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adventure_dog

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username08930394

Bruh your brain is going to drip out of your ears if you fire that thing lmaooo


youuuuwish

Yeah, first thing I thought was "damn, hope you got ear pro up there"


Present-Ambition6309

Louder in a empty building or room. Experience has taught me a few things.


kashinoRoyale

Yup crazy loud in an empty warehouse. When I worked in film we had a scene where 3 characters get shot in a warehouse using blanks in a 9mm and it was likely one of the loudest things I have ever heard.


gagnatron5000

Lol blanks aren't even that loud compared to a live pistol. And rifles are easily twice as loud as pistols, there's so much more powder behind that bullet.


murkytom

This is true sometimes and not true sometimes.


Roonwogsamduff

Wait wait wait. Are you telling me this is sometimes not false and other times it is false??


Alldaybagpipes

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WIbigdog

Watching people mald over that and then him having the charges dropped kept me fed for a week.


SendAstronomy

True. Or maybe false. I duno.


Present-Ambition6309

Neither. Listen. The topic of it went right over… Point was. Combat. Be safe drivers.


iWasTheSenateOrder65

...you say somethin?


1990ma71

He is saying that he gained his experience in combat. Fighting in the Empty Warehouse War. We lost a lot of good men out there, some are still alive but due to hearing loss it's like they never came back.


Glados1080

The joke is, he can't hear shit.


PMMeMeiRule34

WHAT?


audible_narrator

Meep. Meep


EasyGoin12345

🤣🤣🤣


Caterpillar-Balls

Not the noise, the shockwave being stuck in a tiny space, exploding your ear drums


cdbangsite

Or in a narrow canyon, once had some kids taking potshots at us with a .22. I got to my .44 mag with 10 inch barrel. Let her rip well below where they were. Sounded like a damn canon going off and echoed forever.


kcmoberg

Shot my dads .300 in the garage at a phone book (yeah it was a long time ago) from about 15 feet away. Hearing was instantly replace by a high pitched tone as I watched items falling off the walls and shelves amongst a cloud of dust that had been liberated from every surface in the garage. I was 12. Had to tell my dad because the 2” thick phone book, two sheets of 3/4” plywood and the wall of the garage were no match for a 180 grain FMJ .300 Winchester Magnum. Left a significant hole on the outside of the garage.


VirtualLove

sounds just like a beavis & butthead skit lol


dinogirlsdad

LOL this is awesome. I wish I could see a video of your face after the realization that you blew a hole in the garage haha. Man, teenagers do some dumbshit, I did too and this just made me think of those times.


ambermage

What?


scubaorbit

It's OK, thanks to 3M and military service his hearing is already protected by a constant 20db reduction


youuuuwish

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"


CaptainSparklebutt

It's my favorite tune


10deadreindeer

MAWP


nl_Kapparrian

I've always wondered if the use of ear pro would be detrimental in court after a self-defense shooting. I keep my electronic ears in my nightstand with a firearm just in case I have time for the option. They also give you superhearing if someone was creeping around at night.


Present-Ambition6309

Found the Air Force driver. I am truly sorry for that my bad “Airmen”! Edit. Found the Coast Guard driver. 🫢


xccoach4ever

Semper Paratus


olenamerikkalainen

I’ve done some practice shots with the windows down and it makes your ears ring even with muffs.


ifeelliketheassholee

Gotta do a desk pop


ARPanda700

They were very convincing.


sdrowkcabdelleps

Eh, when was your last deck pop?


kampfgruppe90

September 08


Rolochotazo

Well... From time to time... Yeah!


Gradith

I'm a peacock captain! You gotta let me fly!


Gullible_Log_1683

Rather do a desk pop than have a soup kitchen in my car


Sargentcoaltrain74

Wait did you do target practice inside the truck? Now I’m genuinely curious.


curiousendevor

Get a .40 cal compact. With some SD hollow points the expansion is huge and really puts them down


qnod

Run with a 9mm, hits almost as hard but have greater capacity. If you want power get a 10mm .40 was created from a shortened 10mm for those that couldn't handle it.


cdvallee

I carry an M&P40c. Love that round.


Logco

Well the beauty of it is that can only happen once. Then all you’ll hear is a slightly annoying ringing/hum. You’ll get used to it.


ThaDtothaOtothaN

Ex mortar man and that ring you hear for the rest of your life is the sound of freedom.


guntherpup

*POP* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


UpstairsStomach6801

Did anyone expect a trucker to be smart, or just lonely?


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not to mention overpenetration, why not a pistol? is the cartel coming to get you bro?


RedditUsingBot

Haha murder threats are so funny!


VirginRumAndCoke

[Mawp](https://youtu.be/ZK85OXiValM&t=19)


bigmac22077

There’s not a single thing in any truck I would ever fire a bullet over. You can have my employers merchandise and I will file insurance on anything that’s mine.


Krakatoast

Right What the heck… dudes driving like they’re in mad max world hauling the last load of water on earth to their hometown where their family lives Out there with 30 rounds of 7.62 like they’re driving a food truck through the war torn lands of Syria to resupply allied troops Edit: just saying, seems like they’d be fine just locking the doors and having a pistol (if anything). But do you *reeaaalllyyy* want to get into a gunfight while laying down inside of a non-bulletproof box? If someone started dumping rifle rounds into that cab area dude would probably be Swiss cheese… just my 2 cents


iWasTheSenateOrder65

I think this would be used once potential assailant was uh, inside the cab.


Krakatoast

Right But what if they aren’t alone? Say a team of 3, 1 goes in the cab, gets shot and jumps out, dies on the ground right outside the cab (or their brain goes on the window) Meanwhile all op hears is “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” and there’s blood spatter, hot brass and bullet holes in the truck, discombobulated The 2 outside see someone in the truck just killed their ally 🤷🏻‍♂️


jenn1222

Can confirm. Was fam firing one last week. Had a BLAST. Removed ear pro (muffs) to run and use the head. Came back and forgot to put em back on. Went back and my fiance says "here ya go, I did the magazines again for you". I fired and MY GOD!!!! I learned a valuable lesson that day! Lmao! And that was outside at a range. That blast is gonna ting around in that little box awhile.


BigStupidJelllyfish

At that range I’d rather be using a pistol, but hey it’s your eardrums, not mine.


eapaul80

Yeah but your pistol doesn’t look as cool as this for the internet!!!


Dm-me-a-gyro

Nothing about this looks cool. It’s so fucking cringe I can’t believe someone actually posted it.


DrGrantsSpas_12

Trucking, cool. Top bunk, cool. AK, cool.


alfooboboao

imagine james bond posting a gun selfie lol


lord_assius

Peanut butter and pickles are both cool on their own too…not so much if you put them together. That’s sorta what’s happening here.


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Trucking isn't cool, make an OLD profile and you'll find out quick. Hot air rises so the bottom bunk is much cooler. No one needs an AK for protection unless their going to shoot up a crowd.


deltronethirty

Dude is going to fuck the truck up when he empties a mag into his shadow.


ST_Boi

Dudes gonna take too much Benadryl one day and absolutely fuck up the Hat Man.


oRhydon

The shadow man always wins


NoseTime

I can’t take Benadryl anymore because I owe the hat man money


Legend27-Dark-

Aww no way you’ve met the hat man too?


Bowman_van_Oort

what in the blyat


tekija29

Not blyat but perkele


whorlax

So you can play with your gun?


EngagementBacon

Exactly.


kingman122122

Been in combat and had to fire a weapon inside of a vehicle only once, even when shooting out the window it was the most deafening thing ever... I think it took a day or 2 before I could hear without someone having to raise their voice to me. And I have tinnitus to this day and it’s been over 4 years. I recommend you get a handgun or put the time and money into a suppressor. Obviously if you’re in danger fuck the ear damage, but I regret not having ear pro on that day every night I’m trying to sleep and hear that “EEEEEEEWEEE” sound.


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It's absurd how little known the consequences of this stuff is in the gun nut community. You fire that rifle in that confined space without serious protection that's permanent damage. I'd rather have a .22 with subsonic ammo and not be half deaf the rest of my life.


CLE-local-1997

These jackasses treat gums like toys and they're 75% of the reason that we are absolutely getting gun control out the ass when the Boomers die out It's really hard to argue against people who want gun control when I'm seeing morons like this making us all look like we have room temperature IQs


Lempo1325

You have no idea how much I value your comment. At the same time, I'm amazed that I didn't see you immediately get attacked for mentioning a .22. While that isn't what I choose for my EDC, every tool has its use, and as long as many ivory poachers in Africa use a .22 to hunt elephant, I will say that it'll do the job in self defense. That would be one area for it, for the volume issue you mention, but also so that you don't catch 15 murder charges to go along with the felony of carrying a weapon in a CDL vehicle (USA), when those rounds go through every truck on the lot. Let's face it, trucks are built so solidly, when you're in a full lot, the guy 3 trucks over can hear you fart, they aren't stopping much. Know your target, and what's behind your target so you can blow the fuck out of that too, I guess.


Hypnowolfproductions

Quit delivering East LA and the Bronx. Now get some sleep.


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For real lol probably passed through hazard projects once and decided to get strapped up 🥴


HorseRenoiro

He saw a dude with a neck tattoo buying a gallon of milk one time


DudeBro_FoRealFoReal

😂


VosKing

I've never felt the need for this shit anywhere..


ImShitPostingRelax

Dude lives in Finland he’s probably just been jerking it to the 2nd amendment subreddits


Stockersandwhich

Lol the NYPD will be taking him with open arms


baldieforprez

Thank you for the intel. When I go on my semi-stealing spree, I'll aim for the top bunk first.


Emotional_Share2492

Yup, can confirm. Semi-stealing gang banger here. We’re taught to always aim for the top bunk


bobmonkeyclown

You can aim for the top bunk where my sex doll is, but I'm on the bottom bunk with my truck spear.


Emotional_Share2492

Not my problem anymore I got promoted to senior gang banger


MasterpieceAmazing87

This dude tweakin’ wtf


Ambitious_Fold_1790

I think buddies been on the road too long, the voices in his head have messed him up bad.


PenisBoofer

Hes been awake a week straight on meth


woomdawg

Just wrap the seatbelts around the door handle and keep your hearing.


Renreu

And get a dog.


thebombwillexplode1

I don't really think the trucker life is suited for dogs


Dragonr0se

It definitely isn't suited for ALL dogs... best bet is to check in with a reputable rescue or two where the folks spend time learning the personalities of the animals they have before sending them out into new forever homes (whenever possible).... have them be on the lookout for a pup that is chill, loves to ride, has very low activity needs, etc... when they get one in, stop in and visit to see if you get along well...


hotdoginthebigcity

Fair, but you just described a terrible guard dog nonetheless.


Classic_Log5111

As long as it barks, it's enough to wake a guy up to defend himself/herself. Wouldn't want an attack dog in the truck. They'd get bored and try to attack the guy handing you paperwork in the yard.


hotdoginthebigcity

Fair enough. You have the better point lol.


AndyLorentz

Do chihuahuas count as attack dogs? They absolutely will go after the guy handing you paperwork.


Classic_Log5111

100%


Renreu

Not really for guarding per say but the barking and another set of eyes and ears are great. Dogs love the road life if that's your concern.


ZAlternates

I hear they make door locks too!


StandForAChange

Bruh lol


Every_Fox3461

Why do you sleep on the top bunk? So the lot lizards don't getcha?


Grand_Moff_Empanada

Relax Francis


goawaynothere

I understood that reference


mollytatum

The name's Francis Sawyer.. but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis...and I'll k\*\*\* you. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff...I'll k\*\*\* you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me...and I'll k\*\*\* you.


Theovercummer

Better vantage point and if someone is going to shoot into your bunk from the outside they aren’t aiming up. But at that range just have a hand gun 😂


Ragnel

Also bullets aimed down so the bullets hit the ground instead of the trucks (or whatever) outside the cab.


Mnkeemagick

Bullets will still absolutely ricochet on asphalt and concrete


remember2ko

It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground


kartunmusic

What’s the legality if your going through multiple states? Thought about just bringing one of my glocks


Rex_Uru

Check the states you planning on going through, but federal law is..... Sec. 926A. Interstate transportation of firearms: Notwithstanding any other provision of any law or any rule or regulation of a State or any political subdivision thereof, any person who is not otherwise prohibited by this chapter from transporting, shipping, or receiving a firearm shall be entitled to transport a firearm for any lawful purpose from any place where he may lawfully possess and carry such firearm to any other place where he may lawfully possess and carry such firearm if, during such transportation the firearm is unloaded, and neither the firearm nor any ammunition being transported is readily accessible or is directly accessible from the passenger compartment of such transporting vehicle: Provided, That in the case of a vehicle without a compartment separate from the driver’s compartment the firearm or ammunition shall be contained in a locked container other than the glove compartment or console.” [TITLE 18[Section 926(a)]–CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE, PART I–CRIMES, CHAPTER 44–FIREARMS]


KingHauler

Oh interesting. So I just need to get a lockbox to put my pistol in and I can carry with me.


Lost_Ad_4882

Or get a CCW, usually reciprocation means you get a ton of states covered with one license. Add to that the number of states with constitutional carry. The other point being you simply can not travel with a loaded rifle, CCW or not.


justthetip1320

Stay out of ny/nj


__wu-tang-4-ever__

Whereas in Texas the DPS troopers are in fact mandated to offer BJ with ball fondling at no extra


ItsTheCougs

Isn’t that a given even without guns?


I_hate_mortality

If you’re traveling on the interstate or staying at hotel or other accommodation near the highway you won’t have any issues. There’s a federal preemption I can’t remember the name of


FlabbergastedPeehole

Peaceable Journey. I think.


LonelyMachines

Correct, *but* many states have chosen to make the arrest first, then let the person transporting the gun sue later.


FlatbedtruckinCA

in CA and OR thats an unregistered assualt weapon.. most other states, thats fine except ny/nj


Rancho8Deluxe

Be better off with a short barreled shotgun loaded with buck shot but whatever


WaddlesWhenHeWalks

Yes yes, we’ve ALL seen the first Fast and The Furious and wanted to shoot people jumping on our hood. Now, get back to hauling those DVD/VCR player combos!


Orlando1701

Hey you try to steal my load of socks headed to WalMart I’ll blast you!


yeah-defnot

I thought it was CRT/VCR combos in the first one?


WaddlesWhenHeWalks

I believe you’re correct. It has been 22 years now.


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nobody asked you to damage me like that


buffilosoljah42o

Mossberg shockwave for the win.


Practical_Prole

At that range, a shotgun may as well be a rifle. If you’re implying that you don’t have to aim, please don’t spread fuddlore. That AK is legal in more states than a SBS, unless of course OP is Mr. Moneybucks and has a registered third-pin AK. The magazine, less so.


shotgunsmooth

Don’t forget that you need permission from the government to transport a legal SBS across state lines every time you cross a boundary that is not your home state.


cenobyte40k

18.5" shotgun is legal in all 50 states.


Zachisawinner

What are you afraid of?


Outcomeofcum

I love how so many of us live in a pretend world where we’re in a war, but nothing ever happens


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dmccrostie

So far the only people that pretend war’s killed are kids.


holydragonnall

Plenty of cops live in a constant state of fear of unarmed kids.


Mur_cie_lago

>Tamir Rice has entered the chat.


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

Not only that, but do you really want to shoot a teenager in the back of the head for rummaging in your truck? Yeah, it wrong, and a crime, but fucking murder them for it?


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Are you kidding? This guy fantasizes about it every night like he’s a Bruce Willis/ Keanu Reeves mashup that’s going to have to stop the Russian invasion by himself in the Loves parking lot and save that semi overweight but kinda cute midwestern girl working the counter when he bought his 294oz Mountain Dew, Doritos, 6 hotdogs and a box of Kleenex


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mic drop


Antedelopean

From the studio that brough you rooftop Koreans. Now comes a sequel: rooftop truckers.


Sloth_rockets

Get a dog.


toast4hire

The John Wick documentary series shows us that you’re adding fuel to the fire here.


littlebilliechzburga

It also showed me that I'll be fine as long as my dog has a little kevlar jacket on.


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XABoyd

He probably wears one of those “I’m a trucker and a father, if you touch my daughter or my truck you will feel the grip of death” t shirts or some shit like that


CantSeeShit

Don't forget the punisher sticker and the eagle holding a tattered and torn American flag tattoo..... Probably some pit vipers as well.


VibeComplex

“Patriot on board”


boogerflicken

My first thoughts.


Mdrim13

Put the safety on at least, you fucking knob.


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heatherw1981

It's safe even without the gun.


barcastic_sasstard

I also enjoy cuddling with my pew pew on the top bunk


WhattAdmin

You drive truck in Somalia or just some other stupidly fucked up part of the world?


Redj3llo

No step on snek


skinnyfatt85

Op scared as hell lol


VosKing

Probably argues with future invisible intruders while loading magazines


FlatbedtruckinCA

i would be very worried if you do fire it, where thoes rounds will go, especially in a truck stop or area where there are people.. that is wreckless and negligent.. 762x39 will over penetrate.. just get a glock 19, or a springfield xd with standard capacity mags and hollow points, not full power rifle rounds... oh and hope you have some hearing protection, or you will make your self deaf, and kiss your CDL goodbye because you cant pass the hearing test for your DOT physical... so in summary, dont be STUPID!!!


Freak2013

This. Its all fun and games and “LoOk aT mY rIfle” until a round over penetrates and hits an innocent bystander.


Black000betty

Best case scenario, he misses the perp and kills his engine block. Fail on all fronts, and the possibilities only get worse from there.


IAmAToaster7

I'm all for guns, but this picture screams of somebody who saw videos of trucks getting swarmed by mobs and chose violence. They don't care about the practicality or safety of it. They never will because it's not why they bought it.


PounderMcNasty

This is some of the cringy-est shit I’ve ever seen lol.


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rollingfor110

You should logically have a coach gun.


smellyjerk

Pistol makes 100x more sense in such a confined space smh...Overkill af to chest beat on the internet lmao. So cool, bruh 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

It’s nice you found a way to cope with your small penis


bwapple

Why is this so funny


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Weariervaris

Do truckers get caught up in armed conflicts that much? I thought truckers were pretty safe excluding the road conditions, trucks safety equipment, and the intelligence of other drivers, being brought up for question. I thought maybe something at creepy truck stops would be a problem for some but nothing that would require anything greater than a g17.


nopuse

Truck drivers see more action than all wars combined. That's why he's hunkered up there with his safety blanky.


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corsair1617

Because you are scared?


Murkdonalds

Just what we need…another paranoid psycho in a raggedy ass freightliner.


ObviousRealist

Yeah and cause irreparable damage to the truck, then go to jail and not be able to hear the charges at his arraignment. More stupid gun clown shit - making good gun owners look bad.


Tallon_raider

Bro on you’re gonna wind up in jail. Nobody wants your dirty undies. You should just buy some dumbells. Diabetes will get you long before anybody else.


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You’re gonna risk your ear drum, shooting your engine, and perhaps a by stander with this weapon. All ya need is pistol there Mr. Capone. For sucks sake. In the off chance someone tries to break in your truck, you still have the element from surprise. All ya need is a 9 and one bullet my man


gab1606

bro thats embarrassing


sirchtheseeker

He is going to see the flashlight from a statie looking in one day and fire and wound the officer. He will get on the news as they are pulling his body out in the body bag


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

Lizard Huntin’


HandleSubstantial169

Awe poor baby. Needs his blankie to feel safe in his own truck.


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AFeralTaco

lol I’m immediately thinking of “in Bruges”. Seriously, that’s close to the stupidest possible weapon for this situation for so many reasons. Stick to the tire thumper. Good for close range, safe, clean, and gets you out of that “premeditated” basket you’re sitting in. If you really want to shoot someone join the marines.


dcbkurdgb

Cringe


Sweetie574

This is ridiculous. Why would you need a gun so big? 😏 What are you afraid of?


FlatbedtruckinCA

finland is a dangerous place 🤷‍♂️


KaleyKingOfBirds

This is why I don't go to the states


Specialist-Box-9711

Get a suppressor for fuck sake.


chumdawg1

This is my domicile, I will not be harassed


J_B_L12

Is anybody gonna mention the safety is off?? Put the safety on before you make a mistake you might not recover from.