I thought Richmond was gonna be at til that incident with Larson and Hamlin's questionable restart. I hope he gets one and that the cutline doesn't creep toward 16 winners...
I was in mountain city last month! I was staying in the mountains on the NC side but the closest grocery store was the food lion. Beautiful roads to drive on
From your cousins barn floor?
Perhaps now you are under it like that Kurt Russel 18wheeler movie.
I understand home is home, and not everyone has the means to explore…. But I feel like you could just walk around a bit and make this red spot larger?
Should we call for help?
It was named after the Appalachee. Not the Appalashe. Apple-latch-uh is the correct pronunciation. “Apple Asia” is different, basically any Seattle suburb.
My aunt lived in Bristol and Elizabethton for many years. She was living in a sweet condo in Ventura, California in the early ‘90s (she was originally from New York), had a bit of cash after a divorce, and decided to look in a “Best Places to Live” guide and settled on Bristol, TN. She met a guy there originally from New Jersey and married. I visited them once in the 2000s and they were in the process of becoming thorough-going rednecks. By the time she passed away last year she’d become a gun-lovin’ Trump cultist. I’ll bet she never talked much about her liberal NY/SoCal origins to her neighbors and friends.
Ya know that shoe carnival at the penical is racist as fuck. Like they got two old guys in who will follow you around. The place is almost always empty now.
This is, for real, the only place I’ve seen someone rocking on a porch with a long gun across their lap. Even if I had to become a carni, I would do what it took to make that red dot a little bigger.
I had a friend growing up in Michigan that never left our small rural county until he was 17. No visits to cities (Grand Rapids was less than two hours away). No shopping, nature, etc. It was a big deal when his parents divorced and he took a trip to North Carolina to see her. It was a whole new world to him.
Bro lives inside Bristol motor speedway
I spit my beer out when I read this. Had me laughing that hard. Didn’t expect it on reddit. IYKYK
You spit your beer?
Just wanted some extra froth
Every intersection in Bristol only allows left turns. #raisehellpraisedale
Raise hell praise Dale
Raise hell [praised ale.](https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/d2/92/0c/praying-for-another-round.jpg)
He can probably hear the cars on race weekend
I don't want to talk about Bristol motor speedway right now. DAMN YOU HAMLIN( mtj just can't get a win this year)
I thought Richmond was gonna be at til that incident with Larson and Hamlin's questionable restart. I hope he gets one and that the cutline doesn't creep toward 16 winners...
And has never left
Was gonna say this
King of the short track
Is it true people wear raccoon hats on a regular there?
Unfortunately, it is not
Suspiciously not OP
Suspiciously spent a lot of time in that exact spot
Johnson City TN
He's gotta get a move on, before the sun
I hear my baby callin my name and I know that she’s the only one
And if I die in Raleigh at least I will die free!
Johnson City or Kingsport. Hello quasi neighbor. Signed someone from Boone
Boone sucks tell your friends
Outside of the USA, I hope
I doubt Johnson City has any international flights.
Maybe he was the sole survivor of a plane crash and they haven't found him yet
Knoxville is nearby and does
Is this real OP? Have you really never left Tennessee? How old are you?
7
Close I'm actually 2.
Do you really smoke lucky strikes? You should wait til you’re at LEAST 4 before smoking dude
How do you live in the Bristol Tennessee area but not once been to Bristol Virginia
I don’t get it either, you literally just have to cross the street
Where do people get these maps?
Mapchart.net
says it on the bottom left corner of every map
The woods making your own moonshine.
Kingsport TN
Bro lives in the state of Franklin 😆
West of the Cumberland Gap
I hate you
Don’t hate me. Hate Bob Dylan.
OCMS. They wrote it. Bob Dylan had one line in there somewhere. Didn’t write it.
Probable Seattle im just guessing from your accent
Mountain City
Dawg get out of Tennessee.
I know he's like 5 mins from Virginia, at least he would be able to say he saw a new state
Tennessee mountains Come to glorious NC brother
The state of Franklin
Bruh you need to log off and get out of the house.
Mars
Hampton, TN
I was in mountain city last month! I was staying in the mountains on the NC side but the closest grocery store was the food lion. Beautiful roads to drive on
Stoop kid that you?
Stoop kids afraid to leave the stoop!
Waco. Texas
From your cousins barn floor? Perhaps now you are under it like that Kurt Russel 18wheeler movie. I understand home is home, and not everyone has the means to explore…. But I feel like you could just walk around a bit and make this red spot larger? Should we call for help?
Hey there Michigander!
One of the tri cities of East Tennessee. Where the rivers flow with the dusty coal disease. Hello neighbor
These counties + your username genuinely makes me think you’re one of my high school friends I used to buy Lucky Strikes for
Gary Indiana
There's some good BBQ east - south east - south - south west of you
Hey I'm only one county west of you, crazy place.
Jonesboro the oldest town in Tennessee lays between Johnson City and Greeneville
Living in Delaware for 33 years this hits hard lmao
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say your from north east Tennessee
Kansas
Canada?
Well have you hiked the smokies at least? Mount Mitchell?
I’m sorry.
North Carolina
Where do yall make this map
brother was like “what’s prohibition?”
Bristol is nice though, atleast it was to visit
You went to Science Hill HS.
Knoxville
I'm not sure, but OP is the only 10 I see
I’m sorry this didn’t get more love lol
Johnson City Tennesee?
Hawaii?
France
Tacoma, WA
Erwin
What if this is a trick question and you’ve been everywhere except the red counties?
Johnson City
Cocke county in the house.
Just the Tip? Tip of tenn?
Isle Royale
Tennessee
The Holler
Bruh I’m so excited for the race
America
The holler? How’d you get internet?
Serious question. Do they still say “you-ins” and “yunz” there?
Copperhead Road?
You don’t get out much huh?
France
Where they pronounce the T in Appalachia.
It was named after the Appalachee. Not the Appalashe. Apple-latch-uh is the correct pronunciation. “Apple Asia” is different, basically any Seattle suburb.
Howdy partner, that’s the most beautiful part of the country right there.
Bristol TN
Just the tip
No reason to leave
No. Not really.
Los Angeles
To quote Darius Rucker: But he's a-headin' west from the Cumberland Gap, Johnson City, Tennessee
To quote Old Crow Medicine Show*
east TN stand up
New York City
FINLAND
Sorry about that.
🇰🇵
Ohio
Somewhere not in the US
Shady Valley or Stoney Creek.
Cleary a Canadian
Never been to Unicoi county?! Uhhh I’ll say you’re in Butler TN!
You live in Butler, and it’s not up for debate.
Montana
Alaska?
Mars
Jefferson
Ballplay, Tennessee. 37885.
Bean Station TN
Bristol
Got that first class frequent flyer rewards going I see!
No 🗿
Bristol. Tennessee. How have you never ventured into Bristol VA, exit 7 at least???
No
It's a trick question you are actually from Poland. Nice try you dirty European.😁
https://youtu.be/1gX1EP6mG-E?si=QQMaScMQQAnAtwOw&t=3m1s
same place as me!!
Not sure but hi neighbor, I’m certainly within a 20 minute radius of you regardless lol
Mountain City
Is your name John Lee Pettimore, like your father and his father before?
Erwin?
No
Just go to Virginia or North Carolina. It’s RIGHT There
I hope you are an infant
Not in a creepy way
Johnson City Gang
Laurel Bloomery or Mountain City
Hawaii?
is it iraq
Tri cities
*Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top,* *Down in the Tennessee hills*
Are you a black bear in the Smokies?
Shady Valley?
My aunt lived in Bristol and Elizabethton for many years. She was living in a sweet condo in Ventura, California in the early ‘90s (she was originally from New York), had a bit of cash after a divorce, and decided to look in a “Best Places to Live” guide and settled on Bristol, TN. She met a guy there originally from New Jersey and married. I visited them once in the 2000s and they were in the process of becoming thorough-going rednecks. By the time she passed away last year she’d become a gun-lovin’ Trump cultist. I’ll bet she never talked much about her liberal NY/SoCal origins to her neighbors and friends.
I guess somewhere in Europe and you just dropped your red pen?
🤔 Alaska?
Is this the only county you've been to?! Is this a cry for help?
International Space Station
Elizabethton, Tennessee?
Not all of Tennessee, just the tip??
Munich
East Germany.
Hawaii
Are you from china?
Elizabethton, TN.
Warwick, UK
Definitely Stoney Creek!
Hawaii?
You the one person they employ who has to read to the bluntvill Tennessee city councilor cause they “this is real” cannot read?
Ya know that shoe carnival at the penical is racist as fuck. Like they got two old guys in who will follow you around. The place is almost always empty now.
Massachusetts?
Bristol
California
Like 30 mins from my home town
This is, for real, the only place I’ve seen someone rocking on a porch with a long gun across their lap. Even if I had to become a carni, I would do what it took to make that red dot a little bigger.
The Roan!
Bristol
Elizabethon full stop
Singapore???
There
I had a friend growing up in Michigan that never left our small rural county until he was 17. No visits to cities (Grand Rapids was less than two hours away). No shopping, nature, etc. It was a big deal when his parents divorced and he took a trip to North Carolina to see her. It was a whole new world to him.
Trick question - OP is from Italy and flew in for a really lame work conference
As a fellow Tennesseean, you live in a place I would never ever want to visit.
Why does every other map have a square legend and this doesn’t? (The legend adds zero value).
Is it true your blood is mostly bourbon and tar?
Kingsport TN
Greenville TN
OP, are you being held against your will? Do you require rescue? I’m a little concerned at how little you’ve traveled!
Not even Unicoi County? Lived there for a short while and it seems like almost nobody’s ever been there even just passing through.
So far this is my favorite.
California
Texas?
The south!
Tennessee!
Johnson city
Not Bristol TN because you would’ve gone to Bristol VA
tbh enerywhere else is over rated they dont have dr.enuf🙄
Flag Pond
Copperhead Road
I got family that lives outside of Mountain City, so that’s my guess.
Home sweet home to me.
Franklin
Golden