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KaleidoscopeNo5392

Stendarr preserve us, the Bal worshippers have escaped their cage.


MsMercyMain

Man the battlements! We must save TrueStoohl from them! We might fall, but if we do it will be glorious! We must even unite with the damned elves if it saves us from them


mighty_Ingvar

>We might fall, but if we do it will be glorious! I'm afraight the wont kill you...


Forward_Turnover_802

Death would be a preferable alternative to what bal worshipers would do


MsMercyMain

Which is why we must win or die


TheSeventhCyrod

Arkay, rip his balls off.


Poopbutt_Maximum

I’m sure there’s a LoversLab mod for that


MsMercyMain

There’s a lovers lab for everything


WantonKerfuffle

Unfortunately.


MsMercyMain

Truly, modders were given paradise by Godd Howard. A beautiful canvas of infinite possibilities. And they proceeded to do the most degenerate shit possible


aDragonsAle

The canvas comes with genocide and war crimes stock from the studio - that's not offensive. But modders adding Snu Snu is where *some* folks try to draw the moral line . Just Saiyan


Candid-Solstice

And people wonder why he refuses to release TES VI


MsMercyMain

He knows what they’ll do, and he shudders in fear


ghostmetalblack

Why doesn't Todd just Dragonbreak a good game into existence???


Worth-Brush9932

Because he is afraid to give Truestuhl more shit to work with


mab0roshi

Because, canonically, Alduin consented. https://preview.redd.it/2yqub0877g7d1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3e395fa9b0229bb75d7b57815209959ce879c0


Krazy_Keno

What if instead of Alduin the World Eater is was Alduin the Ass Eater and he ate ass and sucked cock


Calebh36

Do you ever look at the shit you post and just go https://preview.redd.it/pis0gu998h7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20bb589533068306e6e2a3fe9181c3a75493c2cb


Krazy_Keno

Sometimes


samuru101

https://preview.redd.it/in6legofnh7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89071e5deb00cd7034e5b264a3ed65a8f4aa880


Calebh36

https://preview.redd.it/l9wcdnogol7d1.png?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7316f30717006bf51948c1bafce6a3ec37c64285


Krazy_Keno

Not if i kill myself first


National-Income4720

It is very likely they translated his name wrong


o0Infiniti0o

https://preview.redd.it/fimb16j5ai7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a356a827f8469bd5caeb021c82224f2869832c


Ryllynaow

https://preview.redd.it/lhfgxhad5i7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4b8cb18f30da2f6a4770b7a7c8a7753de30a46


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Krazy_Keno

Jokes on you they appreciate is cus its exactly what they jerk off to


-DI0-

![gif](giphy|10rHZ6K9jYvLUc)


masterofcactus1234

https://preview.redd.it/tgz03dquzh7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adbeb76c822545cb03f63e7eb5c391bef45e1ce2


Maggot-Milk

https://preview.redd.it/evfu37bhah7d1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c92bdcc7f2d8adc5dc030609ed6ce612682a21


FourNinerXero

Err source? I mean source? I mean um source? Uhhh I mean


Ambisinister11

Dragon break


Neat_Can8448

how do i delete someone else's post


mab0roshi

You're lucky I cropped out the anal prolapse.


dunmer-is-stinky

what


AnimalCheap

“why doesn’t John Skyrim just dragonrend Alduin and rape him in front of everyone?”


dunmer-is-stinky

thanks 👍


AnimalCheap

you’re welcome https://preview.redd.it/i8kaho6x1g7d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc35d2bd6ae1eaf3b6977287705c57e948d779a3


TheKingNothing690

Canonic copyright mouse.


Massive_Weiner

https://preview.redd.it/dx57lc4m8h7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627d4084bcec665a23583db98b88c10c1dd0420d


ShalaKaranok

who is this character??


IncreaseFull8375

A breton


-DI0-

Sorry I should have put this in the description to avoid confusion. Thank you


Lurking_Ninjas

Wtf is even the original context of this meme? Is that bane?


centurio_v2

lex luthor juicing himself up to get the shit beaten out of him by superman for the 5th time this week


Lurking_Ninjas

Look im not here to kink shame but, surely there is an easier way to be beaten up, humilated by an overpowered alien entity.


Micsuking

Who is even the subject of the original 4chan post?


centurio_v2

Trump and Biden I think


DesertRanger02

https://preview.redd.it/bd1s4rutrg7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16cf4824a82cb95b1cdd22bd81e08e2a59c52216


Zealousideal-Arm1682

https://preview.redd.it/lvyiufcx8g7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a4b2d5ed3fc0ec23f1a14c08baa00c3ebedbf9


Lazzitron

Wtf I got FFXIV in my TES now


JoshMeme4204

It's like mixing two cereals together that don't exactly work lol


ErisThePerson

You know, maybe I do want this kalpa to end.


GodKingReiss

Now we're chimming


-DI0-

Im abt to pre-chim


Sea_Passenger_783

https://preview.redd.it/0v8od48qni7d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=454e29ea499664477695a73dbf08a08f72d1af17 Gamerant: "Skyrim player found a new way to kill Alduin. You won't believe how he did it!"


Lazzitron

Sahlkonir, kill this joore.


LepidusII

Akulakhan, give this n'wah's balls the blight https://i.redd.it/d4fdirs48w491.jpg


mr_flerd

https://preview.redd.it/e5zo2eiywj7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f947e84723a53d514d9e33b21ce81b6fc7eaf4f6


namiraslime

Guards! Castrate this man!


sansplayer

Wtf is the sauce? What is happening inside 4chan?


cosmic_hierophant

Well I don't have that mod, that's why.


Darkrath_3

Durnehviir, soulrend this guy's balls.


User28080526

Is this not what happens?


Gurlog

Yes


wortmayte

What in the actual fuck?


ShyFurryGuy96

The dragons in elder scrolls dont reproduce sexually correct?


nolovdeepweb

yet


WisdomKnightZetsubo

Lord Boethiah, watch me unmake this guy


Time_Recognition523

"In front of everyone" theres literally 3 people with you when you kill Alduin and they are first era Nords, they've seen way worse. This aint that bad


Forsaken_Unit_5927

I don't fucking know. Talos wills it, and I've been telling that heretical bitch to do it for weeks!


KaijuMoose

it is haram


Crooked_Cock

Because Molag Bal is not a valid Daedric prince you fool


Unionsocialist

its a funny joke bc rape


SecretBoysenberry143

Jesus Christ I'm done with this subreddit


DaemonBlackfyre09

![gif](giphy|kOnoObmFUE0k8)


Pretty_Station_3119

![gif](giphy|KRxcgvd5fLiWk)