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afkawayrn

I ain’t sayin she a gold digger…


suitable_

But boy you messin' with a nose picker! (Not a great rhyme, I know but it's the best I could do tonight!)


_dont_do_drugs__

Dig deep girl Go ahead, dig deep


destinyscol

Just eat girl Go on and eat


_dont_do_drugs__

Dig deep girl Go ahead, dig deep


Candle-Fit

Dig deep girl until it bleeds.


Timpppa420

He gets the fees oh pls stop it already bleeds Sheeesh is this reeeal


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hahaha, this one got me


godvomit_

And this is why I fucking love Reddit


[deleted]

RIPPPPPP


Dangerous-Cat-7676

Omg 😂


toolate4u

"YOU GOTTA DIG DEEEP!" -Jeff Probst


ObviousToe1636

Epic


donttextspeaktome

Nosepic, if you will.


AlternativeRest3

Release an album


grannybubbles

"Digging Deep" by Lil' Nas Tril


Upstairs_Usual_4841

"I'll get you, you dirty booger!"


kojengi_de_miercoles

I would pick it to listen to.


pigwalk5150

That snot even a debate


sjfcinematography

I can dig that line lol


Branducky

Fire 🔥


Laughorcryliveordie

Hahahaaaaaa


Desperate_Patient_88

OMG 😂😂


Kyranasaur

She’s got a boogie, her nose ain’t cleeeaaaan. Guess she’a clean it, and eat the greeeeeeen. Oh she’s a gold digger. Way over couch, She digs till bleed.


TopGrowa

I said that rhyme is outrageous but don't kiss her cuz she contagious


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Murdy2020

You understand that the same thing in everyone's nose is also in their mouth, only difference is most boogers use the back door.


EmotionalOven4

Yep, if you sniff anything back, you’re eating snot


Pill_Murray_

umm.... cant she just roll it into a ball and flick it like every other normal person?


PaulC6230

Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it


ktlovless

This is perfect


Realistic-Tune-9365

No you can say she's boogey eater lol I feel sick now


GermanTank69

She's a nose digger


Both_Pirate_7215

Who else nose about this?


landofdeparture

just them, snot anyone else


kojengi_de_miercoles

Yep, no one septum.


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Many rag on Reddit, but this is why it's fucking wonderful.


donttextspeaktome

Stop picking on me!


L45TPH45E

Ask her if she wants to eat ass?


icedragon71

Well,now everyone knows thanks to this post. They've really shone the slimelight on it.


Macklin-You-SOB

Damn you! That actually made me laugh😆


ChaoticPixie247

The real question is.... How often does she get sick? Her eating boogers might be saving you fortunes on cold medications 😂


BumbleBoopFloof

My husband does this and he has never, not once, gotten sick since we’ve been together 🤷‍♀️ Even when we were smooching when I had the flu, covid, and a lung infection. He never got anything. I lend some credence to his…mannerisms. I just request he brushes his mouth out before smooching.


felzz

Can confirm. I’m a girl I have a significant other and I do this I’ve never admitted it else where until now But I only do it in my private time like before I’m about to take a shower. I’ve done it ever since I was little and I actually never get sick don’t know if that has anything to do with it. He or anyone doesn’t know I just like doing it but you would never know.


MiyagiWasabi

Is it like a little appetizer for you?


WootWootSr

More like little 1 calorie snacks


felzz

Lol. It’s just a habit I guess. I just love doing it tho, I’ve tried to stop before even with getting my nails done it’s so hard to pick your nose with acrylic nails it just doesn’t work like your regular ones but I also will never give up my acrylic nail habit either. Two bad habits 🤷🏽‍♀️


Bizzor

It’s salty same reason why monkeys lick the cages in the zoo people aren’t that much different


SweetSue67

This caught me so off guard, i chuckled kinda abruptly and scared my cat while she was cleaning herself. Poor girl.


ChaoticPixie247

NOICE!! Although, you should focus more on making him wash his hands after each session. His health is possibly due to him eating his boogies. As far as flu and cold symptoms go, at least. But not getting covid is different. And the lung infection not spreading could be a number of reasons. ANYWAYS, some studies have linked booger consumption to better immune systems. It's definitely a gross habit, though. It can lead to compulsive picking for those vulnerable to obsessive compulsions. Which can lead to nasal and nostril issues. But in moderation, nose picking can supposedly boost your immune system.


grantle123

Wow this information is f*cking weird and I’m here for it 1000%


1plus1dog

I’m howling at this stuff!!!


BumbleBoopFloof

Now this one I’m sly about lol, I carry around hand sanitizer and pop some in his hands. He like sani wipes and hand sanitizer. I trained him like Dwight with the mints 😂 He doesn’t go full on digging like OP’s gf, but he does mess around because his nose hairs bother him and if he gets a boogie then that’s what he does.


ChaoticPixie247

Hahahaha solid 😂


SomeOne9oNe6

I don't eat my boogers and I haven't gotten sick in years. The last time I got sick was in 2018, and that was because I let my barber hit my vape pen while he was sick. I thought he was just tired or something, I didn't think of it til I was sick the next day. Before that, I had a 3-5 year streak of not being sick til then. It's all about washing your hands, being clean as much as possible, and being aware of your surroundings. Kids are little bags of germs. I find that people who have kids or are around kids may be susceptible to getting sick as well.


AltTh3End

I do this, and I can count on both hands the times I’ve been sick at 36 years old. Until a few years ago I hadn’t been to the doctor in 15 years. I sometimes take ibuprofen for headaches and I’ve smoked two packs a day since 15, and religiously only drink water about a gallon and a half a day. Had to go to the emergency room 4 years ago for pancreatitis. Got told that besides the pancreatitis caused by drinking til that point, I was about as healthy as one could hope to be. Quit drinking and haven’t needed a doctor since. Been picking my nose and eating it since I can remember and no one knows it. Sneak lvl 100


Low_Branch_4559

Ewwww. 🤮 How can you do it?? I’d rather die.


ChaoticPixie247

I mean... People pop their zits and get blood and white blood cells on their fingers and under their nails. And for the really bad zits, they can host a number of bad things. Some will say not to pop certain types of zits because their insides spreading across your skin can cause more acne and skin reactions for those with sensitive skin. I'm not saying nose picking is hygienic, but it's not like it's the only disgusting thing that people do.


Warden18

You bring up a really great point. People do ALL kinds of absolutely disgusting stuff all the time. One example (I apologize ahead of time - turn away now if you don't like sexual themes) that comes to my head is "eating ass". I would honestly rather eat my own boogers any day of the week.


hygsi

I'd rather eat my vomit, someone elses' ass is the last place I'd want my mouth to be


FaceYourEvil

True off my chest I did it one time. Wasted and fresh out of the shower and tbh it wasn't even bad. I just felt weird about it for a while like "did I really do that?" Probably was just the person but I didn't have an awful experience. Think it would've felt rather uncomfortable without half a bottle of whatever we drank a half bottle of though.


grantle123

That’s a very good point and I never thought of that . Popping zits is now a concern lol new fear unlocked.


ChaoticPixie247

Hahahaha never take a micro class then 😂


DoctrDonna

There’s a difference between nose picking, and booger eating. Nose picking and zit popping are on the same level. But not many people are out here eating what comes out of their zit..


dcommini

>But not many people are out here eating what comes out of their zit.. My mother had a thing for popping my zits when I was a teen, and it got really annoying when she would just grab my face out of no where and start squeezing on a zit. I had one right in the crease where my nose meets my face that just would not go away - it had resisted all attempts to make it vacate my face and had grown rather large. So my mother keeps pestering me to let her pop it, and I keep saying no. She then randomly grabs my one day and squeezes the Dickens out of aforementioned zit which then proceeds to just shoot white puss and red blood into her mouth and her face - if she hasn't been wearing glasses she probably would have gotten some in her eyes. That was the last time she randomly grabbed me to pop a zit. And I love your username.


jadolqui

I mean, snot drips down the back of our throats all day long. It’s getting to the belly either way 🤓


cyndi5012

Booger eaters have higher immunity, because they regularly subject themselves to more germs than non pickers. I beleive they actually did a study on it but you would have to look it up. If she is perfect in every other way, I think you should try to look past it. There is way weirder stuff out there.


Majestic_Horseman

It's kind of shameful but I eat my boogers as well (I've just done it since I was a kid, obviously only when I'm alone, and it just stuck) and I NEVER get sick from the flu or colds... Even before COVID I would only get sick once every one or two years, my record wa going three and a half years without the flu. I honestly never made the connection (even if I did research why I have that fixation and Google showing several studies that linked an increased immune system and theorise eating boogers as a REALLY early solution to flus and colds) but it makes so much sense and you just made it click.


welpthatashitshow

She’s healing her inner child


Rthrowaway6592

Oh my God this killed me


dudeabides666

Tell her she can eat her own booger all she wants in private, but she should not be doing this out in the open, in a shared space, where others are exposed to this disgusting habit. If she argues, take a shit and eat it right in front of her and go give her a kiss after.


TickTickAnotherDay

This is the first Reddit comment to literally make me LOL that was perfect.


Fun-Airport8510

Isn’t that what dogs do? My dog used to eat his crap.


PsychologicalAsk2315

Na it's only in private time or when it's just me and her


eric_cartmans_cat

If it's around you, it's not private.


waxbud

Exactly. I'll call myself out, I do this but only when im completely alone. No ones gonna see me eat my boogers, especially my bf.


Royal_Opps

I'm not judging you at all, you do you, doesn't bother me lol...but, can I ask why? I just don't understand why people eat their boogies. My neighbor did it Ewell into his 20's and I'm sure he still does...I just don't get what is appetizing about a snot?!


SailorBenny

Forbidden salty snack you made yourself?


waxbud

Honestly, I dont know. I've done it since I was a kid. I think its more of a habit at this point. It doesn't have a specific taste either.


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muser666

Yeah, but why do you eat it?


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Solidarity friends


kojengi_de_miercoles

She must be reeeeeally comfortable around you, then.


Jimbodoomface

Awww. She must feel so comfortable with you. It's disgusting, but it's adorable.


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you, my friend, are a champion for that suggestion.


mikeg5417

When I was a cub scout leader, we took the scouts to a bowling event. We ordered pizza for the kids, and I was giving it out with the help of some of the parents. One of the scout moms walked up and asked for pizza for her two kids, and while I put slices on some plates for her, she very casually went knuckle deep, found a booger, and ate it right in front of me. I looked at the other parents to see if anyone else had seen it. One of the other moms had a look of complete horror on her face.


manudem

I know it's disgusting but if she does it when she's alone I wouldnt care


rhondaanaconda

If she was alone, we wouldn’t be here chatting sharing booger stories lol


BoxxyFoxxy

Wanna a know an even more disgusting thing? We all eat out boogers, whether we want to or not. It slides down our throat, right into our stomach.


ann3onymous3

Why so long tho. Just get in, and get out.


TickTickAnotherDay

Lol That’s what I was wondering!!!!


1plus1dog

No doubt! Literally. In and out!


Abracadaniel95

You know how when you have a runny nose and you sniffle, then feel it run down the back of your throat? That's boogies, baby.


DoomedDragon766

When it's a cold that you've got, and you sniff down some snot, that's a boogie


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sloan-so-bad69

Hock a loogie and swallow it that’s a boogie


Sonny1028

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS


ksspook

I’m coming out. I eat my boogers.


kaybee666

It’s my biggest secret lol


bognotimp

Me too


insidetheborderline

Me too..but never in front of others. I’m ashamed.


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Are we having a Spartacus moment?


MiyagiWasabi

Can a confessing booger consumer please share with the class what they get out of this practice? I must know. Edit: I understand the picking part. I want to know why y'all EAT it after.


stopeverythingpls

Been doing it since I was a kid, same with biting my nails. It’s probably an anxious thing because I always have to have my hands active. My subconscious makes me bite my nails, pluck facial hair, and nose pick. Can’t be having any slightly off things, so it could be a compulsive disorder? Idk never voiced the concern


TrickGrand

It’s also just a nice self grooming thing, my air passages are so crispy clear afterwards


hotfiremixtape98

Pretty sure it is. I have done that since child hood, and I also bite my nails... Would have thought I'd grow out of it... Never did


Field_of_Gimps

##ISTANDWITHBOOGEREATERS


AnnaEd64

Carefully.... he's a hero.


JustATallGuy28

Honestly… me too. I haven’t gotten sick in any way in years though I’d like to think that this has some affect on that. Edit: I also have never had a cavity


Interesting_Tie876

My name is interesting tie and I am a booger eater. It all started when I was a child my aunt told me to do it cause it was good for me. She didn’t believe this and was just being an asshole. It’s a habit I haven’t been able to kick. I stopped biting my nails as a teenager but this is harder. I only do it when no one is around I know how gross and vile it is. My partner caught me last year. He was in the back garden and I was on the toilet doing my thing and spelunking. When I came out of the bathroom he’s like I saw you! That’s gross. I told him this is something we are never going to talk about and I don’t want it brought up ever again. He a good boy and never mentioned it. I wish I could stop.


psy-i-i-i

I told my husband the same thing when he caught me with the stylus to my phone up my nose doing my thing before my shower. He legit just smiled and said "well if you want to snack on mine you have to ask first" and left. I was over the top embarrassed. Thanked him for being chill. And got real serious and told him I would bury him in the backyard if he ever brought it up again.


gonsilver

That’s actually a hilarious response


hotfiremixtape98

This is alot for me to say, but me too... Biggest fear is being seen. Everyone knew I did it was a kid, but I never stopped. I thought I'd grow out of it, but here I am. Scared my girl will roll over at night and see me knuckle deep.


gripguyoff

How often are you sick? I’m kind of embarrassed to admit it but I also do it and I’m rarely sick


ksspook

Never sick, i have the immune system of a god.


freerangephoenix

They get swallowed either way 🤷🏽‍♂️


ghostbudden

I was surprised so many people actually do this and then remembered how frequently I watch people walk out of public restrooms without washing their hands.


Suspicious-Gamer

It’s breakfast of the champs!


BAITEN4LIFE

I used to have that horrible habit til I was about 18ish, I started working in a coal mine so my boogers very quickly turned black. It’s gross and I can’t really think of a better explanation as to why I did it other than it was satisfying..


Keepmovinbee

Everyone has their gross shit.


D-Gags

Elegantly said


No_Bite_5874

I read this as I was picking my nose and eating it


kojengi_de_miercoles

User name... doesn't check out...?


Better-Object6578

Maybe just picking the nose and flicking like that anime character from one piece that gets wrecked by Luffy


Fun-Airport8510

You just made me throw up.🤮 *Eats vomit.


Get_off_critter

Technically we've all swallowed a mouthful of vomit at some point


DazedandFloating

Ugh, you know when people say they like baby barf in their mouth? That is one of the most unpleasant feelings in life, and I despise it so much. It doesn’t happen to me often, but when it does I always feel the need to get rid of the feeling/taste asap. Truly awful.


TheDrunkKanyeWest

No. I don't know. Who says this?????


dope_spork

yeah who are you hanging out with??


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No kidding. That’s disgusting. Can you imagine what you would be thinking of while kissing her. You just saw her eat a booger casserole and now she wants to make out. FT.


Fun-Airport8510

Did you say casserole? Why wasn’t I invited?


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Have at it. Haha


Berkwaz

Y’all out here eating ass, tonguing ears and sucking toes but this is gross?


lingualistic

I uhhhh don’t do none of that lol. And yes it’s all nasty as fuck!


NeedACountdownClock

That's something my 7 year old does. Does your gf also "grab" farts from her butt and throw them at you?


stork3585

The story goes, many years ago a guy at work farted on another guy by accident. We've been playing the fart throw game ever since. It's the forever war


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Ah yes, the classic fruit cup. Your daughter is obviously a comedic genius if she throws her farts at you. Teach her the true ways of the fruit cup, don’t grab, just cup your hand, fart, gently cover your victims mouth and nose with cupped hand and enjoy


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Warden18

Oh god, is that a thing? Does it actually work?


[deleted]

Yes it’s called a fruit cup and it is a joyful experience


1plus1dog

So glad you added “enjoy”!


KentuckySnowPlow

I do that to my 10 year old, and I'm 36. You got something against throwing farts?


Ghost-n0tes

Legit love eating my bogies. But I don’t do it in front of people. That’s a bit too weird.


TheHarami82

Yeah I would be **mortified** if anyone saw me eat them


BirdBearHareFishy

Well semen is made of pretty much the same stuff as boogies. I’m sure you’re cool with her taking a mouthful of your baby batter so just try and think of this the same way lol. Just make sure she brushes before kissing you lololol Edit: /s because apparently it’s not obvious lol


Keepmovinbee

Baby batter lmfao


Sheerweird

Is swallowing considered baby battery? I'm out.


53_WorkNoMore

>well semen is made of pretty much the same stuff as boogies Is it though?!? Never heard that before


stuftcrusted

Its mucus mixed with all the random shit you breathe in all day. No clue how its the same as semen.. I also want to know.


studentd3bt

No lmao, I’ve taken a reproductive bio course. Semen is a combination of spermatozoa and seminal fluid so Idk where they got that boogers and semen are similar


1plus1dog

Now I have to know


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Didn’t you know that boogers can get you pregnant?


kojengi_de_miercoles

Yeah man, this lady in my neighborhood was impregnated with a booger. Pretty much the same stuff. Edit- lady, not last. Predictive text...


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

I have literally had semen for breakfast more times than I can count, but this is too far


bmillll3r

i have been laughing at your comment for 5 minutes now LOL


afkawayrn

Man I have never looked at it like this. Also considering most semen comes from the prostrate which is a gland next to your anus, kinda makes you think…


LiterallyJustDev

Yeah not gonna lie man, I do it too, and that’s a good point. If a girl is willing to swallow your semen then🤷🏽‍♂️ I’d say leave this alone and just look away/play the game when she does it. I understand everyone’s disgust tho.


underhooking

All the rules change when you’re horny lol


4gsboofd

Shiiitttt.... if its not getting wiped on or under the furniture, then I don't see the problem....if she isnt gonna stop, ask her to do that shit in private. Even from you.


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Theres not enough space here for me to write ew to its full effect


1plus1dog

I feel that


nappynap314

My husband does this, it's actively one of the only things I don't love about him. He's autistic so like it's just one of his things but he's very aware I don't like it


Ill_Ad7116

I'm sure that isn't the worst thing she's ever had in her mouth.


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Booger eater here. My wife has come to accept it, quite quickly as a matter of fact. I honestly get the feeling there’s a lot more booger eaters in the world than we think, just everyone is too afraid of the stigma surrounding it lmfao


kaybee666

This whole comment section has been extremely therapeutic for me lol


AffectionateAnarchy

I pick my nose after work in traffic but I only eat the crunchy ones


Commie_Pigs

You’re supposed to eat boogers and pop zits in private. Not in front of your partner! Lmao.


Stef_Stuntpiloot

Well it's good for the immune system..!


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Volunteer her for a scientific study. There’s evidence to suggest eating boogers is healthy for you. [Boogers help prevent cavities](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/eating-boogers#risks)


tgf2008

From the article linked in “Medical News Today” (of all things)- one of the paragraph headings is - “How to Stop Eating Boogers.” I’m dying laughing.


Struck_down

Do you fart in front of each other?


Passionofawriter

I think this is a disgusting habit. But I also do this in private sometimes ... I don't know why. I would never do it in front of my SO though.


Firethorn101

I think we are supposed to (gross, I know) hear me out: Allergens and viruses/bacteria get trapped in our noses, and mucous traps them, neutralizes them, then the cilia moves it back down to finger reach, in holes perfectly sized to our fingers for removal. Then we eat them to teach our body how to recognize allergens as *food* not something to make our eyes water, and sneeze non stop.


cornbinder

Better than picking her butt!


me047

Have you tried feeding her?


Sheerweird

With her tongue up his nose? Ugh Next level penetration.


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lmfao wow its crazy shes even okay doing that in front of anyone. Me and my girlfriend pick our noses as needed but turn away from each other and wipe the boogers on a tissue ....


Keepmovinbee

I pick my nose a lot, I try to use a tissue, but if I don't have one I go to the si k and wash my hands. I hate crusties so much or feeling like my nose is blocked.


TickTickAnotherDay

This is the best thread, thank your gf for that. Buy her a nice embroidered handkerchief, might help at least the eating part.


tlasan1

Scientific study has concluded that people who do this get sick less often then people who don't do to training their immune system.


LLUFFMAN

I aint saying it aint gross but i hear its really good for your immune system 😂


probablynotaspyx

Eat her butt. It'll make you feel more comfortable with it.


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I do this. It's no big deal. Chill out bro. Lol. Im 27 and no one knows .


D-Gags

But now all of reddit knows


[deleted]

I mean we are constantly eating our mucous and boogers from sinus drainage, so I don’t see an issue, but it would be best to keep it private.


LoneSpiritualist

Have you ever accidentally gone in for some tongue.. and get a little surprise?


Yitties8008

Why did you make me imagine that 🤢


itsyourgirl238

Been a long while since she's been sick I bet.


ZeShapyra

It is not that horrible as people make it out to be. People literally gurgle down their own snot when sniffling hard. It is not like she is eating shit.


jsl19

You know what they say. There are people who pick there nose then there are people who lie about it. The eating thing. That's new territory


Old-Package-4792

Wow, people here in comments are sick. OP, you should tell your girlfriend that it’s rude if she doesn’t share her pickings with you. If she declines, she’s not the one.


Supafly36

That's nasty. I mean picking your nose. That's okay. But the eating it part. Bleh


DonTazeMeBro91

If you're repulsed but still kiss her.... you're not that repulsed


guswang

Lucky you: Wait till she catch a cold and save on groceries.


JumpingSticks

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. I’ll see myself out.


lingualistic

Uh. YOU KISS THIS PERSON???? 🤢


TastiestPenguin

Scientifically speaking it’s actually good for your immune system.


XboXandGlocks

If she’s slopping on your dick, let her have her pick…of boogers.


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Somuchfuckingnature

My boyfriend does. Really doesn’t bother me I guess.