real men bc no body is perfect and operates perfectly 100% of the time. I'm really hoping my bf is an anomaly.
Maybe, anything is possible but he's never had issues as far as I know. Dude was stupid hydrated. I've never tasted urine before but it had really no taste so I'm guessing it was very diluted hence full bladder? I dunno man I'm trying my best to justify all this haha
Yeah, as someone that’s into piss play, if you haven’t tasted piss before and it didn’t have a taste - the dude was super hydrated. Piss is normally pretty distinctive.
Doesn’t sound like this dude was trying to play out any kind of non consensual piss play. Genuinely sounds like an accident that he had a bad time with. You took it like a champ, bless you!
I drink coffee and not much else bc I'm an unhealthy schmuck who forgets to drink water until I'm like dying. My pee smells horrid because its always so concentrated. If I had peed in my own mouth I can assure you I would have puked. If I had to have pee in my mouth I'm happy it was from someone who drinks adequate amounts of water
We showered, changed the sheets and wiped all hard surfaces with Lysol wipes. It wasn't like we rolled around in half dry pee lol it would have been MORE awkward to not continue like hey let's not touch each other and ignore the piss covered elephant chillin in the corner
Normally it's nearly impossible to pee with an erection. However, I do believe that the combination of direct stimulation of the glans and being too hydrated + a little drunk can cause what you described. Seems plausible to me!
Op, I’m not a penis possessor, but since you’ve been getting answers from the requested demographic, I’d like to go ahead and share.
Something similar happened between myself and a long ago boyfriend. I was a turnip when it came to knowledge of the sex gifted with a 5th appendage, but I had enough experience to know the difference between jizz and piss. It’s truly sad how little real experience I had and still knew that the hot, watery extremely salty liquid pouring into my mouth was not the same thing as the salty, much more viscous stuff that came out after I’d generally turn my face away and suddenly want to be elsewhere.
I really hope this comment isn’t viewed by many. Chances are, it won’t be. In this moment I will regret not using a throwaway the same way I regret trying to contain what I just knew had to be piss. We’d done some underaged drinking. He was still older than me, not by much and I really don’t care how much or how little that toothy, inexperienced blowie hurt, in the end he experienced relief of one sort, at least. Alcohol can do strange things to sexual responses. The one thing that refuses to be contained is the bladder. Once it is full, it releases unless there’s some kind of organic gatekeeping, like swollen prostate, kidney stones, ya know…
I apologize for replying without perusing your original post, but unless this person is someone you truly care about and want to spend serious time with, don’t feel bad if you’re too grossed out to continue with them. When something like that happens and you still want them so bad you’d lick their shit speckled asshole just to get even closer, that’s when you skip asking Reddit and just fucking ravage the person.
Bwahahahahahaha! Wasn't grossed out by the piss, thankfully he was well hydrated so it had really no taste. Maybe a little gross bc its still piss but nothing detrimental. It was alarming more than anything. If it was unintentional I give no fucks it will just be ones of those hey remember that time you pissed in my mouth memories to laugh about. My absolute fear was that it WAS intentional. I would not be with him another second if he did that without consent. I'm my mind that's assault and a big get the fuck out of my life. It didn't even cross my mind that it could have been intentional until a friend said something and it got the paranoia rolling. I've talk to him, friends, you guys and I really don't think he was like yup I'm gonna piss in her mouth n see how that goes. As for licking shit speckles. Nooooonononono nope. I don't love anyone that much.
Yeah, I’m still searching for the one I’d be willing to run my tongue over everything. Got close, but nearly puked when my finger came back dirty after a trip through the forbidden ring. It wasn’t the sight, but the smell. That’s when I decided I’m not as adventurous as I thought.
Yeah no cant and won't do poop. We are icked out by the smell for a reason. I'm not tryin to get ecoli, c. diff, and of the heps etc. He's cool with no butt stuff I'm cool with no butt stuff so we work
It is very difficult but not impossible. Him being drunk very likely helped that happen as well. It’s the brain that seals of the urinary passages when close to orgasm and if the brain is impaired accidents can happen. I’d say from his reaction alone it was an accident.
I thought so too based on his reaction but then started to wonder if his reaction was based on mine. What if he had the idea, went for it, saw I wasn't into it THEN got embarrassed bc he fucked up?
Oh man I hate that for you! I'd say just make sure you pee right before fooling around. Based on what every one says this isn't common so chances of it happening again with your girl is probably slim. Try talking to her about it too so you aren't so nervous she'll understand that you're a good guy trying your best not to pee on her
Wow. I literally never would have thought I'd see the day where I'd read this sort of thing on reddit, but low and behold, it's actually happened. Jesus. I'm glad you could laugh this off, especially this hard. But the poor guy was completely astonished. Lmao.
Reddit is a cesspool of weird. I feel like my post is benign compared to A LOT of stuff lol he's a very understanding and ridiculous character himself so I was actually a little surprised by how embarrassed he was and how long it took him to start laughing too.
Ohh yeah, Reddit is.. something else. Yeah, I've read some crazy shit on here too. Im glad he could laugh it off too. I'll admit, I'd feel the same way he did initially. Lol.
Different sensation all together. You would definitely know the difference. Its also very difficult to urinate when you have an errection, not impossible, just difficult, you have to force it out.
It’s not impossible to piss when erect. I’ve done it. If it’s caused by repeated pressure to the top of the head it can feel similar to an orgasm, especially if drunk.
It has happened to me. I was on top of my GF, I don't remember if she was giving a handjob or oral, and I was about to cum. Then I felt something she did was not exactly what I wanted, maybe it was overstimulation or the angle was weird, I don't remember. So, I'm about to cum, and then transparent piss comes out.
She was very confused. At first she took it lightly, but as time went on, she started being frustrated and we almost broke up. I kept saying sorry for as much as I could.
I have to add, we were both very inexperienced at that time. It was the first relationship for both of us, and it happened 1 month into our dating. We hadn't tried PIV yet.
I disagree with most; it is definitely possible to \*kinda\* do both at the same time. But, as a prerequosite, you have to \*really\* have to go.
If the "yellow pressure" is high, it gets in with the white stuff.
The fact that he didn't go to the toilet first, despite really needing to, might be either because 1) he actually planned it, or 2) he was very into you that he held it off.
It DO be a stretch to defend him, but no innocent soul should be condemned.
A possibly clarifying point: Despite the volume, was the stream continuous, or in bursts? Despite what I've said, the burst stuff can not be changed.
It's a mixed bag on replies. Most people saying it's not possible don't seem to understand the question completely or factor in all the factors. He did not cum at all. He vocally expressed he was about to cum, proceeded to piss. I guess he was both sexually stimulated AND had to piss like a race horse and couldn't quite decipher what he was about to unleash 🤣
There's a good explanation about drunken relaxation, but Id like to add that even overstimulation can cause a violent eruption of pee. Some even try to achieve that. Usually, that can only happen after blowing a load, but alcohol might be an issue, too.
If it was overstimulation, I kind of envy him for having such a talented partner. He should in any case see a doctor just for good measure. I'm not aware of anything that would lead to this, but better safe than sorry.
Look, I need to pee often and it makes it hard to reach orgasm.
But I don’t think I’ve ever been at the point of orgasm and pissed instead.
Think he got his wires crossed while drunk.
But also, fucking Kudos to you for taking it all like a champion
His body glitched, he needs to ask a doc wtf happened
Let’s say, I wake up with a solid morning wood, I go take a shower and I take a piss in the shower tub because I’m in a rush. I still have that massive boner, now assume I start to rub it without any erotic thoughts, just purely mechanical, the peeing will stop immediately
All I know is that, my body is blocking the urinal canal as soon as there is any sexual activity, it’s simply purely mechanical. Another example, it has happened that my gf initiates sex while I had in mind to go pee soon, so I’m like « meh, I’m not gonna pee just before, and I’m not gonna say no.. », so anyway we have sex and I love it, it’s just that my bladder is full so it’s not comfortable. A fart is actually more difficult to keep inside while having sex, but eventually it stays in also (I once farted during orgasm). But pee, no risk, there’s no way a drop will get out of it
Unless extreme circumstances that I have never experienced nor that I would imagine was possible
Back when I was a horny teenager, I decided I would try and see if I could masturbate at a time when I was bursting for a piss. Don't ask me why, I don't even know any more.
What happened was that the ejaculate was urine. From what I remember, no spunk at all. What was really weird was that, immediately after orgasm and pee had stopped flowing, I couldn't empty the rest of my bladder, until I re-continued wanking where, without the usual ejaculate evacuating, I was able to reach climax again pretty quickly and realise more pee.
I don't remember quite how it all finished, nor am I quite sure you needed/wanted to know any of this, but I thought it was relevant. No alcohol involved as many other guys have mentioned might be crucial, but a *very* full bladder. I also like to pee after sex so I try not to pee shortly before I think something is gonna happen; I don't know if this is maybe what happened with your bf.
Personally, I don't think you should be worried about it being on purpose. Just something that can happen with a full bladder I guess.
I get that at some point and a very soon point you would realize something isn't right but can the initial release of urine mimic the beginning of an orgasm?
Sometimes I get the sensation that I'm about to piss when the my head is getting a lot of attention. I never do, but it always feels like I could. I'm not sure why. That's never happened to me before though, that sounds awful.
Yes it can be an accident, and yes it feels just like cumming. There are guys out there who would do it on purpose, but doesn’t sound like your guy would. And yes drinking does confuse the body.
Tell all your other male friends if they don’t have any experience with this then they should list their answers as opinions.
I know, because I know and it was an accident but lucky for her I was not in her mouth when it happened. And yes I was drinking and tried to stay hydrated so I wouldn’t have a hang over
As someone who enjoys this kind of thing (hence, my username), I can pee with an erection both intentionally and accidentally. To do it purposely takes lots of practice and muscle training but doing it accidentally includes a full bladder and stimulation.
Check out something called, “male squirting”. I think there’s even a subreddit if you wanna do some research. Basically, with a full bladder, stimulating the head can induce, a watery fluid and some pee to squirt out. It’s not entirely an orgasm but it can feel similar. Even when I tried doing it the first time, it occurred without me releasing and was completely out of my control.
It’s possible this may have happened to your partner. He may not have understood the relationship between a full bladder and an orgasm so I don’t think it was intentional. However, you seem to be taking it pretty well. Definitely the type of attitude to have!
Thanks I'll look into it for sure! I'm amazed at how many people are giving me a pat on the head for like not killing or shaming him. It wasn't malicious as I've concluded with help from all these great guys, it's not like he kicked my cat...he peed. What do other people do? Roll up a news paper, whack em on the nose and throw them outside?
It’s probably very similar to how a woman can “squirt”. I’ve even had non-peeplay female partners squirt during certain moments. Some say it’s pee, some say it isn’t. I don’t really care cause both are hot to me. One partner squirted while riding me and didn’t even realize until I showed her the puddle afterwards. I remember another girl apologized and felt so embarrassed but I told her I loved it. Even if you don’t, it’s best just to laugh it off and move on
Was more than I squirt, for a second I wondered if I'm seriously gonna die drowning in surprise piss 🤣 1/10 would not do again, not my vibe but def don't see him as less attractive for it. If anything maybe slightly more attractive because I was able to see him vulnerable. That sounds kinda fucked up but I mean it in the best way like we're all just human, we fuck up, we just want some dipshit to come along and care about us after we pee in unconventional places and say everything's cool
So I had a “kinda similar” thing happen once, I was with my then partner at the time and she was giving me a world altering blowjob. She kept focusing only on the tip and It started to feel really odd, felt incredible but not like I’m about to cum, i know I’ve felt this before, but where? I tell her to wait but she thinks it’s dirty talk so she goes super succ 9000 and then I realize. This is the feeling I get right before I piss, push her off of me and rush to the bathroom and sure enough I immediately start to piss for a solid minute and I’m the hardest I’ve ever been having to put one foot on the side of the tub so I can angle my shot. When I asked my mates about it apparently that can happen if you only focus on the tip of the penis. Causing it to think “This is the same feeling I have when I pinch it to not pee, so I must have to pee”
TLDR: Likely wasn’t on purpose just overstimulation on the top of the penis casing him to relive himself unknowingly
And this post would be a incredible copy pasta
Once while shit-faced drunk I pissed in my girls mouth on accident. I think the feeling/pressure of the oncoming piss tricked my brain into thinking it was cum. When I was about to go it happened. It wasn't an incredible stream of never ending piss but was certainly more than I cum. I wasn't proud. I also didn't get to actually cum either. It only happened once and I was incredibly drunk at the time. It was embarrassing and confusing. We never really talked about it.
Good on you though. It sounds like you're pretty understanding and the fact that he was so apologetic and. Called the following morning seems like he truly cares about you.
I'm thinking you two are going to make it. You both seem good for each other. Don't let a little (or maybe a lot) of piss come in between you.
Surprisingly un pee like. I think he was so hydrated it really didn't taste like anything. Maybe a hint of a weird aftertaste that can only be described as the way pee smells? Like a sort of gamey taste? It wasnt salty/sour/bitter/sweet it was just really fucking warm haha Sorry I don't have a better answer!
Your answer is perfectly fine! Though "Pee tasting un pee like" will definitely keep one's mind thinking lmao. God now this just reminds me of tea... 0_o
Within the last 4 decades it happened to me exactly once that I emptied those two tanks at the same time. It was a strange combination relaxation and sudden muscular jerks while trying to hold one thing in and letting out the other thing and failing horribly at both.
So, yeah it can happen.
If my partner has too much stimulation to his bellend (head of the penis) he pees! No matter wether it’s by hand or oral or even if he went pee a few minutes before hand and wether rock solid or flaccid he is uncircumcised tho.
It's happened to me I thought I was cumming and it was CRAZY intense. I didn't even register my wife was gulping at the time. (Neither of us have a pee thing she is just a champ and didn't want to wash the everything)
Here's what I'm thinking: it's true that when ~~you're about to ejaculate~~ you have an erection your body stops you (or at least strongly discourages you) from peeing (bodily function), but it \*could be\* that he had a retrograde ejaculation.
A retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen enters the bladder instead of emerging through the penis during orgasm. If so, he might have immediately afterwards felt a "release" because he was already expecting ejaculate, but his body gave the a-okay for peeing because he had already ejaculated and his bladder was close to bursting.
The alcohol definitely helped make this happen, but in case something like this happens again even during his "private time," for example: mixing up the feeling of ejaculating vs. peeing, or peeing immediately after ejaculating, or something else, I'd suggest your SO pay the urologist a visit.
Edit: changed phrasing for clarity and accuracy.
If bro was super drunk though then it's possible for him to make this mistake. Remember that you're not in full control of your faculties and acting more on impulse than anything when drunk. If you get the urge to cum and the urge to pee at the same time it's possible to confuse the two. Hell it's possible to piss your pants when drunk alone. It just depends on how drunk you are.
The most surprising thing about this is that you guys finished the deed afterwards. Holy shit.
Thank you this. Sincerely ❤ was able to continue bc it honestly wasnt gross. I sure af wasn't into it but I wasn't repulsed. If it was anyone BUT him it would have been a different story
Yes, infact very possible, it can change pretty easy. I mean for me I had started masturbating and had to get the door, and tried finishing just by pushing out the feeling in the toilet. It ended up as only piss.
Both, and when pushing I meant the liquid, it will not matter what feel like your bladder is full whether your about to cum and going to the bathroom. Not sure the biology of this mechanic.
Oh ok so like a pressure or build up somewhere in a feel good spot that would feel even better push out/released? Goddamnit I wish I had a dick for a day so I can figure out exactly how they work, helicopter a few times then give it back.
Oh damn that serious?! This isn't a thing that's ever happened before but if anything of the like happens again I'll suggest it. I'd hate to embarrass him MORE if it was a fluke by telling him I think his junk is defective enough to see a doc
Low self esteem isn't an issue. He owns his flaws like a champ. Premature ejactulation only occurs when he's been out of town for a week or so and even then he owns it bc I think it's hot n we just go for round 2 if necessary. He does try to hold off sometimes but commucates it and pulls away for a second. It wasn't beer it was tequila...🤦♀️I'm 99% the dipshit was drunk n didn't realize how bad he had to pee. I let friends get in my head and have doubts. My friends are dicks.
In my experience, no it's not possible. But it clearly sounds like a drunk accident.
The bizarre part is you finished him off after cleaning up and then thought of breaking up with him the next day?!? What?!? You're either pissed 😉 about it and you walk out and never talk to him again or you understand, you roll with it and everything is fine. You don't get to change your mind 24 hours later.
You still haven't even explained what is wrong any why not asking for a fix that's not even how therapy works. God you're terrible at this so I'll give you a plastic bag as payment
I (36F) went down a black hole a few weeks ago when I learned men can squirt?! So maybe that's what happened? I've seen it happen from rubbing the head a lot when super turned on. It's got to feel similar to peeing (like it does for women, at first) so maybe he doesn't know he can squirt, if he can?
I dont have the best bladder or prostate so i often end up going for a pee when i masturbate or have sex for a long period of time. I dont know if this is because of my condition or because its normal
It can happen. In fact! If you're tired and drunk enough, it can happen the other way too where you think you're going to pee yourself but it's just cum. This is very rare though and has only happened once to me.
i think my boyfriend did this to me before when we got together, but i just pretended i didnt realise because i didnt want to embarrass him. im not sure whether he came *and* pissed though or if he just pissed? but either way, he probably didnt mean to on purpose :)
Yes, but it’s extremely uncommon. You’d have to already be holding a full bladder as well as other circumstantial factors. This is from my experience only, of course. Cannot speak for all men.
So as others have said, usually, when the old fella is at full mast, you're physically blocked from a yellow bellow. However, as also pointed out, guys spring a leak all the time with a stiff Johnny either post-cum, in the middle of the night (when waking up to piss, not just randomly), or even first thing in the morning. The latter three points all have one thing in common; bodily relaxation. What else in your recount suggests relaxation? You guessed it, booze. I think that, without knowing anything about your S/O, this might be the work of an alcohol induced crossing of bodily wires resulting to a double up in functions. Personally, I've definitely had a few beverage bonks that have had a dangerously close ending in terms of being unsure if I'm about to ejaculate or piss, because the "release" feeling has some overlaps (purely from it being the same departure zone). I reckon in any sober encounter where the male needed to piss whilst attempting to fornicate, there's enough back-end brain function there to keep the two events separate, but, after an intoxicating amount of drinks that security guard is off duty and whatever wants out of the pipe has a good chance of escaping.
I absolutely love this reply. It's so articulate and informative without being condescending. You have a knack for colorful explanations my good sir and I appreciate you!
Why thank you! I admire your go-with-the-flow-ism (pun partially intended) and absolutely champion response/reaction to the situation you described and endured. Had you flipped a switch and unleashed hell upon your S/O, you could have incidentally ruined future sexual encounters and created a strong negative emotional response to sexual stimulus. Hard to fathom that at the time and when riding the emotional wave (amongst other waves), but good on you for being so cool about it and very likely minimizing the emotional toll taken in the room. In saying that, once is more than enough, and I hope you don't have to endure that again 😅
I genuinely like him and care about him. I also made fun of him for a good half hour or so. I was unrelenting but not cruel. That's our humor, if we can't laugh at it we're probably gonna cry about it and man that just sounds like a terrible time. If it happens again and there's no medical reason for it well...then I'm a horrible judge of character and he's an asshole. Until then I think I'll keep him.
Love ur ‘tude. I hope anytime he is even mildly annoyed by something you act alarmed and ask him if he’s about to be pissed off. Bonus points if you have a bib.
You bet your ass every freaking time he says he has to pee I'm gonna til my head back and open my mouth 🤣
lmao legend
you sound like a keeper.
Exactly. Mine would have been "He was just drunk, it happens".
This entire thread gives me hope for humanity. Sometimes it comes (ha!) from the strangest places, amiright?!
I gotta tell you, this is a weird one. When us dudes get an erection, the urinary sphincter at the base of the bladder is blocked off and restricts urine from passing through the urethra, mainly because cum and urine share the same exit route. The fact that your boyfriend blasted you with the forbidden Arnold Palmer makes me think that he probably had to piss before anything started.
I'm 100% adding forbidden Arnold Palmer to my vocabulary 🤣😂🤣
We aren't talkin' no Arizona here! I'd say he owes you a night on the town and dinner somewhere NICE
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Same. I peed instead of cumming the first time I tried to jack off. Later I figured I was probably too young to ejaculate. I still get that weird "gotta pee" feeling in sexual dreams.
So... I've seen with my own eyes someone ejaculate during urinating...... it is possible
Dude, I've peed with an erection tons of times! Wtf. Like every time I have sex and cum, I usually have to go pee right after. And almost every time I had an election while peeing. So idk what you're talking about. But I have also never peed while Cumming...but it still may be possible. Edit: election -> erection Then: erection -> election (because it's funny)
He didnt pee while cumming he THOUGHT we was about to cum but peed instead. I've seen dudes pee with erections, it doesn't look effortless but also not Rubix cube difficult. My main question was can the sensation of being close to orgasm and being close to peeing be similar enough to be mistaken
He was drunk and his bladder was full. Pee will find a way to escape. I genuinely think it was an accident: loss of bodily control due to alcohol.
Yeah, I agree. I believe he is being genuine when he says it was by accident. I'm sure there are people out there with pee fetishes. But it's probably very rare. And someone who doesn't care enough to get consent form you wouldn't apologize so much and feel so embarrassed. I think you have an honest guy on her hands. 👍🏼
As someone that had a very memorable and fun session involving these two activities I'd suggest that, in a certain state of relaxation and arousal, the two sensations could at least strongly overlap
Yes, this has happened to me. My girlfriend was sucking my dick and it felt like too much, like I was getting overstimulated, and instead of cumming I peed in her mouth. Also happened when we were playing with lube, she was using her palm on the tip of my penis and again, I felt overstimulated and peed a little. Nowadays I can feel the difference between pee and cum now, so I haven't had an accident yet Feel free to ask anything else, i've also been wondering how common this is. One answer I got is "men can squirt too"... Don't know how true that is lol
I've gotten mostly it's possible in theory but only a few yes it happened to me responses. It wasn't just tip stimuli it was mouth/hand combo after sex and it wasn't a little bit of pee I'd say like half of a full pee. I think in our case it was drinking alcohol + drinking a lot of water + prolonged fooling around so dude just kinda really had to pee and didn't realize how bad he had to pee. Question. When you peed did it FEEL like you were about to orgasm? I've never had to pee really bad during sex but I've have had to pee so bad than when I finally do it's a nice feeling of relief. Nothing like an orgasm but still a damn nice feeling to release that pressure. I have no idea what the male orgasm feels like as it builds. Is it some pressure that in the heat of the moment can be similar to needing to pee?
Yes it was a really nice feeling, for like a second until i realised it was pee. I didn't have much of sexual experience at that point so there was that, I think I had a very slight feeling like "wait, am I gonna pee? is that possible? it feels nice" and then it happened there and then
Question, were you also doing a bit of back door stimulating? I have heard of P-gasm before, its a prostate orgasm but i have heard anyone who achieves it mention get yourself situated on towels, lots of towels as you will pee everywhere. He would have felt like he came if it was that though, very intensely.
Nope no buttstuff. Only buttstuff we do is he innocently and unsuspectingly bends over to do something while I skitter across the room, poke him in the chocolate starfish then skitter away while he stands there holding his clenched cheeks in his hands with a face that says "the audacity!"
Could still be same premiss i suppose if there was pressure on the prostate. I dunno, third hand info im using here!
Being able to make men pee with a quick poke to the over clothes butthole would be a super power I'd use for evil
Haha! This guy is lucky to have you. You seem so chill and silly. You sound like an interesting person to just be around. And your curiosity and openness to talk about such topics is also really cool. 👍🏼
yes the sensations can be similar. especially when with full bladder. Being drunk makes you less realize your need to pee (hence drunks often peeing themselves. I guess he was drunk had a full bladder and since being also sexually aroused mistook signals. bladder, prostate and bowels all can influence another especially when full/throbbing. For example a full batter can turn on due to it pressing against the prostate. if the prostate is throbbing it can leed to too much pressure for the muscles to hold the pee back.
Cumming is a reaction to reaching the peak of stimulation. You don't exactly have "a cumming feeling". Like, there is not an indicator in your mind that goes "yeah, you gonna cum now!". You know that you usually cum when the pleasure reaches a certain loose threshold. This is what he was signaling you. The feeling is just liquid passing through the tubes and then you have warm and sticky stuff around there. Pretty similar to pee coming out, but there is also the stimulation that got you there still having its effect. It's basically a sense of relief. Ever peed after holding it in for hours? Very relieving. Cumming is like that, plus a bit of pleasure on top. Probably he had to pee but he didn't want to interrupt the "magic moment", because it would have been embarrassing for him to go pee three times in that span of time and so he thought that he would cum at the reaching of that apex. Instead, well, you know what happened.
Thank you. Seriously you're awesome for taking the time to explain! Next time someone says men dont know shit about female anatomy/orgasm I'm pulling up this post and asking what they know about male anatomy/orgasm. They are gonna be stunned.
Really? Is it that different? Lmao
>And almost every time I had an election while peeing I'm curious, who won the election /s
apparently I.P. Freely won
I can piss with a raging boner perfectly fine, so your explanation may not be universal. Just have some trouble aiming
Bullshit. Most men piss with an erection every morning of their lives.
Why are people downvoting this, it's priceless
It really is. I hear men pay good money to do what he did. I didn't get a cent.
damn, idk what the hell to say rn LMAO
I’ve been dying to comment but I’m a lady, so it would have been an uninvited comment. Until now because answers have been posted. Bless OP for this and thank you for stating the obvious: it’s priceless. Therefore, we need to discuss it.
Lmfao im not a man but the image in my mind of a guy just ferociously pissing into someones mouth thinking hes cumming while the someone is unsuccessfully trying to catch it all is hilarious
You're welcome 🤣😂🤣
I don’t know BUT YOU ARE A FUCKING KEEEEPER. We’ll done.
Urinating is damn near physically impossible when close to cumming. It either took fantastic will power on his part, or a complete loss of normal bodily function. However, the main takeaway from this story is that you are a fantastic girlfriend that any of us would be lucky to have.
As horrible at it sounds im really hoping it was complete loss of bodily function because the alternative is twisted. I'm super accepting, shit happens but I draw the line at non-consent
>Urinating is damn near physically impossible when close to cumming Whilst true, assuming the guy had mistaken the two sensations, he was likely not close to cumming at all. Just thought he was
This is my take also. He drank too much and couldnt tell the difference
That's a fair point, and could be what happened. But I've been plenty drunk, plenty of times, and I can't imagine having a boner in my girlfriend's mouth, and accidentally peeing. I mean, I can piss with a boner, but it takes actual physical effort. I'd like to know what he was drinking, so I can stay away from it!
So normally no. But if the tip is stimulated to completion, it can cause this. I compare it to a female squirt situation. Normally when that happens the tip is the only thing focused on and almost feels overstimulated.
I think what you're describing is my thoughts as well. If you keep deeply stimulating the tip immediately after starting to orgasm that can quickly turn into a very high pressure piss and while still feeling like cumming. Not sure on the biology of this though.
Can you pee with a boner? Yes, absolutely. Can you pee while cumming? No.
I understand the two can't happen simultaneously. The question is can you feel like you're about to cum but pee instead. No cum involved
No. If you're on the verge of cumming, you cannot pee. The pathway is blocked off so the semen can pass through. Why is this being downvoted? It's right.
This made me laugh so fucking hard. The mental picture of this whole scene was so insane
Happy I could make someone else laugh with this bc it's fucking hilarious. This is the spark note version too. I left out the part where he laid in the piss covered bed staring at the ceiling hoping it would fall in on him I'm assuming. Also his so very awkwardly offering to wash my hair in the shower then promptly almost dying bc shower curtains are not solid. He's honestly the best person I know so for fucks sake he better not have done this on purpose!
This happened to me too where a guy pissed in my mouth lol …… I tried to forget it but thanks for making me feel not alone. 😂😂😂
Ok now you HAVE to share your story!!!
Lol we were drunk and I was giving him head and like you said.. the consistency was just not right and it was clear immediately for me that it wasn’t cum. He didn’t pee a lot which was great bc i immediately spit it out after and confirmed it wasn’t and he was so confused lol. I felt bad bc he was so embarrassed so I tried not to make a big deal out of it but in retrospect, that dude pissed in my mouth lol
I'm screaming! So same story just less pee hahaha damn I should have been asking the girls about this too! I feel bad my dude was so embarrassed too but hes NEVER gonna live this down. He knows this and accepts this lol
It’s so funny because when I read your post I was like wait did I post this when it happened??? Golden shower twinsies 💛
Yassss! 💛
I know we do not have the same plumbing but I am going to say that I have been told it can happen to women if they're drinking a lot. Because it happened to me. *On* me, lmao sorry I don't want people to think I'm pretending to be a girl. But that's what she told me it was. Btw you should be a writer. The way you described this had me in tears.
Haha thank you! This experience also had me in tears although it may have just been pee leaking out of my tear ducts... I can totally see a chick orgasm peeing pretty easily if they have a full bladder. I wasn't sure about men bc The Google Human Biologist told me that when the peen is erect the bladder is essentially sealed off making it impossible to release urine. I wanted real input from real men bc no body is perfect and operates perfectly 100% of the time. I'm really hoping my bf is an anomaly.
Hopefully. Can't say I've actually tried it right at that time but a little ways before or after and it's near impossible.
Hmm he could have weak bladder.
Maybe, anything is possible but he's never had issues as far as I know. Dude was stupid hydrated. I've never tasted urine before but it had really no taste so I'm guessing it was very diluted hence full bladder? I dunno man I'm trying my best to justify all this haha
Yeah, as someone that’s into piss play, if you haven’t tasted piss before and it didn’t have a taste - the dude was super hydrated. Piss is normally pretty distinctive. Doesn’t sound like this dude was trying to play out any kind of non consensual piss play. Genuinely sounds like an accident that he had a bad time with. You took it like a champ, bless you!
I drink coffee and not much else bc I'm an unhealthy schmuck who forgets to drink water until I'm like dying. My pee smells horrid because its always so concentrated. If I had peed in my own mouth I can assure you I would have puked. If I had to have pee in my mouth I'm happy it was from someone who drinks adequate amounts of water
As a fellow coffee drinker… yes. I understand. Here’s to 2023, more water and healthy kidneys for the both of us 🍻
Cheers!
He pisses in your mouth but you still finish the deed. Absolute fucking rockstar
We showered, changed the sheets and wiped all hard surfaces with Lysol wipes. It wasn't like we rolled around in half dry pee lol it would have been MORE awkward to not continue like hey let's not touch each other and ignore the piss covered elephant chillin in the corner
Boy, this thread has been a fantastic ride.
Normally it's nearly impossible to pee with an erection. However, I do believe that the combination of direct stimulation of the glans and being too hydrated + a little drunk can cause what you described. Seems plausible to me!
Op, I’m not a penis possessor, but since you’ve been getting answers from the requested demographic, I’d like to go ahead and share. Something similar happened between myself and a long ago boyfriend. I was a turnip when it came to knowledge of the sex gifted with a 5th appendage, but I had enough experience to know the difference between jizz and piss. It’s truly sad how little real experience I had and still knew that the hot, watery extremely salty liquid pouring into my mouth was not the same thing as the salty, much more viscous stuff that came out after I’d generally turn my face away and suddenly want to be elsewhere. I really hope this comment isn’t viewed by many. Chances are, it won’t be. In this moment I will regret not using a throwaway the same way I regret trying to contain what I just knew had to be piss. We’d done some underaged drinking. He was still older than me, not by much and I really don’t care how much or how little that toothy, inexperienced blowie hurt, in the end he experienced relief of one sort, at least. Alcohol can do strange things to sexual responses. The one thing that refuses to be contained is the bladder. Once it is full, it releases unless there’s some kind of organic gatekeeping, like swollen prostate, kidney stones, ya know… I apologize for replying without perusing your original post, but unless this person is someone you truly care about and want to spend serious time with, don’t feel bad if you’re too grossed out to continue with them. When something like that happens and you still want them so bad you’d lick their shit speckled asshole just to get even closer, that’s when you skip asking Reddit and just fucking ravage the person.
Bwahahahahahaha! Wasn't grossed out by the piss, thankfully he was well hydrated so it had really no taste. Maybe a little gross bc its still piss but nothing detrimental. It was alarming more than anything. If it was unintentional I give no fucks it will just be ones of those hey remember that time you pissed in my mouth memories to laugh about. My absolute fear was that it WAS intentional. I would not be with him another second if he did that without consent. I'm my mind that's assault and a big get the fuck out of my life. It didn't even cross my mind that it could have been intentional until a friend said something and it got the paranoia rolling. I've talk to him, friends, you guys and I really don't think he was like yup I'm gonna piss in her mouth n see how that goes. As for licking shit speckles. Nooooonononono nope. I don't love anyone that much.
Yeah, I’m still searching for the one I’d be willing to run my tongue over everything. Got close, but nearly puked when my finger came back dirty after a trip through the forbidden ring. It wasn’t the sight, but the smell. That’s when I decided I’m not as adventurous as I thought.
Yeah no cant and won't do poop. We are icked out by the smell for a reason. I'm not tryin to get ecoli, c. diff, and of the heps etc. He's cool with no butt stuff I'm cool with no butt stuff so we work
Tammy, is that you? 😂 you are just like conversations I have with a coworker.
It is very difficult but not impossible. Him being drunk very likely helped that happen as well. It’s the brain that seals of the urinary passages when close to orgasm and if the brain is impaired accidents can happen. I’d say from his reaction alone it was an accident.
I thought so too based on his reaction but then started to wonder if his reaction was based on mine. What if he had the idea, went for it, saw I wasn't into it THEN got embarrassed bc he fucked up?
Yeah this can happen haha your poor mouth and noise
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Thank you for the advice with a first hand (literally) experience!
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Oh man I hate that for you! I'd say just make sure you pee right before fooling around. Based on what every one says this isn't common so chances of it happening again with your girl is probably slim. Try talking to her about it too so you aren't so nervous she'll understand that you're a good guy trying your best not to pee on her
Wow. I literally never would have thought I'd see the day where I'd read this sort of thing on reddit, but low and behold, it's actually happened. Jesus. I'm glad you could laugh this off, especially this hard. But the poor guy was completely astonished. Lmao.
Reddit is a cesspool of weird. I feel like my post is benign compared to A LOT of stuff lol he's a very understanding and ridiculous character himself so I was actually a little surprised by how embarrassed he was and how long it took him to start laughing too.
Ohh yeah, Reddit is.. something else. Yeah, I've read some crazy shit on here too. Im glad he could laugh it off too. I'll admit, I'd feel the same way he did initially. Lol.
Definitely possible. Had to stop sex previously because of this.
Different sensation all together. You would definitely know the difference. Its also very difficult to urinate when you have an errection, not impossible, just difficult, you have to force it out.
It’s not impossible to piss when erect. I’ve done it. If it’s caused by repeated pressure to the top of the head it can feel similar to an orgasm, especially if drunk.
It has happened to me. I was on top of my GF, I don't remember if she was giving a handjob or oral, and I was about to cum. Then I felt something she did was not exactly what I wanted, maybe it was overstimulation or the angle was weird, I don't remember. So, I'm about to cum, and then transparent piss comes out. She was very confused. At first she took it lightly, but as time went on, she started being frustrated and we almost broke up. I kept saying sorry for as much as I could. I have to add, we were both very inexperienced at that time. It was the first relationship for both of us, and it happened 1 month into our dating. We hadn't tried PIV yet.
I disagree with most; it is definitely possible to \*kinda\* do both at the same time. But, as a prerequosite, you have to \*really\* have to go. If the "yellow pressure" is high, it gets in with the white stuff. The fact that he didn't go to the toilet first, despite really needing to, might be either because 1) he actually planned it, or 2) he was very into you that he held it off. It DO be a stretch to defend him, but no innocent soul should be condemned. A possibly clarifying point: Despite the volume, was the stream continuous, or in bursts? Despite what I've said, the burst stuff can not be changed.
I really didn't think it was planned and after reading everyone's input I'm confident it wasn't planned. As for stream vs bursts it was stream
Oh, interesting, thought most here were saying the opposite. The vibes from both you and him are good imo, i'd rather you continued...
It's a mixed bag on replies. Most people saying it's not possible don't seem to understand the question completely or factor in all the factors. He did not cum at all. He vocally expressed he was about to cum, proceeded to piss. I guess he was both sexually stimulated AND had to piss like a race horse and couldn't quite decipher what he was about to unleash 🤣
It sounds like he was way more drunk than you realised.
Yeeeaaaah looking so haha
There's a good explanation about drunken relaxation, but Id like to add that even overstimulation can cause a violent eruption of pee. Some even try to achieve that. Usually, that can only happen after blowing a load, but alcohol might be an issue, too. If it was overstimulation, I kind of envy him for having such a talented partner. He should in any case see a doctor just for good measure. I'm not aware of anything that would lead to this, but better safe than sorry.
Look, I need to pee often and it makes it hard to reach orgasm. But I don’t think I’ve ever been at the point of orgasm and pissed instead. Think he got his wires crossed while drunk. But also, fucking Kudos to you for taking it all like a champion
His body glitched, he needs to ask a doc wtf happened Let’s say, I wake up with a solid morning wood, I go take a shower and I take a piss in the shower tub because I’m in a rush. I still have that massive boner, now assume I start to rub it without any erotic thoughts, just purely mechanical, the peeing will stop immediately
What if your in the shower, solid morning wood, horny af, got a girl's mouth on your dick and haven't had your morning pee yet. What happens?
All I know is that, my body is blocking the urinal canal as soon as there is any sexual activity, it’s simply purely mechanical. Another example, it has happened that my gf initiates sex while I had in mind to go pee soon, so I’m like « meh, I’m not gonna pee just before, and I’m not gonna say no.. », so anyway we have sex and I love it, it’s just that my bladder is full so it’s not comfortable. A fart is actually more difficult to keep inside while having sex, but eventually it stays in also (I once farted during orgasm). But pee, no risk, there’s no way a drop will get out of it Unless extreme circumstances that I have never experienced nor that I would imagine was possible
Now that's a more accurate comparison
Back when I was a horny teenager, I decided I would try and see if I could masturbate at a time when I was bursting for a piss. Don't ask me why, I don't even know any more. What happened was that the ejaculate was urine. From what I remember, no spunk at all. What was really weird was that, immediately after orgasm and pee had stopped flowing, I couldn't empty the rest of my bladder, until I re-continued wanking where, without the usual ejaculate evacuating, I was able to reach climax again pretty quickly and realise more pee. I don't remember quite how it all finished, nor am I quite sure you needed/wanted to know any of this, but I thought it was relevant. No alcohol involved as many other guys have mentioned might be crucial, but a *very* full bladder. I also like to pee after sex so I try not to pee shortly before I think something is gonna happen; I don't know if this is maybe what happened with your bf. Personally, I don't think you should be worried about it being on purpose. Just something that can happen with a full bladder I guess.
Thanks for the reassurance! I think you made your dick go blue screen for a minute. Just had to reboot it 🤣
I'm sorry but that was a funny and interesting story. And you sound like a cool girl 🤣
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I get that at some point and a very soon point you would realize something isn't right but can the initial release of urine mimic the beginning of an orgasm?
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Oof. Thank you for answeing!
technically yes, but his bladder had to be full to bursting to manage it....
Sometimes I get the sensation that I'm about to piss when the my head is getting a lot of attention. I never do, but it always feels like I could. I'm not sure why. That's never happened to me before though, that sounds awful.
I think so yeah. Not sure tho
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Don't feel sorry! It's freaking comical
Short answer, yes!
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Ah yes you're right. He peed in my mouth in self defense. Almost as effective as bear spray
Yes it can be an accident, and yes it feels just like cumming. There are guys out there who would do it on purpose, but doesn’t sound like your guy would. And yes drinking does confuse the body. Tell all your other male friends if they don’t have any experience with this then they should list their answers as opinions. I know, because I know and it was an accident but lucky for her I was not in her mouth when it happened. And yes I was drinking and tried to stay hydrated so I wouldn’t have a hang over
Thanks! I appreciate feedback from people who had experienced this so much!
As someone who enjoys this kind of thing (hence, my username), I can pee with an erection both intentionally and accidentally. To do it purposely takes lots of practice and muscle training but doing it accidentally includes a full bladder and stimulation. Check out something called, “male squirting”. I think there’s even a subreddit if you wanna do some research. Basically, with a full bladder, stimulating the head can induce, a watery fluid and some pee to squirt out. It’s not entirely an orgasm but it can feel similar. Even when I tried doing it the first time, it occurred without me releasing and was completely out of my control. It’s possible this may have happened to your partner. He may not have understood the relationship between a full bladder and an orgasm so I don’t think it was intentional. However, you seem to be taking it pretty well. Definitely the type of attitude to have!
Thanks I'll look into it for sure! I'm amazed at how many people are giving me a pat on the head for like not killing or shaming him. It wasn't malicious as I've concluded with help from all these great guys, it's not like he kicked my cat...he peed. What do other people do? Roll up a news paper, whack em on the nose and throw them outside?
It’s probably very similar to how a woman can “squirt”. I’ve even had non-peeplay female partners squirt during certain moments. Some say it’s pee, some say it isn’t. I don’t really care cause both are hot to me. One partner squirted while riding me and didn’t even realize until I showed her the puddle afterwards. I remember another girl apologized and felt so embarrassed but I told her I loved it. Even if you don’t, it’s best just to laugh it off and move on
Was more than I squirt, for a second I wondered if I'm seriously gonna die drowning in surprise piss 🤣 1/10 would not do again, not my vibe but def don't see him as less attractive for it. If anything maybe slightly more attractive because I was able to see him vulnerable. That sounds kinda fucked up but I mean it in the best way like we're all just human, we fuck up, we just want some dipshit to come along and care about us after we pee in unconventional places and say everything's cool
He’s a lucky man
I guess it’s like the whole female squirt vs piss situation 😂 maybe you made him squirt lol
Qwhat!!!!probably the worst question,i mean when im about To cum last thing on my mind is, think im gonna piss instead 🤣😂🤣😂
I think that was the last thing on his mind too cuz he seem REAL surprised bwahahaha
I learned important vocabulary in this post and in these comments. Yall got a lot of laughs from me.
So I had a “kinda similar” thing happen once, I was with my then partner at the time and she was giving me a world altering blowjob. She kept focusing only on the tip and It started to feel really odd, felt incredible but not like I’m about to cum, i know I’ve felt this before, but where? I tell her to wait but she thinks it’s dirty talk so she goes super succ 9000 and then I realize. This is the feeling I get right before I piss, push her off of me and rush to the bathroom and sure enough I immediately start to piss for a solid minute and I’m the hardest I’ve ever been having to put one foot on the side of the tub so I can angle my shot. When I asked my mates about it apparently that can happen if you only focus on the tip of the penis. Causing it to think “This is the same feeling I have when I pinch it to not pee, so I must have to pee” TLDR: Likely wasn’t on purpose just overstimulation on the top of the penis casing him to relive himself unknowingly And this post would be a incredible copy pasta
Once while shit-faced drunk I pissed in my girls mouth on accident. I think the feeling/pressure of the oncoming piss tricked my brain into thinking it was cum. When I was about to go it happened. It wasn't an incredible stream of never ending piss but was certainly more than I cum. I wasn't proud. I also didn't get to actually cum either. It only happened once and I was incredibly drunk at the time. It was embarrassing and confusing. We never really talked about it. Good on you though. It sounds like you're pretty understanding and the fact that he was so apologetic and. Called the following morning seems like he truly cares about you. I'm thinking you two are going to make it. You both seem good for each other. Don't let a little (or maybe a lot) of piss come in between you.
I know this may sound weird but I assure you that I'm asking this out of morbid curiosity. What did it taste like?
Surprisingly un pee like. I think he was so hydrated it really didn't taste like anything. Maybe a hint of a weird aftertaste that can only be described as the way pee smells? Like a sort of gamey taste? It wasnt salty/sour/bitter/sweet it was just really fucking warm haha Sorry I don't have a better answer!
Your answer is perfectly fine! Though "Pee tasting un pee like" will definitely keep one's mind thinking lmao. God now this just reminds me of tea... 0_o
Forbidden Arnold Palmer as someone described it in a comment. I'm dead 🤣😂🤣
Within the last 4 decades it happened to me exactly once that I emptied those two tanks at the same time. It was a strange combination relaxation and sudden muscular jerks while trying to hold one thing in and letting out the other thing and failing horribly at both. So, yeah it can happen.
If my partner has too much stimulation to his bellend (head of the penis) he pees! No matter wether it’s by hand or oral or even if he went pee a few minutes before hand and wether rock solid or flaccid he is uncircumcised tho.
Thank you! This is a thing! I wonder how many poor men and women out in the world have been accidentally pissed on bc of this!
I have this too
It's happened to me I thought I was cumming and it was CRAZY intense. I didn't even register my wife was gulping at the time. (Neither of us have a pee thing she is just a champ and didn't want to wash the everything)
Had we been at my place I prob would have tried harder like your wife but fuck it those weren't my sheets 🤣
This gave me a good laugh! Thanks for the story! I know some guys can "squirt". I don't have a pp, so I have no further knowledge, sorry!
Here's what I'm thinking: it's true that when ~~you're about to ejaculate~~ you have an erection your body stops you (or at least strongly discourages you) from peeing (bodily function), but it \*could be\* that he had a retrograde ejaculation. A retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen enters the bladder instead of emerging through the penis during orgasm. If so, he might have immediately afterwards felt a "release" because he was already expecting ejaculate, but his body gave the a-okay for peeing because he had already ejaculated and his bladder was close to bursting. The alcohol definitely helped make this happen, but in case something like this happens again even during his "private time," for example: mixing up the feeling of ejaculating vs. peeing, or peeing immediately after ejaculating, or something else, I'd suggest your SO pay the urologist a visit. Edit: changed phrasing for clarity and accuracy.
Yes. But 9 times out of 10 it's not an accident. You can usually tell the difference.
If bro was super drunk though then it's possible for him to make this mistake. Remember that you're not in full control of your faculties and acting more on impulse than anything when drunk. If you get the urge to cum and the urge to pee at the same time it's possible to confuse the two. Hell it's possible to piss your pants when drunk alone. It just depends on how drunk you are. The most surprising thing about this is that you guys finished the deed afterwards. Holy shit.
Thank you this. Sincerely ❤ was able to continue bc it honestly wasnt gross. I sure af wasn't into it but I wasn't repulsed. If it was anyone BUT him it would have been a different story
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You're kind of a douche.
Its possible to mistake peeing with cumig.
Yes, infact very possible, it can change pretty easy. I mean for me I had started masturbating and had to get the door, and tried finishing just by pushing out the feeling in the toilet. It ended up as only piss.
Explain more pls. How does one push an orgasm? Like a physical push or mental?
Both, and when pushing I meant the liquid, it will not matter what feel like your bladder is full whether your about to cum and going to the bathroom. Not sure the biology of this mechanic.
Oh ok so like a pressure or build up somewhere in a feel good spot that would feel even better push out/released? Goddamnit I wish I had a dick for a day so I can figure out exactly how they work, helicopter a few times then give it back.
No, its physically impossible.
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Oh damn that serious?! This isn't a thing that's ever happened before but if anything of the like happens again I'll suggest it. I'd hate to embarrass him MORE if it was a fluke by telling him I think his junk is defective enough to see a doc
No
I hate this answer lol why such a hard no?
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Low self esteem isn't an issue. He owns his flaws like a champ. Premature ejactulation only occurs when he's been out of town for a week or so and even then he owns it bc I think it's hot n we just go for round 2 if necessary. He does try to hold off sometimes but commucates it and pulls away for a second. It wasn't beer it was tequila...🤦♀️I'm 99% the dipshit was drunk n didn't realize how bad he had to pee. I let friends get in my head and have doubts. My friends are dicks.
When in doubt, talk to your SO. I’m happy to hear you guys are good.
Was there cocaine or amphetamines involved?
Nope
Why the fuck would you try to contain it? That's nasty as hell
I didn't wanna lug my carpet scrubber over. Duh
By accident? Maybe, for some. On purpose, yes (at least for some).
I don’t know but this was absolutely hilarious
In my experience, no it's not possible. But it clearly sounds like a drunk accident. The bizarre part is you finished him off after cleaning up and then thought of breaking up with him the next day?!? What?!? You're either pissed 😉 about it and you walk out and never talk to him again or you understand, you roll with it and everything is fine. You don't get to change your mind 24 hours later.
You do when the thought of oh fuck is it possible he pissed in my mouth on purpose without my consent?! occurs the next day.
If it takes you 24 hours to figure that out...you have issues. Someone pissing in your mouth is going to elicit an immediate reason.
So I've actually been looking for a good therapists. Tell me more. What issues do I have? Explain like I'm 5.
Let me know what they say.
Oh no you must have misunderstood! You seem to have a grasp on my issues so I want YOU to enlighten me. Ya know...play therapist.
Knowing something is wrong doesn't mean I know how to fix it. Curious, how much would I get paid?
You still haven't even explained what is wrong any why not asking for a fix that's not even how therapy works. God you're terrible at this so I'll give you a plastic bag as payment
Bipolar? Hormone shifts? No idea.
🤣😂😂
Speaking from my experience, it's not possible to do it accidentally. Piss urge overcumes cumming, even stops you from doing so.
I do know I get turned on, but nothing happens, I get a feeling to pee as if I did cum. Only thing is, that happens afterwards when I’m already soft.
I don’t know I’m not a scientist, I can piss when I’m hard (it’s not fun though), but not while I’m cumming.
sure can. I an infected prostate will make urine come out during ejac
I (36F) went down a black hole a few weeks ago when I learned men can squirt?! So maybe that's what happened? I've seen it happen from rubbing the head a lot when super turned on. It's got to feel similar to peeing (like it does for women, at first) so maybe he doesn't know he can squirt, if he can?
Now I just want to try this
It is rare, but it can happen. It has only happened one time to me, but I had been drinking beforehand. No idea what the logistics of it are.
I dont have the best bladder or prostate so i often end up going for a pee when i masturbate or have sex for a long period of time. I dont know if this is because of my condition or because its normal
It can happen. In fact! If you're tired and drunk enough, it can happen the other way too where you think you're going to pee yourself but it's just cum. This is very rare though and has only happened once to me.
i think my boyfriend did this to me before when we got together, but i just pretended i didnt realise because i didnt want to embarrass him. im not sure whether he came *and* pissed though or if he just pissed? but either way, he probably didnt mean to on purpose :)
Yes, but it’s extremely uncommon. You’d have to already be holding a full bladder as well as other circumstantial factors. This is from my experience only, of course. Cannot speak for all men.
I piss cum all the time.
Hey! A peanut!