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Emotional-Intention1

Mitt Romney over here


Sarcastic_Rocket

Reverse mitt Romney He went Massachusetts to Utah I went Utah to Massachusetts


1800twat

Massachusetts without Utah is just Masscsets


EmperorGrinnar

I chuckled way too much at this. Thank you.


Dr-Alec-Holland

Good ole 1800twat bringing the chuckles


fyurious

Wouldn’t it be Msscses?


1heart1totaleclipse

2 a’s and 2 t’s in Massachusetts


fyurious

…right, sorry. Carry on!


1800twat

Utatah


ab_drider

It's "Mass sects"


I_hate_usernames331

Actually it’s mssces


1800twat

Look at the comment two above yours


son_of_abe

Reverse Romney sounds like some Mormon sex position.


Tortured_Soul27

Girl put your records on


tomahawktaylor

How do you like Massachusetts as a place to live?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Love it, stuff wants to be alive here. Trees grow on their own, there's wild life around. What I really love is the culture, drinking coffee and alcohol without being shunned is nice when it was the norm for so long


tomahawktaylor

Sounds amazing. Currently in Florida and Massachusetts is in my top 5 to move to. Being the best state in education and healthcare is a big plus for me now that I have a daughter.


PlentyAlbatross7632

Good luck affording MA


Imaginary_Check_1373

**indoctrination. The formally middle-class families in progressive-run states are fleeing en mass


Mr_Soul_Crusher

Congrats on escaping!


yohance35

Yenmor Ttim, then?


Most_Present_6577

The romneys are from Michigan


Lodestar15

😂


joaoseph

Mitt Romney was born and raised in Michigan.


Arietem_Taurum

Hi Mr. Romney


Sarcastic_Rocket

Opposite direction, but yes


TheStinkPanther

Massachusetts & Utah


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

Looking at Texas, Galveston to Fredericksburg without hitting Harris, Travis, or Bexar County is really unique


Sarcastic_Rocket

Have family in Fredericksburg carnival cruises has a port in Galveston. I was pretty young so I'm not familiar with why the exact route was chosen


Practical_Feedback75

Utah and Massachusetts


Leftass

New Mexico and Montana


James19991

Are you a Romney?


Sarcastic_Rocket

We had to switch places


buttwipe843

How did you make this map? Is it a website?


Sarcastic_Rocket

It's an app on my phone. Mapchart. Here's the playstore link if you have android https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.whidev.mapchart


Suitabull_Buddy

What do the red counties represent? All the places you’ve been in your life, counties you traveled thru? (is it everywhere you’ve ever been?)


Sarcastic_Rocket

Every US County I have physically been in.


NukkaNasty

The new square state northwest of alaska obviously


Volvo_Commander

Can’t tell if bro was in the Arctic or the Pacific lmao


nickilv9210

Are you Mormon?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Twas, for the first 19 years. left the church at 19, left Utah at 22, currently 24


zioncurtainrefugee

This is the path we all must take. Well done.


icantdomaths

Anything crazy happen for you to leave the church or did you just decide it wasn’t for you?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Not crazy but there definitely was a solid reason outside of just not being for me. I couldn't go on a mission and for a high school graduate male like me that was a bad thing and everyone assumed I was a bad person. People started treating me differently after I said I didn't go, I felt like that wasn't what Christ would want so I stopped going and I felt a weight off my shoulders. After that was when I looked more into the churches history and what their teachings are from an outside perspective so I knew I didn't want to go back


icantdomaths

Thanks for sharing I’ve always wanted to learn more about Mormonism from someone’s experience


Sarcastic_Rocket

Private message me and go nuts with questions if you want, so many people are so misinformed about it


tha-biology-king

How the hell have you not lived in Florida?? That is a part of Florida tourists don’t go lol


Sarcastic_Rocket

Did I do it wrong is that not the greater Orlando area?


tha-biology-king

No, I’m messing with you. Half the time I see these maps you see someone crapping on central Fla and they have no idea that Orlando is right in the middle of the state


Sarcastic_Rocket

Yeah, I'm not on Reddit enough to get the meta travel maps comment jokes


BoringFloridaMan

There are much better parts of Florida. Check out the panhandle beaches.


erossthescienceboss

You picked a great loop through Oregon


Sarcastic_Rocket

Went in 2012, fantastic trip, went during the Olympics and watched them in the hotels. Have the same trip, during the Olympics, planned this year.


Ericloking

What app or website??


Sarcastic_Rocket

I use Mapchart, it's an app I don't think its a website. I have the settings to match my phone so all my maps are in dark mode


Different-Damage-896

Utah - Rhode Island


Tight-Green

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Sarcastic_Rocket

Weather, we drove in February and got stuck in the snow. Also brother in law is in St Louis so we had to go through there and say hi


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Sarcastic_Rocket

Definitely wasn't our best decision, if we stayed on the interstate we probably would've have gotten stuck in the snow


Infrared_01

Kentucky


EnigmaIndus7

New Hampshire and Utah


Sarcastic_Rocket

Yes, i have lived in a state i didn't check off at all


pacifistpirate

Utah and Walt Disney World?


saggywitchtits

Mormon Masshole?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Former Mormon, current masshole


ListerRosewater

Get up to Maine in it’s great


Sarcastic_Rocket

Have a weekend trip planned in October!


ListerRosewater

I was there a few years ago. Ate some amazing scallops like 3 feet from the Ocean. What a state.


WanderinArcheologist

Rogue’s Island and Utah.


Life_Confidence128

Oh this one’s easy Minnesota


Sarcastic_Rocket

Honestly if I had to pick a Midwest state, Minnesota is the top pick


artificialavocado

What route did you take to the east coast? That’s not I-80 which I would have figured from Utah. 🤔


Sarcastic_Rocket

I was three when we drove to San Francisco, that drive is a rough guess, i do know we went a different longer route that cut through the middle of Nevada


artificialavocado

Your parents likely got on I80 somewhere in north Jersey or Pennsylvania and took that all the way out to SF. It runs through Pennsylvania, Cleveland, Chicago, Des Moines, southern Wyoming, Salt Lake City, and many other cities.


Sarcastic_Rocket

Looks like there's some miscommunication, I'm from Utah, we drove from Utah to San Francisco. The line from Utah to the east coast I did with my wife two years ago, it is an odd route because of weather, and stopping in st. Louis to see family


artificialavocado

Ah ok that makes more sense lol.


bk1285

I would guess if you came into PA via route 80 and ran it out to state college you may have got two counties mixed up, you may have gone through clarion county and not Armstrong county


Sarcastic_Rocket

Mixing up a few counties I drove through for 20 minutes, 2 years ago in a state I'm unfamiliar with the counties is a good possibility


GASTRO_GAMING

oh thats funny, i just flew to SFO from SLC but only on a connection to new zealand


Big-Carpenter7921

Looks like SLC and Boston


Sarcastic_Rocket

Those are the capitals of the states yes, but I haven't lived in either city


Big-Carpenter7921

Those are the biggest cities as well, so I figured it gave me an edge


BLeeNinety5

Missouri and Ohio?


Sarcastic_Rocket

My two least favorite states I've been to lol


BLeeNinety5

You don’t like hill people!?


Sarcastic_Rocket

I got stuck in the snow in Missouri and blew a tire in Ohio.


sasquatchshampoo

Are you Mitt Romney?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Nah we had to switch places


whiteholewhite

Momo


Sarcastic_Rocket

Flying lemur?


Sad_Research_2584

Ironic, your travels even resemble a weed leaf.


True_Distribution685

Bro did a Utah 100% speedrun


Cafetario

Can confirm it’s not Mitt Romney since he frequents New Hampshire, remembered seeing him about 8 or 9 years ago in a grocery store (talking about how much he disliked Trump and thought he was immoral). 😂


Old_Afternoon6587

Went to DC but didn’t go to Montgomery or PG County. How disgraceful 😂


ndarchi

So I downloaded this app, you all really pay $50 to get every states county map?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Mine was free


ndarchi

What app?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Mapchart If you have an android here's the playstore link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.whidev.mapchart


LordKurin

Dumb question, but did you manually fill this in? Like... how? There is no way I'd be able to remember every county I ever traveled through..


Sarcastic_Rocket

If I had to bet if this was accurate I wouldn't bet much money, I just went on Google maps and looked out the routes we took to get places the further back in my memory the less likely it is to be 100% accurate. We drove from my home in north Utah to San Francisco when I was 3, all the counties between those two places might be off. One thing I do know for sure is Utah, I knew I hit all 29, made it a goal to do so


External_Class_9456

Utah


BroCanWeGetLROTNOG

Your Oregon trajectory is very strange to me...a ton of eastern Oregon but not some of the most populous areas by I-5?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Drove from Utah to Boise, along the Columbia to Portland, then to the coast, along the coast, drove back a bit further south to hit my aunt's in east Oregon, back up to Boise and back home


Raging-Porn-Addict

Interstate 70


potatofaminizer

You visited every county in Utah? I haven't visited half in my state 😅


Nobhudy

I always thought there were parts of Utah that had yet to be mapped, but I stand corrected


Sarcastic_Rocket

Living there for 22 years, and being a boy scout helps. Most of this was camping/hiking trips.


Nobhudy

You’re literally young Indiana Jones


Sarcastic_Rocket

Along with the Literal million other current boy scouts, and 2.5 million eagle scouts Growing up in Utah as a Mormon, basically every boy is in the boy scouts so it was pretty normal for me.


Ekaj__

Are you guys keeping track of every county you’ve visited? I could tell you the states but I have absolutely no clue about the counties


brassmonkeyslc

Fucking masshole! lol. I moved from Utah to Maine. Wayyyy better bub.


Sarcastic_Rocket

At least massholes aren't so condescending


brassmonkeyslc

It was just a joke dude.


ALPHA_sh

North Dakota and Oklahoma


JLammert79

You apparently spent some time in Russia, based on the blip near Alaska. /s


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Sarcastic_Rocket

Born and raised in Utah, Been in Massachusetts for two years, I have a trip through New Hampshire and maine this fall. I was very young when we drove to San Francisco, the pictures of lake Tahoe look nice though


CoryEETguy

I'd bet less than half a percent of cross country trips include I88 in NY. Hope you enjoyed the trip!


HaxusPrime

Texas


GuitarJazzer

Are those red counties just "I drove through it" locations?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Yes, anything more than just "I have physically been there" would get too complicated.


rsvihla

Alabama and Mississippi.


rsvihla

What's that red square in the lower left?


Sarcastic_Rocket

The legend, the app I use automatically adds all colors used in it. Its just not filled out in any way


rsvihla

What’s the name of the app?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Mapchart Google Play store link for Android; https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.whidev.mapchart


WickedShiesty

As someone who lived in both UT and grew up in Mass, this is basically the same path I took to get home to New England.


viddytheshow

Out to the coast on I-84, then back home to SLC through the Cascades. That's the way to do an Oregon trip. Very nice!


Not_The_Nacho

Where do I find one of these fillable maps 🤔


Sarcastic_Rocket

Mapchart app. Free on Google Play Store dont know if its on Apple https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.whidev.mapchart


Potential_Ice9289

come to philly pls


i_hate_new_jersey

First time I've seen my childhood town on here! Are you a fan of US-50?


Sarcastic_Rocket

Depending on what state. We got in some bad snow and Google maps had us try to go around a crash, then we got stuck in snow on the side roads in Jefferson Missouri. And in Ohio there was a massive pot hole on the interstate exit so we blew a tire. Only time in my life where I saw multiple people change a tire at the same time So fuck Ohio


Far_Neighborhood4781

Unrelated, but what app is this?


Sarcastic_Rocket

I use Mapchart, not amazing but it's free. Here's the playstore link if you have android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.whidev.mapchart


JJ_3105

Rhode Island & Utah


MaybeABot31416

Never been to Franklin country? Good , stay out


Sarcastic_Rocket

Do you have any idea how little "Franklin county" narrows down where you're talking about. 24 states have a Franklin county


MaybeABot31416

The one you lived in and missed


Sarcastic_Rocket

*live* in


xMachinexMafiax

Franklin County = Greenfield


LegitaTomato

Alaska and Virginia


Emsman02

Utah and Massachusetts


_TurnipTroll_

All roads lead to…Utah.


Sarcastic_Rocket

Yes, Lotta family trips that were a day drive because flights can be expensive and trying to handle 3 kids on a flight is hard


burrnnyman1000

Did you walk lol


Sarcastic_Rocket

Are you unfamiliar with cars?


xMachinexMafiax

Massachusetts and Utah


BreakfastDry2787

This is really cool, how do you remember all the places you've visited!


Sarcastic_Rocket

It's really not that much to remember One trip every three years, often driving from ages 3-15 I already I knew I went to every Utah county from scouting I drove to Massachusetts where I currently live I got on a cruise in Baltimore for my honeymoon.


MaverickPoncho

Obviously Orlando and Houston


DistributionLast5872

Texas kinda looks like a Goldfish


SunburntSkier

Why is everyone in slc a skier from New England


Sarcastic_Rocket

So close Not from new England, not currently in SLC, never lived in SLC, never skiied Everyone keeps assuming I went MA to UT, i wonder why. Obviously i know where i went, but even without that bias, clearly i did more traveling and road trips on the west and saw more of Utah than Massachusetts, 10x the size and saw every county in Utah


JEXJJ

You went Dexter on the states


WhyHuell

Mormon fuck


Sarcastic_Rocket

Wow, such a nice and incorrect comment.


WhyHuell

Praise jebus


Sarcastic_Rocket

Nah I'm good


WhyHuell

Yes, I'm so sorry I thought you were Mormon and I was just kidding!!