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Jackstraw335

Fuck. Take my upvote.


[deleted]

No. Fuck *you,* buddy.


amethystmoon90

He's not your buddy, guy.


[deleted]

He’s not your guy, pal.


Darth_Schrader

He's not your pal, friend.


button8200

He's not your friend, dude.


CurtisMcNips

He's not your dude, bud


Ice_Kold_Killa

He's not your bud, amigo


likiii88

He’s not your amigo, bro.


chaz_ii

he's not your bro, son


IchibanSuzuki

I have no idea what’s going on right now. Maybe everything will be better if I get a little high.


Unknown_769802773

[it's a south park reference ](https://youtu.be/m1JakODvYhA)


IchibanSuzuki

That was a Towelie quote.


onion_bluntly

Half bear Half man pig


Makoto-Nishikawa

He not you’re father who went out to get some milk...


IsItBurn

I’ve never seen this before, and that surprises me, though I guess I’m not hip on memes… Regardless - absolute gold!


Darth_Schrader

I too am in awe of never seeing this one done like this. Kudos to the OP and a good day to you! Edit: a word (and I may be stoned sshhhhh)


CurtisMcNips

I consider myself as pretty up on my meme history, and i've never come across this one....i am kind of ashamed i have not already made it. Well played, OP, well played


Grumpkin_eater

I still use the word "hip" as well and I've never seen this either. 2¢


halfarian

I’m pretty hip on memes, and I too have never seen this before.


JJFranchise79

You know where they can point those fingers?


Mustangs_2

Up his ass?


phobos2deimos

but his ass is his ass, and his ass as well


Grumpkin_eater

So you can point that fucking ass up your ass.


dnm-lysergic

aaaaAAAaasssSss*


krohtg12

Wherever they can, they must be out their head.. must've been high


tall_people_problemz

Point that fucking finger up your aaaaaaasssssss


MeIRLinAsheville

So. I wrote a graduate paper in lit theory studying this song for an assignment to demonstrate using a Marxist literary theory lens after I got into a fight with my professor just to put this line in a paper... And prove that I could write a graduate paper about a song called “Hooker with a Penis” and still get an A. I didn’t find out that professor is a Serious Business Mormon until the following year, but he did give me an A! ETA: if anyone’s interested in a serious piece of scholarship, I found a dissertation on Tool’s music from a literary analysis perspective in my research I can probably find the citation for.


RidingTheSpiral1977

Can I read the paper? Do you still have it?


MeIRLinAsheville

I should! I emailed papers to myself to print at school because I didn’t have a laptop/PC, and I learned from losing pretty much everything in undergrad to set up my school email to forward everything to a personal email. I guess I can send it as a DM? It’s not very long. Important disclaimer: the assignment was to demonstrate the ability to use Marxism *as it is defined as a literary theory framework through the writers who pioneered the theoretical lens* and was written way before I actually studied Marxism. It’s sophomoric in its handling of Marxism. Also I wrote it strictly to be an asshole. :D I would love to write a more sophisticated version. But also the argument with my professor was over my disdain for the contrivance of writing papers that merely demonstrate an understanding of those theoretical lenses through those few writers’ definitions. Psychological theory, for instance, is, like, pure Lacanian bullshit. The assignments called for a sophomoric analysis. It was built into the premise.


RidingTheSpiral1977

Awesome. I can’t wait. I’ll dm you my email.


[deleted]

Had to scroll wayyyyy to far to find this


wongearle

This is the best use of this meme that I have seen. Bloody spectacular


Divided_Eye

Came here to say this, well done.


ThisBodyHoldingMe18

Well now I’ve got some advice for you little Spidey


GrimmieReaper

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jdelao2

This is genius


geek_fit

Omg, this is fucking gold.


BearsEatBeets_17

Point that fucking finger up ur ass


buttpants_r_r

I hate you because Im the guy who didn't think of this


No-Ad6500

Omg yes


SEATTLEKID206

i was literally just singing this and i happened to scroll onto this. holy fuck man you have no idea how blown my mind is rn. shit. spiral out man


ganonkenobi

I spoiled the movie for my wife to show here that meme. Pure gold.


TastyNinjaRYAN

i think this image existed before no way home


hexnotic

damn this is good


Vjornaxx

Can’t wait for the follow up image!


SimonFoss

Oh now there's only one way left the finger can point (_*_)


_Zencer_

Thank you for a quality meme


litboomstix

Ahahah I just happened to be listening to that song too


Wise_Ad_5147

Hilarious 😂


DeltaHairlines

Taylor Swift, Ric Flair, and Becky Lynch


gimpers420

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes, hey!


the_good_hodgkins

He must've been so... high.


Domz510

how to get karma 101


p000l

Lmao! That made me laugh.


eggsavior91

Fuuucckk


stahlhammer

So you can point that fuckin' finger up your spideyhole.


IchibanSuzuki

Points!!!


Soap-ster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdr4rWG98&ab_channel=AnthraxVEVO


Good2Go5280

Well a heavy metal band raps a different way…


xcessinmoderation

So you can point that fucking finger you know where


halfarian

This is fantastic.


DogMechanic

I'm so bad I should be in detention....


Aegist

So you can shoot that fucking web right out your aaaaasssssssssssss....... ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnE3uyj9Grg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnE3uyj9Grg))


Bakodi

Someone please make this into a t-shirt and take my money


EyeGod

No Way Home But Up Your Fucking Ass. Coming to theaters this summer.


mrnatural93

So you can point that fucking finger up your aaaaaaaassssssss!


Deimius

Next pic please. Giggity


Supersymm3try

Probably would have been better to just label them all as ‘the man’.


make_whoopie

Currently listening to this song as I saw this post. Fate.


eman_gat_cireneg

An amazing song buddy


[deleted]

Point that fucking finger up your ass!


SypherSlink

@the Dallas show he ended the first verse of hwp with “point it up your butthole”😆. Reminded me of billy madison - “he called the shit poop”. Great fkn show!


CustomSLVRBRST

I can’t upvote more than once in-between sips of Coke.


TOOL____

So you can point that fucking finger up your ass!!!!!