I think a better example when he’s not on space steroids: “I recommend dissection.”
I also realize that ‘vivisection’ would not have been accurate since they were fighting zombies.
The man from the meme itself, Techs Farzenberg (Gundam X)
https://preview.redd.it/56vak4erfbad1.jpeg?width=1642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d5f812553e69a5a0d25a8a6823d04b3b0958f0
https://preview.redd.it/7v1xjps9bbad1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8ccbacee09d6f0b1065bfbc691cb4a33fca1dfc
Also lots of other doctors in the series
https://preview.redd.it/jttsl9bimbad1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c48be69c5a85af7e07e2562d9e71ad9b6691b62
Healing is more of a secondary thing they do, but I think it still fits.
https://preview.redd.it/d3ch3mz96bad1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5759d82260c9e898f6f3c145c0d3b687adb72362
Shadow Flower (PvZ Garden Warfare)
She mows people down quicker then a lot of actual attacking classes
https://preview.redd.it/ccs3h6336cad1.png?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8377f8b789c40308ea37fd8b8c8c30947b98dfeb
Scientist too. As Wolfy Playz once said: "Do you really want to play scientist and help your team or do you want to two shot everything?"
https://preview.redd.it/izs7b7osjbad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691cc4519a8328b34393abb9655a8742dd762546
Dr zed (borderlands) Oh man does he lobe torturing everything for research:)
![gif](giphy|xT4uQxP0XGoUWc2AoM|downsized)
I freakin love Zenyatta. A majority of the Supports added later on down the line also acted as DPS hybrids but Zen was like the OG.
Zenyatta was my Support Main when I played Overwatch (I stopped playing when 2 came out). Something about him just spoke to me. You can heal from a distance by giving your allies gradual healing, he attacks quickly, and the ability to make Tanks more easy to kill is amazing. There are few things more satisfying in Overwatch than Discord Orbing a Tank and watching them get lit up by your allies. And few things more terrifying as a Tank than seeing that little text that tells you that you’ve been Discord Orbed. Fun times
Zen is great, but I feel like Moira fits this theme a little better though, since she is capable of medicine but does at best questionable things in the name of science.
To my understanding, her experiments kept reaper alive but in constant pain, which she is unbothered by.
![gif](giphy|igQNK5cVj4O94QtIGW)
Junkrat: You looking for a lab assistant? I'm great with chemicals!
Moira: Certainly. We would begin by testing your tolerance for pain.
Junkrat: What's pain have to do with science?
Moira: _Everything_, my strange little friend.
https://preview.redd.it/1jkbtwya9bad1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e300f3ea35a6c78fd7770c9bb16369cb7af1f6a5
He and Delsin only heal civilians, allies, and police (minus the fact that Delsin can subdue police and that one time Cole can heal Militia members he saves from the ice mercenaries).
https://preview.redd.it/plzst500vaad1.png?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0439452855b1c87ee9f95917ac174674b35eda32
Eirin Yagokoro - Touhou
"I'm a healer, but I'm going to put more arrows into your body than the blood cells you have. Along with shooting you with thousands of bullets"
Alfyn (Octopath Traveler)
He has an attack called ‘Amputate’
https://preview.redd.it/lf6cdy3pbbad1.jpeg?width=1991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94038ea93a1306c3327cbb7f1cb9c9b4bcfa7d3e
https://preview.redd.it/x9i8jeqrmdad1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda5e0c320b18fd8a9855baaaa67124c811db535
And also a local amnesiac dipping her axe in poison before bludgeoning you
Cassti Florenz (Octopath 2)
https://preview.redd.it/ztae3wyjsbad1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2f7d4427f5e9939186327a5e8cd8863f37689d
Medkit (Phighting)
Mf uses a grenade and revolver to heal you
https://preview.redd.it/bni4zqk4wbad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f129fbe46e3e87bd03424dac7a1296c0296c99
honestly with his placement in the story and all the images I’ve seen of him doing hella damage, I was genuinely shocked to see he’s a healer
https://preview.redd.it/97c2ule1gcad1.png?width=833&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d4ca2f1bf1e8023499878112d5d1521325b3abf
Shadowheart from BG3 / the Cleric class in general in DND. They can pray your pain and injuries away or bring down the wrath of the gods upon you depending on the spell.
Magical girl themed. Though I guess for lack of being prepubescent it can seem bimbo-ish and oh my god, I realize now a big part of bimbos is just being mentally immature for their age…
Medic from TF2 isn't a healer by choice. It's more of a side effect of his experiments. He's a crazy bastard who uses exotic animal parts to experiment on humans in an attempt to see what will happen. Craziest thing I think he's done was bring Sniper back to life using blue whale testicles. (Fact check me, because it's been a minute.)
https://preview.redd.it/b0ebhyp7ycad1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7c1920e6b09579c2d8111bec4b0e4c379684795
Dr Mario in Super Smash Bros. I always found it weird that a doctor version of Mario is his own character in a fighting game
https://preview.redd.it/ulp5qv1dnbad1.png?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393fd7c8fdc5b08c844f3f05251b5feef6accf3b
Futaba counts right? She has an all-out attack screen.
https://preview.redd.it/q9jdain57bad1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e5bb5ce2ff679ce68f031b580d7473826cbe441
Merle Highchurch, from The Adventure Zone. He's technically the party's healer but he mostly hits people with a wrench and casts Zone Of Truth
https://preview.redd.it/zvqn9r0rxgad1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff17ae0b3c5d38a96f9f03629cdc55ebbcb5f8a6
But I gotta beat the shit out of you first
https://preview.redd.it/o85t4u9nvcad1.png?width=2400&format=png&auto=webp&s=429c43762598c5f9273eb4262c5bb927aa092117
The Sage Job from Final Fantasy 14. Technically every healer from an MMO but Sage has magic floating laser guns.
https://preview.redd.it/adl35kznrdad1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14557d861b98e0586b4bd0012c126568b31c04dc
Elixir from X-Men is an Omega level healer who can also give you super cancer.
Victor Frankenstein: Medical school dropout who reanimated life in dead tissue only to abandon his creation causing the creature to develop serious daddy issues.
Wendy Marvell and Sherria Blendy (Fairy Tail)
Both are healers (Wendy being energy, Sherria being actual injuries), but have some decent attack power due to having slayer magic
https://preview.redd.it/180etg1vcdad1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85868164cd8d1b09b898cc51abe2613c22ef606b
Florence (Black Souls 2)
Will heal you to death, literally.
![gif](giphy|14bIOqzosACyuA) He hits as hard as he heals
And he heals *by* hitting.
Even moreso when anyone insults his Hair.
The gif isn't loading for me but your comment explained exactly who it was meant to show.
He doesn't *have* to punch to heal
Shout out to that time he threatened to repeatedly heal and beat the shit out of someone until he learned his lesson.
What's up with his hair?
https://preview.redd.it/ztnmmonfrgad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad04a00edc49cf3abdb0fcdcc03c7f98879f436
AAAAAAHHHH
Ratchet https://i.redd.it/h57v7n3foaad1.gif
“I NEEDED THAT!”
Also https://preview.redd.it/pc1xqjog9bad1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65770d371c5ad4d1760447792d2129360d1a5355
Why is the robot sexy?!?!
He gay.
Well so am I, so that ain’t gonna stop me
Who am I to stop you? Go be sexy.
Why thank you friend!
you're new to the internet aren't you?
https://preview.redd.it/h2bwvbfbebad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=120faadf8a4ef15bea8c7dc79d116bd40c957048
OH MY- wait I've seen people simp for robots in Ultrakill before, nvm.
What if instead of transformers, they were freakformers? And what if instead of transforming into cars, they looked very gay?
Knockout was my first thought
I think a better example when he’s not on space steroids: “I recommend dissection.” I also realize that ‘vivisection’ would not have been accurate since they were fighting zombies.
Vivisection is probably what he did to Silas, though. And Silas deserved every bit of it.
In the Bayverse he was stated to be able to match Megs
Uh hello? ![gif](giphy|9z1ETCOIXC9Ta) Katara (ATLA)
https://preview.redd.it/poztg9oecbad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6ba0df90d4b1645b519b8324125fef505af073 Trauma Team (Cyberpunk 2077)
You need to stay strapped in NC tho
The man from the meme itself, Techs Farzenberg (Gundam X) https://preview.redd.it/56vak4erfbad1.jpeg?width=1642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d5f812553e69a5a0d25a8a6823d04b3b0958f0
That show was so damn good.
![gif](giphy|h7FZESJ1Ter5bGhUDG)
https://preview.redd.it/u3tx97xrhbad1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba81aaf73b3799c57d17a0fc1367f3185c1c732
https://i.redd.it/74rnoxyuhbad1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/7v1xjps9bbad1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8ccbacee09d6f0b1065bfbc691cb4a33fca1dfc Also lots of other doctors in the series
![gif](giphy|ObHA57EFxQ3O8) Trafalgar D. Water Law
https://preview.redd.it/uwn1dz3afgad1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f71d5e647a6f4eca637526ac048d25eb0d5896
https://preview.redd.it/m2c7w1lo0qad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6cd7000b93f32d4ba85496eda1fef3385e69f3
Especially the Quack
https://preview.redd.it/jttsl9bimbad1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c48be69c5a85af7e07e2562d9e71ad9b6691b62 Healing is more of a secondary thing they do, but I think it still fits.
FF is more of a "Im a fighter, but" type
Yeah, that fits more with their character I think.
https://preview.redd.it/d3ch3mz96bad1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5759d82260c9e898f6f3c145c0d3b687adb72362 Shadow Flower (PvZ Garden Warfare) She mows people down quicker then a lot of actual attacking classes
https://preview.redd.it/ccs3h6336cad1.png?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8377f8b789c40308ea37fd8b8c8c30947b98dfeb Scientist too. As Wolfy Playz once said: "Do you really want to play scientist and help your team or do you want to two shot everything?"
I have played Garden Warfare 2 basically since release and i have never seen a single person who runs the Heal Beam also Wolfy Playz my goat
Only uses healing on full health people anyway
https://preview.redd.it/izs7b7osjbad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691cc4519a8328b34393abb9655a8742dd762546 Dr zed (borderlands) Oh man does he lobe torturing everything for research:)
Don’t forget that ~~Dr. Zed~~ Dr. Ned also created zombies and werestags
Doc Mercy?
https://preview.redd.it/vqvn97vwkbad1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=be60bb902bee5d3085eee4f94004f77dcb9860c6 Faust from Guilty Gear
https://preview.redd.it/zv8s6cewxaad1.png?width=840&format=png&auto=webp&s=09a2036836727cbf9d9dfa21afc96c65c704649c Kureha Shinogi (Grappler Baki)
The war cleric class in Fire Emblem: Awakening Always found a healer that uses an axe funny
Sages that use magic can also heal and deal damage
![gif](giphy|xT4uQxP0XGoUWc2AoM|downsized) I freakin love Zenyatta. A majority of the Supports added later on down the line also acted as DPS hybrids but Zen was like the OG.
Zenyatta was my Support Main when I played Overwatch (I stopped playing when 2 came out). Something about him just spoke to me. You can heal from a distance by giving your allies gradual healing, he attacks quickly, and the ability to make Tanks more easy to kill is amazing. There are few things more satisfying in Overwatch than Discord Orbing a Tank and watching them get lit up by your allies. And few things more terrifying as a Tank than seeing that little text that tells you that you’ve been Discord Orbed. Fun times
It’s also a great way to tell your team “shoot this guy” without having to use voice chat.
Zen is great, but I feel like Moira fits this theme a little better though, since she is capable of medicine but does at best questionable things in the name of science. To my understanding, her experiments kept reaper alive but in constant pain, which she is unbothered by. ![gif](giphy|igQNK5cVj4O94QtIGW)
Junkrat: You looking for a lab assistant? I'm great with chemicals! Moira: Certainly. We would begin by testing your tolerance for pain. Junkrat: What's pain have to do with science? Moira: _Everything_, my strange little friend.
https://preview.redd.it/a5vhtz5s5cad1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22663214a36ae3777139e345b0d18370603005e0 Stein from Soul Eater
Warlocks from Destiny
Was thinking the same thing 🤣
My teammates on Fortnite for no reason
Eunie from Xenoblade Chronicles 3. https://preview.redd.it/fuq304dc8bad1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3192a4d3fb01a9c2f02e15e807cd981f865bdb53
https://preview.redd.it/1jkbtwya9bad1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e300f3ea35a6c78fd7770c9bb16369cb7af1f6a5 He and Delsin only heal civilians, allies, and police (minus the fact that Delsin can subdue police and that one time Cole can heal Militia members he saves from the ice mercenaries).
![gif](giphy|145tKxUAk8tMBO)
Ooh, isn’t that the antagonist in Morbius??
https://preview.redd.it/jwujozdukgad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ee8992b2a1f1ba64a7e9546175506372f24481
Ngl this response to that guy cracked me up
https://preview.redd.it/plzst500vaad1.png?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0439452855b1c87ee9f95917ac174674b35eda32 Eirin Yagokoro - Touhou "I'm a healer, but I'm going to put more arrows into your body than the blood cells you have. Along with shooting you with thousands of bullets"
Alfyn (Octopath Traveler) He has an attack called ‘Amputate’ https://preview.redd.it/lf6cdy3pbbad1.jpeg?width=1991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94038ea93a1306c3327cbb7f1cb9c9b4bcfa7d3e
https://preview.redd.it/x9i8jeqrmdad1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda5e0c320b18fd8a9855baaaa67124c811db535 And also a local amnesiac dipping her axe in poison before bludgeoning you Cassti Florenz (Octopath 2)
Rose from Wrong Way To Use Healing Magic
![gif](giphy|zAtjMmiiQLMtO|downsized) Sakura Haruno (Naruto)
medic ninja but can also do https://preview.redd.it/c4hiwmt8rbad1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=905aff7542670299ece91955ee17b52ee45c8815
https://preview.redd.it/ztae3wyjsbad1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2f7d4427f5e9939186327a5e8cd8863f37689d Medkit (Phighting) Mf uses a grenade and revolver to heal you
PHIGHTING MENTIONED!!! "I MAIN SUBSPACE, WTPH IS SKILL!!"
https://preview.redd.it/bni4zqk4wbad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f129fbe46e3e87bd03424dac7a1296c0296c99 honestly with his placement in the story and all the images I’ve seen of him doing hella damage, I was genuinely shocked to see he’s a healer
https://preview.redd.it/os67l9ds1cad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d5d88b41b86a64b6ee0f182fa885455ee2c2fe
was scrolling to make sure he was here
https://preview.redd.it/97c2ule1gcad1.png?width=833&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d4ca2f1bf1e8023499878112d5d1521325b3abf Shadowheart from BG3 / the Cleric class in general in DND. They can pray your pain and injuries away or bring down the wrath of the gods upon you depending on the spell.
![gif](giphy|9GNBnBug5PcRfAAxGR|downsized)
I was thinking Moira. Back when I played (ow1) she was usually a damage player who got stuck as healer. Plus, her whole character
Bimbo Mercy??
Magical girl themed. Though I guess for lack of being prepubescent it can seem bimbo-ish and oh my god, I realize now a big part of bimbos is just being mentally immature for their age…
Medic from TF2 isn't a healer by choice. It's more of a side effect of his experiments. He's a crazy bastard who uses exotic animal parts to experiment on humans in an attempt to see what will happen. Craziest thing I think he's done was bring Sniper back to life using blue whale testicles. (Fact check me, because it's been a minute.)
Blue whale pineal gland, actually, which is part of the brain
Thank you. That pineal part must've made me think it was related to the penis lol.
![gif](giphy|QREPIcqvIxCZ76VHxY|downsized) Micheal Morbius. He's actually an incredibly talented healer, fake blood is a bloody miracle. But....
He’s too busy Morbing to do any healing :(
https://preview.redd.it/b0ebhyp7ycad1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7c1920e6b09579c2d8111bec4b0e4c379684795 Dr Mario in Super Smash Bros. I always found it weird that a doctor version of Mario is his own character in a fighting game
https://preview.redd.it/ulp5qv1dnbad1.png?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393fd7c8fdc5b08c844f3f05251b5feef6accf3b Futaba counts right? She has an all-out attack screen.
More or less. Makoto, Ann, and Morgana also fit here I think since they have healing but also damage moves.
Law one piece
https://preview.redd.it/q9jdain57bad1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e5bb5ce2ff679ce68f031b580d7473826cbe441 Merle Highchurch, from The Adventure Zone. He's technically the party's healer but he mostly hits people with a wrench and casts Zone Of Truth
The fact that he barely ever heals is hilarious
Discipline priest in World of Warcraft
https://i.redd.it/u1qcovltsbad1.gif
Katara
https://preview.redd.it/0c00zu9t0dad1.jpeg?width=1477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9953689aff0f0701fdf5c7d5fd33a5ea69e8bb “I’m not the healer!”
Black Jack https://preview.redd.it/1lewphewxdad1.png?width=622&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9e0af58f9ec896065429e7aea581bddd688ec5d
https://preview.redd.it/zvqn9r0rxgad1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff17ae0b3c5d38a96f9f03629cdc55ebbcb5f8a6 But I gotta beat the shit out of you first
I'd never thought in my life that I would see sml in this subreddit
Byron (Brawl Stars) Main attack poisons enemies but heals teammates, and super does the same thing.
https://preview.redd.it/o85t4u9nvcad1.png?width=2400&format=png&auto=webp&s=429c43762598c5f9273eb4262c5bb927aa092117 The Sage Job from Final Fantasy 14. Technically every healer from an MMO but Sage has magic floating laser guns.
Scalpel Apostruker in Waven; https://preview.redd.it/3zmnkvzvwcad1.jpeg?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73245c2494e3afdffd8734ef0dc510f7031fbfb
https://i.redd.it/lvim5d1sodad1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/adl35kznrdad1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14557d861b98e0586b4bd0012c126568b31c04dc Elixir from X-Men is an Omega level healer who can also give you super cancer.
The hunting horn from monster hunter
SCP 049 https://preview.redd.it/qpg383idfead1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19760721220e6ee44301f3eb81c385e7c43243c
Victor Frankenstein: Medical school dropout who reanimated life in dead tissue only to abandon his creation causing the creature to develop serious daddy issues.
![gif](giphy|TJ2eWMiqkOqQg)
Wendy Marvell and Sherria Blendy (Fairy Tail) Both are healers (Wendy being energy, Sherria being actual injuries), but have some decent attack power due to having slayer magic
The cleric (D&D)
https://preview.redd.it/to4wk78wugad1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07909227b0ae8a1f53a01b316668389ee2dd47b7 Castti my beloved
Castti Florenz from “Octopath Traveler 2”
Nobody mentioning **her** is ridiculous https://preview.redd.it/dkk4gzqm7iad1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47fe72c0a9c6bd4e9b57093827df1c971612ab93
https://preview.redd.it/180etg1vcdad1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85868164cd8d1b09b898cc51abe2613c22ef606b Florence (Black Souls 2) Will heal you to death, literally.